I came back to this video after watching it years and years ago and I can still say that JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE PATHETIC. AND LOL AT YOU UNLISTING THIS VIDEO. BRB, SHOWING IT TO THE WORLD ONCE MORE.
You don't have to final smash to choose her. You can select her in the character selection screen, and you can taunt combo to break the varia suit. Also, Snake has a legitimate right to be in the game.
dude they have two fire emblem characters and ness is also in the game what the fuck is with the sonic freak screaming and finaly olimar is not a pussy in his game he uses his pikmin for nerly evry thing so that why he does the same in brawl...dumb shit
K. That rant sucked and also, I know its your opinion, but honestly, there's absolutely no way meta knight can be THE most badass character nintendo has, that EASILY be Captain Falcon. "FALCON PAUNCH!" "FALCON KYICK!" it doesn't get any better.
heres the rant summed up so you dont waste your time watching this:PITFUCKFUCKPUSSYMEHFUCK(avgn insults)FUCKULTIMATEPUSSYBADASSFUCK(random anime comments)BLONDEKIDFUCKSHIT(disturbing sonic scene)WHATTHEFUCKPUSSYMEH kids swearing isn't cool,come back to youtube when you reach puberty,actully no never come back fag
...this is probably the worst rant i have ever heard in my entire life...
why do this if you dont know anything about what you are going to say? for almost every single character you say "fuck... i dont know" at one point in the so-called "rant". and you repeat the same thing over and over.
in the king dedede portion, you said "what the fuck" 5 god damn times. and you didnt actually say what made you think "what the fuck".
please stop trying to be AVGN and hit puberty god dammit.
"I would much rather have ness than a blonde kid?!" Really i mean we obviously have both of them but still what the hell does him being blonde have to do with it i mean lucas is way better than ness cuz his side smashes actually do shit and have real power
you need to get the jist of ranting. tends to be a lot faster, a lot more heart felt and a wider vocab beyond the two words 'fuck' and 'pussy'. you should have been able to do this in more like 4 mins. and try to loose the accent, no one likes it.
Worst rant I have ever heard.every thing you said was an insult,you only liked 3 newcomers,Snake doesn't use guns because Nintendo thought it be to violent,and were you jacking off to sonic?also your a FAGGOT and stop stealing insults from AVGN.NOBODY HERE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANIME.P.S.LUCAS,SNAKE,OLIMAR,IKE AND ZSS SAMUS ARE AWESOME.
I do however agree that some of the facts I made were stupid. And this video was realeased the day before it was realeased in japan. So Am I a complete dumbass or a man who does not know any better, I say a bit of both.
hahaha, what a faggot. Wario's bike also counts as a third jump faggot. Lucas pwns, DDD pwns, Olimar pwns. You're just a fag who yells like a lttle girl.
Another Queer, Another complaint. mabye if you're going complain this much you should put down the video games and go back to sucking your lovers dick
Ya, XD some people say that, it was me loosing my breath, I could not belive it with my own eyes, so ya, it was kinda like jerking off to the most heavenly of hentais
Um...excuse me, boy who tried and FAILED to sound cool by swearing. Spare the REAL fans the pain, and check your facts straight, oh and stop saying "meh" or is that too difficult for you, little boy?
Dude, I have played this game for over a week now. None of these characters are as bad as you say. And you can choose Zero Suit Samus by holding down the R button before you start playing as her. Also, the meh characters are really awesome to play as. Even Olimar was better than I thought he would be.
"thank god they have the tight-short wearing pit" you would like that faggot. You wouldn't like a female in a tight blue jumpsuit faggot. Samus not a human? and noboby but you ever thought Samus was a robot. Pokemon trainer is not the biggest pussy you are, btw pokemon trainer is the shit. Correction Boaba Fett is the baddest of all badasses. It's not cool that Metanight is a greasy spick like you. They end in the same letters! you cracked the conspiracy. Pikmin was awesome faggot.I hope you Die
You cant say shit about the characters unless you have acctually used them. And STOP USING AVGN QUOTES! Its not funny when you say them. And stop doing rants like the AVGN. You are not him, so just stop.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHY SNAKE"? Snake is going to be badass. And why are you suddenly against him having a bazooka, didn't you just say it would be awesome if Meta Knight had a bazooka? Snake will be awesome
7.) Lucas
This is why Lucas is awsome:
PK Freeze
His PK Fire goes in a strait line, which is helpful now.
