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  • is that a mullet?

  • Wow, you surprised me, you actually vlog as well as post educational materials. However, you're the perfect weight, I'd love to have meat on my bones. I hate the whole "fat" stereotypes, it's stupid, and deadly since the medical community uses it for diagnosis in place of tests.

    Marketing has devolved to match the ignorance of most consumers, it feeds on their laziness to actually look into what something is. LOL Great rant.

  • go fatties dude we should all band together and let the bodies hit the floor of those skinny bitches!! lmao

  • @SmileyPsycho1 You'll have to catch us first! XD

  • @Chayraz2 hahaha nice one haha lmao that shit made me crack up

  • Atleast you don't have sin.

  • He does know that you chose the items you buy no one is stealing your money and giving you crap.

  • 0:59 thats how he ate pekka's dick sicko

  • you come out with that creature at 0:24

  • and you come out with - 0:24

  • 0:00-0:01 

  • You ever go to the store - for a haircut???

  • @pinkthunderwonder You ever go to his channel - to see his haircut?

  • @hanspeterpitsch Kiss my pussy

  • @pinkthunderwonder "Oh, you're right, I'm stupid" would have done it.

  • @hanspeterpitsch Naw, i'm in need of oral. Oh wait, you rather suck his dick.. hmp. Never do I check his channel. Zone off.

  • @pinkthunderwonder Well then get oral, cunt. Rather than spewing stupid shit on the internet.

  • @hanspeterpitsch UHHHHHH I have a girlfriend i'm seeing this summer. Yes, i'm getting oral and giving it, to HER, not HIM. idiot.

  • @pinkthunderwonder Well I can say the exact same thing except I replace summer with today.

    "where do you get dick sucking in this?"

    You started that sucking his dick thing, not me, but I guess you forgot that already.

    So who's the idiot? Hint: you.

  • @hanspeterpitsch You're dumb.

    I was simply questioning you.

    Again, you're dumb.

    Fuck the. hell. off. If you can't shoot yourself! Do something!

  • @pinkthunderwonder wow, intelligence fail. Haha what an idiot. Don't cry, it's gonna be alright :)

  • @hanspeterpitsch Intelligence fail on your part, you don't give a reason why it was.

  • @pinkthunderwonder I said it before but you didn't get it, so why repeat myself? This is getting rediculous. Have a nice one, bye

  • @hanspeterpitsch See ya! Don't like ending on wrong terms, okay! So have a nice one as well, bud

  • @hanspeterpitsch I just don't like him cos of what he did to Pekka... where do you get dick sucking in this? The only dick i'd suck from youtube is Pekka's... wowoowow.

  • @pinkthunderwonder And just beause you dream about sucking his dick doesn't mean I do the same, don't project your desires on to me, bitch :)

  • @hanspeterpitsch You're filthy. Gtfo..

  • @hanspeterpitsch Fade*

  • If your town has an Aldi you should shop there. All of their products have a picture of what they will look like after you cook them. Their products also taste great and every time I go there other than some other place I always save like $45. Shop there or I will eat your soul. (:

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  • I have a different problem... I go to the store to buy milk and bread, and come home with bottle of whiskey and soda...

  • wow

  • TJ.... That's a terrible haircut

  • @BarlowFoSho lmfao xD its so bad

  • *concentrating*

    Milk, Bread, Laundry Soap. Milk.Bread,Laundrysoap. Milk, brea---oooohh *shiney*!

    :D

  • Thanks for fuckin reminding me I had a new package of Oreos that have yet to be eaten in one setting.

  • what's your job? seriously you look like you have a lot of free time no offence :p....

  • @WAFFLELOVER921 He gets paid to do this

  • XD Oh my god...

  • brilliant

    

  • Where is the so called intelligence and science of the atheist movement? Assigning simplistic answers to everything it seems.

    Why are we fat? The processed foods we eat?

    Why are many children already born PRONE to obesity?

    Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals

    LEARN something

  • @EquitesVeritatis Atheism isn't a movement, tard.

