Misheard Lyrics: Cannibal Corpse, Hammer Smashed Face

[FrenchToastSucks1]

Lmaoo

[Iamfromswee]

at 0.16; AEON T-SHIRT!!

Love Aeon \m/

[Slayermetallica69]

I'm a huge fan of cannibal corpse and I still found this funny xD

[LightingSight]

hahahahahahahaha!! "feel it" XD

[tjfats2]

Should've done the entire song...

[Dragonstache]

Dood... You can't just stop halfway. You should have completed it! It is really good tho. I enjoyed what you have so far. You should check mine out :) tell your friends..

[TheMrJokelife]

lol one time I thought it said do the macarena Q_Q

[SaabyHun97]

Nooo-milk-for.youuuuu xDDD

[SinistaMinista666]

that pic of Jack is hilarious...he looks like he just came lol

[JEFFISWEE]

I think this interpretation should be named POOOO SMAAAAASHED FAAAAACE

[joob13]

you must goooo to the potty!!!!!!!!! hahaha

[lepreconstellmestuff]

i like marduk shirt at 26 seconds

[qman10001]

hahahahahaha

[AZJamie1]

@TheXmetalchickX Hey, don't throw that fucker in with us!

[skaterfan105]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[slipkotrules666]

XD its funny cause it sound true

[jamesblast46]

mwoehahahahahaa.lol

did you ever see hey johnny depp by slayer.

superfunny.

pooping before me,dude

you can check out "interpretation of angel of death"

i will check your other videos as well.

grtzzz

[PROv2lEagle]

0:46 what the fuck?>

[pikachufan102]

Pooping before me! Lmao this is genious!

[greasybanannas412]

LOL NOSSSSSE work of art serously

[kOoKyhYpErChIcK]

lmaaao

[JrakonaDeath]

The little fish will never die cuz i put salt in his eye! LOL

[ryanthemadman1]

OMG this song is on Ace Ventura!!

[SinistaMinista666]

that pic of jack has me lol'n

[jakethedrumman]

hahahahahhhahahaahahaah

[MetalSk8Shred]

Hahahahahaha Pooping, before, me! hahah

[TheSilverstoned]

"I want my mommy! No milk for you!" haha, I ever knew that these guys are less harder than their musik. gread work!! "Pumba is sick" haha

[rampage405]

Haha this little fish will never die, cuz I put salt in his eye xD

[SierraFawn]

LMFAO! this rules!!!

[EifelMorii0]

xDDDDDDDDD

[sephirot4511]

jim carry coems out in a movie with them

[CoTeCiOtm]

I never thought that salt made fish immortal ROFL

[putte6z]

"cuz i put salt in his eye!" HAHAHA lmao

[mad87645]

NOOOSSEEEE

[logojones]

i can hear the lyrics that really are xD

[Dengar999]

wtf lol

[666COBfreak]

this is kanda cheating don't get me wrong CC 4 life but the first albums are not really understandable so u can make up like anything

[niqitoa7x]

Hi this is a pig

[poopsnagger12]

POOPING BEFORE MEEEEE!

[PIKACHU49386]

I've never heard of this group before, do they always pig squeal? That's weak...

[FuneralSnow]

@PIKACHU49386

There was no pig squealing in this song

[zakkah93]

whoever that dude at 0:16 is, he is great. Aeon is the best band ever.

[warmaster2006]

@zakkah93 His name is Rob Barrett, he played with Malevolent Creation as well

[zakkah93]

@warmaster2006 It is? I didn't recognize him!

[lbGuillaume]

C'est n'importe nawak XD

[Sublime300zz]

free lockerz ptz hack program free /watch?v=viZXvgv6xSM

[nemakur]

The bass player on the pic isn't Alex Webster, and also that guy at 0:16 isn't jack

[MetalMan139]

for all i know these are the real lyrics .... does canibal corpce sing ouboute pooping yelling at chindren ... can be and its funny

[Thefilthyblood]

Fuck lol, I almost crapped my pants down lol. Feel it part is massive LOL.

[LaraCroftfan55]

lol lol lol lol 1:03 !!

