Dane Cook- SuperBleeder

[Zangetsuv2]

I saw a guy with a superman t-shirt on the raw supershow and this was the first thing that came to mind.

[blackwolf13pictures]

QUICK DONT LET SIMON IN THE YOGSCAST WALK PAST HIM!!!!

[wwe0500]

33 people wore super man t-shirts and got shot

[morgieporgie1000]

33 people are super bleeders

[1316931695]

This guy is the funniest guy alive!

[miriamhinata]

jajaja XD so funnny he is soo funny dane cook fer sure.. he's hilarious! ^^ XD :P :3

[TheThebffshow]

I Guess Not >:D

[smartjak5]

i want a shirt that say that. XD

[burgershot10]

Bill Burr is funnier.

[Emokittensmitten]

@burgershot10 Bill Kaulitz is hotter

[burgershot10]

@Emokittensmitten Who the fuck is Bill Kaulitz?? xD

[Emokittensmitten]

@burgershot10 a HOT dude in a band which is also a AWSOME SINGER

[Justin1234239]

this is funny

[nottolove123]

32 people put on a superman shirt and turned into a superbleeder

[id493337]

@nottolove123

Not me, The bullet didn't faze me :-)

[makingapoint]

seriously not funny. Like most of his humor.

[bachielyon]

@makingapoint if you dont like it dont watch it duh others do like it

[OMGCREATE]

what is the dvd called

[seerusgod]

Retaliation.

[sorxasgokumakio]

@OMGCREATE he has a dvd?

[agaph7]

ha! SUPER BLEEDER!!!

[linkst2]

LOL

[kibaXfangirl14]

superbleeder! haha i called em superbleeder! i luv his laugh its funny

[9swift9]

I wonder if superbleeder's gonna be on that new Mortal Kombat vs DC game lol

[soccerluv3r13]

omg...lmao! i <3 dane cook!!

[redsox999233]

i would shoot enyway!jk XD

bam your dead lol!

[ezsambball8]

superbleeder to the rescue

[stickdudex]

i ges not

[TamluvzDP]

hahahh superbleeder :P DON'T WEAR THE SHIRT! wear a shirt that says: i bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate!!!!!

then i won't shoot!

[SassyCassy96]

emo boy just shut up!your probably on this all day waiting for people to reply.so screw yourself!

[SiCMXer185]

thank you =]

[JackTheNinja11]

fuck any one who dosent like dane cook.

[jonose114]

damn right dane cook rocks

[manule342]

@JackTheNinja11 i shoot em

[xPonyboybabyx145ily]

superbleeder haha i called him superbleeder LMAO

[wendell22789]

"i guess not,dont wear the shirt,wear a shirt that says i bleed if you shoot me"

hilarious

[xxohhemgeexx]

ahahahaha

i luv it

im so glad i nvr had a superman shirt :]]

[superman4543]

i`m going to burn my superman shirt

[transformercody]

fag who postes that shit and beter yet who beleives it

[badgurl12jpoplover6]

"i guess not" "haha i called him superbleeder"LMAO

[kyraismadSTELLER]

lulz xD

[CrazyKidAwsomeness]

im awake at 3:00 am

[kaushikpaddy]

ok.

[ItsumoSeppun4]

sleep would be good

[RockandRollTakesSoul]

dude everybody has done that i stayed up for 2 weeks straight but i dont brang on it

[SexyJ680]

I love Dane cook he is the funniest mother fucker alive

[Carissarox1]

and a joke stealer..

[Amywilkey]

Louis C.K. says he does, but i've heard the jokes he said he steals, there not alike (To me at least.) and that C.K. guy isnt funny.

Not to mention its stupid that people find Dane Cook (Or anyother video) just to dis the person in it

[XxEmoBoy01xX]

No, 4 example---- the joke where Dane cook said he finally said he saw someone got hit by a car

and C.K said someone got hit by a bus.

IT IS STILL BASICALLY THE SAME, just afew words are changed here & there, it is still plagiarism.

