7 at last! (God's number)

[AthenaSchroedinger]

Ya know, it never ceases to amaze me how these "christians" always seem to resort to profanity when responding to someone's videos. I also find it fascinating how they all "know" what god is going to do you. Isn't fantastic how they all presume to know the mind of their god? Wonders never cease!

[omri9325]

how can this video be 0 seconds long and 6:44 minutes long?

god must have done it!!!

[ProfMTH]

@omri9325 "god must have done it!!!"

Or it's a YouTube fuck up. ;-)

[doobdoob2]

@ProfMTH Great vids man. Been watching them a lot lately.

I'd like to recommend nonstampcollector's vids if you haven't seen them already. They're very creative and funny. Especially "bible contradictions quiz show", "high stakes intelligent designing", and "what would jesus not do".

[ProfMTH]

@doobdoob2 Thanks. And I'm a big fan of Nonstampcollector's work. :-) If you watch my 10,000 subscribers roast, you'll see an entry from him in it.

[Jaybird196]

The praying mantis comparison comment was a BIT much, really. I'm sure Prof isn't going to consider it okay to eat someone, especially his mate any time too soon. Nibble, maybe ^_^.

[txvoltaire]

Actually, when first saw your “Veritas vos liberat”, I thought it said “In vino veritas”,

another good Latin quote.

[LaerenMisha]

I've always loved how many Xtians will use the "My daddy/big brother will come beat you up" method of persuasion. "Recant what you said now or God will punish you later!" I especially loved the ones where they claim you will falter when coming face to face with their fantasy daddy.

Kinda reminds me of Alia from the movie Dune. "Wait for my brother, baron!"

[ProfMTH]

lol

[MrXalexer]

@LaerenMisha That is same reason why they are Xtian. Just make sure you got your vaccination ;)

[zmaster1972]

you rock!!!! cant wait to show it to my small minded friends!!!!

you go boy

[ProfMTH]

Thanks.

[KokoTwister]

LOL

[PhysicsGuerrilla]

Your logic is always welcome Professor. Happy 7000 subs

[ProfMTH]

Thanks.

[vaea46]

man, i enjoy your clips so much, i got to state, IM very impress with all your clips - but the question is -  Whats NEXT - and when is the new clips coming out. Also have u considered debating, like all these other religious people on youtube. via Christian vs Muslim & Jews - how about Christians debate ProfMTH, now thats what i really want to watch. but i really enjoy your clips

[ProfMTH]

I'm glad you enjoy them.

[evolve749]

@ProfMTH I have to say, for a gay man, you have tremendous taste in women. I mean.............wow. Just curious, have you ever had any issues with any of the models used in your vids?

[Heathenfidel]

The "intellectual bully" comment was especially funny.

[ProfMTH]

Yes, it was.

[fredface23456]

Nice channel and keep up the good work!!! As a former southern baptist turned atheist I really feel gods love from his people when they make ignorant remarks like those. I have some former friends who don't hang out with me now because I'm a "bad influence". They say that I was never a christian even though I know more about the bible, it's history and other world religions then them.

[ProfMTH]

Thanks a lot, Fredface. Some Christians have a seemingly endless variety of defense mechanisms against the truth.

[MiniarHalfshasa]

7000? I'd say "holy crap" but the irony would be too high.

Congratulations on this great landmark, you deserve this.Your vids are always well thought out and fun to watch.

[ProfMTH]

Hey, thanks very much. :-)

[sunergos7]

nice one ProfMTH. love the funk jazz, what is it? Thanks for the insights now I get it!

I wish you Well

[ProfMTH]

It's called "Mighty Righteous."

I wish you well, too.

[kapt1948]

Seems you've touched a nerve with the theist. Congradulations on your sucess. Great videos and very informative. Thanks

[ProfMTH]

Thanks a lot, Kapt1948.

[jay666KJ]

Those comments truly were obtuse. The one that really made me stop was undermine theology. So you ADMIT your belief in creationism isnt based on FACTS, evidence, or anything else. Your simply bias and dont CARE about evidence, then you project your biasness and INSANITY onto us? Pure idiocy, pure projection, and pure hypocrisy. We reject theology because of lack of evidence, NOT because we are bias, LIKE YOU. I hate projection.

[ProfMTH]

Thanks for the comment.