[metallica6474]

LOLZ pooping before me XD

[BernardSanch]

For your question i would answer that you should go to MW2Cheat[dot]tk and download whats there it should solve your problem

[GenocidalGaming]

hahahahahahhaqha

[ThrashingBlackDeath]

The little fish will never die,cuz I put salt in his eye!

damn...this just made me laugh to tears :D

[MetalHeadFilipeG96]

@vinny4man

no, Cannibal Corpse are awesome, especially cause of the fuckin amazing instrumental of their music, but this video is hilarious though

[tmkleo]

no milk for U roflz roflz hahahahha nice vid broh

[jonnyjumpsalot]

Pumbaa is really sick!! :(

[castleFX]

XD!!!!!!!!!!

[torturekiller999]

I want that toilet....it's amazing!

[XDahliaXHideX]

Lmao this just made me laugh hard!

[xxjustinx34xx]

LOL

[DJN1223]

Holy shit my lungs hurt now XD

[ManiacSerialKilleR]

lol that's got to be the funniest misheard lyrics ever

[soadx90]

Thank you :D Thanks to all you people for all my view this is my most watched video on YouTube :D Feel free to check out my other videos.

[TheSchnipy]

@ManiacSerialKilleR are you sure , check this one out.... "misheard lyrics, job for a cowboy entombment of a machine

[Methbuster167]

@TheSchnipy

dude a cannibal corpse video just isnt the place to mention a JFAC video.

[tjfats2]

@ManiacSerialKilleR

See /watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

This is funny too though

[channel8100]

haha!

[richmondyayarea]

Hahaha

[Jarrin777]

love this song and band =D misheard lyrics are funny the real lyrics are better though

[TaBproductions]

@Jarrin777 as fucked up as they are lol

[FinnishDumpas]

xD nice

[eniseti123]

Best Misheard lyrics ever.

[casperblack666]

LOL

[FuckingPain]

No.You suck.

Asshole!

[gogogotland]

sound like that! XD they really suck!

[tauntingwawa]

well,well, well look whos a fuckin poser!

[6the6loud6one]

I can see how you could mishear this song XD

[slavearmy666]

lolololololol

[languageishellagay]

lucky me indeed

[leviathanmatt]

@languageishellagay My apologies. I have no idea when I typed that, but it must have quite early in the morning, because melatonin usually makes me forget to look over what I intend to send. *any, and *form.

[leviathanmatt]

@hehehayhay Actually, I would have to throw my lot in with languageishellagay. Not only that, but you did not capitalise or use ant grammar. Also, the proper for of the word used would be "retarded" as it is being used as an adjective.

[languageishellagay]

your comebacks are sub-par

not only that, but you watch shit that you dont like and get rattled at people who do like it

hehehayhay=little bitch

[languageishellagay]

@hehehayhay yep ,we'll see how you do

[111145927]

the lyrics are still brutal

[fare777]

5/5 pure brilliance

[MrMansonRocks]

ahaha I love CC and this stuff is funny and very creative!

[blackheart103]

Not funny

[deathangel1490]

tolet "i'm hungery for your poo :3"

[devourment8800]

"this little fish will never die, cuz i put salt in his eye!" 5 stars for creativity lol

[gibsonrock53]

NO MILK FOR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AP93Playa]

"EAT IT STUPID HOE" AHAHAHAH

[jakethedrumman13]

man that shit is fucking funny make more vids like that.....=)

[jucebox99]

NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[m3tallarAxS]

ahah xDxD...

[SleepSoftlyH8er]

its great

[1unusedname]

NOSE!!!!!!

[xGoingINSANEx]

"Before you go through, you must use the potty" xD Win

[NaTHon1772]

stop picking youre nose u stupid hoe LMAO

[hunili]

wheres the rest???

[tibbi222]

lol. No milk for you :D

[grimreeper1701ab]

man u deserve to have ur fase smashed with a hammer Coheed and Cambria sucks huge cock u pussy

[SDubDaBulldogg]

I never said that, I just said that it ruins it by giving it so much attention. I've always been partial to music that is hard to find (cannibal corpse not being an example).

[Mechansus]

haha! Little fish xD

[shagrthgr]

xaxaxaxaxa great job guys!!!

