Chris rock: Ladies talk too much

[mmtna]

mmmmmm  chicken

[bettyjtanner]

yeah but when i stop talking cause u asked now u really feel like something is wrong

[greeneyes1970able]

hahahahahahahah

[EYEBEAMDEAMON]

get me my big picece of chickeeeeeennnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

[est101010]

Thats what happens when women are left with no cocks to suck on.

jk

[TurnToJesus1]

@est101010 LOL.

Prepare yourself for some women might go apeshit on you for that. :P

[purplemist411]

I don't understand why women talk all the time, and I say this as a woman.

[TheEaglesfanindc]

preech!!!! please preech

[teebee1984]

Just LOVE this guy!

[MsSchwarzerrabe]

i think so

[will20091995]

23 hoes talk to much disliked this video

[theomega616]

You know "ignorance is bliss" has more than one meaning, right?

[nozgothic1]

Sooooo true women talk way to fuckin much az soon as u get home from work. my mrs will ring me then retell me all the shit she just told me..ahhhmen!!

[frantowntyson]

So true. When I came home yesterday from working most of the day and not eating in 8 1/2 hours, all my mom wanted to do was interview me like we were on Oprah.

[charlotteBraillie]

No, Chris Cock, YOU talk too much!

[Amabar]

@charlotteBraillie You again!? If it wasn't true why do most of the men agree with it? Most girlfriends do talk a lot of uselessness.

[charlotteBraillie]

@Amabar

The majority is always wrong.

Didn't you learn that in school?

[Amabar]

@charlotteBraillie That's true in many cases not this one. Girls do talk a lot of shit, somewhere along history women started believing they are superior to men. Now while I don't believe women should be cooks and house wives, I do believe that women should follow the same rules men do.

[charlotteBraillie]

@Amabar

"somewhere along history women started believing they are superior to men"

You're the umptieth person that writes me something similar. Is it possible that there's some battle of the sexes going on in the US but not in Europe? Cause I really can't relate to any of these claims, and yet all these American youtubers swear to me it's true. Maybe you guys have got too many male-bashing talk shows or something?

[Amabar]

@charlotteBraillie I'm canadian, and yes we do have many male bashing talk shows here. 90% of ads show men as a hulking idiot, too stupid to do any but earn cash for his wise and noble wife. After seeing this so often most women and men believe it's true, that because men are bigger, we are naturally simple minded.

[charlotteBraillie]

@Amabar

But I always thought America was the country with the highest percentage of working women.

Has that changed? I mean, what's all this 'men earning cash for their wives' business?

Don't women have jobs any more?

[Amabar]

@charlotteBraillie A lot of women work, but that money is for her and her fun, the man's money is for her and him. I was even saying how how all the hot girls I know don't drive but all the ugly ones have cars, we all work at the same place. It's social norms for women to recieve things on a silver plater.

[charlotteBraillie]

@Amabar

So the 'ugly' girls even get their lover(s) to buy them a car, and the 'hot' ones don't?

Nice to see the men in your country discriminate against hot girls for a change!

[bourky93]

@Amabar where on earth did you pull this "men are naturally simple minded" crap from?

[Firan25]

@sweetuth99 you done or do you wish to continue?

[Firan25]

@sweetuth99 uh huh

[Firan25]

@sweetuth99 yup, thank you for your comment.

[art1st818]

Females do tend to talk a lotta shit, mainly bcuz if the shit hits the fan & men become violent, they probably can't do shit.

[7187187DBLOCK]

only two places a woman belongs....THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM!! THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM!! if god wanted a woman to be smart,he would have given them BRAINS!!

[MissPompousTwat]

@7187187DBLOCK

I'm a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom.

[7187187DBLOCK]

@MissPompousTwat

ayeeee

[emurphy66]

@7187187DBLOCK

I would bet a man taught you grammer.

And what exactly do you think the mass in between my ears is? Brains, of the same capabilities as any other human beings'.

God made women with brains.

Moron. ~Sincerely, A Woman

P.S. Chris is right, we talk too much sometimes.

[positiveblackman1]

@emurphy66 SOMETIMES ? :P :P and i'm sure you have brains sweetie...just not a mute button

[charlotteBraillie]

@7187187DBLOCK

So what if I need to pee?

Do I do it in the KITCHEN or in the BEDROOM?

[7187187DBLOCK]

@charlotteBraillie

bathroom duhhh!! when finished,get back to work WOMAN!!!!