[SpaggyMedia]

What is the name of the piece of music on the very beginning of the video?

Keep up your good work, I subscribed recently.

[ProfMTH]

Thanks. It's from the "Light Cavalry Overture" by Suppe.

[burchdc]

Congrats :) Love the Brief Bible Blunders series!

[ProfMTH]

Thanks very much, Burchdc.

[thedeeliciousplum]

"You and the serpent are in it together." !!! This one made my ribs hurt from laughing!!! You know when you are actually sharing valuable notions when the comments react out as this one did!!!

[ProfMTH]

Indeed. ;-)

[BoneySkylord]

Great collection of Whacky Comments. Plenty of lols.

When CS Lewis wrote "The Screwtape Letters" he was trying to undermine Satan by making him into a joke. But the real joke is entirely on the fundies, they're just so damn funny! But then again, those of us blessed with perception of the bigger picture can also see the pathos of their ignorant blindness.

Congrats on the 7K. You deserve ever increasing success.

[ProfMTH]

Thank you very much, BoneySkylord.

[Loa4EVER]

ProfMTH seemes the crazy ones talk about very much about fag and other words... it could be very funny if Jesus (if he really exists) was gay... I would like to see the reaction of the chrisians xD.

[ProfMTH]

Even the suggestion sends them into a tizzy, Loa4EVER.

[Loa4EVER]

It's true, but how can someone tell this words to other person? I think they should treat you with more respect, of course it's my opinion. But in same time they are free to treat other people like they want but, it's not right. I hope I'm not offend nobody.

[FractalHelix777]

ProfMTH, I would love to see a christian creationist debate an islamic creationist about the veracity of their respective "holy" books...sort of a theological cage-fight. Do you know if this has been done or anyone who could/would set that up? I mean just for me, in my bedroom...just kidding...of course i mean here on YouTube. Or just for me. Whatever.

[ProfMTH]

lol I don't know if it's been done, though I wouldn't be surprised if it has. Some people love the-battle-of-the-holy-books stuff.

[satori137]

There's loads of this kind of crap... just type in "Islam vs. Christianity"... they do this all the time actually, of their own free-will... xP

[trat50]

ProfMTH, Thanks for the great videos! Atheists ask all the right questions, but unfortunately to all the wrong people... Nominal Christianity.

True followers of Messiah would (and do) keep the 7th day Sabbath & annual festivals of Leviticus 23, abstain from pork, shrimp etc. and have no hate for wonderful, inquiring minds like your own. Happy Sabbath!

[ProfMTH]

Thanks, Trat.  Happy Sabbath to you, too.

[LordSavaunt]

Hey Prof is it me, or do these "X thousand subscriber" milestones seem to be happening more and more often than they used to?

[ProfMTH]

It does seem to be happening more frequently, which is nice for a few reasons, primary among them that I get to recommend other channels more frequently and thank people who've been nice to me. :-)

[pranays]

I have been watching for a long time and just subscribe.

Actually for three year I did not subscribe to any channels; and the other night maybe Halloween or a few days before, I subscribed to all the channel I now have at the same time.

Congratulation on the hitting the 7000 mark

[ProfMTH]

Thanks. And I'm glad you subscribed.

:-)

[CaMaster]

Homosexualism....Lol

[ProfMTH]

;-)

[TheEarthAbides]

word up.

[ProfMTH]

lol

[BLOOKAKAKA]

good job!

[ProfMTH]

Thanks.

[JRChadwick]

Seven thousand! I need to steal them from you.

[ProfMTH]

Have at it. ;-)

[NoNcOnFoRMiSt26]

I bet you'd love a spanking from veritas. He's a cutie. lol

[ProfMTH]

LOL! Spankings have never been my thing, but to each his or her own. ;-)

[thankthesnake]

WOW, BIG CONGRATS!!! Please keep doin' what you're doin'. Serpents rule!

[ProfMTH]

Thanks a lot, Thankthesnake.

[Allophyl]

I know this is kind of off topic, but why can't I move back and forth through this video? The time always says 0:00/0:00 and any time I try to move the slider, the video restarts. It does this in both Opera and Firefox. I've never seen this happen on youtube before.

[ProfMTH]

"...why can't I move back and forth through this video?"

A YouTube glitch, it seems. The view counter is also busted.

[DrR0sk0]

Congrats ProfMTH and serpent. Well done!