[Elfoperdigao]

This song is so horrible that It can even do a fitting misheard lyric

[ACDCrocks051]

U can go die

[allxtar]

keep it with CC IS AMAZING

[madmagician07]

Pumbaa is REALLY SIIIIIICK!!, best lyric ever!

[GyroscopesAndInfared]

you took those pictures of CC. wow did you go to a show? are you a fan?

[theevilpartofme]

pumba is realy sick!!!!

[Rinaleightball1]

That toilet at the end is creepy

[sethlyndes]

wow thats fuckin awesome

[stergoschanel45]

Pumba is realyy sickkkkkkkkkk!! ahaha lol great

[DARKSTAR3024]

haha hilarous i love CC and can't wait to see them in concert.

[cardshark87]

lol this song is going on rock band this tuesday, i bet all the kids who never knew this band even existed will be in love with this song for a week then move on to something else

[XuliusCaesar]

Fuck rock band, and fuck guitar hero and all it's clones/sequels/addons.

Learn to play a REAL instrument instead of wasting your time with that garbage.

[SDubDaBulldogg]

I really hate how songs/bands like this are going on rock band and all those stupid video games. It really ruins the music, for people who are legitimate about the genres. Soon it won't be Emos latching to this like leaches. This really sucks...:(

[mrdudeat8]

its true you saw what happened with dragonforce-though the fire and the flames.....over night fags got shirts and killed it....

[earearman]

lol first time i heard this song was on rock band and i cant stop listening to it

[lmiisgay]

.. dont listen to it ever again. forget it exists

-death metal purist

[earearman]

i have heard this song over 300 times now

[purplehazethc]

It is a good song.

Though, I don't have an Xbox or console at all.

Just don't become a douche about it.

It's just a game, so you people getting all pissy about it are stupid.

[RoboPiznip]

NNOooSSSEE!!

[Rinaleightball1]

I like this song, but this is funny

[Scorpion573]

Why must youtube be plagued with bitchy little 13 years olds? Just enjoy the music and stop having internet bitch fights with eachother

[stalingrenhatten]

love the drums in this song

[Sigurdkinman]

I lolled at Pumba

[CorBinKaY76]

ALL GUYS MUST GOOOOOOO!!!!!

[stergoschanel45]

Pumbaaaaa is realy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick­!!!!!

[SeedOfCannibalism]

my comment is meant to go to xxph4nt0mxx

[blackrockersailor]

i like the Pumba part

[xxph4nt0mxx]

listen here bitches. i hate this band and i am going to express my opinion and you're just fucked if you dont like it cause theres noway foryou to stop me. call me what you like, in the end you're the emo kid who was offended cause i didnt agree with you. and firelord, you fail...

[me7la7pelas]

ha x)

pumba is really sick (8)

[filthyunderpants]

Lighten up. I think it's funny and I like Cannibal Corpse. If I had never read the lyrics I wouldn't understand any of them except for on The Bleeding.

[Dudemeister28]

Like I respect if you don't like Cannibal Corpse, fair enough, different strokes for different folks. Just don't shit on a band's chest on one of their videos , that's just idiotic and annoying. Peace bitches!

[sidofan4]

no milk for you

[Repede98]

isn't it funny when butthurt hardcore-fags tell u to go fuck urself? good job pissing ppl like that off XD

[xxph4nt0mxx]

lmao yeah. i think its people on youtube in general. if you dont agree with some people 100% you must be wrong and to prove how wrong you are they are going to call you names or tell you to masturbate like this one...

[firelord293z]

and you if you think the band is junk why do you go onto their video and say they suck just so you can get a rise out of people, opinions can be kept in your head instead of insulting people about their music, and nice comeback like i havent heard that one before, and if you touch my mom, expect horrible things

[Repede98]

1) they ARE junk

2) too lazy to look, provide link

3) realize that most ppl DO post negative comments because they know butthurt fags like you will most likely make this huge scene that will only serve the purpose of making us laugh.

[xxph4nt0mxx]

lol thank you for informing them of my intentions, now what will i do for fun... lmao jk. YARR im feeling feistey...