  • @EndoNGB Yeah communism wasn't a movement either right? forcing everyone to think the same, no God, or gods, supernatural exist, no culture that comes from said religion (if you're white I can't expect you to understand what the world culture mean seeing as to how you aren't allowed to have one lol).

    atheism is just another attempt at communism, the marxist freaks are still around and pushing :P

  • @EquitesVeritatis Atheism is another attempt at communism? No one is forcing you to be atheist. There are however plenty of people trying to force you to be a christian. Thats just about every one who is christian. If you are a white or black American, people will always give you shit if you're not a christian. Yet no atheist any where on earth is forcing they're beliefs on any one. And wtf do you mean whites aren't allowed to have a culture.

  • @MrDullmop Watch any TV? Read the newspaper? Its constant religion bashing. I can't watch TV for 15 minutes without seeing nonstop nonsensical liberal indoctrination. All bias bullshit, eg Big Bang Theory where Sheldon mimicks his religious mom being close minded.

    In reality much of scientists today ride on the coat tails of Christian, Judea and Muslim's most faithful scientists, mathematicians etc. Still this is not acknowledged

  • @MrDullmop as to your "And wtf do you mean whites aren't allowed to have a culture. "

    Whats white culture? Outside of following the latest liberal whackos like Napoleon, Lutheranism, Marx, Engels and Trotsky, Scientology etc?

    Or smoking pot? (Democrats want to legalize that in USA? Liberals here in Canada want to legalize that LOL), Drinking? Swinger's clubs? Hollywoodism? lol :P

  • @EquitesVeritatis Yeah true the media and pretty much every Hollywood celebrity is trying to Liberally indoctrinate you. They preach tolerance for other religions while singling out Christianity for attack. Liberals are hypocrites

  • @jowbowcow Finally, someone that sees it for what it is.

  • @EquitesVeritatis Lol bro its not just me. Anyone can watch Hollywood celebs and see they are living in a bubble of their own self worship!

    Its pretty pathetic if u ask me

  • I learned in marketing class that all the basic supplies are hidden deep within the store, so you have to pass next to all the excess and be tempted to dump them into your cart.

  • Oh my god, I love you.

    <3

  • haahaahhhhahahahahahahahahhaha

    i laughed

  • thank you...thank you.

  • You can't blame you're weight on the stores! If you're fat then it's you're responsibility to get some exercise and stop eating so much!

  • @JiffGomez No! I solely blame cheez sticks for my man tits!

  • lol so true

  • @ thecellarat I'm not fat, I'm American I just don't eat junk food. Simple. At the amazing jackass. What happened to your hair? mullets went out with billy ray, even he doesn't wear one now. It's called impulse buying! What exactly are u trying to achieve by making these videos? You act like a kid without your Prozac. God should thin the herd.

  • Soooooo, your saying I wasted my money on this brand new AC that's 50% cooler?

  • @ZADER4427 Well do you find it a waste of money? If not, then no.

  • @ZADER4427 Needs to be about 20% cooler.

  • holy fuck TJ got a bad haircut that year

  • man, little john got fat :*(

    

  • i wish you were 25% quieter!

  • It's 25% quieter than not having a fan.

  • About the food that looks better than it is. A company makes plastic models of restaraunts food and sells it to restaraunts and that is what you see on the menus of McDonalds to even Denny's and that's why the food on the menu looks better.

  • 976 people are fat.

  • If you buy crap food you get fat. If you believe adverts trying to sell you shit are going to truthfull then your stupid. If you blame other people for problems only you can solve then your in denial. If your fat stupid and in denial then chances are your amercain

  • @TheCellarat Wrong, if you don't exercise, you get fat but everyone is so fucking lazy these days so they change the way they eat instead of their exercise.

  • @mastercatsman

    Nutrition is way more important then exercising.

    Its about 80% nutrition/ 20% fitness

  • you really gotta stop making videos if you're gonna get all crazy. you're liable to give your self a heart attack if you go on like that. ; ) not that i disagree with you, mind - but one of these days your head is gonna explode...

  • @BlueAbyss66 One third of Americans is "we". Like you calling him a festering pussy is going to make him get up and work out? No, he's already admitted he's too lazy to do that, but you obviously only watched this one video because you're too narrow minded to do otherwise. Take charge of your 3 brain cells.

