Killin' Them Softly - The Chicken!

[PlnkCow]

lmao! love how he did the "white voice" thing

[AfricanJoint]

LMBAO...genetically predisposed to like chicken. WOW

[Himechou1]

LMBO!

[HotWaschwabi]

Come on buddy. Come AWWWN buddy!

[PrestigeTeamLege9210]

"C'mon buddy" lol

[UltraProle21]

i love the way he yells "BLACKS" lmao.

"everyone knows that BLACKS..."

[elpollo992]

yea can i have.......THE CHICKEN!!! WAT? how u know tht? comon buddy comon buddy lmfao xD

[BLACKMAFIA410]

The Chicken!

[Jc40k1]

I'm white and i like fried chicken and grape drink but not watermelons.

[CrowCanyonBand]

i love his white person voice hahaha

[SupernovaPaul]

come on buddy. come onnnn buddy. ain't no secret round here that blacks and chickens are quite fond of one another. lmao

[christ425]

THE CHICKEN

[barbino]

Where are all these people that don't like chicken!!?? Nigga if you don't like chicken, there isn't something wrong with me, there's something wrong with you. IT'S GREAT!!!

[mistamajor]

I could go for some Popeyes rite now after hearing this!!

[kleptomc]

hahaha quite fond of one another

[Wutwut1n1]

i dont like grape drink and im brown (so what?)

[SolidSlang]

@Wutwut1n1

Nigga thats cuz yous an uncle tom

[SketchyBack]

Can't describe how awesome Dave Chappelle is. So fucking funny and brilliant. Hope he comes back =(

[pinkfloydfan417]

Chappelle makes the best white jokes.

[emilyolp]

I didn't know I was genetically predisposed to liking chicken lol best line ever

[step2meNYC]

Just like it said in the Encyclopedia ; Look how happy he looks.....LOL. The funniest MOFO since Richard Pryor and Bernie Mac

[PapagenoJuan2]

you cant taste racism !! :)) ha ha

[YoUnGSpaCeLY92]

i dont really mess with watermelon unless its flavored in soda or juice

I LOVE CHICK-N and i fucks with welch's grape!!

[luluzulu94]

hahaha, "just like it said in the encyclopedia."

[univeralmusic97]

bring back the Chapelle's show

[alifeson85]

Hey, i'm white, and I can honestly say that I have killed an entire bucket of KFC...myself, lol. It's....just, SO DAMN GOOD! :P

Dave is hilarious!

[kashie777]

Look at him, He loves it

ahahahahah funniest thing

[loopguru66]

Chicken and watermelons are the shit! I am asian-white and I love them to death. Fuck racial stereotypes

[maverickslife]

I'd like to ha- THE CHICKEN!

[SSJ4SIX]

It should be law... chicken for everyone goddammit!!

[c4landrea]

"look at him ... he loves it.... just like it said in the encyclopedia" lmao hahaha

[aaronchungrulez]

2204355 im feelin lucky... hahah



[ravager48]

If you don't like Chicken,Watermelon or Fruit Flavored Drinks there's something wrong with you...

[911child]

@ravager48 I dont care to much for watermelons. sorta gross.

[fucker661]

the only people that dont like chicken are vegetarians. chicken is the shit.

[xCravenblood]

hahaha!!!!! i'm black and i wanna move to Mississippi!! lmfao!!!

[Hersheys356]

howd you no that man.... howd you no i was gon get some chicken =/

XD priceless

[ashken79]

This made me hungry lol..am getting chicken right away!

[anaeelbackwards]

chicken is delicious.

[NintendoSegaSonyGuy]

Why is it racist to assume that black people like chicken, watermelon, and grape-flavored drinks? I like all three of those things and I'm white.

[Tie21Tie]

everyone says that eating chicken..drinking kool-aid and having watermelon is black thing...smhh....

[eddy536]

i'm chinese but i dun eat dogs lol :D

[cdoftx]

I haven't eaten chicken in 11 years. Working at KFC killed it for me.

[MissVampireDiaries]

My mom told me the same thing after she worked in Popeyes.

