Haircut

[Vblogs1]

isn't it 'did you get A haricut? not 'did you get YOUR haircut?' 

[titansmirage]

@Vblogs1 Actually it just implies who's hair got cut. He got His hair cut. not just any old hair. Sorry, just gotta be anal. lol

[Dannnneh]

I can't understand wtf he's saying.

[whatdatguythinx]

socchaaaaaaaaa

[AngryHolly]

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[Remerai]

This is just a step below kicking somebody in the groin, pointing with two fingers and telling him "no!"

[DeBlaz21]

I like how Brian fully accepts the punch while he's finishing his joke.

[utsudoshi]

If that was the sound effect of that punch, I want to see it in action.

[Frostiken]

This video is great on so many levels. The slow-motion to ensure that the sheer horribleness of the joke soaks into your every pore. The look of pure, molten rage as ten thousand years of bad puns gets focused into one glorious punch. The smile during delivery, as if Brian's pun is the vessel through which sheer madness is delivered. And that he sees the punch coming before he's even halfway done with the line, but has decided it is worth it and soldiers on.

So great.

[AnnoyingInflatable]

it only would've worked if he had said "did you get *a* hair cut?". Didn't make sense to me when i first saw it.

[LoserUser72]

@AnnoyingInflatable Umm... "Did you get your hair cut?" works just as well, because it can still be singular.

[MrTarheel2147]

I love how the punch is coming before he's even done with the joke

[Personoide]

I don't get it.

[mechagodzilla290]

@Personoide the guy hates the joke so he punches the other guy

[UltimateUmbreon1]

I got all my hairs cut today

[ThexFaTaLitYx]

my teacher says that LOL

[SRStrollisSRS]

that was deep

[BrandanDoom]

Why did this make me laugh

[imINamen]

the joke only works if the guy says "did you get A haircut"

[dwelsh226]

@imINamen This still works, think "your hair cut" vs "your hairs cut".

[CasualShredder]

@imINamen the joke only works if "hair" is singular.

[CasualShredder]

@imINamen the joke only works if "hair" is singular.

[CasualShredder]

@imINamen the joke only works if "hair" is singular in the question. Really the only situation where it wouldn't work is if someone asked, "Hey Brian, did you get your hairs cut?", primary point being that "hairs" is plural. Provided that you want to risk getting punched in the face by saying the witty response.

[RelaxingThought]

I used to get my hair cut... then I took an arrow to the knee

Couldn't be more relevant in this situation.

[deathstarrringo]

@RelaxingThought That's entirely irrelevant.

[SilentHeadlessmonkey]

Lol

[TipsyToddlers]

I laughed so hard, wait no I didn't.

[alainchriste]

@TipsyToddlers lol dude you should be a comedian

[vertigo7096]

I dont get his either?

[vanskeligAfAnickda]

@vertigo7096 Did you get your hair cut, as in 1 straw of hair. Joke is that he says he got them all cut. Wow explaining the joke really ruined it for me.

[svsolace]

@vertigo7096

It's a joke on wordplay. When he asks Brian if he got a haircut, he responds with "I got them all [his hair] cut" ("a haircut" is considered in this context to be a single object) hence the ensuing punch because, in normal circumstances, it's a lame joke meaning "I DIDN'T GET ONE HAIR CUT, I GOT THEM ALL CUT!"

[vergil1us]

I don't get it...

[NeoVenusConstruction]

I love how his fist of anger slows down time.

[BigkKinny]

I had a teacher that used to say this shit.What an asshole he was.

[uchia17]

I can't decide which "Punchline" I liked more.

[Pie4Pigs]

@uchia17 *punches you in slow motion*

[flyboy248]

@uchia17 *PUNCH*

[wcc70]

@uchia17 You puunched up your fuck line

[wcc70]

@wcc70 Punched

[houseofcards613]

this video could come in handy..

[TheMightyFiction]

This is one of my favorites. The timing, Brian's expression, the blackout before the punchline; a Swiss watch of a visual gag.