[ProfMTH]

lol Thanks a lot, DrR0sk0.

[ionz75]

AHHH! The Gayness! It burns!

[ProfMTH]

lol

[ptm5150]

That was just great! You know, the way you use music just cracks me up everytime, brilliant...thanks for another awesome post!

[ProfMTH]

Thank *you* for the nice words. Glad you enjoyed it.  :-)

[rraynor]

Awesome! Always love the subscriber update vids. Those wacky folks and their comments always give me a hearty chortle. Excellent channel, excellent content.

[ProfMTH]

Well, thanks very much, Rraynor. Glad you enjoyed it. :-)

[1Weemaryanne]

Seven thou, very cool, congratulations.

[ProfMTH]

Thank you muchly. :-)

[newmesee]

i love your videos man keep it up and i really love that creationists ignore science that undermines there ideas, and you ignore theology that undermines yours (or some thing like that), i think i might get that on a t-shirt lol

p.s

remember god loves you, but your gonna burn lol

[ProfMTH]

"I think I might get that on a t-shirt lol"

Yeah, that *would* be a great t-shirt. I may do the same.  ;-)

[FunkyJogaBonito]

You just don't understand how difficult it is to maintain a heterosexualist lifestyle, decision, choice, come satanic ritual, these days, prof.

Not having people constantly mention my sexual orientation as if that constituted an argument against my position, and in an effort to discredit me, is truly heartbreaking.

It's tough having to deal with all of the societal privilege that I enjoy, simply because I am a white, middle class, heterosexual, male. 

You *people* just don't get it.

[ProfMTH]

LOL!!

[QuestionsRtheAnswer]

Well played sir, well played. -__-

[ProfMTH]

;-)  Thanks.

[mtsac1]

congrats Prof!

[ProfMTH]

Thanks a lot.

[jvondd]

Congrats on reaching 7,000 subscribers and another amusing video. By the way, say hi to the serpent for me!

[ProfMTH]

I will be sure to say "hi" to the serpent. Thanks, Jvondd. ;-)

[THEREASONABLE]

Well done Prof!

Keep it coming, you homosexualismed intelectualist!

[ProfMTH]

;-) Thanks a lot, THEREASONABLE.

[ToddAllenGates]

Congrats on the well-deserved 7K, and I'm glad you once again mentioned Evid3nce's outstanding "Deconversion" series (I have a playlist of each video in the series: once it's all done, I look forward to re-watching the whole thing from start to finish).

[ProfMTH]

Thanks a lot, Todd. Evid3nc3 has really put together a superior series there. I eagerly look forward to each part. Thanks to you (and a couple of other people) for mentioning him to me. Seems like a very nice guy, too.

[raelAlan]

wow prof i been with you when you had only a few hundred! this is great!!!

[ProfMTH]

Well, thanks for stickin' it out, raelAlan.  I appreciate it a lot. :-)

[monkeybudge]

"Its a given in the story that the original serpent was not the snake of today . His DNA was changed after his deception"

That has to be my favourite . Good work and well done Prof . You deserve far more subs for what must be the nightmare of reading lots of the bible . Oh and can i ask do you have a favourite whacky comment ?

[ProfMTH]

Do I have a favorite? Actually, I have several. In fact, I may well do one of these segments with just my favorites featured.

[nascentatheist]

Outstanding!  Congrats, Prof!

[ProfMTH]

Thanks very much, Nascentatheist.

[shade421]

Congratulations!!!!

I love the wacky comments at the end of the video. I love the whole "stick or carrot"

mentality of the believer. That alone speaks volumes about them!

Keep up that great work!!!!

[ProfMTH]

Thanks a lot, Shade.

[TheEvolver311]

its ironic to hear biblical literalist claim you take things out of context, when they will do nothing but remove the context of the literature to force it to fit to their veiws. individuals who can qoute thousands of bible verses yet know nothing of the actuall context of the story in which they originate. the evangelical types have fostered a modern form of psuedo-christianity by removing all context from the stories and endlessly reoganizing them to fit which ever veiw they happen to hold atm

[ProfMTH]

'Ironic' is certainly *one* word for it, yes.

;-)

[cosmicjackpot]

Congrats again. Tell 'the serpent' I said, "Hi".

[ProfMTH]

Will do. Thanks, Cosmic. :-)

[ajsharkmaniac07]

funny as always you intellectual homosexualist...