[charlotteBraillie]

@7187187DBLOCK

So now it's the kitchen, the bedroom AND the bathroom. You're losing territory quickly, my friend. Before long I'll have an excuse to be in the dining room as well, and we can't have that now, can we?

[Firan25]

@charlotteBraillie Ever notice that men are always saying that exact same thing on any video relating to gender?

"women should stay in the kitchen blah blah blah." Women are different from Men, some are smarter, some are less intelligent, and many are raised to be complete morons. The same goes for men, I don't understand why people are always so concerned about gender and intelligence and what it has to do with anything.

From what I can tell, Women speak whats on their mind more. Men Don't.

[charlotteBraillie]

@Firan25

Maybe it depends on the kind of people that comment on Chris Rock videos.

From the look of it, 90 % of them are either white racists or black racists. And usually people who are narrow-minded about race are equally narrow-minded about gender.

[Firan25]

@charlotteBraillie I was talking about videos in general, but yea I notice that as well, sexism, racism, classism, can't have one without the other huh?

[charlotteBraillie]

@Firan25

Good thing we're above all that, huh? :)

On an unrelated note : do you see thumbnails next to the comments? I use Firefox and it looks like youtube has changed its format as of today. Maybe it depends on what country your ISP is in; I'm in Liechtenstein at the moment. If I use IE, I get the old format.

Just asking, cause I want to make sure I'm not hallucinating.

[Firan25]

@charlotteBraillie yes...although I'm using Chrome, as of late firefox has been a bit on the glitchy side..It might just be your current browser

[7187187DBLOCK]

@charlotteBraillie

you lost....ever since, you opened that mouth of yours!!

[imaginetheresno]

How true! EVERYONE needs to unwind when they get home. Soooooo DON'T ask me what's for supper as soon as YOU get in the door! Or tell how rough you day was and when is dinner?

I'm still unwinding.

[charlotteBraillie]

@imaginetheresno

What's for supper?

[sunnypunjabiputtar]

damn right.

Women finish all their work and then stall the fuckin hell out of us men.

I reverse the roles.

I talk to my mum,girlfriend,sister about sports & bore the shit out of them when they're busy or have come back from work.

[Volf99]

@sunnypunjabiputtar lmao

[ChiefOren]

@Volf99 Respond to this video.One time, saw a group of 5 nurses, all talking at the same time. I mean really, talking at the same time. Non-Stop. And the weird thing was, they understood each other!!!!!

[XxfatJoex]

19 people are women

[SayDavidOh]

@XxfatJoex Now 20.

[REDMARION1]

big piece of chicken

[chimdichekwa]

sooo true for my mom. she woke me up at 7 just to talk about something that happened in the news and didn't stop talking for 2 hours. some women need to get their own view club together sometimes so they can just talk amongst each other

[lilsm555]

TRUE!

[Wynton25]

Will be showing this to my mother momentarily.

[flatbaIIs]

poeple who predict themselves getting thumbsups spend to much time on youtube

[missedagain]

@Cruzman3609 wow bud you need to get laid

[bravenuggethead]

let me get my other foot in the fucking door!

[miciamanda]

Chris, I love you and when I'm an actress in Hollywood I will marry you.

[Thetrollmaster2000]

@miciamanda he's already married u retard

[GoosebumpsLover36]

@Thetrollmaster2000 don't call anyone a retard!! i already reported you twice you don't call a girl a retard! that's impolite

[Thetrollmaster2000]

@GoosebumpsLover36 wow an internet stalker :)

[GoosebumpsLover36]

@Thetrollmaster2000 be quiet

[pachuansam]

@GoosebumpsLover36 im gonna report all of you,..now brush your teeth and get in bed.

[PaladinWin]

@GoosebumpsLover36 ... fuck you

[edgehead19]

LMFAO

[Aj007cool]

lemme take a shit!!!

[Aj007cool]

good exercise for blowjob

[BJs4MePlz]

THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

[Nyahbingiman88]

GO TO THE FUCKIN KITCHEN AND GET ME MY BIG PIECE OF CHICKIN ! yeah XD .....just incredible XD

[ManofDeath3666]

its like this dude understands life T_T i worship him

[SauronsEye]

I can't even get the car in the garage before it starts, never mind the front door.

[NaruCrazy2009]

15 people couldnt take a shit.

[bosasosolja]

@NaruCrazy2009 15 ppl have constipation .

