Tiger Woods YOU SUCK!

[EvanMartin7]

...I don't think he's pleased.

[KamikazeScarecrows]

Lol golf is sooo boring

[razorblade557]

I don't think his please.

[GroovyRaffRaff]

Why does he always refer to himself in third person?!!?

[ADMVP28]

I don't think he's pleased. NO SHIT

[TheJCubedProductions]

someone forgot to press mute

[hlslayer123]

I don't think he's pleased.

Oh really.

[clintonplaza]

LOL, enjoy the slide Creep. You ignored OJ when he told you "leave them white bitches alone, they ain't nothing but trouble".

[YouveGotFAIL]

I miss the old, hot headed, swearing Tiger Woods

[MrRyGuy23]

Press 5 for "Suck"

[hinson5150]

For all the morons who think Tiger is a bad person for cussing when playing golf, just think of the times you cussed when you hit 1 or 85 bad shots. Golf is a very frustrating yet fun sport and it pisses you off. Yes it's the "gentlemans game" but please you don't think anyone else has lost their temper on tour? You're a damn idiot if that's what you think!

[JonBlizzle2]

Lebron totally travelled.

[noon3freak]

where did the ball land ? sand trap ?

[MrBoseheadphones]

yep tiger woods really is an awful golfer

[80sbuttrock]

Nice manners, Eldrick the Prick

[SuperPrestige2000]

keep pressing 5 to se what tiger does alot

[volo455]

hahah press 3 repeatedly

[CessnaPilot1B9]

54 people were pleased

[solocrusher]

i would be pleased with myself if i hit a shot like that...but not tiger, he's a perfectionist!

[RandomAwesomeness123]

"Tiger Woods... YOU SUCK!" LMFAO

[stompman101]

yeh if i hit a shot like that i'd shoot my self

[mattjask21]

press 5!!!!

[Dmode1001]

"My wife went through my phone...she may be calling you" Tiger Woods you SUCK!! God Damn it!

[nittanylions21]

What was wrong with that shot?

[MrElculver2424]

@nittanylions21 It's a bad shot for him. He was aiming right for the pin and didn't end up near it.

[TheGrtC]

@nittanylions21 It did'nt go in the hole.

[sikwitit18]

@nittanylions21 He is 30 miles from the pin. even though he hit the green, that was no were close to where he wanted to be.

[Summerskool]

Verne...you're a douchebag.

[WildBillHickums]

a real life happy gilmore that tiger woods is

[azapro911]

At least he's toned it down a bit since Pebble Beach in 2000!

[AC33592]

No, Tiger, YOU suck, ya jackass!

[AaronWyatt100]

I loved watching this video, really like your channel too!

[THEHANDTRUMPETGUY31]

Tiger Woods, you sssssssuck! 

[JimmyReppert]

this made me lawl!

[eatzz1]

it wasnt that bad :L

[ballachamp10]

lmao "i dont think hes pleased"

[jimitrios]

i luv how the announcer is all calm " I don't think hes pleased" lol

[ScottyStudioSelect]

funniest thing ever

[CCROGGY]

39 people werent pleased

[lazcheck]

good call there vern

[justaman6972]

golf is for fat old doods who couldn't play football....

[TheYTmagic]

@justaman6972 and people like you who spend all their time posting flame comments are never gonna get laid

[justaman6972]

@TheYTmagic That's pretty funny since I manage a topless gentleman's club, so you comment does not apply... Fail !!! Try again dood!!!

FORE..ha ha ha ...

[iamnotascientist]

@justaman6972 So apart from being a seedy douchebag how is your football career going?

[justaman6972]

@iamnotascientist well since you are not a scientist I cannot expect you to comprehend the progression ,so I will not entertain the issue. Have a splendid day...

[iamnotascientist]

@justaman6972 What a wank of a reply. I'm guessing you're not only not a footballer but also not a scientist...

[justaman6972]

@iamnotascientist Actually I am a scientist. I have advanced degrees in biology and chemistry, and played highschool football , not futbol, real smashmouth football not the girls game of soccer,but good guess and you can keep the wank...

[iamnotascientist]

@justaman6972 Putting those advanced degrees to good use PIMP!

[justaman6972]

@iamnotascientist that's actually pretty funny lol, there's no $ in science except at the highest levels of research at university, however there is lots O'coin in the entertainment of wealthy men by scantly clad young women,indeed. Biology as it relates to socio-economics at its best...Science!

[iamnotascientist]

@justaman6972 Fair enough.

[justaman6972]

@iamnotascientist meh its the path of least resistance ,cheers mate.

[pantherssamuel]

your choice of words suck

[sethy2004]

If that were my tee shot I would have been thrilled.

