Someone's got a Girlfriend!

[GoreyOr]

A threesome is typically two girls and one guy, not two guys and one girl.

[ganzitoism]

I was laughed at three videos................now it's getting pathetic; seriously, he might be M.R.

[Terrorizer321]

get your dads clothes off you brace faced little freak

[pieholeee]

looks like some1 needs a hair cut also might wonna think about chagin out of ur grandads jacket

[Mambo2able1]

Title answer

anyone but you

[MrBeastmastr]

The virginity is strong with this one...

[nilepwnsu]

*old man face* I dohn haff any teef

[1regularshow]

God damn retard you be alone always

[TheDorkySquirrel]

Forever Alone.

[E2theBizzle]

You're right. Someone has a girlfriend. And it sure as hell isn't you.

[2Boios]

u are such an amazing person.

[sasuke86420]

...and thus the threesum was born

[flapjack012]

i love how he always tags handsome in his videos hahaa

[Donwillty]

is he suggesting that they all date at once?

[OXOXDanielleXOXO1]

um why would u data one of ur firends ex?

[shayzboyz55]

For one thing yu will never get a girlfriend and 2 even if u did get Sophia then Jacob would hate u and sophia

[ThomasScottCarson]

love the joke at the begining

funny stuff man

[TheParodyArtists]

if u ever did steal his girl he would fucking demolish u

[xIIPrEdaToRIIx]

@TheParodyArtists LOL shut the fuck up kid

[TheParodyArtists]

@xIIPrEdaToRIIx  i love u too

[cathalrox101]

hahaha it dousnt work lik dat u cant go out with her if she is dating him get a life

[r4ndom7000]

Ahahaa, love all these fucking retards who think he's being serious. He's acting, you sad cunts, omg, lol.

[aworden32198]

@r4ndom7000 silly

[shotputndisc]

you do realize that you create all of the embarrassment in your life

[MrStupidfag]

this is what horrible acting looks like

[4491430]

is he actually retarded or does he kinda play the fag thing up alttle?

[imakeDuctape]

@4491430 nah hes actually like that.....

[alevz69]

GANGBAAAAANG :D. Can i watch?

[ShadowJubJub]

Someones got a girlfriend, somewhere someplace but NOT HERE! hah

[UberCoolAndreweggo]

hahahahahahhaha, dude, u hav 4 ppl in that "team" ahahah its not a trio, thats 3, haha

[skell990]

Someones got a girlfriend! well let me guess......Not you dickwad

[josephdw22]

dued your an idiot sophia wont date you especially since she is dating jacob you dumbass

[Flumburger123]

u cant date someone that is already dating someone

[maaartadella]

i dont get this guy

[gexxy47]

I don't understand how the beginning was that funny. So fun to watch this kid fucking embarrass himself.....

[Sylteguy95]

u shud buy a brain at eBay or something.. might be good for u :)

[DylanxWTF]

fucktard idiot homo

ps: fake and gay

[HellCatFury12]

@DylanxWTF Wow, the only word you used in that sentance that made it seem logical was "and"

Dont over swear, makes you look like a retard,

[SimicNakMachine]

bitch be trippin pokeballs

[MistuhCookeh]

im pretty sure thats not how it works :)

[Jrichbaby189]

your goddamn reatarted

[sodoporock]

OOO NOOO doesnt happen like that buddy

[vhaqe]

it doesnt work that way bud

[billybobjoe198]

Your hair in this video looks good.

[KittyCalen]

rofl

I love how your mind works Dax!

don't ever stop being awesome!

[sabresown]

we'll be like 1 big team, like the perfect trio... thats fucking the funniest thing ive ever heard man ahahahaha

[asianpersuasian323]

@sabresown but he was being serious

kindof messed upp

[dancePirateMike]

For those that act semi-retarded in the comments section. This guy is playing a character...aka acting. If you think he's serious, go play in traffic.

5/5 Dax, keep it up! :)

[1111khao]

uhh...

[ICM180]

mmm im not sure thats how it works dax

[Pillowmat]

but...dax!

[MynamesnotSteve100]

wow this is the saddest video i've seen so far even if it is fake which by the way this video makes it seem obvious.

[XxXJAKILLAZ808X]

who wears that kind of jacket with no pants

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@XxXJAKILLAZ808X hes wearing short shorts. but to answer your question, I do. everyday.

[wigglebut11]

you act like youve never had firends b4.

[getoutofherestalkerr]

he hasnt

[saagrith]

0:37 one big team, a trio, sounds very queer

[sakiiko]

Geesh everyone, he's just a character being played by an actor =]

But yes, I agree with c64c64c64, I would expect to see him one day on CNN as 'The Suspect'.

If he were real of course.