[sake02]

my girl only ever does this when shes really happy to see me : )

[Mikelp79]

@sake02 she's cheating on u

[Duckette333]

LMMFAO!!! LET ME TAKE A SHIT!!!

[gurugurugirl45]

pfft xD lol...its funny cause thats how i am some times xD but mostly my mom would do that xD lol

[ssips720]

lmao

[NsTrainMan07]

let me take a shit

[karandjabo]

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH­AHHA

[Wynton25]

"YUHNGIBDNIJVDBLEGUGBUGBIEBIFV­KE"

LEMME GET MY OTHER FOOT IN THE FUCKIN DOOR" lmao

[quruxleeyisaaq]

ehehehheeh lol, true...

[TheNightGemini1718]

Why is it that I identify with guys when they say “women talk too much” or “woman are such a pain in the _ _ _”, when I myself am female? It can’t possibly be because I live with three crazy women 0_o

Sometimes I pray any sons I have will turn out to be gay.

[KeenoMajeeno1]

@TheNightGemini1718 wat?

[TheNightGemini1718]

@KeenoMajeeno1 So my som(s) won't have to deal with pain in the*** girls.

[KeenoMajeeno1]

@TheNightGemini1718 ooooooo ok i get it.. lol Sorry went over my head i ususally get jokes and sarcasm u jus caught me off gaurd. mybad,

[TheNightGemini1718]

@KeenoMajeeno1 its all good :)

[grace777d]

He's telling the truth!

[ResurrectedThinker]

@Drugernautt You should get a sense of humor!

[ccangel1001]

14 pepole can't take a shit as soon as they get home XD

[LTMagic21]

@ccangel1001 that wasnt funny. no thumbs up for you.

[c4lmn]

420 likes :D NICE

[BennOliverr]

Chris Rock looks like a sick turd in that suit.

[mrwhatever213]

@Drugernautt It was if you saw the whole thing you fucking hater. you got half the joke and your talking shit.

[BennOliverr]

Ladies talk too much! Haw Haw haw!

What will he think up next!!!!???

Oh! My! God! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

LOOL LOOL LOOL LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[CoolerKing37]

@BennOliverr Faggot.

[RohamK96]

wow, hes pissed!

[bgainesDM]

14 people need to take a shit!

[Drfeelinu]

LET ME TAKE A SHIT !!! HAH

[jukeboxboxbox]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

[frantowntyson]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlackPerspectivenet]

LOL, he stay on the big piece of chicken.

I remember the big piece of chicken episode from Everybody Hates Chris.

[nsmy96]

@BlackPerspectivenet lol mee too!!! haha

[mightygalfred]

GET IN THE KITCHEN AND GET ME MA BIG PIECE OF CHICKEEEENNNN!!!!!

[keta4332]

so true!

[BrasilEterno10]

THANK YOU!!!! We need more people like Chris to point out this obvious shit we didn't even notice until now!! We know you ladies love to give us long "greetings" but would a simple hello be ok?!

[iceblade070]

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!

[MasakoXer]

he's mad?

[missedagain]

INSERT CAPITALIZED QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO CLIP WE ALL JUST WATCHED HERE

INSERT SHITTY COMMENT IN REGARDS TO ME LAUGHING AT THIS CLIP

INSERT 80 PEOPLE INSTANTLY GIVING ME A THUMBS UP

[MetalShin0bi]

@missedagain Down

[TheFrostJoker]

@missedagain Original.

[ph270able]

@missedagain careful people, make sure to keep that at 80 thumbs up. Don't go over.

[MrJavelin12]

@missedagain i like how its stuk at 80 :P

[caigor]

@missedagain impressed with your precision sir

[DoYouKnowWhoKnew]

@missedagain hey lets keep caps lock on.

[xDafac]

@missedagain to see that somebody really cares about something so stupid as thumbs up in youtube that much makes me sad.

[missedagain]

@xDafac You should try getting laid and not taking everything at face value, you retard.

[xDafac]

@missedagain Funny that you can apply your own comment to yourself too mate. ALso not everybody who makes statement that only considers their personal opinions is retard or not geting laid when you grow a pair you might learn that.

[missedagain]

@xDafac Hahah, getting mad about youtube hahahahah faaaaaaaaaag hahahah

[xDafac]

@missedagain Thinking that people get mad when just write their opinion about stuff is sad.

[xDafac]

@missedagain Silly child :)

[IFallenKnights1]

NOW GO IN THE KITCHEN AND GET MY BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN!!!!!!!! IN OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!

