super mario dumbass ep2

[jbwhite1990]

Why does this guy sound like Adam Sandler?

[OfUnreasonable]

Mario = Cartman

[killerhos]

sometimes you sound like that guy from the pharmacy in family guy. lol I like your video I might make one like this to.

[01mrsad]

UR VOICE IS COOL

[01mrsad]

add me as friend i love ur vid

[hyper50001]

@blackmage0 what the name of this mario game?

[blackmage0]

@hyper50001 it is super mario world for the gba, it was originally on the snes but it got ported to the gba as well

[hyper50001]

@blackmage0 but wat I mean is that is it Super Mario 3 or 2?

[blackmage0]

@hyper50001 its super mario 2 for the gba

[hyper50001]

@blackmage0 thanks but anyways keep making those funny videos and remember ingnore those comments their just new youtube users

[fanofcosmoseedrian]

@blackmage0 no its super mario land for the fucking super nintendo sutpid people

[hyper50001]

@blackmage0 dude your videos are good and funny i have no idea why people rate your video down its good video

[blackmage0]

@hyper50001 well thank you very much, i do live for these comments, where someone actually likes my videos, they arent that bad considering what alot of people think about them, well all i can say if fuck them and power to people like you

[hyper50001]

@blackmage0 remember the comments that people leave bad comments ignore them they are just newbies so remember do keep beliving in yourself

[hyper50001]

good video!

[astristrostredes]

die mutafaka die

[blackmage0]

@astristrostredes retards first, oh that would be you, and its spelt "MOTHER FUCKER"

[ManjoKazooie]

this SUCKS.

[blackmage0]

@ManjoKazooie and you suck DICK!

[ManjoKazooie]

@blackmage0 Orly?

[blackmage0]

@ManjoKazooie Ya rly

[ManjoKazooie]

@blackmage0 Well, sir, while I may not agree with what you say, I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

[ManjoKazooie]

@blackmage0 Btw, if youre going to post a video that has a tag under "funny" you should at least attemp to make it SOMEWHAT funny. also, have you seen Spatula Madness? You sound like the guy who shows the main charecter the dolphin with the clocks on it.

[ThePicofan]

i can imagine mario doing this if bored.

[lol666]

haha

[Ephaleem]

*number of major European cities.

Also, who was waiting for this second episode? I'm dying to know.

[blackmage0]

well why did you end up watching the second episode of this?? you have to just learn to shut the fuck up and understand that life hates you, understand that you didnt have to watch this video nor did you have to continue watching it, did anybody nail your palms to the keyboard while you watched it?? dont think so, so either leave constructive critisism or simply shut up simple as

[Ephaleem]

I only watched the second episode, this is the one that I was linked to while searching for something irrelevant on Google. I thought that this video may provide a welcome break from work, but it turned out to be the worst video I've ever seen on Youtube, thus I felt that I should see it through to the bitter end.

Now to attempt to be constructive: all my comments aside, this seems like the kind of thing that I'd have thought was funny when I was eight years old.

[Ephaleem]

I mean that not as an insult, but as fact.

By all means keep trying, but you've got to consider that, although comments like "ThiS Sux!!?!" aren't constructive, they are a legitimate criticism. You take these things too personally because you seem to rest a lot of your self-esteem on what people think of your videos. This is probably not the reply you expected, but still, it's an honest one.

[blackmage0]

well, hats off to you sir, a least you have the bollocks to take your opinion on this matter above what others do, i have a great tendance to make these comments to others and then they do not message again but ou have earned my respect, its rare that somebody stands up like that, and the video itself is 3 years old as well and it was based around with the younger auidence in mind

[blackmage0]

that also begs the question why have you saved this video as one of your favs on your channel?

[Ephaleem]

Well as I said I was bowled over by the poorness of it, thus I saved it as a reminder to show it to someone in my flat.

[Ephaleem]

I'm glad that your response wasn't simply one of annoyance, and in that regard you earned my respect also. I feel that we should tip top hats and shake hands here as this is certainly an uncommonly gentlemanly exchange to grace the comment section of a Youtube video, but nonetheless it makes a pleasant change I'm sure.

Also I can understand the younger audience comment, as frankly I may have done something similar years ago if I'd had the facilities, Lord knows I've made some shit before.