[ProfMTH]

lol Thanks, Aj.

[dkshubert]

a very real and hearty lol

[ProfMTH]

;-) Glad you enjoyed it.

[Rationalific]

I don't know your feelings on this subject, but just from what I can tell, thanks to YouTube, the word "fag" just doesn't have the oomph it used to have. In fact, I think that pretty soon, people will have to start thinking up new curse words, because most current ones have been overused to the point of boredom.

[ProfMTH]

I think the word began to lose its sting as invective when gay men began to reclaim and use it. The best way to deny an enemy use of a weapon is to take it and use it oneself.

[MrLeedsman]

Is it too late to be 7001?

[ProfMTH]

It's never too late, MrLeedsman.  ;-)

[YY12341]

As to the coment about taking things out of context...I have never seen anyone give as much context as you do in the Brief Bible Blunders series of videos. You seem to know more or be able to research more about the passages than the christians themselves do. Please keep up the good work!

[ProfMTH]

Thanks very much, YY12341. I certainly try, and I appreciate the feedback.

[Dusty341]

Thanks for the lawlz, I'm still chuckling over those comments:)

[ProfMTH]

Glad you enjoyed them. ;-)

[Fatologist666]

prof keep it up.love your vids

[ProfMTH]

Thanks a lot, Fatologist.

[Cyrathil]

So... has Yahweh been holding his breath for these past 6000 years then? Maybe that's why the rapture ain't coming; he collapsed millenia ago.

I also love the claim that theology has any basis on reality, just because it's theology.

I wish I could make the subscriber rate go up just to get more of these wacky comments. It's always fun to watch.

[ProfMTH]

"I wish I could make the subscriber rate go up just to get more of these whacky comments."

;-) They can be fun. Thanks, Cyrathil.

[sthebg20]

Homosexualism.....Let's just add that to the fucktard dictionary, right next to evolutionist and darwinist.

[havntthslightst]

lolwut?

[ProfMTH]

"Homosexualism....Let's just add that to the fucktard dictionary...."

LOL.

[spinacznyc]

and bible right next to lord of the rings in library

[loveisallneed]

Man, I always hated those bullies, you know the ones that did their homework and knew the right answers. Dog Turd! LOL

[ProfMTH]

lol

[Zakdayak]

Yeah, what was that music? Maybe I could use it in a vid myself....

[ProfMTH]

It's from the Light Cavalry Overture by Suppe.

[ProfMTH]

Unless you meant the music during the comments. That was "Mighty Righteous" by The Fantastics.

[smalltownatheist]

Yay! That was fast.

[ProfMTH]

Yeah, I didn't even realize it had gone over 7k until someone sent me a message.

[HecticSkeptic]

Grats Prof!

What was the music during the whacky comments section? I really liked it.

[ProfMTH]

Thanks. It's called "Mighty Righteous" by a group called The Fantastics.

[garshfunkle]

well done, prof.

as im posting this comment, the number of views is 302 and the number of comments is 374.

I think that says something about the discursive nature of your wonderful channel

[ProfMTH]

lol Actually, it says something about YouTube's screwed up counters. But thanks, Garshfunkle.

[patienceking]

Tell me more about how awesome I am for all my effort in continuing to be subscribed.

[ProfMTH]

You're the awesomest.

[0platypus0venom0]

Mired in heterosexualism, eh? How long has it been since you last showered?

[ProfMTH]

lol

[Lucky7Wolfin]

Wooooo wooooo!! Wtg Prof (The Bully) MTH!!

hehe

[ProfMTH]

lol

[TheAist]

oh man, you always seem so nice. why do they call you an asshole? are you secretly cussing them out in PM's? its ok, you can say it, i do it all the time :)

[ProfMTH]

It seems that knowing the Bible and Christian doctrine but *not* being a believer qualifies one as a bully. Translation: I recognize the bogus claims some of our apologist friends make and I call them out about them.

[QualiaSoup]

Congratulations, Prof! As one of my very favourite YouTubers, your popularity is *always* something to celebrate. ;^>

I couldn't agree with you more about Evid3nc3. Outstanding and powerful work, not to mention one of the loveliest guys you could hope to meet on hear.

Here's to your next 7000!

[QualiaSoup]

*meet on HERE. It must be later for me than I thought...(!)