Also *SPOILER* Ness is in the game *SPOILER*
8.) Dedede
Have you seen his attacks? He is acctually pretty good
It does NOT result in your death. The only way it can is if you suck with it. ALso Warioman is so fast and strong! And Wario's Fart attack might be awesome, just give it a chance
2) Zero Suit Samus
There is a way you can start as ZSS just hold the grab button when the game starts. Also if you are samus, you can become ZSS if you press Up Taunt, Down Taunt, and Up Taunt in that order really fast.
He is in no way like Roy or Marth (well maybe Roy because of the fire theme) and also he is not a combination of both of them, he isn't even a combination of either of them. Just because he has the hair doesn't mean a thing. And *SPOILER* Marth is in the game *SPOILER*
4.)Pokemon Trainer
He is not a pussey. He had 9 fuckin smash attacks and 9 fuckin special attacks. Thats kick ass. And it requires skill to use him.
Riding on the motorbike will not result in your death, unless you suck with it. And his fart might be an awesome move, you just have to give it a chance. Also, Warioman is so fast and powerful. Don't jusge a book by its cover.
2.)Zero Suit Samus
Zero Suit Samus can also be obtained by holding the grab button before starting the match. Or if you are Samus, press UP Taunt, Down Taunt, and Up Taunt really fast and you become her.
holy shit.. dude ur a fag... every single comment is a complaint... im sure everyone is like searching around looking for a video about SSBB but u like killed it... u killed the world... ur 10... and cursing dosent make u sound bigger.. dike
Psyga you faggot, most of your complaints are already void, why didnt you wait untill the game was released. Ness is in the game and of all the characters he is the gayest, so its understandable that he is your favorite.
No one gives a fuck, asswipe. No one gives a fuck what you think about Brawl, about Power Rangers, about Naruto, about your worthless life, or any of the shit you talk about. Stop making videos and erase your channel for the good of YouTube because whiny retards like you make this place suck, especially when they're horrifying to look at and barely speak English.
"thank god they have the tight-short wearing pit" you would like that faggot. You wouldn't like a female in a tight blue jumpsuit faggot. Samus not a human? and noboby but you ever thought Samus was a robot. Pokemon trainer is not the biggest pussy you are, btw pokemon trainer is the shit. Correction Boaba Fett is the baddest of all badasses. It's not cool that Metanight is a greasy spick like you. They end in the same letters! you cracked the conspiracy. Pikmin was awesome faggot.I hope you Die
"poopy moves" Get the fuck off my internet. "One Fire Emblem character, and not like, two." HA! YOU'RE IN FOR A SURPRISE. "Pokeymahn Trainer. What a pussy. He's what pussies call pussies." ... "Metaknight->Badass" DARK AND EDGY MEANS HE'S COOL "First we have Roxas, now Lucas?" LUCAS>ROXAS. NEED PROOF? NOTICE LACK OF BELTAN ZIPPAR. "Captain Olimar is the biggest pussy." KILL YOU WITH KNIVES AND FIRE *throws pikmin on you* IT STINGS, DOESN'T IT? DOES IT BURN IN YOUR NETHERS?!!? /CRUISE CONTROL
Also, despite how crappy he is to begin with, you're not the Angry Video Game Nerd. You don't have a fucking reason to fucking say a fucking pile of fucking fucks every fucking other fucking word.
Also, you forgot to mention that Olimar uses his Pikmin to attack, he doesn't attack on his own.
Also, you forgot to mention that Olimar uses his Pikmin to attack, he doesn't attack on his own.
Man, you're 13 and you've just got out of the pokemon phase out of your life to where you are to cool to play Nintendo games and can only appreciate Halo and Grand Theft Auto. You know "bad ass games". Grow up and graduate from Junior High before you rant online about how you're an expert in the field.
Of all the over-reactions to Sonic's inclusion in Brawl that I've seen, this has to be the one that made me want to vomit the most. Faux-masturbating is NEVER cool.
...sweet virgin mother of the ever-loving Parliament Funkadelic Spirit of St. Louis performing stand-up comedy five nights a week at the MGM Grand only making chump change.