[moviemaker1004]

that kid has some problems

[cameronlongfoot]

i no... there is something wrong wit him.... and im not jk

[skatefreak262]

acting

[skatefreak262]

its called acting fucking retard

[slipknota7x2]

i really dont have teeth; so im offended thank, thanks alot

[patriot006594]

me to :(

[sasuke86420]

ow srry dude but that sucks :(

[c64c64c64]

somehow i think one day we're all going to see these videos again on CNN, under the heading "the suspect"

[fartmagnet]

I completely agree. This guy is so disturbed it seems the only logical outcome.

[vain101able]

no dude, when they break up and if u go out with sophia, (if u ever do...) jake will hate u cuz its his ex-gf u bitch

[kramer5511]

u sound so wierd....." staaa tatA TTATA WE couLD go PLaces annD likeee ummmm hannnngg out doeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydurrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddaboooooo­ooommmmmmmmpppppppppppppp

[XxNimanarutoxX]

get out of ur dads room next time u make a vid and also dont wear his clothe u annoying idiot

[RistolkWoW]

If your videos intention was to make me want to punch you in the face you succeeded

Congratulations

[imajustl1k3d4t]

u asslesschaps are just jealous how much this kid owns k? dax pwns harder than a prosthetic leg k?

[wowrockstaryourock]

its called a three way

[GifDude]

your comment made me lulz

[dreman123]

Dax's Mind

We can like....

( Dont say fuck! Dont say fuck!)

...Hang out

[DapFilms]

haha nice work

[vjm92]

I would laugh so hard if jacob dont even know who he is lol

[darkrage79]

yes cos thats going to work isnt it

u r possiably the biggest mistake of a human i have ever encountered

please die u illmandered sack of shit

[NitroW3rd]

hmm, oh I get it.. you were high?

[cberlekamp]

i love u

[jpkinkin]

he wants a threesome thats all

[jakezilla3]

so u saying that it would be absolutely perfect if u were dating sophia and jacob?? weirdo

[Saito684]

You are pathetic.

[crazykid6669]

dude grow up man and get a reall girl

[zinkoba]

dude my sisters name is sophia and my name is jacob thats werid...

[mechanicalvalve]

he has lovely legs

[jrockpunk1]

everybody HE IS A FUCKING ACTOR AND THE BEST ON YOUTUBE, HE'S NOT REALLY LIKE THIS. YOU'RE THE FUCKING RETARDS FOR THINKING THIS IS SERIOUS

[ZerroShadows]

That is not the point.

[MohadibTheHorrible]

way to tell everyone REALLY FUCKING OLD NEWS..you lamer

[Leftist92]

No one wants to hang out with you...

[raffums99]

thats not going to happen if they both HATE YOU

[vphf9fw2g]

omfg UR A RETARD!!!! U WANNA HAVE A THREESUM WITH THEM. THEY HATE YOU

[TANGONIA]

shut up retard

[jd2480]

aww your so cute!

[Sparksfly001]

i HATE this stupid LOSER!!!!

[grasictina]

something must be wrong with you man

[femifrosk]

*I DON"T HAVE ANY TEETH.. HIHIHIHI!!* hahahahahahahah

[Rockmart120]

*I DON"T HAVE ANY TEETH* LOL LEGEND!!!

[playinhooky68]

omg, you won't be a trio, cause jacob will hate you for dating sophia. and give it up, man! Sophia hates you, and Jacob hates you.

[DanRead]

dude your an idiot its a joke!

[Flipty11]

omg, you won't be a trio, cause jacob will hate you for dating sophia. and give it up, man! Sophia hates you, and Jacob hates you.

Although, i don't understand why jacob was tickling alyson, then

[blackdakkon]

lol because Jacob is the school pimp.

[gwynnpenny]

Wait...Isn't Sophia dating Jacob?

[flamingstick]

old dax sucks

[wildzchildzgirlz]

that wont work i have dated b4 but i guess u haven't

[jamespool123]

You obviously don't have a sense of humor...

[vichetten]

LOL

[CRAZYFOLKPRODUCTIONS]

lol

[JoeJoeFoxx]

this is hilarious

[LetsSambaNayy]

oh dax !

you kill me !

[miarox95]

OMG WTF!

[EXPLODINGTOENAlLS]

lmao he wants a threesome.

[Orkomagic]

Dax, do you want to date Jacob? Why don't you just ask him out? I know marrying him is not legal in Texas, but you could move to another state perhaps.  Or just move to Utah and marry both Sophia and Jacob...

[morningwood7777]

OMFG HAHAAH

[thenwoecw]

im so fucking glad that you dont go to my school because if you ever said something as stupid as that id kick ur ass and rip ur dick off and shove it so far up ur ass you'd cry for weeks

[sweeneysbabe63]

don't be an ass, and stop trying to sound all macho, you just sound like a total dick. if you don't like it then don't watch it sore-butt

[n8phin]

Look out! Some guy from the internet is going to kick your ass, Daxflame! And he sure does mean business!