[ProfMTH]

"I couldn't agree with you more about Evid3nc3. Outstanding and powerful work, not to mention one of the loveliest guys you could hope to meet on here."

Absolutely, Qualia.

Thank you very much. It's always good to hear from you, my friend. :-)

[fragglet]

I burst out laughing at the "intellectual bully" comment. Then again, maybe if people think that you applying your intellect is equivalent in force to a physical beating by a policeman, perhaps you should be flattered in a way.

Congratulations as always! I remember that when I first subscribed there were only around 100 subscribers. It's great to see more and more people watching these videos.

[ProfMTH]

The analogy to the police offer "bullies" told us a lot more about the person commenting than I suspect he or she intended to reveal. ;-)

Thanks, Fragglet.

[ProfMTH]

And thanks for being around from the start!

[somtwo]

lol Prof, you bully! Fantastic!

[ProfMTH]

;-)

[spaderace5]

Congrats prof!

Great prof, now I know we have different taste in men so we don't have to compete. He's cute, but not my taste.

You and the serpent are in cohoots (or however it is spelled), Prof? Sound serious :)

[ProfMTH]

"now I know we have different taste in men so we don't have to compete"

LOL!

Thanks a lot, Spaderace5. ;-)

[a2zdiy]

Oooohhh, along with homointellectualism(!) I accuse you of reasonablenessism, fairnessism, accuracyism, and possibly worst of all, honestyism!

Take *that* you heathen!

d;^>

[ProfMTH]

lol

[NoTrueScotsman]

Vertitas48 will be "taking his channel in a whole new direction."

Hahahahahahahaha!

[andretaff]

HAHAHA, I didn't know about Prof's channel until I saw Veritas48 last video. Tnx Veritas48 :)

[ProfMTH]

Thanks to Veritas indeed.

[LostSubsForever]

Can I subscribe twice? Good work as always le Prof!

Oh, and homosexuals bite off the heads of their mates? Never knew that :P

[ggab7768]

Bite off their heads?

I've known a few that nibble on it a little.

[ProfMTH]

News to me, too, LostSubsForever. The things one learns on here, eh? 

Thanks a lot.

[andrewrberkshire]

You've been bullying people intellectually Prof? My how things have changed since I've been away. Those crazy commenters just find you too gosh darn mean.

[ProfMTH]

lol Young Mr. Berkshire, how are you, good sir?

[andrewrberkshire]

I'm very well, although I've really come close to abandoning the videomaking... I've become far more involved in sports writing here, so my time is less available. How have you been?

[ProfMTH]

I've been good. Busy, but good. You had better not totally abandon videomaking.

BTW, my partner and I are planning a trip up your way next summer. I'll fill you in on details when the time gets closer and we know the details. :-)

[andrewrberkshire]

I'll try not to, it's just been tough to get motivated to do it lately.

That's really exciting! You'll have to pm me with details at some point!

[ProfMTH]

I definitely will.

[gerbs96]

I'm doing a rather spirited golf clap for you prof, you deserve it ;)

[ProfMTH]

Well, thank you very much, Gerbs.

[Onodera1980]

Congratulations. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving channel. What a great pick up line! 7000+

[ProfMTH]

"What a great pick up line!"

LOL.  Thanks, Onodera.

[stagism]

Stupidity does seem to be the norm for the YouTube Christians........

[Gorteenminogue]

I wish I had the intellectual capacity of a dog turd :-)

[TimCubUAkbar]

Hooray for Homosexualism! What 52% of people in Maine don't know is that we actually are on a campaign to take over the world. There's no escape, and resistance is futile. They've got two choices: Submit to the big gay cock, or die trying.

[ProfMTH]

Perhaps if the "No on 1" folks have made buttons and bumper stickers setting forth the choice in that way, the vote would have gone differently.

[Craigipedia]

haha... I mean, I don't want to have to die trying, but the big gay cock would certainly worry me haha... maybe I'd submit and just convince myself to get over it after the incident

[MagnusIan]

Veritas is giving out spankings lol

Homosexualism? Well there's a new one XD

[lexmurphy]

lol, nice one

[ProfMTH]

Thanks.

[beriukay]

Did you guys read what I just read? ProfMTH is going to go to Jesus as our Savior. Congrats for being our savior, Prof! I knew you had it in ya.