[ArtistSimpleTv]

Check Out My New Show Called 'Simple Streets'

[talaysti]

Lmaooo

Get in the kitchen and get me my fuckennnn big piece of chickennn lmaooooo

[103peanut]

best black dude on the planet!

[XxDatBlonde1xX]

It's so hard to be a quiet woman. Jesus Christ. Ladies not only yap too much, but yap about the biggest load of shite ever. Especially teenage girls -_-.

[dgate007]

You talk too much, goddamn nigger piece of shit mother fucker. From your friend "crackerhead maaaaaa fucka"

[Dilly5]

@dgate007 Fucking white piece of shit. You got internet access in your trailer?

[MasakoXer]

@dgate007

Fucking little cunt. Go slurp your moms hariy balls.

[CrazyCartKemmet]

Is too funny

[moottary]

Not funny o.O

[fidorf]

@moottary ooooh it is !

[cripbuddz]

@moottary yes it is

[moottary]

@cripbuddz After you watch Richard Pryor, All the others aren't funny no more! Maybe thats the problem why I didnt find him funny!

[Majorjoy6565]

LOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOL

[windstand]

but men are smarter....BWAHAHAHHAA

[SaturnEternity]

Holy Shit such a reflection of reality! My mother bombards me daily with a list of shit she wants me to do the second I walk in the door from School!

[PitchBlack696]

@SaturnEternity Tell her to go make you some chicken.

[graham19820]

them are the most truest words ive ever heard!!

[jesuismelissa102]

he's just talking about how women talk too much,

and it's true, lol

[seefus369]

Bit sexist ey i'm male but i'm not boasting

[fukTHEusa1]

woman are stupid..because they think they are smarter than men..men are wayyy smarter than girls..

[letsplayX487]

@fukTHEusa1

men and female are  both equally smart

idiot!

[asslikk]

@letsplayX487

OK, I must have missed something in the clip...DID HE EVER SAY ONE WORD ABOUT WOMEN BEING DUMBER THAN MEN? NO he did NOT. Here's your sign

DIPSHYT

[letsplayX487]

@asslikk

i wasnent talking to you

i was repying to fukTHEusa1

IDIOT!

[SOUTHDC231]

this is so true

[mreliteii]

TRUE STORY!

[ArrogantCancerian]

best ending ever

[JustINformU]

this is how you close a show, best comic of our generation.

[pinkysue22]

LMFFFAAOOOO ...i keep replaying this video over and over OMMGGG YOOO LMAOOOOOOOOOO SOO FREAKIN HILARIOUS

[GangstaBrklyn]

Um yea daz true women do talk too much jus sayin i aint sexist yo itz da truth

[GuysSeriously]

Women talk to much that is why men have dicks, to put in their mouths

[GreenlandCat]

HE IS SEXIST

[brsrkr77]

i watched this video 5 minutes ago and i'm still laughing thinking about it

[Donpopeel]

TFRAP is a wanna-be intellectual racist. As a white man, I must say, no, I don't fuck my sister... but T probably does fuck his.

[MarriedAndDating]

funniest man alive :-)

[ChrisBytebier]

HAHAHA... He is so funny!!!

[GENE1312]

THIS MAN HAS A PROBLEM BEING ALIVE!!!!

[SunnyAndSummer]

haahhaahaha omg thats me xD

[437mel]

LET ME GET SOMETHING TO EAT, LET ME TAKE A SHITT! hahahaha

[BJs4MePlz]

@437mel all true but :)

[ArticulateDon]

"as as you take one step in blablablasguierihioehhgj"

hahahahahaha

[01342663563]

HEY!!!!! LET ME GET MY OTHER FOOT IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!

ROFL ROFL genius!!!!

[Hypnotiq360]

If u make more money: i can suppourt my self! Ur not my dad!! I hate this shit!!

If u make less money: I need suppourt ur poor ass when u work with dickheads all day!?!? ! I hate this shit!!

[velvetmedias]

Can somebody tell me the name of the whole show ? Thanks.

[NaruSasuke13]

its Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker" performance

[velvetmedias]

Thanks man, now I have them all...

[smmshad]

everybody just shut the fuck up. go post these comments at a video where it is really needed, not on a comedians video. key word "comedian" its supposed to be funny and u guys r ruinin it by shoutin racist and feminin facts at each other. like how chris rock said "SHUT THE FUCK UP"