I came back to this video after watching it years and years ago and I can still say that JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE PATHETIC. AND LOL AT YOU UNLISTING THIS VIDEO. BRB, SHOWING IT TO THE WORLD ONCE MORE.
KiteStrongart 2 months ago in playlist KiteStrongart's favorites
What do you mean fire emblem had two characters
bucky555able 2 years ago
YOUNG LINK IS A SAV.
prestonmacdaddy 2 years ago
You don't have to final smash to choose her. You can select her in the character selection screen, and you can taunt combo to break the varia suit. Also, Snake has a legitimate right to be in the game.
Megahedron1501 2 years ago
Jigglypuff was a monster in the original.
Megahedron1501 2 years ago
dude they have two fire emblem characters and ness is also in the game what the fuck is with the sonic freak screaming and finaly olimar is not a pussy in his game he uses his pikmin for nerly evry thing so that why he does the same in brawl...dumb shit
bohrokking 2 years ago 2
K. That rant sucked and also, I know its your opinion, but honestly, there's absolutely no way meta knight can be THE most badass character nintendo has, that EASILY be Captain Falcon. "FALCON PAUNCH!" "FALCON KYICK!" it doesn't get any better.
Furbywig 3 years ago
ah yes, I forgot Falcon.
Psyga315 3 years ago
heres the rant summed up so you dont waste your time watching this:PITFUCKFUCKPUSSYMEHFUCK(avgn insults)FUCKULTIMATEPUSSYBADASSFUCK(random anime comments)BLONDEKIDFUCKSHIT(disturbing sonic scene)WHATTHEFUCKPUSSYMEH kids swearing isn't cool,come back to youtube when you reach puberty,actully no never come back fag
bullymusicfan 3 years ago 2
This is the most pathetic video i have ever seen. That says a lot. You can't rant. Pathetic.
Kaulen777 3 years ago 2
sonic is good but y take out mewtwo and nintendo puts in rob how do you do that y wood you do that
alextherocker33024 3 years ago
...this is probably the worst rant i have ever heard in my entire life...
why do this if you dont know anything about what you are going to say? for almost every single character you say "fuck... i dont know" at one point in the so-called "rant". and you repeat the same thing over and over.
in the king dedede portion, you said "what the fuck" 5 god damn times. and you didnt actually say what made you think "what the fuck".
please stop trying to be AVGN and hit puberty god dammit.
schmo51 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i hate brawl and nintendo if ur reading this fuck u
itachi7577 3 years ago
lulz
internetphill 3 years ago
"I would much rather have ness than a blonde kid?!" Really i mean we obviously have both of them but still what the hell does him being blonde have to do with it i mean lucas is way better than ness cuz his side smashes actually do shit and have real power
LaZeRWoLfX 3 years ago
No, I said it as an insult.
Psyga315 3 years ago
Well no duh, avatard: the last dumbass
LaZeRWoLfX 3 years ago
?
you need to get the jist of ranting. tends to be a lot faster, a lot more heart felt and a wider vocab beyond the two words 'fuck' and 'pussy'. you should have been able to do this in more like 4 mins. and try to loose the accent, no one likes it.
woodchip50 3 years ago
You love ranting about bad things and by the looks of it by the reviews.. you suck at it.. lol
eggstrememedia 3 years ago
YOU FAIL MOST OF THEM ARE AWESOME. and dont steal jokes from avgn shit load of fuck
karuk7575 3 years ago
Worst rant I have ever heard.every thing you said was an insult,you only liked 3 newcomers,Snake doesn't use guns because Nintendo thought it be to violent,and were you jacking off to sonic?also your a FAGGOT and stop stealing insults from AVGN.NOBODY HERE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ANIME.P.S.LUCAS,SNAKE,OLIMAR,IKE AND ZSS SAMUS ARE AWESOME.
ytchip21 3 years ago 2
I do however agree that some of the facts I made were stupid. And this video was realeased the day before it was realeased in japan. So Am I a complete dumbass or a man who does not know any better, I say a bit of both.
Psyga315 3 years ago
Ok, This was BEFORE the game was realeased.
Psyga315 3 years ago
hes not the ultimate pussy because the ultimate pussy is YOU LOL!
