Porsche 918 Spyder Goes on Sale, Mercedes Hydrogen F-Cell, Woman Hides Drugs in...

[exoticcarlvr22]

Exactly 20,000th viewer! :OO

[Killer86000]

my dads name is frank.....

[kingzach74]

Seriously? Only an 80 mile range? The old EV1s that used to be in California got at least a 100 mile range, and that was years ago! You'd think by now they'd get better range than the EV1s.

[kingzach74]

I agree the Honda Bro would be a much cooler name.

[Oinyea]

ooo ye build that procshe <3

[luckybear0301]

cool car ! i love it

[Loafy23]

How the woman huge vagina ties in to car news:

Her cootch is so big you could use it as a multi-car garage.

and/or

"If you help me find my keys, we'll DRIVE out of here!"

Take your pick.

[kowalityjesus]

derek d, you kick ass

[comedicd]

@kowalityjesus thanks man, i think you kick ass as well

-Derek D.

[TheBlackStig1]

D man, Your absolutly on it ! Standard come back from a raw weekend and smash the first episode, Ow ait dont you and Alex do a show togethe and then mabye make a porno after or something...maybe...:P haha i was pissed when you said the porsche was 845k i bet i mate 10 quid it was goin to be 918...ah well now u owe me a tenna mate, whats your address? ps.From London

[comedicd]

@TheBlackStig1 haha thanks man, much appreciated, but i'm not giving you my address haha

-Derek D.

[kingzach74]

@comedicd What about a P.O. Box? xD

[CastrolSupra12]

I wonder how many missing episodes of shows are in that thing. Hell the entrance to Olympus is probably in that shit.

[CostaRicaTowSurfer]

$845k, but think of all that money you'll save on gas!

[exchangescompany]

so cool!

[NewGameReleases]

what's the point of a supercar hybrid? it's not like you're giong to drive it daily, so it being a hybrid is not worth it

[MickDoohanita]

bentornato Derek :-)

[ironearthboss]

Broseph!

[LIV2RID]

the mega millions is 312 million in california

[mattstar1440]

Why don't more people watch this show!!! I freaking love it.

[Alexwhite1000]

watch?v=kFPjoulP830

[Law19157]

That's insane

[ErikT31788]

Dude I was in Las Vegas too for my birthday, it was on march 17 but I was there Saturday and Sunday!! Haha, ggeaa!!

[ajdbautotech]

she must have just left "THE OFFICE"

[blaziankhmer]

918 untis, not really exclusive like all other hyper cars.

[carlunaden]

Yo bro! that was awesome bro! LOL 

[mondeost2202008]

They should've gave it the price tag of $918,000 just to make it more special.

I'd buy the 918 just to get a free Porsche 911 Turbo S. Once I do get the 918, I'd sell it for twice the price and buy myself a new house.

[lipschon]

I noticed that eveything is so fake in Miami that @ 3:20 the even the Mercedes dealership had to prop up palm trees

[TheDesaster7]

Man...

I love ur show!

[hannurk]

BOGO deal for Porsche ... LMFAO (litterallY) ...What has this world come to...

[theTank77]

i wanna put the rims from the 918 on my 924 lol

[gogmorgoaway]

Talk about smug...

[dreadheadrasta19]

918 spyder looks raw. GOT DAAAM she had all of that. wtf was she thinkin. thats crazy, this had nothing to do with cars but a strory like this u gotta share.

[SammyJ21]

Hahahahaha don't know why I found it so funny, but managed to laugh at Broseph! Nope...? Just me

[eeeen321]

wow, a car show based around cars and talking about cars, good times.... I hated the monday episode. Hump Day girl of the week? Ok! Talking about cars at all, No thanks! Move on fans girls.

The FLD audience is beyond dead to me, I no longer care about any of their opinions, because 95% of them are apparently still waiting to penetrate, or just touch a boob.... I hate perverted dorks on their parents computer.

[joebobbyrobot]

if i win im buying you guys a 918 spyder

[SkpD1991]

you mean i get 2 keys for buying 1??? im so in, who do i call?

[alphamongrel]

I didn't watch the one with alex. It is Derek D or the highway for me, dude.

[fahed2000]

We want Alex

[shintsu01]

170k discount sounds like a great deal!

Gonna save up the cash right away! lets hope we get there by? Uhmmmm......

How mutch will they go second hand?

[aaronbassist146]

5:31 "She could cram you up in there."

xD

[gunloc26]

I bet being with that chick would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

[yuyueyuyue]

wow a free 911....