[BoHoVsGolf]

daniel28bullock proly' doesn't get dry humor or sarcasm

[Hansen931]

A natural reaction, what counts is what he does afterwards. Does he just forget the shot and move on the next one, or does he think about that bad shot.. I don`t think so. Not his fault they have to stick and mic in his mouth...

[TheBeastyDude1]

no shit he's not pleased

[nykspree08]

tiger got fined 1000 dollars for this

[Gearoid1994]

Tom Watson won't be happy God dam it :L

[texxan19]

GAWD, DAMMIT

[lamun77]

lmao

[StealthMonkey25]

GAT DAMMIT

[Rileyr11]

Wow

[wownerd1994]

He says " Tiger Woods you slut" haha :P

[9909jake]

@wownerd1994 so true haha

[scottyray12]

@wownerd1994 thats funny

[MrLuebeck]

+18? He does suck.

[LIONSMANIAC]

Anyone else just about ready to vomit?

I wish this jerkoff would get hit by a streetcar - he's in desperate need of an ass-kickin'.

Please catch Bangkok-malaria and vanish like a fart....

[CaribbeanLounger]

@LIONSMANIAC You're a fucking douchebag. Did you learn your little reply from what your alcoholic mother used to say to you on a daily basis?

[LIONSMANIAC]

@CaribbeanLounger

Yo - HarriballScrounger

Bite me, tiremouth ! Where's your boy now?? LOL! Nice +2 "fo Tah-guh" to polish off the $25 freakin' purse bracket.

PS - Your unemployment check is underneath your work-boots - KFC is havin' a Sunday-special...if you hurry you can still catch the bus!

[RebornMotherfunker]

@LIONSMANIAC lololol

[jandean61]

JACK ASS !( Happy Gilmore)

[compsciguy]

@deadlybuttparasite

You really do need to lighten up. It's ajoke.

Have a sense of humor. Geez.

[hlslayer123]

"I don't think he's pleased" Oh really?

[ardistic]

holy crap. this is actually the first time i'm hearing tiger talk and dave chapelle had it spot on!

[RossTheHick]

Looks like anger management helped a ton. Therapist FAIL.

[xKluuzx]

I love his voice, it makes the video seemed fake or staged lol

[robbie1490]

@deadlybuttparasite Wow, we just got told by someone who couldn't pass first grade language arts class!

[k1Ss0fdEAtH]

"i dont think he's pleased" lmfao

[CVicccen]

@k1Ss0fdEAtH ???

[scottyray12]

@k1Ss0fdEAtH Love that

[5000eternity]

LOL funny.

[carloslee045]

that is awesome.

[BRIANisALRIGHT]

i don't think he's pleased

[ImperialWizardOfOz]

Anyone who speaks of himself in the third party is not fully moored in reality.

[rvhawkeye]

What a jack ass

[mikeys316]

Folks lets be real here for a second!

1. Golf in general sucks

2. Look what this stupid bastard has at home

3. Look at what he cheated with CAN YOU SAY DUMBASS

4. Entereing rehab for a sex addiction is like a fat lady entering dominos pizza for a weight watchers meeting

So anyone who has any amount of compassion for this ignorant fuck needs shot in the face.

He deserves everything thats happening to him

[WelcomeToZomboCom]

it sounds like he says Tiger was sucked... which is true

[thedallascowboys3292]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[theworldofae]

Funniest thing is Verne Ludquist's response... "I don't think he's pleased." Classy and hilarious.

I love how real Tiger is on the course. Any golfer can sympathize with his frustration, and he is the best ever. Most humbling game on the planet.

[Dodaderf]

this is not sending a good messige for jr golfers,yesterday my son said "Bobby YOU SUCK!,god damnit,and got dis qualifyed.THANKS TIGER

[daniel29bullock]

Best part is when announcer stupidly says I DON'T THINK HE'S PLEASED. no shit he not pleased , talk about the obvious

[cutiger1984]

@daniel29bullock

Hilarious, deadpan call by Verne. "Stupidly" isn't anyway to describe it.

[poorpilot00]

@daniel29bullock - daniel i think its you that has missed the point that the commentator was being sarcastic

[duhduhduh333]

Haha this clip gets funnier every time I watch it! I don't care that he said he was going to lighten upp its just amusing!

[Ballgofar11]

Golf could make a preacher cuss

[GQv12]

did he die?

[adamant34]

lmfao im gonna say that next time i mess up in a match XD

[Arifo786]

Atleast he's the one doing the sucking this time!!!

[Kevin01SH]

i dont think he's please....