  • Supermarkets actually arrange the groceries in particular ways to make you buy shit you don't need.

  • You are Fat and Ugly...be thankful that you are Fat because if your were not you would only be Ugly.

  • @hammerogod You're an idiot....

  • @jayc342009

    Well, at least we have something in common.

  • FAT POWERS, ACTIVATE! Okay, that was fuckin stupid...

  • I love how you have Coke Zero on your desk.

  • WTF

  • You're fat because you're dumb. Fast-food's exist in the whole world, not just in america, japan has them too and they're allot slimmer. But you want to say that it's mc donalds fault that you eat like a pig. Yeahhhh, they're accountable, of courssssss.

  • @marketanarchist2011 What about GM beef in America? The only place in the world where this type of beef is permitted. What about the portion size in America? It's bigger than the UK, at least.

    What I got from this video was that it was thought provoking, interesting and humorous. You seem to have missed the point a little as you seem to have deduced that he is making excuses for his weight which clearly isn't the case. He's picking up on thoughts that have occurred to him to ENTERTAIN.

  • u remind me of that pussy from sons of anarchy, wat was his name..... oh yera jaxass

  • The reason people are fat is because they spend their time on youtube watching fat people talking about being fat instead of exercising.

  • you're fat because a banana blockage occurred!

  • @TheBrainEnema bitch please, you can't beat his arguments so you go for the banana joke. Why don't you just say he's fat and white, keep stating the obvious you dumbass

  • @TheBrainEnema Go die in a fire you dumb woman.

  • @wolffromsteam <=3 :)

  • I'm not fat because I got AIDS.

  • TheAmzing Athiest is not fat or chubby.

    He is a fucking fatso who likes eating fag food.

  • @90talisten Derp contradiction. You're a fucking genius.

  • Ahhh the virginity is strong in this one....

  • Haircut!!!!

  • I want that shirt I desperately need it, gimme gimme NOW....... NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!! >:O ( CRAZY FUCKING RAPE FACE)

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  • he looks like prince fucking valiant there hahahahahha

  • "New & Improved!"...

    If it's new what is it improving upon?

  • Also, don´t hate on him because he´s an atheist, cause you only give him 1 extra comment, that means extra search rate for him...

  • They mostly put all the wanted stuff in the back row, behind the dilicious snacks.

  • All I can say is virgin

  • Dude, you're not fat. You are obese.

  • Does he post these vids to ensure he will never see pussy again in his life?

  • You should make a vid about how overrated RWJ is.

  • Dude, you're not fat. You are obese.

  • your hair is fucked

  • Or bananas instead of apples.

  • It's weird, I don't have any of these problems at all. I just take my shopping list and buy what I put on the list. Might switch it up a little and get chicken instead of beef or asparagus instead of broccoli.

  • I dont have money for food that why i am not fat ;)

  • ''Why we're fat''

    Because food is fucking awesome.

  • "The store is evil." Just like all those other big corporations who make all those fantastic products that make your life, you know, livable? Your retardation astounds me.

  • @MrBigDrummerMan But they sell them for (usually) a 10000% markup price

  • Screw you alex awwwww did all the cpaitalist dogs tell you that, that lie about communism. Last time I checked you get the same ammount ofm oney each year to buy food and stuff. YOur just basing it on north korea cos your a dick !!!!

  • hes fat cus he put beenanas up his anal.....true story

  • That hair for t he win

  • you're obese because you're dumb and you don't know what real food is

    and you look like a confused highschool lesbian

  • Lol you mean "Why I'm fat" you banana fucking faggot.

  • @cjackson013 LOL

  • @cjackson013 You are pathetic, i bet you've posted these kinds of comments on 50% of his videos in order to feel better about yourself.

  • Guy 1 : I am the official Floor Manager of my Electronic Assistence and Service Company!

    Guy 2 : So... you'r a janitor at a repair business. Your life must suck.

  • @Xelights Lol, you're a fan of TheAmazingAtheist's videos too?

    Awesome.