Chaoz101 3 years ago
Your voice is annoying :D
Chaoz101 3 years ago
hahaha, what a faggot. Wario's bike also counts as a third jump faggot. Lucas pwns, DDD pwns, Olimar pwns. You're just a fag who yells like a lttle girl.
SmashShogun 3 years ago
How the fuck was I soposed to know that faggot.
Psyga315 3 years ago
hahaha
SmashShogun 3 years ago
Another Queer, Another complaint. mabye if you're going complain this much you should put down the video games and go back to sucking your lovers dick
ToastedEgg89 3 years ago 3
fuck i can hear your retainer
ScubaSnacks 3 years ago
I have none idiot
Psyga315 3 years ago
gay
Genowhirl66 3 years ago
did u 4get to eat ur meds b4 making this video?
gotmilk4377 3 years ago
when you are panting when seeing sonic it sounds like you're jacking off and having an orgasm.
StrawberryBarney 3 years ago
Ya, XD some people say that, it was me loosing my breath, I could not belive it with my own eyes, so ya, it was kinda like jerking off to the most heavenly of hentais
Psyga315 3 years ago
wow
your voice
makes me want to put it in and around your moms butt
mmhm
Intothenowhere72 3 years ago 2
You sir, are a faggot.
Cib09 3 years ago
Because hair color + hair style = OMG PARENTS!
LTheLegend 3 years ago 2
'MEH' IS NOT A LEGIT ARGUMENT
Iruriyu 3 years ago
You don't know dick about dick when it comes to these games.
HotBloodedManlyMan 3 years ago
Um...excuse me, boy who tried and FAILED to sound cool by swearing. Spare the REAL fans the pain, and check your facts straight, oh and stop saying "meh" or is that too difficult for you, little boy?
Kazumi1907 3 years ago 4
take the dick outta your mouth faggot
kuaieq 3 years ago 4
You do realize that Metaknight looks exactly like Kirby under the mask, right?
Okay, just making sure.
ChaosAngel999 3 years ago
Yea.
Psyga315 3 years ago
Who is samus? Is she Metroid's girlfriend or something?
I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy, eh final smashes into girls and doesnt afraid of anything.
kungfufish 3 years ago 2
LMFAO!
fattymac21 3 years ago
Dude, I have played this game for over a week now. None of these characters are as bad as you say. And you can choose Zero Suit Samus by holding down the R button before you start playing as her. Also, the meh characters are really awesome to play as. Even Olimar was better than I thought he would be.
slashmaster28 3 years ago
............no..........juat no......
DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH ON THE CHARACTERS BEFORE YOU RANT ON THEM DUMBASSS
ibbetson2 3 years ago
"thank god they have the tight-short wearing pit" you would like that faggot. You wouldn't like a female in a tight blue jumpsuit faggot. Samus not a human? and noboby but you ever thought Samus was a robot. Pokemon trainer is not the biggest pussy you are, btw pokemon trainer is the shit. Correction Boaba Fett is the baddest of all badasses. It's not cool that Metanight is a greasy spick like you. They end in the same letters! you cracked the conspiracy. Pikmin was awesome faggot.I hope you Die
ibbetson2 3 years ago
"The ultimate pussy" lol thats you bro, so fucking gay.
DXcellence718 3 years ago
YOU FUCKING IDIOT. JUST ACCEPT THE GAME AND STOP RANTING ABOUT SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL!!! Just stop this stupid shit.
xxpandamidknightxx 3 years ago
I don't know whats worse, your voice or the voice of Jawsus. Anon is gonna love this!
AkaPie88 3 years ago
with in the first 7 seconds, THE FIRST 7 SECONDS, i stoped this video to type this comment tell you to shut the hell up.
Campingcam 3 years ago 2
haha you fag
TwilightKid14 3 years ago
go suck king dededees dick
HenryNintendoNerd 3 years ago
It's not a metaphor if you say it's 'Like' something. That's a simile, dipshit.
sleeksword 3 years ago
WHY DO YOU LAUGH AT SONIC, hes a icon, also YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hollow334 3 years ago
Your right, I don't know shit about snake at the time.
Psyga315 3 years ago
My conclusion:
You cant say shit about the characters unless you have acctually used them. And STOP USING AVGN QUOTES! Its not funny when you say them. And stop doing rants like the AVGN. You are not him, so just stop.