[howareyousylar1]

"I don't think he's pleased" lmao Captain Obvious

[casey6939]

Well as a christian knowing that my Lord and Savior JESUS CHRIST has Arose from the dead, of course we know buddha is still dead, you see tiger has not changed one bit. I knew and my friend knew that one day he would get caught or get into trouble for something uncanny, I truly believe this is how God awoke him because of the terrible things he says on the field, even when young children are looking up to him. p.s. Tiger needs to watch a little Glenn Beck ......lol

[CaribbeanLounger]

@casey6939 Seriously -- shut the fuck up. There is no jesus -- he didn't 'rise' from the dead and you're too weakminded to stand on your own and have your own beliefs. You're a fucking disease.

[mikepalomino]

@CaribbeanLounger Your smug sense of superiority is as much a disease - worse even - than anyone who believes in the resurrection of a man.

I'd hate to burst your atheistic little bubble but you do NOT have all the answers you condescending misanthrope. The universe is too big a place for you to think you can dictate to people what they should and should not believe.

And while I do not abide by proselytizers that does not give you the right to shit on other peoples' beliefs. Live and let live.

[CaribbeanLounger]

@mikepalomino Yip yap. Funny how christians can have diarrhea of the mouth about the good book that promotes stoning your daughter, keeping slaves and a talking snake; but boy look out if someone thinks that it's a work of fiction and says so.

Here's some insight for you, you palaverous prick:

- YouTube isn't the 'universe'

- You don't get to tell a public forum what they can and can't say

- You need to stop using a thesaurus to add words that make you appear smarter

[mikepalomino]

@CaribbeanLounger I give you props for the alliteration but you lose points for the bad form. Take your words, substitute "Christian" for something else - like [insert racial/ethnic/national identity here] - and it would be indistinguishable from the supremacist garbage we hear from rednecks and Nazis. But in your parochial worldview this is justified because you're fighting the "good fight" for truth and justice. Please. Such arrogance betrays your self-serving and bigoted ways.

[LickandNuke]

@CaribbeanLounger your moms a disease

[nparga23]

@casey6939 problem is Glenn Beck is a Mormon...you know the Joseph Smith deal with all the haters of Mitt Romney, probably the next president in 2012

[casey6939]

@nparga23 well let me just make this clear, I did not say that Glenn Beck was a christian, I'm talking about how tiger is a damn democrat. So next time get your facts straight billy bad ass....lol

[nparga23]

@casey6939 fucking caseyVIRGIN old man troller...go look it or google it dickhead cherry faggot...Tiger Woods is a Republican

He lives in Florida like Rush Limbaugh to avoid the state taxes in California

Now go get a 44 Magnum and blow your brainless virgin head to hell

LMFAO at another Odumbo Democrap drone mixing golf and politics

[JustinNiggalake]

@nparga23 are you fucking retarded? do you also believe in all the chain and spam emails you get? he's more than likely an independent or doesn't give a fuck. stop reading the fucking gossip news.

[nparga23]

@JustinNiggalake hey virgin fuckhead...just google it dickherad cherry

Tiger Woods is a right winger like many golfers because golf is an upscale sport

[CaribbeanLounger]

@nparga23 Be careful parga... while not only extolling the value and virtues of his christian views, good ol' casey is a bad ass police officer (certified even!) that can bench press 435 pounds. Oh, and just to show you what a true 'christian' he is, he'll even offer to come over and 'whip your ass' - while this not only demonstrates his exquisite christian leadership style, he's even willing to come over and commit police brutality to prove what a christian he is! Protect and Serve, indeed!

[NickFeijo999]

It makes me sick, cursing God and Jesus Christ over a bad shot.

When I play a bad shot I curse that mother-fucking buddha cocksucker, Tigers fucking god!

[kidrak]

I dont think hes pleased,lol Great comment from the commentator..

[jerseyrock1969]

i bet he wished his wife would suck him!! so he wouldnt have gone elsewhere!!! ha ha

[mogul1265]

Yes tiger, you do indeed suck...goddamit.

[lynxman23]

LMFAO!! Every golfer in the world has said this, or at least thought it at some point!

[jumbojuba]

@savakimonat Thanks for the tip ! Had never heard of this website !

[yoyorocks2]

that never gets old

[Wutsyourbeef]

Wow, dont put a fucking microphone next to his mouth. this is just the stuff media want to jump on

[LEEgalLEE]

@Wutsyourbeef ....I agree... Did you hear about the commentator who said (so naturally "that's a n***** shot ! The guy was making reference to Tiger who hit a golf ball that bounced off a tree and landed on the green.

[jaggatorpm]

...."I don't think he's pleased." LOL! You think?

[Daniel91LC]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.....

[GoPS3NoXbox360]

hahaha "YOU SSSSSSSUCK!!!!

[iantlubert]

quit your bitchin bitches

[nlicky]

"You suck!" "You suck!" "You suck!"

If only WWE was present, they would capitalize on that phrase.