[Georgiadawgs34]

why is it offensive to black people when white people say black people like chicken? is it an insult to like chicken? im white and i like chicken, im eating chicken for lunch. and i believe most black people like chicken. is it a stereotype? yes, is it offensive and mean? i think not please tell me if you disagree

[converseshoeboy]

@Georgiadawgs34 lol its not about that, it's about the stereotype that get ppl angry, the same way british ppl get mad when ppl stereotype them for drinkin tea, or same as americans get mad for stereotyped as been fat. etc. im black n love chicken but i dont care about racism that much, i'm too weird i'm not really sensetive

[inneruniverse17]

@Georgiadawgs34 Yeah it's a sterotype. It is said that ALL Black people LOVE chicken and also watermelon and grape drink; but seriously, who doesn't love those things? lol.

[mikeromor]

@inneruniverse17 apparently not black people

[JRBchaos]

i like chicken and im a nigger

[StrongIslandKid]

Dave Chapelle is a funny funny man

[DrukenNoob]

Lmao....He looked at me like  i was crazy..." Come on buddy Come oooon buddy know everybody knew as soon as you walked in the god-damned door....you were gunna get sum chicken!"

[lordcooler22]

the chicken!

[AdudenamedKemp]

If Dave Chappelle was white, he'd be the most hated comedian of all time.

[MissVampireDiaries]

That guy from All in the Family is loved by all people, and he was white.

[AdudenamedKemp]

@MissVampireDiaries If you mean Archie Bunker, he was a fictional character. If the actor tried to express Archie's views in stand-up, he would be disliked.

[SweetVanzz]

lmfao that was great

[sirmousalot11]

look at him he likes that chicken, just like it said in the encyclopedia

[Slaught1004]

i love wen ever he does the white man's voice it sounds like an announcer

[NekoChanSenpai]

Who are these freaks that don't like chicken? Chicken is the best!

[andrewtheone7]

hahaha look at him

[sprack94]

just like it said in the encyclopedia!

[Serpico69]

I agree, this isn't about racism, it's about stupid stereotypes.

dave's a smart guy, so i'm kinda surprised he got this one wrong.

[monsterRam0n]

@Serpico69 im kinda surprised ur stupid. It's racism dumbfuck, everywhere it's the whites that does these things called labeling like they're superior than anybody else. It's really stupid not to see these things i mean when u go to mississippi it's as clear as day, racism is sooo damn obvious.

[eldudio]

I think Chappelle is really funny, one of my favourite comedians, but that isn't 'racist'.. that's just someone playing on stereotypes...

Its like me (being British) going to a cafe and me saying "I'll have the...." and they say "Crumpets!"

Not racist, it's just a stupid stereotype.

Still funny though :)

[crookedlettaz11]

dave has the best fake southern accent ever

[gigglesmcgee1996]

same with the super white guy impression

[SearchForSanta]

@steve89z

you racist inbred hicks are all the same. chillin on youtube and making comments like that

[lavaheadlvr1369]

@SearchForSanta

what'd he say? i can't find it......inbred hicks are funny ^^

[Zubirrex]

It's not their fault you have a thumb dick.

[francoisgrenier]

im white, and i sure loves my chicken...

[alko7722]

@francoisgrenier

[dderekk14]

@francoisgrenier im black and i sure loves my chicken



[kynayo]

I luv chicken, watermelon, and grape drink. I'm white.

[kynayo]

I said I love them, not that it's all that I eat. I basically snack on this stuff man.

[yutubeligation]

you must of had a small tax return

[djundizputed]

are you faggot?

[djundizputed]

what human being doesn't, lmao

[RobertGary1]

Funny. I'm white and I'd never heard of grape drink before. :) Back in the Navy I know the enlisted guys would drink "bug juice" which I think is the same thing. I never understood why they liked it though.

[tobythesandwich]

cosign

[bloodopal12]

@kynayo i know. its actually pretty fucking good.

[aznbartsimpson]

@kynayo fuck yah man its fucking delicious and i am chinese hahaha

[youxknowxyouxluvxit]

@kynayo traiter to your' race

[DaREDrobberZ]

@kynayo how dare you mock us

[RobertGary1]

I'm white and I don't care for chicken. Its totally without flavor to me. I can taste the things added to the chicken but the meat itself has no flavor to me.