[D0M1N8R1x]

$845K? they should have just made it $918K. Whats another 70K anyway. Less then 10% more

[zeroswings2]

that must be one stretched, worn out no-problem-havin'-a-baby, hot-dog-down-a-hallway vajay-jay! dude... that's like girl-goatse or something... ewww, just NAST-EEE

[zeroswings2]

@zeroswings2 hairy twatter and the deadly hollow...

[dorantuby]

lmao he said "shit"

[spark300c]

bmw tried a internal combustion engine that ran off hydrogen. It do not take off because hydrogen is expensive to produce. fuel cells are still more expensive the internal combustion. Plus internal combustion engine can run off different fuels. fuel cells make little sense as prime mover.

[barsy07]

ya know DD me and some of my buddies put together a music video parody that i think you would appreciate, you should check it out on youtube its titled

BoB - Beast Mode (Feast Mode Parody)

let me know what you think

[rednut18]

she had kenny up in there

[barsy07]

Sounds to me like this Karen lady had a crazier weekend in Scranton, the home of Dunder Mifflin, then you did in Vegas. Take notes DD, take notes. But were glad to see you back Alex may have been hot, but it annoys me when women are sports reporters, and I dislike them even more reporting car news. Some things are just better left to men.

[riffstar03]

i miss alex :(

though it's good to have derek back.

[skadoodlez]

Fuck batteries, Hydrogen fuel cell vehicles is where it's at :)

[wakojako49]

@skadoodlez no no... you see the problem with hydrogen cars is the mass production of hydrogen. ass of now the mass production of hydrogen is no better than using fossil fuels, because in fact hydrogen is taken from fossil fuels. its kind of similar to electric cars, their not exactly clean they just dump the pollution other where. your best bet are hybirds and i wish some guy would be crazy enough to make a 3.5L V8 twin supercharge 500bhp engine that can go up to 700bhp cuase its hybrid

[randomstough]

i live in thailand lol

[NielvanSteenderen]

DD, Alex is much hotter I agree but you are much funnier. On the whole I would rather watch you talk about cars and watch her in a bikini, no audio required.

[timppa600]

@NielvanSteenderen this should be comment of the week :D

[cdc9906]

I thought Alex said she would be hosting with her contraband stuffed vagina today? I am pissed with this bullshit... Oh an Derek did you find any drug laced vagin while you were in vega? If not, major fail like the new A6 and BMW 650i.

[camelsmaycry]

:(

[realcrown]

sounds like a porno scene rofl

[doggiepowers]

haha i caught the word shit! lol anyways... whats the point of hydrogen if no one across the country has a place to fill it? seriously i'm on an island and the only place you can get hydrogen is at a place i've never heard of. if that's the case how am i supposed to get FOOD! lol

[realcrown]

officer: "if you wanna get outta this you've gotta give it up. zip* what's all this stuff in your vagina?"

[Massacopafeel]

yea that chick tried but she couldnt pull off the scripted jokes. Hope to one day see that 918 Spyder taking some corners. Derek De i think it would be a great idea to see u doing some stuff like the Top Gear guys. I think it would open up the show to more viewers and more money.

[EatmyDust1311]

@Massacopafeel give them $50M per year and they / I will make you some top gear. otherwise, shut up and accept that top gear is not the only car show on earth, and that there is room for others.

[Massacopafeel]

@EatmyDust1311 why must u be rude an tell me to shut up... is it because this is the internet. Sad.. really sad. maybe u should keep ur thoughts to yourself. i wasn't addressing u so leave my comment alone

[EatmyDust1311]

@Massacopafeel people expect every car related show to be top gear. if you want more top gear, A. stop hating and start wathicg tgusa or B. give them a to pgear production budget.. i am not rude, and i have the right to respond to any comment i damn well feel like replying to. my reply was not attacking you and you have no reason to be offended by it... i geuss its people like you that want everything to be acceptable/equal, and gives the kids in last a participation medal. sad, sad, sad...

[citi0rhythm]

vagina woman arrested drugs heroin...

[NGMonocrom]

Imagine the poor police woman who got the task of searching that ho.

How long you think it took to remove every piece of evidence out of her crotch?

[victor111262]

im buying a ticket just cos yall, want to in so now i want to win if i win i wouldn't buy yall shit lol

[001HSV]

Alex was hot you dingleberry Derek D

[ryusenkai]

Alex is hot! You should get a new job! There, hopefully that will get you another $. On a serious note, the map you showed when you mentioned india and china, didn't have those countries highlighted.

[MattButtery]

Derek! Droppin the S-bomb! :D

[damianson]

Derek if you win, can I have a 04 golf r32 XD not much to ask..only 24g for a good condition one

[pjdaprinz]

$845,000? They should have made it $918,000 to match the name.