I don't think he sucks that badly though.

[RamboBlades]

@deadlybuttparasite Who gives a shit how many he fucked, dont get into others business, who the fuck are you to tell him how to behave.

[mogul1265]

@RamboBlades golf is a family sport, he should watch is mouth and not a little bitch

[RamboBlades]

@mogul1265 People should be less uptight and stop being offended by every second word. I cant see anything in "You suck, god damn it" that would offend a family.

[mogul1265]

@RamboBlades i dont care about his language i care about him being married and fucking pornstars behind his wife's back...hes a douche bag.

[RamboBlades]

@mogul1265 And what do you have to do with it? You are hi manager? His relative? No. Mind your own business.

[mikepalomino]

@RamboBlades Well I'm not personally offended by the statement, but some people take great offense to "taking the Lord's name in vain" - at least that much I can understand. Considering the guy's had a PR image problem with like - you know - sticking his wee-wee into other women's va-jay-jays that aren't his wife's, you'd think the guy would be a little more cordial in his first major outing since the controversy. Just sayin' :]

[zevnik]

This is the Tiger Woods clip which has me so enthralled. Love him!

[Jer7280]

This is my favorite thing of all time.

[is131m]

So he's not cultured, who cares?

[SamSpade2010]

Dad-in-the-head syndrome.

[ShotAmazing]

check out my channel for sweet

BASKETBALL SHOTS

[alrozz]

Tiger Woods is just putting on show people and has everybody fooled except me. Tiger has plans, but not to knock out contenders also earning the ranks such as Michelson 3 jacket man as well.

[Miscreant435]

so much for respecting the game....

same old tiger.....

now go chase some waitress -p*ssy.......

[trev225]

@deadlybuttparasite first of all try to write in sentences that people can read, second y would u get so angry that he put a disclaimer? u clearly don't mind but some people might. Lighten up francis

[drgonz1]

Dave chappelle sure nailed the way tiger woods speaks!

[patrickz218]

I know u fuck many gal too!

[Encron88]

lol i like him even more for that comment. evidently he loves talking in the third person

[SexCyberGuideCom]

that fun

[faster12341]

@deadlybuttparasite shut up, man you must have no life and hate it because by the looks of it you can talk mad trash to some one youve never even met, me, im not talking trash, im just here to say being a christian has nothing to do with it 4 1 and for 2. SO WHAT if he put a warning on it?! its not your video, and theres thousands more things to do in life other than mess with someone you dont know, trying to ruin their lives when yours probably sucks,ur the dipshit. haha u ass parasite.

[TheManWitTheFacts]

Tiger Woods....yooou SUCK! lol

[RandyGrubba]

Who refers to themselves in full name third-person?

[NZSportPicks]

It must have slipped out ya know, he mustve been telling women to suck for years now hahaha

[RubHerSoul1]

He probably said that a lot. to all his whores. Must be a force o f habit by now. LOL!

[nobodyhome]

"i always wanted to say this....for shizzle."

[BeantownJim]

lack of nookie makes tiger a pissed off rookie!

[midwick3d]

he needed to put some hair around it....

[jerelesli]

I wish he would said "God who am I? billy madison!"

[brandoncbr]

at least he's humble lol

[kramcas2]

A little self loathing

[laledo650]

hahaha tiger sucks

[CoasterBob62]

@deadlybuttparasite Dude, lighten up! Just for YOU the warning is gone, OK?. I was never, ever offended personally by what Tiger said on the video. I posted it because I laughed my ass off when I first saw it and wanted to share it with my friends. That's it. Just because I posted this doesn't mean I approve of him cheating on his wife either. If I'm a dipshit for warning the kids that check out my channel that there's some a potty mouth on the video, then so be it. I'm a dipshit.

[Mzakflip40]

Tiger Woods is the man

[mesa401]

He should change his name from Tiger to Sleazypieceofshit.

[Mzakflip40]

@mesa401 more like TheFuckingMan

[diegonlynds21]

@mesa401 hater

[trianglepoints]

just a spolied little rich boy w/ that languge GLAD i do not buy any of his endoresment stuff...he a creep in reality...

[GAMINGRING]

GOD DAMIT YOU SUCK!

[Jaxxdude]

LOL... Tiger Woods is my hero!

[86chitown]

I'm buying the next Tiger Woods video game if they use this sample when he misses shots. LOL

[faster12341]

@86chitown .

[justmyopinionbro]

Is he mic'd? If so, why? I certainly wouldn't want to have my voice recorded when I'm golfing.

[redvelvet1508]

maybe he just found out he has herpes......there's a thought.

[diegonlynds21]

you haters just cause he has more money than you will ever have and could get any girl in bed when you cant lol you guys should just back the F up