[firelord293z]

hardcore fag dude this isnt hardcore, hardcore sucks and this isnt all i listen to, im a big fan of classical, classic rock, hard rock, heavy metal, everything thats not homosexual like slipknot and him or whatever you listen to and i could tell you a thing or two about music as well your just another ignorant follower that doesnt know anything about music or what it means

[Repede98]

ol, dude ur just another one of those "im original" retards who are just as bad as the thousands of idiots who listen to rap. Sorry. but following a group that claims to have originality is still following. and him/slipknot are what emo-fags listen to, which makes me that much more proud to admit i dont listen to 'em. XD

[curseofthedamn]

xDD that was freakin funny

and the funniest thing is that especially the lyrics in the first verse sound like hes really growling your misheard lyrics ^^

[TDGowns]

you coulda just put the misheard lyrics as

"ugugugugughguhghguhghgughguhg­!!!!!

UHUGHGUGHGUGHGUUGUGUGHG!!!"

[curseofthedamn]

nah

it wus much funniar this way round ^^

[GallertGrindlewald]

ahhahaahah

[liam1060]

rotting in my stocking... is a little fish! lol

[Brince85]

Pooping beefore meeeee.

lol amazing, i can't stop laughing.

[George666Gr]

the little fish will never die ! Cuz i put salt in his eye !!!! haaaahahahah so funny!!!!!!

[marioperfect]

Stop picking your nose you stupid hoe!

[someguyize]

lol that was f****n funny

[emil8617]

Hahah! Sorrey for all of you that like this band, but ... Hah! They sound as they've smoked too much or something like that ... Hah! Man, this band sux!!

[dustindavila]

says the guy who likes fagonforce

[xxph4nt0mxx]

agreed this band is junk.

[firelord293z]

go fuck yourself kid

[xxph4nt0mxx]

why, when i could fuck your mom instead? lmao I dont like this band so ofcourse someone of intellect such as yours would tell me to fuck myself, and dont call me kid son ;)

[KreatorOfDeath1985]

yea ph4ant0m is a real tough guy watch out kids

[xxph4nt0mxx]

i never said anything about being tough, are you on something? cause i want some :|

[blacklegionairsoft1]

xxph4nt0mxx

thats not the smartest thing to say on a CC vid bro!!! lolz

[xxph4nt0mxx]

i dont really care what anyone else thinks about my opinion, they can suck a fat dick. however i will let everyone know how i feel about this band cause its my right to do so and noone can really stop me from doing so.

[SeedOfCannibalism]

believe me there are people out there that can stop you...and you are a serious ass hole...fuck you I fucking hate you go fuck off you cock sucking little dicked bastard go outside and set your self on fire and while doing so stab yourself all over and attempt to fucking skin yourself you peice of fucking shit...I hope you fucking get raped in a dark alley and then killed by someone and have your remains eaten by dogs so they can survive for a bit longer I wish nothing but pain in your life

[xxph4nt0mxx]

nah, noone can stop me. not you nor anyone else. lmao, you arent very creative at all in your descriptions of how i should hurt/kill myself, also you should atleast try to maintain a valid arguement. you sound like a bitchy 15 year old.

[SeedOfCannibalism]

You should stop being such a fucking asshole. You sound like some lonley fuck that lives with their mom because nobody can stand to be around you. The only friends you have are probably some 14 year olds you met on Myspace.

[xxph4nt0mxx]

are you going to make me? lmao actually what your describing sounds like you now that you mention it. go back to sucking on your moms teat.

[alejovargas2006]

what the fuck...that was stupid...you suck men...cannibal corpse rulez...

[SickIncKamikaze]

yo your fukin stupid the only good part about corpse is the instrumentals.

[MissChaos193]

That was great. =) Lol.

[MonsterSandwich99]

xD wow, just wow...

[xxz0diacxx]

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!lmfao

[Lucifaari]

lmao... xD

[IxHATExSOURKRAUT]

lol

[ohSHITitsJOE]

I would have totally thought this was funny if it wasn't EASILY cannibal corpse's best song.

[matprithellodave]

so because it's their best song it isnt funny?

what the fuck.

[ohSHITitsJOE]

The "misheard" lyrics were terrible anyway...

[dorkstomper]

Oh how i lol'ed, great work do some more!!

[killerweedhead420]

dude it totally sounds like hes saying all those things

[erka97]

poomba is really sick!