Alec Baldwin in The Departed

[degree7]

Alec Baldwin's character is supposed to be on Cocaine throughout the entire movie.

[arowerlikenoother]

"I'm better to smoke right now, do you want to smoke? You don't smoke do you right? What are you, one of those fitness freaks huh? Go fuck yourself"

Tried many times to say this at his speed, never succeeded

[jonremache]

Lmfaoooooooooooo love this scene.

[dadavis65]

Back when you were popular & didn't have to show your ass on twitter to get people to follow you. Stick to acting & always have a script. I guess any attention is better than none.

[Berman2012]

How bout a smoke u don't smoke do u what r u 1 of those fitness freaks huh go fuck yourself

[niptuck117]

"I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck? CASH!"

[123backinyerface]

Now why couldn't Steven Baldwin have turned out to be this good instead of climbing into bed with Jesus?

[GreedyNoobLike]

Our target is major transaction of microproscessors, yes those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck-CASH.

The entire stakeout was Alec Baldwin's awesomness.

[jerseydevs2000]

Alec, if 30 Rock doesn't work out, you could always spell Dan Castellaneta as "May-ah Quimby" on the Simpsons...

[bbz232]

Stupid Fackin hardon

[niptuck117]

"I'm gonna have a smoke break, you wanna smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are you, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."

Best goddamn quote ever.

[FocusedLucidity]

0:51 best



[fais555]

Alec Baldwin is full of win!

[personses]

0:43 epic nutgrab

[0TheBestMan]

mel gibson almost got baldwins role.

[Pr3lude9]

Been afta this cock sucka for a long time, but tonight, we are going to gettim *grip*.

Hahahah, I also love when he's drinking budweiser, driving golf balls "Most people dont trust a guy with an immaculate record... I have an immaculate record..."

[snukkums]

holy shit it's antoine mitchell :O

[max6413]

@snukkums Fuck yeah dude, The Shield FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

[omersexy]

Antony Anderson wants to laugh after AB grabs his crouch 

[TehGameDude]

why does he scratch his balls?

[farmerwright]

I swear matt damons trying his best not to laugh at the end there, i know id be in stitches!

[OlderG0ds]

Micro-processors. Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are. Who gives a fuck.

[Robkinggozer]

This movie man, quote after quote after quote.

[FlozelltheHotell]

love that fitness freak line...

I bet Baldwin was happy to be in a serious movie - other then the other crap hes been in (pre 30 rock)

[DeverPSV]

@FlozelltheHotell

Go watch Glengarry Glenn Ross, and then apologize

[4N6dub]

"owwaa taaaget is a major tranzactshen of My-crow Praawcessees.." .. he sounds like John F. Kennedy

[Sadicana]

ain't hilarious......just grand

[WetKant]

Man, whats with those awful continuity mistakes at 0:09 - 0:11 (check out Baldwin) and at 0:49 (check out the guy next to that black guy that does awful comedies)

[Mikeydude626]

Jack Donaughy don't take no shit from no one, especially fitness freaks!

[asgher786]

lol why is he holding his dick at 00:44?

[SEODRohan]

@asgher786 because as he eloquently states, Jack Nicholson is a "cocksucker"

[asgher786]

@SEODRohan lol

[MrTyronePimp]

baldwin stole this movie lol

[chatrapaul]

14 dislikers are fitness freaks.

[gambit19xmen]

I'm Gonna go for a moke, u wanna smoke, u dont smoke...what r u one of those fitness freaks, Go Fuck yourself...u cant beat that Lmao

[gambit19xmen]

wow how can 14 people dislike this

[chatrapaul]

@gambit19xmen Because they're fitness freaks obv.

[SalomonRaine]

I want to smoke with ALec!

[mnyfrsh]

Epic crotch grab

[tinmanooustd]

im gonna use this line next time im in the pub!

[jimbobjimminy]

ARIC BAWDWIN

I love this actor

[Vash1286]

my only problem with the departed were these random ass lines, especially this one lol.