Bingbong157 3 years ago 2
9.) Pikmin & Olimar
Have you seen his attacks? If Olimar gets a full team of White Pikmin, then you are FUCKED. It will take real skills to master him
Bingbong157 3 years ago
6.) Solid Snake
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHY SNAKE"? Snake is going to be badass. And why are you suddenly against him having a bazooka, didn't you just say it would be awesome if Meta Knight had a bazooka? Snake will be awesome
7.) Lucas
This is why Lucas is awsome:
PK Freeze
His PK Fire goes in a strait line, which is helpful now.
Also *SPOILER* Ness is in the game *SPOILER*
8.) Dedede
Have you seen his attacks? He is acctually pretty good
Bingbong157 3 years ago 2
1.) Wario
It does NOT result in your death. The only way it can is if you suck with it. ALso Warioman is so fast and strong! And Wario's Fart attack might be awesome, just give it a chance
2) Zero Suit Samus
There is a way you can start as ZSS just hold the grab button when the game starts. Also if you are samus, you can become ZSS if you press Up Taunt, Down Taunt, and Up Taunt in that order really fast.
Bingbong157 3 years ago
This was an accident. Sorry for putting it on twice. I thought it didnt work the first time
Bingbong157 3 years ago
3.) Ike
He is in no way like Roy or Marth (well maybe Roy because of the fire theme) and also he is not a combination of both of them, he isn't even a combination of either of them. Just because he has the hair doesn't mean a thing. And *SPOILER* Marth is in the game *SPOILER*
4.)Pokemon Trainer
He is not a pussey. He had 9 fuckin smash attacks and 9 fuckin special attacks. Thats kick ass. And it requires skill to use him.
5)Meta Knight
Halo and a Bazooka? What the hell are you on?
Bingbong157 3 years ago
So many complaints about this video:
1.) Wario
Riding on the motorbike will not result in your death, unless you suck with it. And his fart might be an awesome move, you just have to give it a chance. Also, Warioman is so fast and powerful. Don't jusge a book by its cover.
2.)Zero Suit Samus
Zero Suit Samus can also be obtained by holding the grab button before starting the match. Or if you are Samus, press UP Taunt, Down Taunt, and Up Taunt really fast and you become her.
Bingbong157 3 years ago
Ok, so basicly I over guessed.
Psyga315 3 years ago
Amazing.
ShreddaX 3 years ago
your the biggest pussy of them all
HenryNintendoNerd 3 years ago 6
wow,your an idiot,you are so retarded
gamerboy0812 4 years ago 7
holy shit.. dude ur a fag... every single comment is a complaint... im sure everyone is like searching around looking for a video about SSBB but u like killed it... u killed the world... ur 10... and cursing dosent make u sound bigger.. dike
zerokennyz 4 years ago 7
he sounds like napoleon dynmite
bousie1234 4 years ago
You are such a fucking faggot
deadst4r 4 years ago 3
In during underage b&.
DamnRandall 4 years ago 3
Wow. gtfo.
Rythen2 4 years ago 3
diaf. D:
hakoneko 4 years ago 2
What complete shit. STOP IT WITH THE "meh"S, YOU FUCKING RETARD.
DontCallMeFlorence 4 years ago 3
My ears will never function again.
Chaomeister25 4 years ago
oh god please be trolling PLEASE LET THIS BE A TROLL!
m1k3x07 4 years ago
I am not a troll.
Psyga315 3 years ago
fucking idiot, Metroid's a robot!
bendajamin 4 years ago
People like you live to make life suck. Go eat a dick you retarted mongrel.
Davideogamer 4 years ago
I messed up with the not a human sentence, it was not soposed to be in the sentence.
Psyga315 4 years ago
Psyga you faggot, most of your complaints are already void, why didnt you wait untill the game was released. Ness is in the game and of all the characters he is the gayest, so its understandable that he is your favorite.
BungaloBilI 4 years ago 4
No one gives a fuck, asswipe. No one gives a fuck what you think about Brawl, about Power Rangers, about Naruto, about your worthless life, or any of the shit you talk about. Stop making videos and erase your channel for the good of YouTube because whiny retards like you make this place suck, especially when they're horrifying to look at and barely speak English.