[Shaidyn]

I clicked on the link to the video and started laughing before it even loaded, because I knew what was coming.

[VxDRAGONSLAYERxV]

Can someone explain this to me :/

[amppi1236]

@VxDRAGONSLAYERxV The joke here is that when Brian is asked "Did you get your hair cut?" Brian jokes "I got them all cut." (Meanin that he didn't get just a single hair cut, he got all of 'em) Which is such a stupid joke he gets punched before he even gets to finish.

[aesniper]

haha, I saw this and said the same thing to my boss. I was expecting a slow-motion punch...

[TrueTearZ]

7 For "Ball cut"

[ceraVSeisenberg]

fuking annoying orange

[Totema1]

The way he stares at the fist, while still continuing the lame joke... Genius.

[exactoman]

@graysonfball77 It's because an ad tries to pop up right at the last second. Just get AdBlock Plus for Firefox and you're good to go. :D

[SpySubZero]

X-Ray

[Schubijak]

Its so good :D

[Alcatroph]

He beat him to the punch

[EDTV64]

This sucks D = everytime the video ends, my page freezes. I have to pause right before it ends.

[Somethingcrappy]

@EDTV64 that happens if you have crappy computer. I was on my friends old computer and noticed that whenever I watched a video less than 10 seconds on it, the computer freezed.

[Graysonfball77]

@Somethingcrappy my computer comp freezes after a few, and its not crappy, so that can't be the problem

[mrboxleytheonly]

and I shall sit here and break down all the jokes and say the punchline so to save the others time, I am not a douche bag im a time saver!! hyuck hyuck

[GutsyguyPrime]

IIII GOOOT THEMMM ALLLLLLLLLLL CUUTTTTTTTTTT--

*wakes up* why is my face bleeding?

[Imatrollyay]

Someone made this joke a while ago, so I did a reference to this video. I don't think they got it, they just yelled in pain and asked why the hell I just punched them in the face.

[smokedt3hsalmon]

Best Brian face ever at 0:04.

[captainjaster1]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

*Punch lands

[superhomsar2112]

I replayed this video about five times. My browser froze for at least 20 seconds each time.

Totally worth it.

[balbinaortega]

22 ppl got punched in the face by that guy

[tcsdef]

@balbinaortega

22 ppl are telling you to shut the fuck up

[TheRyukenhadoken]

I dont GET IT

[ultigamer124]

@TheRyukenhadoken the joke is how much eh hates the joke. He hated it so much that he started an earthsharttering slowmotion punch before he even finished the joke

[TheRyukenhadoken]

@ultigamer124 Yea but I don't get HIS joke. Is it supposed to make sense? Is that why everyone hates it, because it doesnt have a pun to it, but you're just being trolled into thinking there is a pun to it?

[ultigamer124]

@TheRyukenhadoken i see what youre saying but what i was trying to get across what the basis of the joke, Its either slapstick comedy or the same basis of random comedy that family guy uses. I guess you have to be in to that kind of comedy to like it. (if your wondering if you got this message twice, its because i wasnt sure if the last one sent

[TheRyukenhadoken]

@ultigamer124 ah i see. that might be why i dont get the joke. And its ok, 2 werent sent.

[JereMedia01]

@TheRyukenhadoken the joke is that he has more than one hair on his head, all of which got cut in the process of his haircut. so when asked if he got "a haircut", his response is "no, I got them all cut"

[TheRyukenhadoken]

@JereMedia01 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooh now i get it :)

thanks

[CommanderCooper]

Got a haircut yesterday. When people ask me that, I'm saying this, just to see if they punch me in slow motion.

[ffinfinity1]

Friend said this joke when i asked him about his haircut, i wanted to slo-mo punch him...

[profssrfunk]

did anyone else hear that roflcopter at the end?

[Bloodcurse13]

The descriptions are always the best.