At those price levels $73k don't really matter.

[poke0043moto]

mom derek said shit and it wasn't censored ! ! !

[jwillautoblog]

glad Derek D is back!!

[southsideny]

AAAHHHH IT'S ... MONSTER PUSSY!!!

[MultiMetalWar]

if porsche was gonna make it 845,000 dollars, why would'nt they just make it 918,000 dollars to be even more clever.

[TheStig126]

im really gay now,

[XenoRacing]

Boo.. Bring back Alex Gizela. :P

[mikalebg]

@XenoRacing Agreed we need Alex

[parm23]

hey fld u mentioned india when talking about that green honda car but when you showed the map u did not have india highlighted wtf is up with that? being punjabi myself i was very offended

[miniboy77]

@parm23 Probably because that was not their picture, just some random off a search engine. Stop trying to create problems and/or racial tension... Go eat a cow

[carranza828]

Holy fucking shit! This episode is funnier than a monkey with no eyes!

[eyelesskiller8]

what happend to Alexxxiaaa!! oooohhhhh yeaaaahh!!

[DerekJ70]

After seeing the comments yesterday, DD you are trying waaaay too hard man, get over yourself. :)

[goldengun74]

what happened to the VW blue sport. is the 918 on that same platform? using diesel instead? im just not well informed. but i do like the idea of a cheaper sporty car to rival the miata.

[JETZcorp]

Algae > Hydrogen

[dukie827]

You guys should have both Alex and Derek host FLD. Seeing as how all the viewers love Alex but also can't give up Derek, it would be an awesome idea. Also, since this is a news show, you have to have a co-anchor, a female co-anchor. Come on Derek, you know we all want this. Derek, you probably just read this comment and said to yourself,"MAN, THIS GUY IS TOTALLY RIGHT!!!!" Yes, I am. Thank you.

[andrestnt]

:( was expecting Alex.

[unit03]

I want some of that 918!

A lil bit disappointed though, I thought Alex G. Is gonna host.

[TheD00Mster]

HOLY SHIT I live in Scranton and I haven't heard about this at all!

[dickcheese663]

Creed Bratton wants his merchandise back!

[PeterMayer]

that 918 is sharp!

[rayselM]

i for one am happy to see ya back!!! reading off screen <<<<<< derek's humor

[miangel9058]

if the

F: Female

B: Body

I: Inspector

Got involved, they probably had a good time getting that out of there, LoL

[lafesta93]

HEY! im from scranton!!

[cammarn123]

@lafesta93 tell your wife to tighten up that pussy... jeez

[gowrishan]

damn... Porsche actually built that thing? wow... now I feel like a real d-bag for being a doubter, thanks Porsche :)

[ottodob]

he said shit, but cant say vagina

[jack390]

SHIT! buy an elecrtic sports, get another porsche free! :O

[shathiso]

big mouth vagina!

[carfan2k2]

you can say shit on the air but not vagina? what kinda logic is that?

[BladeCarver89]

Her vag is the TARDIS, duh!

[eddie360]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....Where is Alex Gizela

[ddnn3]

Who's this ugly guy and what did he do to Alex?

jk btw :)

[eddieweinburg]

Talk about having a black hole for a Pus$y!!!!!!!!!!

[ManKidDudeBro]

3:44

pause

hilarious face

[9Deuce9]

i live in Scranton.... those women are every where here. with their large capacity vaginas. 

[cannarda]

at 4:19 DD says "shit" without being bleeped!

[maxkilla93]

@cannarda because in the begining of the video he said can he say it atleast once without getting bleeped

[miniboy77]

@cannarda It was at 4:15 and wow i didnt even notice because my mind has autofill for bleeps on at all times

[victor111262]

@cannarda actually 4:18

[lafreak291]

@cannarda dont u mean beeped

[slammedintrepid]

alex on thursdays ....loose the fat bald dork

[keyandnut]

Simple comment, if you don't win the lottery can i have a fld t-shirt.

[cesar061605]

UR FUNNY DUDE ,I LOVE THAT PORSCHE!!!!!!!

[phoenixar]

I hope you win the lottery so you can retire happily....and Alex can come back to host FLD.

[CastleRockable]

lol add a free 911 turbo? haha parents buys the car and gives the turbo to their spoiled little brat. i wanna be the brat...

[zmansporscheboxster]

Derek more JF voice please.

