IGN Weekly 'Wood - Dark Knight Details & A Marvel Theme Park? - IGN Weekly 'Wood, 04.21.11

[campeau1993]

yeah jessica gives me my weekly wood

[MrJonas3211]

yes yes... ohhh god yes..... i would love to go to marvel-land

[clerzerkerTOto7]

@84mrjoker The Simpsons also sucks. Family guy sucks. Everything you like sucks. I almost wish I was as unintelligent as you, so I can enjoy most of the crap on TV and garbage on the radio.

[Stavrosdouvlis]

I dont know much about comics but isnt it Batman:year one and not won?

[khmerbraveheart]

26 people are xbox fan boys who hates blue ray disc and mad because thier system can't play blue ray.

[HenNgTr]

jess"now its time for some wood!"

damn right its time for some wood :)

[MsSmartypants96]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

MARVEL LAND

[mrcoolerthanu1]

i like it when cartman fought the midget.

[RajaofNYandPGH]

Cartman injects himself with Apple Juice so that he can fart better.

[alchemisted89789]

is his name kevin faggy?

[NRzUnleashed]

ill give her a weekly wood

[nellzg]

@NRzUnleashed make that a daily wood

[TheMasterFozzy]

1:27 is that Nika Noire with Supernerd? (On Right)

[Ryanr75rc]

Like All I got wood

[leopower7]

WEEKLY WOOD?

ARE YOU SERIOUS? ¬¬'

[Mrphe3000]

GUYS! I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING! She doesn't look excited, maybe IGN is ripping her off.

[alvin12360]

jessica should stop ign and start porn!

[TURK5424]

@alvin12360 i agree lol

[IxJordan]

@alvin12360 No she should do both!!

[SaVaGeKiiDSODMG]

@alvin12360 sasha grey looks just like her

[dboi794]

My jaw drop when she said we could be walking into Asgard

[steffahProduktions]

@dboi794 my jaw dropped when i noticed you could see the shape of her tits *fapfapfapfap*

[dboi794]

@steffahProduktions LOL true true

[cptrex98]

its asgård [AsgOrd] (phonetic). not [assguard]. it's kinda annoying when marvel takes a dump on swedich culture/history when they make some of them into gods with magical crystals that controls an army of icegiants. (not all of it but some of it is historicly incorrect) reffering to some pices of the avengers).

[badboybitch69]

îf ur gonna randomly choose a winner, does it even matter than what I put in the email? -__-

[Spoofer5]

Lol she wants "wood"

[BackstamDotSe]

@deAthbarrel98 That is sooo gay...

[PaintedLadder]

Aaron Eckhart wanted to be in the Dark Knight sequel but Christopher Nolan confirmed that his character died. Lol that sucks.

[d10dawg]

YAAAAY JESSICA'S BACK!!!!!

[TheKitcat3000]

she looks so tired :(

[vichetmeng]

Where is Jess's enthusiasm in making the video?

[RedFalconGames]

So why is this called wood? *gets boner* Oh yeah!

[burntyper]

shes so hot but soooo annoying also

[ghostpwnz]

Making videos using hot chicks to attract a larger audience....hmm well played IGN, well played...

[caramonspace]

My ad just lagged.

[acerone2]

ya she just had sex

[AndrewsRanger]

jesus jess... cheer up or gtfo....you look so bored

[HipPopVybz]

this lil fag want a man 2 look at?

[dorkotron1011]

@JustMexican100 No

[jojishigesso]

batman this, batman that...aren't there any other dc super heroes who deserve some attention?

[CleverDjembe]

Hi Jess! Could you be like a mother to me?

A mother that I could have sex with?

[philmagroin56ish]

@CleverDjembe freak

[CleverDjembe]

@philmagroin56ish

So that comment ticked you off, eh.

[CleverDjembe]

@philmagroin56ish

You seem to have taken my comment the wrong way. Please consider another interpretation, with a bit of humor too.

[CleverDjembe]

Jessica Sexy wiggles her hot body because it feels good to her clitoris and pussy to rub against her jeans' crotch seam <3

[brothab2000]

Some perverted ass IGN readers in here, huh?