  • @EliroX904

    Not really, I watch most Friend activity videos :P

  • *Starts chewing mah mantits*

  • Love hearing you mock a southern accent while sporting a mullet

  • The reason why people are fat is because of their lifestyle. Eat less, eat better and move more.

  • oh ...... my........ god.

  • i became a christian after seing your haircut.

  • @50centpb7 ha ha

  • Even by your standards, that is a terrible haircut.

  • This is a terrifying portrait of life without God.

  • @stallion4life No.... Sorry just no

  • @stallion4life God is a cunt.

  • Am I the only one left who can go into a store and get what I originaly wanted?

  • Screw you buying tones of shit,screw Capitalism, FOR COMMUNISM !!!! 

  • @mfchaosfilms

    In communism, you starve to death. At least 100 million people intentionally purged or starved to death by their own governments by communist regimes.

  • 25% quieter

  • People are fat because their f****ng lazy... simple, I can say im not the fittest person on earth, hell not even the fittest in my house but I dont weigh half a tonn like some people, your fat because you eat too much, if you sit on your ass all day you dont need the same ammount of food as an olympic athlete like alot of americans eat, I have about half as much food as my friends but do half as much in general, im skinny because I eat the correct ammount,

    Fat people are just greedy...

  • @mrh112 STFU!!! By your standards its safe to say you're adumb-ass cuz' your shit doesn't make sense. Some people are fat because of genetics as well. Some people are thin and they're lazier than a motherfucker. We know now that several factors determines whether a person gains weight or not. What about people who struggled for years working out before they eventually loss weight? Were they lazy? Okay, you're not a dumb-ass, but have some more understanding before typing shit you...you...ah!

  • @xcalic3600

    I take it your a fat ass then... genetics is the worst excuse I have ever herd anyone say in weight, if your genetically challanged the same rules apply EAT WHAT YOUR BODY NEEDS, if your genetically prone to weight gain DON'T EAT AS MUCH AS SOMEONE ELSE... its pretty common sense to be honest, well done on your skinny firends for having a high metabolism but just because he can eat a big mac a day does not mean you can...

  • @mrh112 No. I was overweight because I liked to eat. But I'm not fuckin' lazy. I don't need to lie about having a six pack on Youtube. Why? Cuz' having a six pack ain't mean shit. You jus' gave kudos to a fast metabolism and bashed genetics as an excuse. What an oxyMORON. Nothing's wrong with eating if you work hard and provide for yourself. I'm a labourer here in the tropics. The sun's hot. Concrete mixed by hand. Power tools? Fuck that. Your back is the power tool. So don't call me lazy.

  • @xcalic3600

    well... ok your confusing me now "No. I was overweight because I liked to eat. But I'm not fuckin' lazy" ok... so yuo were overweight but weren't lazy, so what? you were still fat because you "liked to eat", as said yuo probably had enough food to keep you active but then just 20% more than you needed, that makes you fat,

    I cant understand what your argument is, I didnt state an oxymoron I aid if your body works differently adapt to it and eat what YOU need, whats the fuss about?

  • @mrh112 Some people like weed. Some like beer. I liked a piece of chocolate when I was a teen. I got older and began working hard as a motherfucker and doing my home workouts as long as the sun didn't kill me that day. We eat alot of starches here because imported grains and meat are expensive. Most could afford 2 strachy meals per day. Get it:? I'm 5 11" - 196LB. Not massively overweight. I jus' hate being called lazy when I labor so damn hard! Why is society forcing us to get a 6 six pack?

  • @xcalic3600

    I see now, your talking about being fit not just being healthy, im not overweight but I dont have a six pack, hell my muscle is pretty low on the tone side, what was this discussion about anyway? thats right being fat, well I think weve gone off topic here so I think this talks over,

    Im just saying being fat is a life choice and you have control over it, do you think people in africa are naturally fat, some people are starving, I dont think they are "genetically" prone to it.

  • @xcalic3600

    I see now, your talking about being fit not just being healthy, im not overweight but I dont have a six pack, hell my muscle is pretty low on the tone side, what was this discussion about anyway? thats right being fat, well I think weve gone off topic here so I think this talks over,

    Im just saying being fat is a life choice and you have control over it, do you think people in africa are naturally fat, some people are starving, I dont think they are "genetically" prone to it.