ShvinktaProductions 3 years ago 4
"thank god they have the tight-short wearing pit" you would like that faggot. You wouldn't like a female in a tight blue jumpsuit faggot. Samus not a human? and noboby but you ever thought Samus was a robot. Pokemon trainer is not the biggest pussy you are, btw pokemon trainer is the shit. Correction Boaba Fett is the baddest of all badasses. It's not cool that Metanight is a greasy spick like you. They end in the same letters! you cracked the conspiracy. Pikmin was awesome faggot.I hope you Die
BungaloBilI 4 years ago 5
HOLY DICK I CAN HEAR HOW UGLY YOU ARE
Borakk1111 4 years ago 7
Hearing someone say everyone is meh is really interesting.
Kippington 4 years ago
ike is from the original fire emblem
predatorop999 4 years ago 3
oh. thanks for telling me.
Psyga315 4 years ago
6:28 is the only reason to watch this
1840YOTES 4 years ago 3
i lost it when you got to olimar
kuaieq 4 years ago 3
8.8/10
Gregunit 4 years ago 3
Honestly...get a life or...fucking kill yourself
Elimin8erX2 4 years ago
holy shit your voice is gay
khelpa 4 years ago 2
lol 10/10
randomgtafan 4 years ago
Shut the fuck up, wait for your testicles to drop to form an opinion.
Jirekianu 4 years ago
ur a faget
VahnEnuff 4 years ago 2
Dedede>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sonic
katzinaru 4 years ago 4
I lost it when you started hating on jigglypuff.
Loafedmeat 4 years ago 4
Is he being serious? Lol.
ApatheticApe 4 years ago 3
Geek.
icecubatron 4 years ago
Dedede>Sonic
kklol7 4 years ago 2
Your voice hurts my face. Please kill yourself.
pauridius 4 years ago
Get the fuck off of my internet.
DrunkenSquirrel92 4 years ago
What the fuck didjudjudjudu to Ness, Lucas.
KiteStrongart 4 years ago
Become an Hero.
BlissDevil 4 years ago
"Poopy moves"?
"Samus is a girl, not a robot, not a human"?
No. Just...no.
MasterOfDaFail 4 years ago
Snorlulz 4 years ago
*dies from laughter*
Psyga315 4 years ago
More liek fail, amirite?
Typhoon6666 4 years ago 2
Needs more *Just plain fucking dies*.
KiteStrongart 4 years ago 2
You should really try that.
IThunderboxl 4 years ago 3
Great troll or greatest troll?
ReppunoSynch 4 years ago
heh, marth is in brawl fag.
so is ness.
rayquazums 4 years ago
MARF MARF MARF
1080Peter 4 years ago
Not a robot
Not a human
err...
Sithoag 4 years ago
I like how he takes time during his baaaaawing to swallow his snot.
professors84 4 years ago
FACEPALM.JPEG
Shodil 4 years ago 2
you are a freaking idiot
coolnerd15 4 years ago
OH LAWD
I CAN HEAR HOW UGLY YOU ARE.
JasminLeblanc 4 years ago 2
MARF
barudabird 4 years ago
Dude, DeDeDe is a badass.
VGasshole 4 years ago
have you even played MGS?
metazz 4 years ago
I wonder how his mom would react if she heard her kid. He's gotta be 13 or 14 years old, no doubt.
whybanme 4 years ago
learn how to say s
rickytanisback 4 years ago
You're fucking retarded.
whybanme 4 years ago
...Roxas is Sora you ASs
look AS
burningxdimx 4 years ago
you're gay
xridethelightningx 4 years ago
I like how you make Naruto and Kamen Rider references like normal would know about that shit...
DainInsane 4 years ago
GTFO of the internetz
AshuraAya 4 years ago
NERD.
AbadH 4 years ago
GTFO of the internetz
C0llecter0fS0uls 4 years ago
I hate you so much.
mugwhump666 4 years ago
Fuck youtube. I saw this video. I need a life.
emontyj 4 years ago
I'm a trainer, not a fighter.
uramaget 4 years ago
Well no shit Samus is a woman, she's Metroid's girlfriend. Of course we knew that.
MogandChao 4 years ago
Metroid isn't a guy, it's a where sphere thingy
burningxdimx 4 years ago
Captain Olimar in the game is one reason I must have Brawl.