[zisel2]

seriously the best 5sf i was laughing uncontrollably for a while

[kurzuul]

This and Emo Cowboys are probably the best 5SF's ever XD

[griffonpop]

Um... wtf does he say?? lol

[rawguy24]

Press 5 repeatedly.

[dasDoughnut]

@rawguy24 or just hold it down :p

[rawguy24]

@dasDoughnut Sure.. Do that. ._.

[RednessAlpha]

Press 3 Mmmhaircut?

[Zytherman]

@brokenthonqsz ohhh, i see

Thanks

[Zytherman]

Wait. what is the original joke, can some one explain what the joke is?

[astorm0]

more camera shake!!!!



[NKassad]

This joke is hilarious!

[GmodPlusWoW]

Epic now that I understand.

[viridismonasteriense]

He sees the fist coming but he doesn't care. He wants to finish his lame joke!

[EzPzLemnSqueezy]

a summary of the comments made in this video:

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[xDeathcoreZachx]

I laughed so hard, I woke up naked.

[42JohnnySmith]

@xDeathcoreZachx I don't know why, but your comment made me laugh so hard I woke up naked! XD AHA Best joke ever!!!

[LostPawz]

hold down 7. You know the drill.

[necrotacoz]

pause : 0:05 for ultimate rage.

[NoHeadsProduction]

@necrotacoz You sir are a god

[necrotacoz]

@NoHeadsProduction many thanks

[StingyFace]

i dont even get the original joke o_o

[MastaDRD]

@StingyFace "Did you get your hair cut?" As in, a single hair.

Now watch it again.

[devilsadvocate0792]

Ha! IT's funny because that joke is over used and old.

Like an Irish hooker...

[NLhardcorebobNL]

Best 5sf.

[EpicVen]

I like how he watches the hand slowly bring destruction upon his face while still being able to finish his sentence xD

[LoudWhispa]

I had to watch this TWICE to get the joke XDDDD

[BeyondLame]

i hate this joke so much my dad says it to me all the time

[Thuder478]

Falcon Punch!!!!!!!! (in super extra slow motion)

[redhawk797]

If I could make sweet, sweet love to a Youtube video, I would.

[RockingMinors]

yup, yup makes dman well near no sense

[Superpiper123]

Judging by the speed of the punch, that ring on his finger must have really left an imprint on the other guy's face.

[kanadensiskvarg]

@Superpiper123 not by what mythbusters found.

[NLhardcorebobNL]

This is probably my favorite!

[KrimsonAce]

Looks like that meme *puts on sunglasses* got old. YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

[mrfist6]

The proper response.

[coolbeans8008]

wow, there are no falcon punch comments in this one.

... dammit

[MastaDRD]

@coolbeans8008 FALCOOONE... PAAAAAAAAAWNCH! ! ! !

[mcjenkins7]

@coolbeans8008 FALCONE! PAWNCH!!!! There, lol

[Gacopierz]

Dunno why but it reminds me Lord of The Rings ;D

[41admello]

@Gacopierz might be the ring on his hand

[Gacopierz]

@41admello Also specific slowmo and "I got them aaaalllll" xP

[41admello]

haha my grandfather used this joke on my all te time when i was young. then again, he was a total prick.

[Rexonius]

Attempt at understanding:

The line is "Hey Brian, did you get your hair cut?" - "No, I got them all cut".

There's two sides of the coin here, starting with the first line: "Did you get your 'hair' cut?". Emphasis on the word 'hair' that stands for a double-meaning, the 'literal' and the 'common' understanding of the word; in this type of context is that it refers to all of the hairs on the persons' head. Anyhow, it also refers to 'hair' in a singular form as to a single straw of hair.

[Darkseeker180]

EPIC

[tcsdef]

these guys are fucking amazing

[ThatMonsterMan]

My favourite bit is how much he hates the joke. He is barely into "I got them" By which point he is already lauching his fist full speed (in earth shattering slow motion) into John's face. The transition from polite curiousity to 110% rage breaks the speed of sound.