[blackmage0]

yea we shall leave it at that, and yea of course it makes a change to the typical youtube comments

[Ephaleem]

What the f**k was that? It was like listening to Adam Sandler have a mental breakdown while playing a Mario game. Trust me, that is not a good thing, and neither is this video. I don't know if the episodic nature of it is meant to imply that it's a series, but I sincerely believe that if I watched another "episode" of this then I'd probably be forgiven for stealing a military aircraft and carpet-bombing a number major of European cities.

[gnicho95]

this sucks

[blackmage0]

true it does suck, only one thing sucks harder and that would be your mother; particulary when she sucks on your large clit ou giant twat

[darkness678ify]

wtf

[ElmotheBOFan]

this is bullshit

[blackmage0]

and you are horseshit

[armando916]

Did I mention you have the intellectual capability of an inanimate object such as a needle or pin Because you do

[blackmage0]

yes you did as a matter of fact, did I tell you that you are a useless heap of a man that lacks the creativity and intellect to come up with constructive critizim and thus uses sterotypical comments rather than comming up anything unique, you are as unique as an ostrich that cannot fly

[armando916]

wow im surprise that you didn't hurt your self with those big words hahahaha

[armando916]

Hey blackmage0 u should go kill yourself.

[blackmage0]

Hey armando916, go and find a way to bring people back to life and then go kill yourself and bring yourself back to life and then kill yourself again only this time dont ressurect yourself dumb bitch

[armando916]

wow idk whats the fuck is the point of that why dont you go back to the trashcan u fucking live in u fucking bum.

[blackmage0]

how bout you go and crawl back inside the hole you can from you dumbshit, your mother's loose enough so you'll have no trouble getting back in there twatbag

[SuperHighJorge]

Not funny...  O.o

[0Phailure0]

Die yoshi Die! XD

[Cotarokun]

not funny

[blackmage0]

not helpful shut the hell up unless you have anything intelligent to say

[supercalebgalaxy]

hey,this video is so funny my head almost blew open. Awsome video:)

[soulsofghosts]

ur a fag

[blackmage0]

and you are a gayfaggot

[arcanine231]

dis is soooo fucking funny dude LOL

[Mon732]

lol this is funny. 4/5

[mccruddendan]

worst thing i've ever came across!!!

[blackmage0]

no i think the worst thing would have to be that photo of your mother that you "came" across, now thats just nasty man

[laralaramie]

Man, this is so retarded, but i love it! love retarded things, haha! the voice u make is so funny, lol!

[Mack911GT]

gay

[shadowyoshi33]

i have 999 lives

[westy4u]

STUPID....in the good way

[blackmage0]

ok i will say thats good then ^_^

[ej6464]

this sucks

[blackmage0]

cause of course YOU have made something much better, i mean have a look at the showmanship and time that has been considered when your videos have been made well done

[FreaksMachenAlles]

Guckt euch ma mein Channel an, ihr habt nichts zu verlieren außer eure Zeit.

[blackmage0]

i have no idea what n earth u just said

[123Anthony45]

Why Don't U Tell Him Fucking Speak English Then

[blackmage0]

is that commented towards me? or anthony?

[123Anthony45]

U Dumbass!

[blackmage0]

guess what? you really want to know something? you sure? ok here it is, shut the fuck up, if you dont enjoy tell me why you dont fucking enjoy it, give spacific and relevent points. If you cant come up with something intellegent then shut the fuck up and move on!

[123Anthony45]

@blackmage0

@FreaksMachenAlles said this (I watch you on my ma Channel, you have nothing to lose but your time) but in german.

[blackmage0]

@123Anthony45 thanks for that anthony, at least i know what he said now

[123Anthony45]

@blackmage0 U Can translate Languages using google translate.

1. Copy/paste

2. Select detect Language

3. Select whatever language u speak in

4. Then Finaly select translate

5. Ur Done

[blackmage0]

@123Anthony45 thanks for that anthony but to be fair considering he/she was german i didnt hold much hope for what was said about me

[WiiYoshi]

you sounds like mr. burns from the simpsons

[blackmage0]

im going to take that as a compliment i think

[dcsumosam]

Nice try, but I throw this video into the 3/5 bin of kinda shame. HA!

[blackmage0]

well its better than most comments so i will say thanks

[dcsumosam]

No prob. It was interesting, I couldn't have done better. It's videos like this that say "Hey, so what if I don't have explosions, at least I was thought of." Keep up the good work.

