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  • when I saw the word "ABBA" , inside my head was like "DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT OF THE DANCING QUEEN, oh yeah"...

  • Amen, evolution is a total lie, unless you want to believe it but oh well ignorance takes over when you get older I guess.

    "Oh evolution is a proven fact" "You can from this bacteria in the ocean origanaly"

    Apparently biogenesis is real but genesis wasnt.... hmmmm

  • This is a crime against humanity.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Shame on you!

    This is filling a child's mind with lies and false explanations of reality.

  • @legion1a Dude, we aren't saying you HAVE to pray, but for those who WOULD LIKE TO PRAY IT, this is a helpful guide. Ever heard of freedom of speech? Yeah, I think they have a right to post a video, and no one HAS TO watch unless they want to.

  • @ThePaigePixie

    When things do happen that you prayed for, you give credit to a non-existent God.

    It is proven God does not exist.

    When I was in the hospital, people told me that the reason I got better because they prayed for me.

    As if the surgeons had absolutely nothing to do with my recovery.

    I wanted to spit in their face for saying something so stupid.

    Religious faith is a delusion;

    A delusion is a form of mental illness.

    It is a crime against humanity to teach a child to be mentally ill!

  • @legion1a I've got four things to say and that's all:

    1)I'm pretty sure no one has disproven God considering that's impossible.

    2)Authors write books with pens, computer, etc, but we don't go around praising the wonderful pen the author used, we praise the author. It's the same with a surgeon and God. Of course the surgeons did have a hand in it, but God did too.

    3)About the kids, I'm not sure that logic is sound.

    4)I'm praying for you everyday of my life whether you like it or not.

  • @ThePaigePixie

    If evolution is real, Genesis is not.

    Because Genesis is not real, there was not an Adam and Eve, talking snake, or original sin.

    You are not born into sin.

    Jesus was crucified for vandalism; he did not die for your sin.

    Turning over the money changers tables was a serious crime.

    If you praise a supernatural God, you are delusional.

    If you are delusional, you are mentally ill.

    Therefore, anything you say or think has no meaning and you should be ignored by sane people.

  • @legion1a if evolution is real where did monkeys evolve from to ever become human? humans came from monkeys? where did monkeys come from?

  • @immanuelthe25th

    Man did not evolve from monkeys.

    Man and apes evolved from a common ancestor.

    You ask “Where did monkeys come from?”

    From an earlier life form would be the correct reply.

    There is no “if” about evolution being real, it is.

    Were you asleep in school during science class?

    Or were you daydreaming about how wonderful Jesus is, and not paying attention because the Bible said God made the world that way?

    Christians have told me that scientific explanations Satan’s work.

  • @legion1a

    and now i wish jesus hadn't of died for our sins because then people like you wouldn't be in the world we have today and if you think that i am mentally ill i would like you t take a look in the mirror and see that you should be taken to hell. even though i am a 12 year old girl i know much more than you do obviously

  • @TheEmmixxx

    You are the victim of a crime.

    Teaching ANY religion to children is a crime against humanity.

    Religious faith is a delusion.

    A delusion is a mental illness.

    And I agree with you, if you believe in these lies, you are mentally ill.

    You will go from being a victim of this crime to perpetrator of the same crime.

    And no, you do not know more about religion than I do.

    I was a working ordained minister for 2 years longer than you have been alive.

    I woke up to reality, you should too.

  • @legion1a i don't think that you can tell me what i can and can't do plus nobody asked you to watch this video so why are you even commenting

  • @TheEmmixxx

    The only thing I told you to do was wake up to reality.

    YouTube recommended this video for me, so somebody DID tell me to watch this video.

  • @legion1a why did you watch the video then? only shows you have no mind of your own. if someone tells you to jump off from a very high bridge and die i mostly likely know you will.

  • @AngelOnFireMOB

    Why do I watch videos like this you asked?

    So I can make comments and point out to people who are sitting on the fence about religion; that ALL religions are delusions.

    Not all theists are dummies, but most dummies are theists.