[spookyman14]

LOL coc and adderall

[DJHellFire631]

te closing line with the " MAYBE...MAYBE NOT.,,MAYBE FuCK YASELF" greatest lines ever

[jk94111]

notice the cut at 0:10 baldwin is standing still then all of a sudden he is walking in the next frame

[azzystar1]

@jk94111 well spotted!

[KaMing11496]

@jk94111 so, it zoomed in on him in the frame

[jk94111]

@KaMing11496 well before the cut he had stopped with his hands on his hips, after it he was walking towards the spot where he was supposed to stop.

[leperkeese]

classic line

[freddiegibbs101]

Hahaha, him grabbing his crotch kills me every time.

"Tonight, we are *grabs* going to get him."

[ThePhantomTerror]

LOL, he speaks so fast!!

[ortcloud99]

yep the last 10 seconds are the best, alec asks damon several questions and then answers the questions for damon before he can answer and then Alec is offended by the answer he just answered himself and then tells him to fuck off in response, notice damon never even utters a word. hilarious ! brilliant

[mahavishnuxc]

how many "fuck yourself's" did this movie have? has anyone counted?

[juandhaltrich]

@mahavishnuxc like 'fuck' in casino, or 'jagoff' in casino too. here it is 'go fuck yourself'

[mahavishnuxc]

@juandhaltrich yeah man. have you noticed that all of martin scorsese's films they say "fuck" every 10 seconds. Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed....that foul mouthed degenerate. he needs his mother to get some of that irish spring soap take him to her kitchen sink and wash the shit out of his tongue, fucking go to town on that mouth of his . but nevertheless, one of the greatest filmmakers of our time.

[fightinside1]

@mahavishnuxc i think there are about 250 f words in the whole movie

[aznboionfya]

fuck loved it when he grabbed his balls. he's the sex.

[xxN00Rxx]

EPIC

[W4RH0US3]

@ 0.44 he's touching himself

[arig2480]

I don't know what they are. You don't know what they are, who gives a f**k. CASH!!

[Heidibear76]

@arig2480 Love that line ..

[juandhaltrich]

@arig2480 lots of cash

[MrTtunes]

Baldwin's Boston accent isn't so believable at first, then it gets better

[CesarTT81]

:58 look how he is looking at baldwin and in the next second he is looking at his cellphone,

I KNOW ITS A MOVIE AND MISTAKES HAPPEN BUT THAT ONE WAS TO OBIOUS

[Jgjekaj]

@CesarTT81 obvious* yea mistakes happen all the time lol it's still such an awesome scene how fast baldwin said his line too funny

[mahavishnuxc]

@CesarTT81 whoa whoa whoa, let's just say you didnt find a mistake and leave it at that. zip. none. if your finding mistakes in martin scorsese's film, that means that he's not good at what he does, he would be a cunt. are you calling him a cunt?

[CesarTT81]

@mahavishnuxc lol yeah im calling him a cunt

a CUNTINOUS BASE OF INSPIRATON

xD 

[juandhaltrich]

@mahavishnuxc LMAO!

[mock1productions]

I go to school with his niece. Stephen Baldwin's daughter - Hailey.

[coryboy345]

Fuck yoself... I would but I'm tired from fuckin' your wife... How's your motha? Good she's tired from fuckin' my father.

[Lootroq]

@coryboy345 hahah, what movie is that from? not from this one is it?

[coryboy345]

@Lootroq Yes it is, another one of baldwin's quotes

[simpsonator123]

go fuck yaself

[OnRockIT]

Our target is a major transaction of micro processors...yes those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck? CASH!!!

[iUzair]

YOU ARE A RUDE THOUGHTLESS PIG

xD

[1970brenz]

Check out the bad editing/ continuity from the shot where his hands on hips, the next second while he's supposedly still talking his hands are by his side, with no time to move them in between! who pays these continuity people money???

[amazingyou1uber]

He grab his balls after he said 'cocksucker'.

[Belcebu022]

@amazingyou1uber funny baldwin hahaha

[johnmavar]

He is the best

[wiseguy1989xx]

lol Alec Baldwin LOLLLL funnyyyy mf'r;D

[Spengler56]

Want a cigarette? lol! I love how Baldwin and Wahlberg have these angry rants in this movie.