[Amywilkey]

i've heard it. it wasn't really that close. thats like saying a blonde joke and sueing someone else for telling another blonde joke

[XxEmoBoy01xX]

I don't play world of warcraft. I like youtube. I don't want to get off.

--- And, I'd blame your lack of class, & intelegence on your personality, but you don't have one.

[SiCMXer185]

I'd blame your sexuality on you being touched by your father as a little boy/girl. Man, I wish I was cool enough to grow my hair longer on one side of my head than the other.

[EvilClown1111]

Dont worry theres still hope, just get one half of your hair cut...

[SiCMXer185]

lol i would if I was gay

[SiCMXer185]

blame my problems onother people? lol that came out of left field. try to make sense when you reply to comments queer =)

[CrazyKidAwsomeness]

i was bored and tired when i posted my comment but oh well lol i ment to post on different vid

[SiCMXer185]

lol the fucking joke is still different dumbass. theres a shit load of comedians out there that tell similar jokes

[XxEmoBoy01xX]

SCREW U!

[THExGOODxLIFE307]

omg an Emo kill it with fire

[XxEmoBoy01xX]

: P

[kristinajonas]

hi emoboy :>

[TamluvzDP]

nice killed.....

[XxEmoBoy01xX]

hi!

[coolkidscook]

HERRO ^____^

[DrawingAngel90]

you guys dont have to be soo rude to EmoBoy here, its his own OPINION.

[sapphirestardust7]

HE DOES NOT!!

[XxEmoBoy01xX]

whatever, he does so, from Louis C.K

[daniwan3000]

@SexyJ680 The fuck is wrong with you? Gabriel iglesias, fag.

[Victoria360inNJ]

I just heard him fro the first time today....he is so funny. My coworker just asked my why I am laughing so hard. The answer is Dan cook.

[jordan122096]

lolol

[SAxoRAox57]

I LOVE DANE COOK SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!

[rollrblader4life]

lol wear a shirt that says i bleed if you shoot me in the chest

[PSU24RULZ]

I guess not.hahaha

[SCENEKIDJonny93]

ololololololololoolololoololo sooo funny

[loverr8808]

i used this as my first vid this joke

[IGUITA87]

super b1eed m4n

[goodlife059]

dont wear the shirt...wear a shirt that says i bleed when i get shot in the chest plate...lol

[gaarasniff]

I LOVE DANE COOK!!! hes awesome!!!!

[cd5honda]

Dane cook is a BadAsS!!  Love the guy's jokes

[billymarkle10]

SuperBleeder I CALLED YOU SuperBleeder

[skulldie]

him... i called him super bleeder.

[musicmasta18]

check my channel/profile?

[blxxd08]

some one shuld make those shirts!!! lol

[AGR04]

i'd wear that shirt!! lol

[Cubh8er8]

"i guess not" lol

[xXsausagemanXx]

SUPERBLEEDER haha i called him superbleeder!

[maplestory08]

lol

[TheRSMasterDude]

BAZAAAMMMNNNGGG!!!! I guess not....

[muffinChicka385]

lmao

[cloverdouche1257]

lol superbleeder

[moiaiyou19]

SP i am superbleeder!!!

[dragonpupp14]

I GUESS NOT!!!! lol ahaha i called him superbleeder!

[Tamagotchi055]

I thought it was about someone bleeeeeeeeeeding alot!!!!!!!!

[dooldleb]

how do you download just the sound?i have an animation program and i want to illustrate some of his jokes

[228Korn]

Limewire

[Cheezitman12345]

is awesome

[228Korn]

word

[cd5honda]

lol I like how the stick figures are totally black this time. . .it let me know a shooting was coming

[pimpformoney08]

thats racist

[cd5honda]

how?

[guzTehman12]

i agree how is that racist??

[ProserpinaFC]

what? lol

[Masterfeircelinkx]

"Super-Bleeder!Hahaha!I Called Him Super-Bleeder!"