[PuddleLake1]

You wouldnt touch him, he could probz knock you straight out you dumb fuck

[DaveisKu]

what's up with you and touching dicks?

[piecewise66]

denial much

[kowalskicutie]

wow....how could you share a girlfriend...thats nasty.

[RickHenry]

Very funny... I love it...

[JacobRudduck]

Threesome?

[nume26]

OH GOD NO!

[SlackerUnderFire]

lol u dont "team date" dude, just dousnt work that way

[elementskater168]

but u know like jacob wuld kick ur ass and he wuldnt hang with u and sophia wuldnt date u either

[RsCharge]

umm...something is missing...oh yeah, u never did and never will date her :)

[Pahjx]

Like the A Team?

[xoGymnastBabexo]

LOL pause it at 00:26

[pohatu559]

Pause at 0:29.

[melveex3]

hahahaha. wow

[TheChupacabraShow]

i think he means jacob is dating that girl allison, and once he starts dating sophia, they can, like, double date or somthing.

[falco621]

And tell me, where you suddenly got the impression that trio means four people?

[yitzaak123]

nope, he wants jacob and him to both date sophia, lol

[micoh369]

d:)

[Funnystuff1323]

u wont date Sophia and u wont have a

3o

[IGiveRealComments]

how can you go out with Sophia if she is already dating Jacob

[wendyleigh]

SOJAXXX haha..

[SNAZ101]

who the heck cares, you enjoy watching him dont you?

dont ruin it

[TRinc101]

uh... if jacob is dating sophia then how do u expect to date her?

[SuperMelon1]

I :3'd

[scorpius420]

lol...Dax doesn't know about sex yet does he? lol. He thinks dating is just... LMAO.

[catorangecotton]

Is Jacob the one you peed on?

[mmlobbies]

thats right :D

[AYALA147]

poop

[sicksan25]

i fucking hate you stupid piece of shit for brains mother fucker. your comedy sucks ass and every person watching you is laughing at you. please fucking kill yourself you dirty fucking jew nigger. sophia sucked my dick in the janitors room. nobody fucking loves you

[KoollooK9999]

wow man your a huge loser

[justunforgettable]

i dont have any teeth

[heartlessjerk]

sophia must be dumb to date jacob instead of u.

[CJgmelch94]

omg i laughed so much when he said he will date the girl that the kid hates him is dating

[DeenerVideos]

wow, just...wow

[slimmy221]

dude thats gaay. ur gunna be sophias gf and jacobs BF ur such a FAGGOT

[gyperborea001]

wow SUPER TRIO huh?

[reggiebush10895JKJK]

im happy for u then.

[Curseyourationality]

Um. That guy hates you. She doesn't know you. She isn't going to go out with you. She doesn't want to.

I'm really starting to feel sorry for Sophia, whoever she is. xD

[ltkirby1989]

you are possibly the only person on earth who is happy that the girl they fancy is going out with somebody else who happens to hate you.

i mean even if u think that those 2 are ur friends, its still crap

my actual best mate is going out with a girl i fancy and im hardly happy about it. u hav serious issues

[EffelitoO]

DAXFLAME is the most awesome video blogger in the world

[twobit434]

sry dax but 3-ways dont usually work

[tinakohf]

Arrrrggg...I didn't write that! My 14 yr old son did. I think we need a talk. And Daxflame...is a study in awkwardness, adolescence and the veracity of internet posting. But I could care less.

[Kikyogirl]

that would be a HOT THREESOME!!!! it would be hotter if I would join, lmao FOURSOME!!!

[kw1ksh0t]

okayyyyy :-S

[Hathen]

i love you lol!

[xnikr4xm3s0x]

lol!!!!

[2muchELMO]

umm ru serious? why would you be a tricouple?

[tannerskates123]

i dont think jacob will be happy that his g friend is cheating on him

[ElangoTango]

Threesome!!

[kimimaru005]

sicko

[fromautumntoashes093]

lol foursome XD

[avatar10you]

hey dax if people break up they arnt friends except for rare occasions so you cant except to friends with Jacob "If!!!!!!"you and Sofia start dating no offense i mean your not bad but hearing about here dating jacob she sound like someone cool so there is a slim chance she will even notice you again no offence

[teddyterror1]

Not all the time, me and my girlfriend broke up and we're still cool.

[MattGriffis]

o_O funny joke...you wanna have a threesome with Jacob and Sophia (more like third wheel)....man your dumb

[PicklesRTasty]

your dumb

[ForeverImmature]

Bahaha he realizes it doesn't work like that right?

[SpartanPkr]

lol, the perfect trio!

Threesome!