[ItsAllAboutDaJourney]

Quit your job jess its not even fucking worth it why have a bunch of fags only watching these videos for women when you could be doing greater things (i guess) seriously why does video game news require a woman to deliver it when girls don't play that much video games. Seriously, I want women to be treated with respect (yes im a guy fuck up im not gay)

[kakashi202]

@ItsAllAboutDaJourney How are they "fags"? If they want to have sex with a woman.

[ItsAllAboutDaJourney]

@kakashi202 You know i just mean that as an insult not actual fags just horny pimple faced male virgins.

[jermonk]

0:49 How does that taste??

[BenchPressGamer]

It seems like jess needs to have sex. she seems down and she needs a dick me up

[CleverDjembe]

@BenchPressGamer

Well said man lol 

[Luke51015]

0:05

[360hasSHITexclusives]

JESSICA CHOBOT QUIT DAILY DICK

JESSICA CHOBOT QUIT DAILY FUCK

JESSICA CHOBOT QUIT HARD NEWS

JESSICA CHOBOT QUIT PIMP DAILY DOSE

JESSICA CHOBOT QUIT IGNornant

BECAUSE 360 HAS SHIT EXCLUSIVES = ALL EXCLUSVES ON 360 ARE SHIT!!!! ALL!!!!!!

[masterkayaki]

unenthusiastic much?

[AZNxC]

XMANSION FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN !

[solidxraiden]

naggers, we were looking foe naggers

[afroRuben01]

@wwwdihstyledotcom doesn't seem like it

[wwwdihstyledotcom]

@afroRuben01 no one seems like it on youtube, believe me...

[afroRuben01]

@wwwdihstyledotcom good point

[wwwdihstyledotcom]

@afroRuben01 this isn't life as it is so most of the time I'm kidding around here like many others, I'm free...but yes it sucks :s

[cartman540]

@KryptoWolf your an idiot...wow fucking 12 year olds trying to talk back on youtube, thats cute. and you do understand how fucking stupid his statement was right?

[KryptoWolf]

@cartman540 gtfo... next time I won't bother wasting my time answering your question...I'm not an Idiot! I consider myself more Intelligent than most people and I didn't write the comment did I??? No, that was acerone2 so ....btw I'm 18 (You know an Adult)

[KryptoWolf]

@cartman540 and he got 107 thumbs up making your opinion moot.

[cartman540]

@KryptoWolf to specify, he got 107 thumbs up by little faggots like you who think their cool cus they got a few thumbs ups. grats dude you should be proud

[KryptoWolf]

@cartman540 Fuck you! did I ever say he deserved the thumbs up? NO I DIDN'T SAY THAT! I SAID 107 PEOPLE'S OPINION OVERRULES YOURS... I DIDN'T THUMB HIM UP OR AGREE WITH HIM! you asked a Question and I answered!!! then you blatantly insult me for no reason! SO F*CK YOU! ASS-HOLE I WON'T ANSWER ANY MORE QUESTIONS THAT EVEN 10 YEAR OLD'S KNOW'S

YOUR JUST A HATER AND TROLLING! SO GTFO!! your blocked....

[KryptoWolf]

@cartman540

I answered a question, because you asked... then you start name calling like a child...I can't fathom the reason behind your behaviour. Think you need to learn some manners..

[cartman540]

@KryptoWolf hey kid quit trying to talk like your the big man alright, cus if someone was to read your first comment, they would be able to tell that your a dumbass little bitch who has a tendency to point out the obvious

[KryptoWolf]

@cartman540 your the dumb-ass who asked!!!! your embarrassing yourself kid. everyone can tell your a troll so stfu! ... unless your desperate for my attention stop replying!

I blocked you for a reason! I don't talk to lesser people.... DON'T REPLY CAUSE I WON'T EVEN READ IT!.. I'm finished with you.

[cartman540]

@KryptoWolf hmm really? if you blocked me how would i be replying. wow dude you really are the big man here stoping the argument, i really gotta comend you for that. thanks for stopping this argument and what ever you learned form this will give you a benefit of not looking like a total dumbass in future youtube arguments

[Tonyvillanueva94]

South Park Gag

Wheel of Fortune Topic: People who annoy you

N_GGERS

You have 10 seconds to answer

[gearofwar1230]

i love Jess much ...cos she is a real gamer :)

[metaljar02]

she just gave me wood

[Syko7s]

yeah a marvel based disney land..... core demographic age 25+ nerds..... thats a lot of high heels and latex for a theme park

[maxquebec]

Yay, more move like 0:46 and I will be almost done with my compilation !