[PlagueOfBabies]

@ThatMonsterMan his name's brian

[ThatMonsterMan]

@PlagueOfBabies Yeah, I misheard it. Plus some of his characters are often called John. Like in "John Pages Alex" for example.

[timb0nic]

@ThatMonsterMan My favorite bit is how Brian smugly laughs and says "No, I got them all cut."

[grndrr]

@ThatMonsterMan what a fantastic description of the video, truly eloquent

[TheAceAcetate]

@ThatMonsterMan This.

[KingOfCarrotFIowers]

So your favourite bit was the whole video then? Which would make sense considering it is only five seconds long. My favourite bit was how it took me longer to read this comment than it did to watch the actual video :p

[8BitMonk3y]

@ThatMonsterMan John? Don'tcha mean Brian?

[sethboy66]

@8BitMonk3y Brian? don'tcha mean John?

[8BitMonk3y]

@sethboy66 He said "Brian" at the beginning.

[sethboy66]

@8BitMonk3y interesting, i will inform the president immediately. :D

[Imtehbestz]

@ThatMonsterMan He's called Brian, but okay.

[explos1ve13]

i think its funnier that he said get YOUR hair cut, and "Brian" goes on as if he said A haircut....forced joke get it?

[Firebrand101]

Best parts about this is how the camera starts shaking from the oncoming fist and the fact Brian's eyes cross just before impact

[GragonOhare]

Jeez why is that so funny?!! XDDDD I just love it!

[Zeyrion]

He said "your" though not "a". Still funny.

[NLhardcorebobNL]

This one is still my favorite xD

[ZippyRagu]

Why is raywilliamjohnson poisoning the related videos?

[Anonie324]

@ZippyRagu Probably because it's tagged as "lame".

[Bulzeeb15]

That ring probably left a mark...

[gogeterdone]

I understand! I finally understand! Thank you bitchy commentors for helping me see the light!

[shawntyxl]

DOnt get it!!! ahahaha

[MonsterMashKiller]

@shawntyxl he punched him for being lame

[quadlark]

hahaha im getting a hair cut tomorrow and i am hoping for a similar reaction from someone...

[SgtDonut23]

FAAAALLLCOOOOON PUUUUUUUUNNNNCH! (slo- motion)

[0nePumpChump]

@awesomeSkins

Exactly.

The phrasing here is the one where there is no stupid rejoinder.

[MrWiredLess]

ha ha funny

[loriparker666]

dumb

[r3dshrapnel]

haha I just got it :P

[MyNameIsBucket]

This is like the inside of my brain.

[Suzushisama]

it will take you 5 seconds to read this comment..........

[Afiking]

This one is great :) For it makes sense, I've seen a lot that don't make sense.

Still great mind you.

The strange factor.

[AvsJoe]

@Lmfaoownsall Look through the previous comments and you shall find your answer.

[GrimbleGromble01]

BRILLIANT

[phoenixicarus]

In Soviet Russia, hair cuuuuu .u .u . . . never mind.

[stgm]

This video has been in my "new subscriptions column" since it's been out, even though I've seen it like 30 times.

[echo707]

did you slow it down in post, or just act it out slowly? also what equipment do you use?

[bfirenzi]

@echo707 hey, Brian here. We read it a little slow, but shot it on our trusty Canon XL2 in 60i mode, so that when we artificially slowed it down, it would look better than if we shot it at, say, a more cinematic-looking 24p. Just a helpful digital filmmaking rule of thumb.

[echo707]

bravo

[pleasedontask]

oh i thought he meant getting every single haircut possible...

[JohnnyNova]

Easily my favorite 5SF they've ever made

[Involuntarity]

FINALLY something is being done about that joke

[JamesMorlan]

Kind of reminds me of the sunglasses joke.

[SpamNapkin]

Hey Brian, what's up?

The ceiling annnndddd skkkkyyyyyy *punch*

[Liface]

In German they ask "did you get your hairs cut"

[The39thZone]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­

[xGranmargx]

What everyone secretly wants to do to the guys who tell those jokes.