    After looking at your channel; I see that you are a dummy.

    The Bible has been proven to be a lie, and you are so incredibly stupid you believe it!

    Asshole!

  • @legion1a there is no point arguing with you ... i am not going to bend down to your level. fyi, i did not visit your channel

  • @legion1a This is late but evolution is in fact TOTAL BULL. According to evolution life on earth evolved from a NON LIVING ORGANISM. How does that make since? And if you believe that evolution bull im sure you believe the galaxies were created merely from NOTHING. Thats basically what scientist think

  • @AlanaPower111

    You can read and write, which means you must have gone to school.

    If you have been to school, and you don’t believe in evolution; your school sucks!

    Scientists believe everything came from a singularity, which is not nothing.

    You believe everything came from nothing, God is nothing.

    How come it takes your God 5 days to make all of the Earth?

    It only took him 1 day to make all the rest of the universe!

    He made night and day before he made the Sun and Moon! (Duh!)

  • @legion1a Lol I attend University of Florida, My major up until last year was Ecology, while studying we learned alot about all of this. Evolutionist basically think at some point non living matter became living forming cells that could reproduce, and overtime starting life. Thats basically sciences' explanation on how life started in a nutshell. And as a kid you learned Living organisms can not come from Non Living organism. But somehow this was an exception...

  • @legion1a Im sending you a message so I can make the rest of my point

  • This video should be called, how to waste your time.

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  • @kingjason74946

    If you think Satanism is all about destroying graveyards, kicking everyone, and listening to death metal....

    you sir are horribly wrong.

  • @WayToSatan then wtf is it

  • HAIL SATAN !

  • @WayToSatan  ROFLCOPTER!!!

  • i want feedback what do you guys think god real of fake? i call bs

  • @felixcruzazul God is completely real.

  • @littlebigreaper give me prove... actual prove i want to believe but my rational side just knows its complete crap idk man

  • @felixcruzazul What proof is there that there isn't a god? The universe had to come by some means and evolution does not give an explanation of how it began. Even with the "big bang" theory, where did the 'bang' come from? It can't just popped out of no where. Your rational side should be able to comprehend that much.

  • @ThePaigePixie if the big bang came from god where did god come from? god cant just pop out of no where thats why i call bs thats why i need someone to give me anything that makes scenes millions of people believe in some sort of religion i dont think millions of people are idiots they believe for a reason whats that reason? why do you believe in a god? whats your reasoning behind your believe i what to know that

  • @felixcruzazul I may not be able to sufficiently persuade you in this comment depending on how much informatoin you need. But just to give a few good reasons why, like I said, something had to start it all. And you're right, things can't just pop into being. God by definition is not a thing. When given the choice between believing in a band theory or a god creating them, it makes more sense to say a god because particle have to be acted on/created. God by definition does not have to be created.

  • @ThePaigePixie then what is god his not a thing hes not a who then what is he? and about your statement about giving people a choice about god or the bang theory you assume most people go with the god theory is that why you believe in god? because you believe its a better theory than the big bang? if so why the god you and i know why not budda allah or zuse why is "god" the real one why him and not budda? all this questions with out an answer make me more and more of a non-believer

  • @felixcruzazul I'll try to illustrate: Let's say that you and I are characters in a book. We don't know how the story came to be exactly, but it had to be created some how. Some characters believe the book was just exploded into existence on its own. Some believe it was written by a person who exists outside the book's story and rules but is involved in what goes on and has a purpose and deeper meaning for each character. The author exist outside the book just as God exists outside of our time.

  • @felixcruzazul In other words, God didn't "pop" into being. Things that live within time are required to have a begining and an end. God, however, created Time and therefore exists outside of it and does not have to have a begining or an end. Am I making sense to you? I'm sorry if this is kinda long, I just wanted to be as clear as possible.

  • @ThePaigePixie nope you put it in a way i never heard before that why i like the internet lol but its a hard concept to understand god has no beginning nor an end, its almost as crazy as the big bang theory if not crazier this gives me alot to think about

  • @felixcruzazul There is a book that tells why people choose christianity. That might help find the reason you said you've been searching for. It's called "What's So Great About Christinity?" by Dinesh D'souza.