[alltimesickestkids]

A doctor strange movie? Wtf. Thru already have marvel at universal. They gonna put a park in Disney too? o.O

[nekrot]

Yea shes apparently working on a secret project ( soz 4 the speling )

[o0AWESOMESAUCE0o]

anyone know why she stopped doing the daily fix?

[DarthFlaw]

she needs to go back to the fix :(

[VigilentDreams]

Of course Jess only appears on "the WOOD!"

[timmyenminoes]

Yall need girlfriends ASAP

[MetalEdge56]

Jessica gives me wood

[reyjonhsmith]

Its time for some wood 0:05

[KryptoWolf]

@KryptoWolf still 107 people agree so.... Idk

[FAME4FUN]

When with IGN's giveaway will be a hot night with Jess?

[samiminh]

Jessica looks like she just recovered from something :(

And can someone tell me why Naomi's tone sound exactly like Jess' one. Is it the director tell them to read news in that particular tone :S Iam not complaining, I am just curious

[acicon]

@samiminh they even do the same body sways and gestures. Naomi = Alt. costume Chobot

[hfzwoopah]

ur in the new batman movie? no, Im in the new batman cartoon

[KensukeNL]

Marvel-land? Fuck this, I'm moving to the US

[TylerJaden24]

LOL ben mackenzi as bruce wayne xD hilarious

[LandTorpedo69]

I find it sad that this gave me an erection

[dudetotalypsn]

OMG MARVEL LAND YAAAAAAAA!!!

[singthat4you]

THAT WOMAN GIVES ME WOOD :p

[cartman540]

@KryptoWolf that would be a joke if it was at all relevant to the video

[themusicboy201011]

its time for some "wood" lol

[fullmetalgridlock]

i miss her on the daily fix.... why you so shiny?

[HANDLEBARS2011]

the most offensive gag of south park is when cartmen is dressed as hitler at school for halloween

[dorkotron1011]

*sigh* I just hate it that everyone just stares at the girl instead of just watching the video boy I.G.N.'s audience is stupid. :P That's the problem most people watch videos just to stare at the hot chicks.

[fugdkn]

@dorkotron1011 i wrote a comment simmilar to that on the previous daily fix and i got flamed for it :(

[edusouthpark]

@dorkotron1011 why do you think that happens? its called strategy to get more views

[dorkotron1011]

@edusouthpark I know it's just that everyone always stares at hot girls instead of paying attention this also happens when I'm watching anime too.

[PSPDoCkK]

@dorkotron1011 What can you say? Sex sells...

[dorkotron1011]

@PSPDoCkK *facepalm*

[PSPDoCkK]

@dorkotron1011 =(

[eftultimate]

@dorkotron1011 im sure they all listen to the video then post comments about the girl just for the hell of it. dont take it too seriously

[MAtTTHAND]

@dorkotron1011 lol its funny because they're not even doing that very good, watch youtube videos for chicks instead of other more revealing sites

[oThePopeo]

@dorkotron1011 thank fuck somebody with a brain

[Zyenth]

Everytime I watch these IGN's videos with Jess, i always have to watch a second time. This is because I never pay attention to the information she says and never see other stuff in the video but she. I wonder if these number of views are true.

[MegaAwesome62]

1:39  what about deadpool

[msqwertyuiop2525]

jessica chobot is my weekly wood:)

[ps2player41]

@KryptoWolf nah I've been with playstation through the years and they've treated me well :P

[SuperPaintball27]

ied stick my wood in her

[Seannyskillz]

fapfapfapfap

[clerzerkerTOto7]

14 seasons? FUCK! No show should go on that long. South Park sucks now. Watch some of the original episodes. It is a totally different show.

[SultanaKidStudios]

Why are these comments always sex related? it was kinda funny ate first but now its just pathetic.

so whose gonna be the first one to flame me for saying that?

[hav9k]

@SultanaKidStudios welcome to the internet.