(Takes video out of 3/5 bin and puts it back on the shelf)

[blackmage0]

well thanks again, and its for fans like u that keep me going

[koopakid10]

your voice is the one that made me laugh

[blackmage0]

lol ty, well to get the blue yoshi as well as the yellow and red ones you have to get them on star road, then they should be available on normal levels as well

[koopakid10]

how did you get a blue yoshi??

[desmoncastro]

dude, i was just kidding , my vids are shit sometimes, SOMETIMES!!!

[blackmage0]

well sorry if you look at some of the comments i have gotten in the past, they are almost the same as ur comment so i naturally assume that

[desmoncastro]

this is shit

[blackmage0]

yes of course it is shit, but wait a minute, if mine is shit i would hate to find out what yours are, cause

blackmage0>desmoncastro

so that would theroretically mean that your videos are indeed worse than mine. so in other words what i am trying to say is "like i give a shit about what you think" was that message gotten across?

[blackmage0]

why thank you, i like you too

[123Anthony45]

LMAO at you're coment

[Wiiubermaster]

thats really not funny

you should try to make lttle children laugh...i think you could do that

[blackmage0]

*shruggs shoulders*

[Pikadude83]

he can do better

[blackmage0]

who is he?

[buzzman360]

I would just like to say frosty and chris that u are retards, and tht ill be more than happy to fund your therapy for mental recovery. Also chris ur accent was, whats the word im looking for......, chris-like?

[blackmage0]

i cant wait and make sure u tell chris double time lol

[blackmage0]

no im sure its not, ever heard of a video called "Catuday," ? by some guy called Redtopaz14, seriously that video is the worst video ever, check it out and my video is like 300 compared to it

[joetroogs104]

this is acowordly funny

[ultimaten0ob]

I dont see anything funny about this

[copypacer]

that was funckin bad

[nicklikestubey]

you're so fucking retarded. NOT funny.

[blackmage0]

thanks for the support my great fans

[123Anthony45]

LMAO at you're coment

[InternetCaveman]

lol u kinda sound liek cartmen XD its AWSOME

[demon7seven]

Which Mario is this one?

And on what platform is it played? SNES?

[blackmage0]

its super mario world available on the snes but this version is on the GBA hope that helps

[matthewdunc]

thats a gay name for a gay person

[matthewdunc]

JACK TURVEY!!! thats a gay name for a gay guy

[blackmage0]

well arnt you lucky its christmas time and I wont have an argument with some shitty kid who thinks he is clever calling someone else gay 2 fucking days before christmas day dont you have loved ones to shop for? or did they all die of cancer? best go check see if your dad is in a coma still.

[Kakeron007]

u r so idiot get a life dude

[blackmage0]

your so a moron, get another life becasue you have clearly wasted the one you have

[pokemonluver32299]

no boyfriend!kidding best friends!lol i liked it soo much!

[blackmage0]

lol ok whatever suits u lol, na u wouldnt want me as a bf lol im like that guy from the goonies rofl but friend i can do, do u have AIM?? cause we can chat and stuff if u do?

[pokemonluver32299]

idk but i have a yahoo account

[blackmage0]

i dont have one but i will download it if that means i get to chat with u lol

[pokemonluver32299]

ok...well i added u on yahoo....but i need to no ur name

[blackmage0]

my real name is jack turvey and my yahoo nam eis cactuar101

[pokemonluver32299]

i like being me of being a mario fan! plus i (heart) blackmage0!for a bf

[blackmage0]

lol glad u think so, glad u like the series, im thinking of doing a christmas charol thingy, what do you think and does the bf mean (best friend?)

[pokemonluver32299]

yes best friend!i like u as a friend...imma so lonley..