  • @felixcruzazul to be real gods because they were created are imperfect.

  • My friend is starting to bring me to church with her and i have to learn it or my friend will kill me. Thank you howcast for saving my life!

  • They got the altetnative version wrong

    its

    ... and forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil from thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory for. Amen

    not forever and ever, get it right next time

  • @Pranksterx7 actually....there is a close to original version than that it says "protect us from the evil one".... previously the bible acknowledged that there is a master evil one.....FYI

  • This is a nice video. I like that Howcast put up a religious video.

  • i'm glad they have something religious on here ^^ it's nice to see every once in a while

  • @xOkasumiOx ya

    i may not be full religious

    my views being god created the big bang yes i know its basicly being safe

    but its nice too see respect to those who look up to god

  • lol

  • we have to say that every day before school... i like it. i feel as though ive asked god to for forgiveness.. even before ive commited my sins.

  • they say this pray in church but u can say diffrent prays

  • why does this vid have a low rating?

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  • @starshapedpickle wasnt that on the how to crack an egg vid of howcast?

    that vid was stupid

    but this religious vid is quite nice

  • I think I should make a 2 second video with word "Jesus" across it and see how many people cuss and argue and complain.

  • ha. seriously. you should. that would be a good experiment..=/

  • Easy scotty.... cripes

  • howcast should have a history lesson about how the christians stormed europe and the middle east killing all non believers

    or when christians continued their torture of indigenous people in North America, all for a little land

    thanks for destroying the native american culture christians, NOT

  • hah! WOW! when did we do that? christians are kind people and those are those some out there who r just crzy! howevea we r not all like that! its like muslims some are bad (terrorists) and some are good (ordinry people) love god! god and jesus ♥ u and u should ♥ them 2. please remember those who live by the sword die by the sword

  • when did they do that? crusades or christian men killing natives?

    i think you need to learn about history..

    or are you talking about symbollically eating his body and drinking his blood? they do that every sunday

  • AND we do not do the ritual EVERY Sunday. Once again a simple fact from the Bible that you cannot get right. Holy shit dude you need help if you can't get that right. If you're going to make fun of us do it correctly. =)

  • The Lord's Prayer is considered vein repetition according to the Bible.

  • this video is to inform, u have ur own choise if u like to see it or not, but dont judge someone for there belives... let them have there belives and go on... even those who thing evelution is right belive in something so ur just judging urself when u talk about others :P

  • religulous

  • if you have a problem with the video, maybe, don't watch it?

  • Religulous.

  • AVE SATANAS REGIE SATANAS HAIL SATAN

  • retitle:

    how to talk to yourself like an idiot

  • Learn how to spell your name correctly before you comment. Putting a 3 at the end doesn't make you cool.

  • hahahahahahha.

  • i LOVE howcast... it shows there are actually good people left on earth :)

  • I realize you may not believe in Jesus or God but some of us do. Please do not say this shit on the internet.

  • I realize some of you believe in Jesus and God but some of us dont. Please do not spread your propaganda shit on the internet. C WUT I DID THAR

  • go fuck yourself

  • SHUT UP BITCH! FUCK YOU

  • It makes sense to me. The Lord's prayer has different version in every christian group and Thank you. So I rate you 5.

  • Which version should I update too? 3.611 or 4.568?

  • I mean the version Lord's Prayer in every she said and thanks also with the howcast for upload the video on How to Say the Lord's Prayer.

  • too bad your praying to nobody

  • go fuck yourself

  • i'm lutheran and we continue to the doxology

  • Better say it right otherwise you're going to BURN!

  • shes cute. id like to "pray" with her.

  • Unsubscribed.

  • People are too quick to believe others. It takes a strong mind to question others. I'm not trying to start a fight or anything, but there really is no proof of a god or Jesus having magical powers. Just imagine a game of telephone, just think how twisted the stories got over the many many years. They could be completely different from how they were originally told. Jesus drank a cup of water could turn into Jesus walked on water

  • Yep, im with him...personally i believe that Jesus was a real person, but not a god.