[SultanaKidStudios]

@hav9k pls dont tell me ur one of them

[hav9k]

@SultanaKidStudios No, I'm not. Jessica is overrated. I'm real. I'm not some pimply kid with a hard-on for girls on the internet.

[Iphoner3000]

lol using the word wood in an innapropriate way is so easy to get thumbs up lol

[dragzo]

sup jew- cartman while playing xbox360 to kyle

[KottonmouthSoilder]

You give me wood Jess!!

[zombiekilla464]

When is Batman Year One going to be released?

[ReyYan]

yeah she doesn't look to excited about doing this.

[fugdkn]

@ReyYan I was about to write that but the fact you did just proves that she really hates her new job

[PIRAKAS666]

she looks sick :/

[Cmaximusc47]

wanna get high? - towelie

[cherubicwindigo]

Bring Marvel to Disney *World*!

[slowryd3r]

jess is so much hotter than that naomi girl

[xXGariBronXx]

YOU GIVE ME WOOD

[Player2Joined]

Omg so many comments about jess! Pervs (trollface)

[GothicXII]

@Player2Joined Well, was the same when she was giving us our fix... no she gaves us 'wood... I mean, poor her, it seems IGN is fooling around with her.

[russell602]

Jess didn't really look that happy today =\ wonder whats up

[LittleBigJoey]

@russell602 All the virgins that watch this video? I feel sorry for her...

[russell602]

@LittleBigJoey yeah it is sad. i do feel sorry for some girl games. luckly my ex never got any while she was on my ps3. i know a few girls who have and it is bad.

[LittleBigJoey]

@russell602 I wouldnt care if she stopped, I think im one of the what 5 people that watch Daily Fix & Weekly wood for the news :\

[rozzalenda123]

I want jess to be a giveaway..

[wilkinad1]

i love when she gives me my weekly wood =)

[kdotmj]

How old is Jess??

[shaun0103]

@kdotmj like 33, she looks like 20 sommet i think

[LeafVillItachi]

I can't have my weekly wood without Daemon.

[DynoSwagged]

1: This chick looks like a freaking barbie.

2: People still watch South Park? Really?

[ssupra96]

Jesse would've made a great wonder woman with attitude

[rtothepandj]

how come theres nothing about the psn?

[outlettered]

@rtothepandj Theres stuff about that in the daily fix

[Patypatpat99]

she gave me a hard wood

[RyunSharp]

The horny Chobot fans must have scared Jess away.

[xGAM3Rxx]

Is Christian Bale going to be bruce again?

[maxxiepadds]

@xGAM3Rxx yes

[RandomShinigami7]

Sorry Jess. I've never been to Disneyland.

[jake3040]

she looks like she was rolling around on a movie theater floor

[YEE941]

marvel is going ham

[hansantov]

hhaaawwwttt

[vennom59]

@arvelos76

if u got wood for this i can get wood from chuck norris



[arvelos76]

@vennom59 So you like men with beard?

[vennom59]

@arvelos76

haha i was only kidding who gets wood from chuck norris anyway xD

[nnewmy]

@arvelos76

LOLOLOL not

we havent heard that like twenty times

[Keiferm1]

Kevin Conroy isn't Batman.

Sad face.

[GameAddictDude]

get well soon jess and come back to the daily fix!!!! <3

[RainMan52]

I got wood

[hisroyalawesomeness]

is it just me? she doesnt look as happy as when she was on daily fix

[peko500]

throughout the whole video she does not look amused...

[Gogeta0110]

Socky socky five dollar?

[BaRtMaN2466]

It is odd because Marvel have their own section at the Universal Island of Adventure themepark....

So does that mean that Disney will open a Marvel section at their park or what???????

Either way, I reckon it would be simular to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter that just opened in terms of scale

[19rick91abc]

Jess sounds like she's ill. Boo, give her time off work!

[helmerdrake]

SHe hates her job... ANd it really just is because of you guys (Not all but many)

[xiCoNoRLFCix]

@helmerdrake so you know her personally then..?

[RaYk1LL3r]

anybody noticed they fucked up the date in the vid? they put 24th april 2011 instead of 22nd april 2011?

[inuyasha5689]

Look i found jessica is her name jessica or jess?

[619highfligher]

OMG SONY HAS BEEN HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!