[FocusedLucidity]

skip to :50

[ilxenu]

THANK YOU!

This is my favorite part in the movie.

[rickcaine]

did he grab his balls?

[Windspirit]

@rickcaine : He did. I aws laughing my ass off at the theatre.

[MrMatthewk1990]

last ten seconds=best movie line ever

[GrissFan]

Alec Baldwin's performance is awesome!

[goldenboy1993]

i dnt remember that smoking thingt scene from watching it on hbo

[letsgomets07]

idk what they are you dont know what the are who gives a fuck?

[COLUMBINE1818]

He just fit a paragraph of dialogue into 3 seconds.

[dancetoska]

Is this sped up? He sounds more high pitched than I remember.

[Bulletime09]

Yes, those. I don't know what they ah you don't know what they ah, who gives a fuck. CASH

[soulwedgie]

brilliant movie.

[platolol]

I love this part, Alec is great hahaha

[TrowaBarton89]

did he just grab his balls?!

[DocnavyPG]

yes he did

[JakeMorris755]

im gunna go smoke you wanna smoke na you dont smoke do ya? watta ya one of those fitness freaks? huh? go fahk ya self

[jeffkny1]

great cast baldwin is a riot even if only on screen for 10 min. GREAT MOVIE

[annymiau]

@JakeMorris755: Its actually - "I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself"

[pkearne]

@JakeMorris755 Cheers. I saw it too retard.

[blewidescorpio]

@JakeMorris755 Yeah, I Watched The Clip And I Know What Was Said

[Logan7241]

dude was funny, wahlberg was better

[DesolateMelancholy]

0:54 so fucking funny

[johnnytastetest]

I've got to say, I think this movie really misses its mark. The director and all the stars in this have shone a lot brighter. Alec Baldwin's lines in this movie, for instance, are way too cartoonish. Funny? Yeah, for sure. But that's exactly how it comes off -- intentional. Nobody spews out the dialog he does in real life unless it's rehearsed in advance, so for me, I wasn't able to suspend disbelief. Oh, and that symbolic rat at the end? Yeah...not too subtle.

[TonyMC007]

AB in my opinion was absolutely diabolical

"I dont what they are, u dont know what they are"

"who gives a fuck"

[DrummerAlden52]

Alec Baldwin and MArk Wahlberg are so funny in this movie especially in the scene when there in the same room.

[coryboy345]

Oh, who the fuck are you?

I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy.

[ChrisGunner]

You one of those fitness freaks? Go fuck yaself. Classic.

[scrapplecheesesteak]

LOL, it IS a classic line...said it so hyper fast

[TomatoBasil23]

love how he grabs his dick* like he doesn't give a fuck

*no homo

[getclutch720]

Ellerby: What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

[totstheman]

One of the greatest movies of modern times!!

[go4john]

AB is way underated.

[kamf205]

LOL! the randomness..

[Nightowl358]

I even laughed when he kicked the surveillance technicians ass in this scene too. He's even funny when he's pissed, LOL.

[Nightowl358]

Alec Baldwin rocks.

[cowboifunk]

Micwopwoahcessors!

[whiteknight40689]

hahahaha. this is great!!

[snapsoidpablo1]

Yes, THOSE. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are - who gives a fuck.

[hg585]

his face is so damn priceless when he says, "Go fuck yourself." this guy could get away with doing any thing on the screen. alec is king

[blahblahbirds]

Fuck ME Alec.

[YVS83]

He speaks unbelievably fast, like one of those auction announcers or something. I don't know how it's possible for him to prepare for that sort of thing. Maybe through a speech therapist?

Anyways, the scene implies that his character is probably on cocaine during the scene.

[Comictalent]

best 8 seconds of Baldwin ever, how does he talk that fast?

[wasteland70]

Agreed! What are you one of those fitness freaks? Go fuck yourself!. Balbwin is so underappreciated.