  • to michaelmayhem123:

    i understand what u are saying and agree with you that stories can be twisted or exaggerated over long periods of time, but im pretty sure (somebody please correct me if im wrong) that the gospels (stories of jesus) were written by his disciples that lived with him on a day to day basis practically right after he ascended to heaven (or at least thats what i believe as a protestant christian), so to me i dont understand how these stories could be twisted over time.

  • (Continued)

    Also, there may not have been a lot of other records of His acts since it was, towards the end, dangerous to follow Jesus because of Pontius Pilot, etc.

    What's your opinion on this?

  • that video is not for all the subscribers

    so now....shld we wait for the HOW TO videos that can be helpful for the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, ...etc?

  • God and baby Jesus can suck my left nut

  • go fuck yourself

  • Yeah don't watch it, We don't put your religion down.

  • Wow if you need to watch a video on it you probably don't care about think junk.

  • Wow, is there ANYTHING howcast won't do? Have they covered how to use the restroom?

  • WHO ARE YOU TO SAY HOW?

  • I agree with you. Like "How to tile your bathroom"...

  • how to say the lord prayer? what is this shit? lmfao

  • nether do u

  • go fuck yourself

  • i never thought someone would need a youtube video to teach them how to pray...

  • i know right

  • damn I love Howcast, they're awesome.

  • christians murdered indians

  • oh no, here we go.

    its unfair and foolish you judge millions of ppl based on a small number of bad christians

  • oh know here we go...

    common hypocrite thinking I am damning the whole religion when all I stated was a fact, left open ended for readers to decide if christians are delusion morons

    yup, you just proved it

    go symbolically eat some christ flesh chunks and drink his blood you fucking freaks

  • umm okay, you ARE damning the whole religion if you condemn communion because the LORD commanded it.

    and to say "christians kill the indians" is a pretty obvious way of condemning christianianity.

    stop being a hypocrite

  • don't worry about me buddy...

    I'll be in hell watching Slayer play for eternity, while you hang out with a bunch of goody-goodys and mental retards in heaven

  • wow.

    wish people would realize how lame the whole "throwing a party in hell" line is.

    doesn't make you look cool or badass,

    so grow up

  • first off, Jesus rebuked people all the time, so there I am not going against what hte bible teaches.

    and yeah, the rest of your comment just shows you are clearly immature and/or insecure trying to prove how cool you are.

    just stop it, you are just making yourself look worse with every comment you post

  • You're not real, well, obviously,..Pseudonym...kind of ironic.

  • I am, in fact real.

    Not to be too cliché but... "I think, therefore I am."

    Pseudonym as a user name does not imply that I am not real, but using Pseudonym as my handle is ironic.

  • Point taken, not be to cliche myself, or a Bible thumper, as an experiment why don't try to believe that Jesus was real, do some research, maybe read the Bible and see if anything changes for you.

    Unless you're Jewish, then I get the point. Because right now you just seem ignorant.

    Ok I'm getting off my soap box now.

  • I'm not Jewish. Heh.

    I have tried religion and I didn't really seem to have any epiphanies or notice anything to change my mind or make me believe in anything of the sort.

    But don't take what I'm saying the wrong way, I fully believe that being kind to one another and such is a great idea.

    It's just that simply there is no evidence of a man name Jesus Christ.

    Out of all the written works of historians and scholars of the time and area he would have been in, VERY few of them even mention...

  • Continued:

    Even mention the name of Christ, not Jesus, just Christ. And Christ isn't a name either, it's just a title meaning The Anointed One.

    One would think, or atleast I would, that if someone was going around performing miracles of healing and the like, he would have gotten a little more recognition and been recorded to some extent outside of the Bible, but in reality, he wasn't.

    Again, don't take any of this the wrong way, the basic virtues are great. But in no way proves Jesus.