PowerOnyx 4 years ago
LOL NERD
blackdakkon 4 years ago 2
your voice is so annoying you should probably just kill yourself
darkdexter 4 years ago
You don't even deserve to speak
Alexkiller741 4 years ago
SO UGLY THAT I CAN HEAR IT
LazenKillingUFace 4 years ago
omg you found a pic of tails lolol
gubgubkolkol 4 years ago
You insult Snake? This is why kids should stay off the internet.
psychiczebra 4 years ago 3
The winning phrase:
"It's what pussies call pussies."
Love to see that the guy who made this video isn't ashamed of being a pussy.
AnalJacket 4 years ago 6
Also, despite how crappy he is to begin with, you're not the Angry Video Game Nerd. You don't have a fucking reason to fucking say a fucking pile of fucking fucks every fucking other fucking word.
Also, you forgot to mention that Olimar uses his Pikmin to attack, he doesn't attack on his own.
Also, you forgot to mention that Olimar uses his Pikmin to attack, he doesn't attack on his own.
AnalJacket 4 years ago 6
I like you. You're a gigantic faggot.
anonymouslegion1 4 years ago 10
holy shit i can hear how ugly you are
also
gb2 middle school kid
joxertm88 4 years ago 7
HOLY SHIT I CAN HEAR HOW UGLY YOU ARE
thrillho1988 4 years ago 5
A+++++ video, will watch again.
Renegade222 4 years ago
Holy fuck I can hear how ugly you are.
terribleTerrible 4 years ago 6
samus is a robot
xfollowtehreaperx 4 years ago
No you dumb cunt, his name is Metroid.
RapeFaceZ 4 years ago 5
and what?
falseimago 4 years ago
actually HER name is SAMUS
jamesbedard 4 years ago
facepalm.jpg
Typhoon6666 4 years ago
no...
falseimago 4 years ago
Anyone else hear the microwave in the background?
ilpalazzo9000 4 years ago 2
Man, you're 13 and you've just got out of the pokemon phase out of your life to where you are to cool to play Nintendo games and can only appreciate Halo and Grand Theft Auto. You know "bad ass games". Grow up and graduate from Junior High before you rant online about how you're an expert in the field.
RDawg5555 4 years ago 3
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!
zerosozha 4 years ago 3
Iwata: What a fucking cunt of a child.
Sakurai: (laughs)
Iwata: (laughs)
mechanized37 4 years ago 5
Kill yourself.
Zinglulz 4 years ago
Heh, he sorta sounds like Fogel, from Superbad.
Of all the over-reactions to Sonic's inclusion in Brawl that I've seen, this has to be the one that made me want to vomit the most. Faux-masturbating is NEVER cool.
AkiraNanimoyo 4 years ago
Poopy moves.
Wtftruck 4 years ago
What the fuck made you think this was a good idea? Delete all of your videos and have a long, hard think about how fucking annoying you are.
You should be ashamed you faggot.
mechanized37 4 years ago
RAAAAAAAGE.
Moreau 4 years ago
like some sort of gaygey toda guy
Evan121991 4 years ago
Your voice is so annoying. I wish you to die. 10/10 I raged.
Lambendil 4 years ago
What kind of moron doesn't like Dedede?
And nice lisp fag.
LaymanX 4 years ago
WHDAFUKYOODOTONESS,LUCAS
VGasshole 4 years ago
Goddamn.
no732 4 years ago
lol rage
ProjectTerra 4 years ago
Make...it...stop.
DARKDEATHKILLER 4 years ago 2
...sweet virgin mother of the ever-loving Parliament Funkadelic Spirit of St. Louis performing stand-up comedy five nights a week at the MGM Grand only making chump change.
What. Is. This.
ThatGuyWithTheHat 4 years ago
Pain, that's what.
theguyinthecorner 4 years ago
Christ.
alakazam9891 4 years ago
10/10, I raged.
MENTIONING HIM ALSO MEANS MENTIONING THE DEVIL.
GAAAWDDD
Evan121991 4 years ago 2
god damn it...god damn it
PikachuFox 4 years ago
Are you trolling or something? Please tell me you're trolling.
skillcrab 4 years ago
I SEE HIM TROLLIN'
Hellbacon 4 years ago 2
No I am not.
Psyga315 3 years ago