[djundizputed]

That's because chicken is has very little fat.

[crankdathigh]

@RobertGary1 put hot sauce on it with some potatoes on the side and the flavors in the skin really and yes im black and i aint go bullshit if your offered me some kfc right now id eat that shit lol

[Disterric23]

did you know black and white arent races??? the only race is the HUMAN race there is no in between its just color and background that convinces us that we are so different

[RobertGary1]

Incorrect. Human is a species. Race is a subcategory of species. I guess they don't teach biology in high school any more.

[benmoose82]

good call

[lordofthestrings02]

English isn't a race either

[counterclockwise123]

the microphone is the chicken lol

[JustStalKing]

go dieing incest wanker! ^^

[Leafpaw616]

Woooooow proof that some people NEVER grow up.

[cheesepuff18]

biscuits :D

[keokimeddle]

ITS GOOD BITCH MMMMMMMM!!!!

[romael22251]

im eatin chicken now lol

[Blue21Films]

lol mississippi!

I live there!

[dredayladies]

itz not wrong 4 a black man eatin chikin iz just a side effect ov bein black

[csehmanfred]

i dont know how you feel but im of to KFC:)

[TALLI2]

i am from Sweden and i dont relay understand why watermelon cool aid and chicken are raciest stuff?

[koolkleankat]

Black people love those three items. Alot. If you ever see a black person eating food, the doctors daily dosage requires them to have at least one of the above mentioned. Can't forget them colla' greens[in white mans terms collards with pork], Macoroni & Cheese, Every Part of the pig [Snot, Feet, Lips Etc.], and chittlins.

[MrSmokinitup]

TALLI2

ignore that fucking idiot koolkleankat

the watermelon thing

there used to be cartoons n tv shows with black people eating watermelons looking like monkeys n shit

[babybadoo]

lol why is stereotypes so one sided?

you say an english (white) person is going to have a tea and crumpets... no biggie.

you say a black guy is going to have chicken, and they flip a tit.

uhhhhhh.... what the fuck. quit being so fucking hypocritical.

[229groon]

most American white people dont do the tea and crumpet thing if i heard that i dont think white i think British... wait do British count as white? well anyway ive never seen a white guy talken about crumpets and stuff but thats just me

[GetOutOfMyYard]

"Do British count as White?"

hahahahaha

[koolkleankat]

Does the phrase "400 years of slavery" ring a bell? We have minimum 400 years of rascism to catch up with white people with. And then segregation.

[msjayohwhy]

right on brother lol >= )

[bigfrotes9912]

ur a dumbass....it's not my fault that black people were enslaved and shit. but it's not just white people who enslaved people. so you should hate every spanish and portuguese person and also especially seeiing how they brought over 10 times for african slaves than the settlers in America. get ur shit straight and stop trying to justify ur racist ideas that all white people owe you for something that happened to your ancestors....go fuck yourself

[alexlvnv1688]

Yes but the English\americans treated the slaves worse than how Spaniards treated their slaves. It is a fact, Spaniard saw them actually as human beings. English settlers just viewed blacks as inferior race not even worthy to be a human.

[IronMaidenDoD]

some didnt even get a chance to live after being prisoners of war. some had their head chopped off.

[thealabamaman]

LOL!

[IronMaidenDoD]

what

[MrSmokinitup]

why is that funny?

[thealabamaman]

I'm being an ignorant asshole. Duh!

[ZOMGWTFALLNAMESTAKEN]

crowd > comedian

[MrSmokinitup]

??????

wot does that mean??????

[ZOMGWTFALLNAMESTAKEN]

it means the crowd is more important then the comedian

the crowd makes the comedian

[MrSmokinitup]

ok

maybe but it works both ways

i mean they all came to see dave chappelle, not the other way round

anyway why are you telling me that??

thats what i was asking

[Wheelhelm]

How do you know the Spaniards treated their slaves better? Because they didn't. They conquered the Philippines and treated my ancestors just as bad. If you ask any old Filipino, they hate the Spanish for what they've done.