  • @mrh112 When you said that fat people are fat cuz' we're lazy, I felt offended cuz' I'm fat but I'm not lazy. Most people are fat because they don't exercise, but even that doesn't necessarily mean they're lazy. Some people eat poor diets and are lazy fuckers. I have an enemy of mine who's exactly that. He works nowhere at age 36 with 2 daughters. We're both fat guys but I'm in this fucked up Caribbean sun working my ass off. I'm saying that being overweight is more than being lazy and greedy.

  • @xcalic3600

    beleive me the majority of people are fat because they are lazy, and you aid it yourself greedy, you work hard so your probably not obese just a bit beefy which is sometimes a natural body shape (like my dad, he just looks fat when hes purfectly healthy).

    If you had less food and worked as hard as you say you do you probably would have a six pack by now, you probably do have alot of muscle just coverd by fat because you eat just 10-20% more than you burn off.

  • @mrh112 Well I do have alot of muscle because I lift weights more than I do cardio. I'm a smoker. They say gaining muscle would make you loss fat. What bullshit. I'm a fat guy with huge shoulders, arms and back. Kinda like E. Honda from street fighter. Pot belly, but the outline of my abs are there. Huge chest.......lil moob action though. Big shoulders and arms but they're not cut. I'm strong like my dad. The old fool built a 4 bedroom home on his own at age 59. That ole slavery blood ya' kno

  • @xcalic3600

    sorry about the crap grammar, my keyboard is useless.

  • people are fat because they are LAZY i eat like 3 or 4 bigmacs a day and i weight 160 pounds b4 i started working i ate less and i weighed more around like 180

  • who look up 1991 ford tempo?

  • he makes a good argument for as to why a lot of people indulge themselvesin garbage. Food artists truly make bank doing what they do. he does not, however, make what I would call a convincing argument for why so many people are fat. Most overweight people I know do not eat a lot of garbage, or anything else, for that matter. One friend, when having pizza, will eat one slice, and call it a day. ONE! I have another friend, who is rail thin, who will spend two days eating 4 boxes of cookies!

  • i eat a lot a day but i work out an hour each day and im a little chubby so i should cut down on food but its just so irrestable

  • Someone should take a picture of his haircut and send it to him now with a cool annotation on it.

  • yes, you're weak

  • That haircut is fucking hideous

  • i always tell myself that i'm gonna be a new person........starting the next day

  • everytime i see this thumbnail, i chuckle at his hair cut

  • We're fat because we are addicted to high sodium high sugar, junk food. When you eat processed shit your body craves more and more, and you cant stop eating. Why you think food companys put so much salt, sugar and chemicals in their food? So they have a nation of super fat consumers who are addicted to their shit. I dumped junk and processed food 100% and ate 100% natural and lost 100 pounds and kept it off. Try it buddy you'll be amazed how much fat you drop. Junk food is for losers believe it.

  • Rename the vid ''why i'm fat'' plz ty.

  • Because were boring!

  • I agree that we are all very stupid. But my solution is to take personal responsibility and be smarter. I no longer buy hundreds of dollars worth of crud from the store. Self control, we all need to learn it so we can win the war against the super corporations

  • wearing shorts and if he stops he is hit by guys with sticks, when he comes back he has to have another ice cold shower and is given more mueslie and pineapple juice to drink, then he is allowed to go to sleep but on the ground outside, then he is woken up at 6am the next day and he do same thing again, he do this for seven days a week for a whole year, then he will be given a certificate and allowed to leave.

  • until 4pm before that he will be made to have anpother ice cold shower after his run and will be given more meusli and pineapple juice to eat and drink, at 4pm however we will make him climb up a 30 foot tree and down again, he must do this twice, then we put him in a combat training where he is surrounded by 4 guys who kick and punch him for 5 minutes, he is encouraged to fight back, if he doesnt fight back he has to climb up and down the tree again, then he is taken on another ten km run only

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  • Going to the store with the munchies doesn't exactly help either. Can't exactly blame the stores for that though. o.O

  • FEED DA BEAST, FEED DA BEEEAAAST!