[hirschhazel]

lol so funny i added it to my favs

[blackmage0]

wow thanks, glad you liked it ^_^

[hirschhazel]

all of the super mario dumbasses are funny

[blackmage0]

thanks, im really glad, this is what I live for, through all the rude comments there are some of you who just comment nice messages like this, it makes my day to hear (well read) that

[ThOrNiSmYnAmE]

oh god -.- i hate it when people leave bad comments saying this is gay you suck and stuff like that, people who do that crap should get a fucking life >:(

[blackmage0]

well i tend to get used to it, pretty much everyone who says this is crap (along with some of my other videos) dont actually have any videos of their own. Plus everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but if it was a structured opinion i wouldnt mind but not its normally "your gay" and "this sucks"

[thatkiddonovan]

this is the gayest shit ive ever seen

[blackmage0]

its close to the top of my list of gayest things ever infact its the 3rd, the 2nd is you and 1st is your mum

[Happytreefriendsfan3]

don't listen to them the video is so ROFL and you are not gay

[blackmage0]

or am i? lol na im just messing im not

[Happytreefriendsfan3]

ROFL

[blackmage0]

i got a feeling were going to be good friends lolcats

[NintendoStar01]

funny at start, crap as its going further

[carrick93]

wtf was that you retarded gay person

[elflaitelongi]

GAY!

[SuperS0nic12]

zzzzzzzz......

[kainoatise]

O_o *eye twitching* you are GAY!!!

[blackmage0]

and i care because?

[123Anthony45]

you're a comdien

[drumerboit]

um no offense but this isnt that great you should have spent more time it is kind of funny it just needs some work

[Dregashi]

You are really bad at mario games. Dont play them.

[blackmage0]

how many times do i have to tell u viewers that i am not playing seriously, everything is planned for some form of ammusement

[Studuradi]

Well I am not amused.

[blackmage0]

and this affects me how??

[Studuradi]

The question is, how doesn't it affect you.

[blackmage0]

ah toche i admire your logic and the decenty to answer back to my replies, well done to you

[mandys12]

u dont seem to have a life xD lol, bt its quite entertaining =P

[benking18]

F*ck off you weirdo.

[U23Drocks]

reason i say that is when they get small it looks different

[U23Drocks]

thsi dont look like the origional super mario bros is it an ewer version?

[blackmage0]

yes..its super mario world, for the snes but the version i am playing here is for the gba

[U23Drocks]

ahhh ok i play then super nintendo and i thought it was a newer version madei n 2000

[nilefish]

this video is not that bad

[blackmage0]

thank you, now i know that some people have the matureraty to not completly insult me just because my video isnt that good, and probally that they couldnt make anything better

[LilCbar]

I think its funny that YOUR criticizing people for not being mature.

[FohChrisWii]

you suck don't ever make another vid EVER your voice is gay and it sounds like you have your moms cock in your mouth

[blackmage0]

thanks for the complement, but i think there is a problem with what you said, how can i be sucking your mother's cock when you were when you were writing this comment making your comment contridict itself, plus i dont see you making a video do I?

[FohChrisWii]

hey dont get smart i'll kick your ass im not scared of u. u think you've got jokes but ur just a wanna be

[blackmage0]

hahaha, yes im sure you will, so what time would be good for you? Just tell me the time and i will stay in my house waiting for you to knock on the door and "kick my ass"

[kaitekay1011]

ur

a

freaking

dumbass

retard

[kuikkafreak]

you are some kind of a retard.. at least you sound like one. goddamn this is stupid.

[blackmage0]

THANKS, im glad u like my video, the "retarded" effect of my voice for the duration of this video was due to the fact that your mother was staring at me as i did it, which in turn made me cringe, thus making my voice seem "retarded"

[Kilshot666]

You are the cancer of youtube

[blackmage0]

and your the ugly mutated son of man kind

[Kilshot666]

That may be so, but I still get laid

[quindyn]

you a retard

[Zohnaxexe]

You are just stupid as Hell.

[sailorkwii64]

You sound funny; You sounded like Adam Sandler....

[valcur1992]

i have the same game on SNES...

well its funny

[shinnam89]

i guess this is humor for some people

[BWFfederation]

cool!!

[Haydenselles]

lol i liked it

and if he made it for 3 mins how he have no life ??

[santabryan]

ur such a fucking nerd whoever made this go suck on ur mom's vagina

[Fundbuero]

how bad was this noob

[justanothersoul22]

wow...if you don't like it...why waste you're time leaving a comment...i thought it was hilarious...lol

[gobearsmcw1]

wow your a freak listen to you

[bnyhh7911]

D: you have no life.

[roxanney4]

^^agreed.

[diveguy911]

thus is totally gay

[metaknight212]

"haha you suck", said blackmage0.

"NO. YOU SUCK." said me.