[yamikai04]

all of wutang clan was hiding in there.....all 50,000 members

[Rebo8221]

i was thinking make 918 and price them at 918K :P

[hogginlogginslogger]

i guess every one is still thinking of Alex, hehehehe

[hogginlogginslogger]

add sales taxes to 845,000.......nobody, yeah $918,000

[vipermoon64]

get out derek wheres alex

[CrooklynKing85]

I wonder how many livers I would have to harvest to buy a 918?

[bleedforus]

@CrooklynKing85 42 is the answer.

[hteverow]

look at the space between derek's legs. i know it sounds wrong, but it changes color. thumbs up so everyone can see this

[satchboogyfan]

What do you mean Derek

You always look like that

I'm sure you still got more views yesterday

[Mstanglx50]

finally some more work with hydrogen. 

[vandecar15]

@Mstanglx50 bmw did it like 8 years ago with the hydrogen 7

[jwong1208]

Humpday girl of the week for this week: Alex Gizela.

[FictionInfusion]

Yes, we did say that we prefer Alex as the host of FLD and yet here you are. Oh, well. LOL

[FILIPINOCD]

I heard they had you up there LOL

[brownboyzzz]

hydrogen is dangerous if you crash that car ull blow up a block

[MitchDaSnitch]

Haha you guys bleep out the word vagina at the beginning of the video but don't bleep out the word shit at 4:18

[champ1193]

seriously, i feel bad for some of the viewers of this show... they would rather have a not funny, fully dressed, decent looking woman who isn't that great of a host on FLD than Derek D, an FLD tradition

Some of these people need to get out more, because there are plenty of good looking women walking around out there.

And if you don't leave your computer chair, I hear there are some pretty good websites to take care of your needs

[MrAvalanche2004]

Where is Alex the cohost?

[campasini]

derek cant win im going to win!!

[billyboy713]

"how about alex as a cohost? in a bikini? please? I will donate dhgypsy22221's Kidney to have that happen."

[skyboom64]

thank fk the D is back

[nght5tlkr]

The woman must have been a fan of the Hot Chick...

"Oh, I don't have one of those"

[Slacking02]

i wonder at $845,000 what happens if it breaks? im just sayin most of the people that buy them dont drive them but what if? how much are parts after its out of warranty? haha like where do you buy them? dealership? they probly dont make many extras? would they just have to remake the part? ANSWER ME NOW FLD!

[SpeedFreakNO]

Also, if you win, can you get rid of my debt? :( It's making me buying a rope soon, can't get it away. I'll work for you for food and housing if you do :P

[SpeedFreakNO]

Check it, I wanted Derek D back. Just better and less annoying to watch.

Also, the Porsche 918 looks very good, surprisingly :O The second nice looking Porshe. Ever! The previous is the Carrera GT.

[robjla1]

pear shape

[robjla1]

pear

[JonOW98118]

"I heard they found you up in there too" Hilarious episode !

[xAgent0]

WE WANT ALEX!

[gallyun1]

did he just say "shit"?

[JagseerViper202]

i am class of 2013

[krishna110]

scranton LMAO

[302Cleveland]

Really so all that cash and all those drugs as well, It smells a bit fishey to me!!

[RealityResurge]

Hey if you win the lottery and buy everyone in the studio the 918 Spyder, can I have one of the limited edition 911? I will love you forever <3

[bkthunderkatz]

I just noticed they didn't block out the "S" word at 4:18!

[carcrazzy247]

no commenter of the week this week???

[nikothecrazygreek]

lol no your not!

[alexc140x6]

Dude it just means she got banged by a black guy

[DERmrVIKTOR]

Derek, you wont ever be replaced by Alex. Shes hot, but you give the news better.

[id786]

loved the episode today DD, and the JF impersonation. and btw, where the hell are ppl supposed to get hydrogen to refuel the mecs that we will all get to replace the bmws that we currently own? (seeing as every man and his freeking dog has one nowadays)

[nomainreason]

800k for the porsche and you get another 100k porsche as a Bonus? sounds like a cereal offer..

[scootosan]

her vage is a clown car or a slot machine

[crazyviolent69]

im sorry derek d. i dont really want to see u anymore, i want alex

she should host

[forrest822]

if i had the money lol i would buy it

cause it pretty much pays for the 911 haha

[gallarzo916]

Why did they block "shit" @ 5:44, but not at 4:18?

[carcrazzy247]

@gallarzo916 ahaha

[sandking0077]

scranton, from the office

[Pigggyy]

i want alex...

[BiggWormdpg]

Wow, that's a huge vagina. she may call it the F-Cell.

What !? oh, c'mon !!

[DJNastie]

Alex will you marry me?



[AnonymoussourceL0L]

Okay, but will the 918 get 78 mpg like anticipated? doubtful.