[Wheelhelm]

I agree with you that it's not your fault about the slaves. Most culture like the Romans, Spanish, etc had slaves (back in the days), but the slaves they had were from countries they've conquered regardless of the color of their skin. The white people single out blacks for slavery.

[MrSmokinitup]

that is very true

[southoreast]

As a black man, I'm proud to boast my love of chicken to the world. It is the apple of my eye, the olive in my martini, the spiritual component that influences my very existence. LOL!

[shadowkhan]

blackies are so funny..

[msjayohwhy]

hahahahahahahaha so are stupid rasist ppl that say stuff like "blackies" and u know what els is funny that one of us "funny blackies" are in charge now ant

[msjayohwhy]

WOW if u dont use it then y is it in your comment. O and if blacks r so bad then y r we the most copied race in the us

[PerryPantha]

most copied?

[jeffreycoley]

because of the trneds you set up and all of the foods and cultureistic things you brought and the way we cook certain foods (not being racist btw, just explaining why alot of people copy your culture

[jeffreycoley]

trends* (god damn errors!!!!!!!!!!!)

[MrSmokinitup]

yeh but what he is saying is, why do people copy all these things

yet still talk as if we are the scum of the earth??

[jeffreycoley]

well i honstly cant awnser, im not racist at all....sorry

[shan898923]

Don't worry about racism man, some people are fuckwits. Next time someone calls you a nigger, make sure you find his home address and fuck his partner brainless.

[MrSmokinitup]

hahah yeah man

it just pisses me off, i dont even know why

[opie2210]

lmao

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

this happened to me today:i was hungry so i ordered some chicken at my college cafeteria. i started eating it but half way through i was just full so i thought i might offer it to someone so it wouldent go to waste. i was last one in the cafeteria other than this one black guy.. long story short i sat there thinking for a couple of minutes thinking "is this racist" turns out it was.. i just threw the shit awway lol... poor chicken

[animal90sFreak5]

LOl it's stupid how rude that some people can be.damn igorant morons.

[DerekDScott]

The Chicken! I said What The Fuck!?

[cubbymcr]

HAHA thats funny as fuck!!!

[tmac8724]

funny shit

[PhilipGuevara1990]

How fucked up is this that a black man can't order chicken without being laughed at. Horrible.

[funnywhiteroots]

People try to say there is something wrong with me for liking chicken and watermelon. If you don't like chicken and watermelon there is something wrong with you

[brandonman94]

Just like it said in the encyclopedia!

[PhillyRida215]

WHAT THE FUCK???

LOL

[dagaree]

I fucking love KFC, and i aint black :P watermelon is good too xD lol

[Grad25]

Popeyes is tasty as well very flavorful.

[livinglyf2]

haha who doesnt love fried chicken i had KFC 3 times today lol

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

damn our fat!

[livinglyf2]

our fat? wtf u on about

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

i mean to say: damn your fat! a gu commented saying he went to kfc 4 times one day or sumthin

[livinglyf2]

oh lol, yeh i didnt go to kfc 4 times i bought some and ate it 4 times throughout the day, i weigh 80kg, if you consider that fat then good for you lol

[theparodies]

funny as hell haha but lets get real, every1 likes fried chicken. I'm white and there is nothing I would rather have than fried chicken

[sskoza]

True that.

[cheekocheeko96]

love fried chicken and especially watermelon

[MegaCash88]

Lol The Chicken

[melissasw64]

I once heard some black guys in a grocery store laughing at some mexicans who were all packed in to the cab of a pick-up truck.

Then I noticed the black guys were buying fried chicken and watermelon. Swear to God it was the funniest thing.

Don't remember what I was buying.  Maybe it was crackers and mayonnaise. That would have been hilarious.

[kamdenp]

haha i laughed just by reading that

[erocktheartist]

lol

[6monkey1]

lmao

[Brendan2da]

i actually do get embarassed to eat chicken lol

[SamFisher147]

LOOK AT HIM! he loves it

[breakbeatghost]

hahah he looks so cute doing that chicken thing :P

[AlJayRobins13]

Dave Chapple is astounding !!!!

[Mattaldinho12310]

Chappelles white person voice is hilarious :)

[drmak3r]

ill do it for free chicken,its the least i can do

[nickav1987]

rofl!