[Ledzepplon]

super bleeder hahaha

[buzmuru]

I gess nowt >:3

[hotdogs750]

YEA I GUESS NOT!!!

[gaaranegi]

super man...i guess not!!!! LOL!!!

[queequeg8942]

You guys who don't like him, you know you do, EVERY thing he says is true. When I feel like crap I watch this, and like it feels like I am on crack, I hope I'm not!

I punched a person in a super man t-shirt and they said ouch! and I said so.... super man not so SUPER now are ya"

[gaaranegi]

to: ayone, queequeg- so u mean all of danea cooks stories r true?????!

[dooldleb]

lol,your funny,i'll make sure to try it.

[FullMetalDude955]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!!!

[FireCatty]

lol it's just so weird when u watch this and then ur school's having spirit week, and on the day where it's superhero day, EVERBODY's wearing a superman shirt.

hahah the temptation was too great! xD

[lindsey1493]

super bleeder!! hahha rotflmao!!!!

[gimmechocolate96]

lol the 7th grade teacher at my skool is lik obseesed wit superman and wears jakets loik dat and i hav to admit i wanna throw sum kryptomite at him so maybe we dont hafta take de tests

[ZxTRIP]

i hav that same problem but i wanna throw them off a buliding to see if they fly

[freddyforever56]

lol i did that to some guy on a sidewalk with a airsoft gun

[Italialuva94]

Dane Cook,

I love you.

end of discussion

[IcyFoxish]

ha ha ha i called him super bleeder

[twirlywhirly13]

i h8 those super man tees

"i guess not" :D

[onlyavalabilename]

I Bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate and i will not shoot in the chest plate

[IXIp3rf3ctIXI]

i dont like violence, i want world peace

[NecroNexcis]

dude what is wrong with you

[IXIp3rf3ctIXI]

who me?

[NecroNexcis]

no the other guy other doesn't want violence

[freddyforever56]

i agree but without violance the world will not be whole but only half of what it is violance is what keeps the world order without chaos there will only be peace and sometimes there is really a need for chaos without love there will be hate without sorrow there will be happiness without death there will be life,etc. and vice versa so think before you say you want just peace

[Narutogamer13]

Yeah but killing is fun

[spiderpig433]

egamflow learn to spell, PLEASE!!

[egamflow]

so true... so true... but id wont 2 beat the crude out of him instead of shoot him... how boring... bang nothing else but still funny super bleeder away!

[NiikuChan]

xDD AWESOME

[XxpanicluverxX00]

suuuuuuuuuuuuure

[PivotVinegar]

troo

[cowwarts]

didnt think they let people outta jail in 3 weeks for shooting someone lol and they let u on utube now? lol weak

[ishthekanish124]

yea rite...no1s tht dumb

[cpresuttis]

good one

[6YinYangBrat9]

Liar...

[stlGoalie3]

three weeks what ever more like 3 years at the least and that would be with a verrrrrrrry nice judge!

[Naruto2311]

lol i am sure

[RiahxInu5]

If your in jail how the hell are you on a computer/labtop?

[hotpepper21]

the guy is dane cook dumbass

[ItmsI]

stop showing pictures of a guy in a hair magazene!

[superskater9]

god thank u.

[superskater9]

god thank u. plz do.

[littlewonder366]

uuumm, thats dane cook.

[mortsdyr]

LOL^^

[stating4everismo]

hahahahhahahaahha wonderfull !!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

[PivotGQ]

wearing a shirt that says superman *bam* i guess not

[puffpuff1272]

DA DA DA DA!!! SUPERBLEEDER!!!!

rofl lmao lmfao lol!

[omgzzgmo]

hahah there is this new school shirt that is the superman logo with our school name on the back. (There is a reason for it. But I'm not a student council-bitch so I don't get it)

So I walked up to one person wearing it, kicked them kinda hard, and when they went "OW!" I seriously said, "I guess not." And walked away. hahah

[moonlocket]

lol

[Star66night]

that...was rich!

[DanpwnzYou]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Allinum1]

he should be a model...i swear....