[HOSTILEPRODUCTtv]

well said

[hejminrumse]

Baldwin is one of the best actors in this world. He has some amazing skills, this man is someone I look up to.

Plus he has good looks, and a good personality in real life.

[whatwouldmattdo]

definitely an amazing actor. His character in 30 rock - the perpetual winner jack donaghy is simply the best on television. Have a look for "therapy, jack style" here on youtube for proof.

[farmerwright]

I cant believe this scene is on here! Was in stitches when i saw this first time. Great improve from baldwin at the end!

"... bet ur one of those fitness freaks huh go fuck urself" LMAO

[KrankesDasein]

I completely agree. I couldn't understand a damn thing he said when I saw this at the theaters, but I almost died when he wrapped it up with "go fuck yourself."

[JacksInn]

I had no idea you could squeeze so much awesome into 59 seconds.

[mattyouto]

Best line of the film, just read the script aswell and it isnt in it, bit of Baldwin improv?

[Ellipsis10]

what are you a fitness freak? go fuck yourself

[slyck101]

its all about that accent...bean town!

[orduni90]

"im gonna go smoke what u dont smoke do ya what ur one of those fitness freaks huh go fuck urself!"

[ronsonol77]

He gets so sweaty near the end; I am watching the movie right now and I am laughing as I write this thinking about this.

[acetonight]

nice grab on :45

[watchmen9808]

i think mark walhberg is funnier in this movie.... especally when he has that line maybe..maybe not.. maybe fuck yourself

[ernstergarcia]

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[isuguy44]

microprocessors..yes those..I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are..who gives a fuck

[ProphetofWar]

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Hahaha! Classic! He talks so fast it sounds like one word! I love when he breaks how fast hes talking and goes: CASH!

[mrtonya69]

:53

[scholesisaledge]

Baldwin was class in this movie

[jewpiles]

"micwhoa pwah-sessors.

[JustAWeekAgo]

hahahaha lmbao

[haunting123]

fitness freaks ha? go fuck yourself, loool classic

[fatguywithvaginalips]

i wish Alec was ghey so we could be together

[nyy4288]

eww you faggott

[queripto11]

alec baldwin its a talented off actor in 30 rock its mos evil and cruel.

[andrewface]

go fuck yourself

ahaha classic

[mrpantsman8888]

i love when he grabs his balls, htat shit is SOOO FUNNY

[Aprilscurse]

lol lol i still remember my sister asked me why he grabs his down there. lol

[PivotSkaterXD]

wanna smoke? you dont smoke? do ya? what are you one of those fitness freaks? go fuck yourself xD

[goaldemon08]

its so classic

[WaveRev]

good...married...shows stability....makes people know your not a homo...and at least your penis works... (golf course scene) LMAO

[SIRVAGABOND]

what are you one of those fitness freaks! Go fuck yerself!

hahahhahahaha!

[udontknowme111]

lmao I dont know what they are, you dont know what they are,who gives a fuck.lol.

[stopyellingatme22]

lmfao almost everytime im about to smoke i say that to someone

[xmobster5]

hahahahahaha

[hardToSignUpHere]

microprocessors, lol

who gives a fuck :D

[marker853]

scorsese asked ray liota to do the part of alec but liota was doing something else at the time

[inyopatra]

no dude, from what i read, liotta is offered the wahlberg's role.. but true, liotta was doing his tv series that time so he rejected it

[yeeeahbaby801]

alec baldwins body language in this movie is so funny. haha especially when he grabs his balls. everyone in this movie did such a good job.

[saiguusama]

anyone who accuses someone of being a socialist in this day and age is a DICKHEAD

[mcalien24]

yes those...

[koolalastarr]

what the hell was up with the go fuck yourself at the end hahahahhahahahahaha

[zainshaq]

what are u one of those fitness freaks huh? GO FUCK YOURSELF lol classic

[hornjuice]

check him out in along came polly, bathroom scene.very funny

[eeeecko]

you mean, 4,080,000

[CandBvideos]

how does he go from "fuck" to "cash" so fast?

so funny.

lol