  • Actually almost all historians will admit that there was a man named Jesus (actually not Jesus there is not J sound in hebrew or greek as far as we know his Hebrew and/or Aramaic name was Yeshua). With few exceptions all experts will say that Jesus was a Jewish teacher from galilee and died on the cross. Everything else is up for discussion but to say that Jesus was not real all together is just false.

  • what historian??

    can you name one please?

  • isn't it fucked up how they never come back and list the historian(s), they just bash you for hating on zombie jesus and the non-showing creator of disease and women's periods

    i don't mind religions, but like christians and mormons are just straight morons, they never back their shit up, all they can do is damn you to hell

    WEAK

    also they are worse than pagaens with the whole eating christs body and drinking his blood ritual, that shit is demented

  • Um...If they're REAL Christians they DO back their shit up and they DON'T damn you to hell.

    Btw, do you even read the Bible or have some sort of information on it? I mean half you morons come on YouTube blaspheming God an Jesus without having the audacity to open the book and see why we do the ritual at church. Ever heard of The Passover? Didn't think so.

    Before you come at me with some stupid comment about how we pray to a "non-showing creator" get some information from the Bible itself.

  • He didn't kill innocent Egyptian children. The first born children died if their parents didn't put blood on their doors. If you wanted to disobey God and not cover your door, then that's what happened.

  • You're honestly justifying the murder of innocent children?

    Why did God not punish the adults for disobeying him? What sort of sicko kills children because of their parents' actions?

  • He wasn't just punishing the parents or the children. He was punishing all of Egypt.

  • it really is, im always disappointed when they don't continue .... ohh well morons will be morons.

    hmm i wonder what this christ body would taste like... though it is just a cracker and wine.

    CAN'T THEY EVEN COMMIT TO CANNIBALISM ?

  • go talk to any theology professor (Christian or atheist) they can name dozens

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  • Ok I admit I underestimated you, you clearly have researched this. But just out of curiosity, were you just looking for Jesus and/or Jesus Christ? Did you try looking for Yaweh (I'm probably spelling that wrong) or any other Hebrew names?

    Also, from a Christian perspective, Christ would refer to Jesus since he was The Anointed One, if that makes any sense.

  • *high five* you rock :) Im Wiccan

  • *high five*

    ^_^

  • Then get off Youtube and go sit in your upside down star and play world of war craft.

  • That's not how Hell works buddy. You suffer for all eternity. You don't party all fucking day. Actually read the bible before saying stupid shit like that.

  • riiight, i bet ;-)

  • U MURDERED THE INDIANS

  • I was raised Protestant, and then went to a Catholic highschool. Whenever we had to say the Lord's prayer, I would continue with the last part and then get confused when all my Catholic friends around me wouldn't.

    By the time I was a Senior, though, I got it down. XD

  • There is no god.

  • w t f

  • plump lippz

  • i bet she saw the "how to put lip stick" video XD

  • why would you even post something like this? teaching people how to pray??? wtf...

  • I think its more informative on how versions of "the LORD's prayer" vary from denomination to denomination

  • That's funny, I always thought they were Swedish.

    (Well, *someone* had to say it...)

  • abba is acually in hebrew

  • It's easy to talk to the lord, the problem is getting him to talk back, or listen, or exist.

  • nope spending time on youtube is

  • Im Orthadox .. heey , sorry I was trying to add some exitment to this video ~

  • missed out "and thine is the kingdom, forever and ever Amen" :S

  • oh doesnt matter. I didnt watch the whole video

  • fk you

  • im surprised there arent a load of religous debates on the comments

  • me 2 lets try and keep it that way haha

  • They'll come. They always do.

  • orthodox also say, deliver us from evil, through jeses christ our lord, thine in the kingdom...

    so they kinda stuffed up, do ur research how cast.

  • Lol is saying the lords prayer really that hard?

  • If you woke me up in the middle of the night and asked me how the Lord's prayer goes, I'd know it...but on Croatian, don't know how the English version goes :)

  • kewl...

  • cool i guess.

  • first?

  • dang it

  • cool

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