Rejected Restaurant Ad

[joa12382]

this guy went to prision cause que had ass-less chinos!

[trakkaton]

I would choose animal torturers such as Tom Foolery as my last meal.

[thehotalings]

fun stuff...check out mine

[Craydon]

Texas, where life is cheap.

[PepperzEntertainment]

It's time.......IM NOT DONE WITH MY RIBS YET!!!

[TheKmk173]

the priest is reading his last rights

[skinnydogkew]

its the same guy in all the banned commercials lol

[daxxsavio]

LO!L 'some inmates surveyed may have been mentally challenged' XD

[Itznormaxd]

I mean Reverend

[Itznormaxd]

Jail man: *eating*

Guard: It's time my son..

Jail man: o.o... I'm not done with my ribs yet..

[Harlow65]

Yeah we all watched the video but thanks.

[MeisterReaper]

it is the priest not the guard

[yureeka]

why did you just re-type what happened?

[jtp600]

last meal i would choose would be an all you can eat buffet because as long as u keep eating they wont kill u

[SawMovie08]

also sometimes you soil urself wen u die, and u would want to leave a giant mess for the authorities to clean up ;)

[wondeboy12]

except for when the alloted time comes up.......

[JustNatural360]

hahaha fake

[RCT3Man02]

hahaha no shit

[me8825]

Dude your stupidity amazes me. Name 1 ad that isn't fake.

[panoramacity818]

I thought Texas was all about Beef ribs. Swine is for niggaz in St Louis.

[honeybee12873]

Some inmates surveyed may have been mentally challenged. LOL.

[deeznuts2040]

my last meal wud be some pussy!

[Rubdesalmado]

my las meal would be the hands of the one who put me into jail O__0 grrr

[FilmedFilms]

thats nice.

[Shonbi]

FIND THE SOURCE OF THIS SPAM AND PUNCH THE GUY IN THE FACE.

Just do it! It'll make you happy.

[fabulousvez]

My last meal would be ham and pineapple pizza

[badb0ybrad]

omg ham and pineapple no way nu uh

this some jerry sprnger shit!

jerry, jerry, jerry, jerry, jerry!!!

[Aries1slayer]

lolol

[LegoKiller]

i dunno but if i was on death row my last meal would be a new york steak

[MagicM4n500]

some inmates surveyed may have been mentally challenged. lolz

[deelaregina]

we don't BBQ in new york we grill

[MDFromNC13]

fucking NC BBQ I want mah beef...

[sclovin]

I grew up in Texas and I can tell you exactly why this ad was rejected.

TEXANS DON'T EAT PORK RIBS!

Texas BBQ is Beef Brisket, Beef Ribs & Beef Sausage. Go East of the Mississippi and you'll find Pork BBQ is king, but no self-respecting Texas death row inmate would ask for pork when he can have big, juicy beef ribs.

[TheBestGuitarSoloEVR]

beef sasauge? wtf?

[allegro0con0spirito]

amen lol

[SmileyFilbert101]

Ooooooh ....

I understand now :D

[speedcrayzy]

seriously this is nuts.

pork ribs are by far tastier and more desirable both north and south of the mason-dixon line...

so why not out west?!

[gritngravy]

thumbs up cause i love beef better than any meat

[whatzoosemoose]

hahaha hilarious

but of course it wasnt actually a rejected ad u idiots

its a joke

a good one. well done guys.

[willfaz07]

well, it was rejected because they did ask bbq rib companies... and they said no.

[Last0neStand1ng]

"IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN BEAT THE DEVIL ON AN EMPTY STOMACH YOUR TOM FOOLING YOURSELF" That's a classic !

[Aggressivethrust]

Lol I love when his face changed after he realises that his time is up. =) so sad yet funny. I only feel empathy because he didn't get to finish his meal, not because he is going to die. Thats because I'm from Texas. We have no hearts. I hate you all. =) J/K

I love you all. Especially you ;) PS, Stop being assholes on the internets. I'm talking to you MartinTheGeesest And Fuck you cockydave! America is the shit! And so is Texas. Not all of us wear cowboy hats and blow stuff up. Give us a chance

[WallisISaGirlsName]

WOOOOOO GO TEXAS.....'cept for the whole death row thing...that sucks

[tonythatigga]

HOLY SHIT! only steers and queers come from TEXAS and you surely don't sound like a steer to me...

So i kinda guess that limits the options doesn't it?!

LOTS OF LOVE! lmao

- Tony tha TIGGA

[AIMANALI]

this is sick....funny but sick

[sinbysin666]

hahaha!

That was great

[asimov231]

beat* the devil...

[SensesFailx13xx]

beat* the devil...

[specialdeals4u]

You really have to find the humor in it lol

[pcm4gic]

y rejected?

[UKMonkey]

Listen to the end

[ScissorHand26]

@pcm4gic

umm, it's not obvious why that add would be rejected?

[rebblerocker07]

dont u mean samara from the ring? god ur an idiot! go to church!

[Trelen222]

Wow this was 1st person, third person AND second person, nice job. You're really good at writing!

[WambooliaStudios]

"IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN BE THE DEVIL ON AN EMPTY STOMACH YOUR TOM FOOLING YOURSELF" Thats a classic !

[MartinTheGeesest]

nice u copied pein904s exact comment and put an exclaation mark after it to make it ur own

man wut r u fucking retarded

[WambooliaStudios]

I thought it was a good statement, if I have bothered anybody, i am deeply sorry.

[DannySMalone]

"IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN BE THE DEVIL ON AN EMPTY STOMACH YOUR TOM FOOLING YOURSELF" Thats a classic

[Z1ndabad]

Yea wtf?

[voorkevil]

haha that was awesome

[Pein904]

"IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN BE THE DEVIL ON AN EMPTY STOMACH YOUR TOM FOOLING YOURSELF" Thats a classic

[gocubs526]

do they really get a last meal???//

[ftwatheist]

yes

[WambooliaStudios]

And they can choose the finest meal on the planet. Then they'll get so fat the firing squad gunshots would bounce off them.

[ONLYBESTVlDEOSFORYOU]

i would choose lobster as my last meal, then again, those ribs look good

[RAW0774]

hahahahaha

[johnson6689]

wow

[gtrswimmerman]

rofl nice ad

[lordlee10]

im pretty sure the quietlibrary team could easily make cash by becoming a ad agentancy they make some good clips.

[kasian10]

lol holy shit that was funny!!

[trinitronred]

I am a Texan and i can appreciate this ad. Anyone who can't is too self conscience.

[Zomgshow]

lool was it really rejected?

;S its funny lol

[pk511]

idiot

[goodyboiii]

go play in traffic

[sunnyricebun]

whats wrong with texans?

[JazzyOvaltine007]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvveeeeer­rrrryyyyttthing

[mathletesfoot]

hahahaha

[UStpdAzaMaFukka]

i think he's saying they're dumb.

[emperorjesse15]

whats right with them?

[sunnyricebun]

we got steak :]

[H8USARCHER]

lol

[ShitBallsBanana]

yea what sunnyicebun said whats worng with texans

[Embodied23]

no..

[17badboy17]

You can be Tom Foolery or Chuck Norris to face and kill the devil on an empty stomack

[Sapenti]

I thought it was funny.

[Twistedmihailo]

Nah, it's funny ^^

[wra7h]

not funneh :(

[paramounter54]

wow, average youtube, look at comments, and the one below me has nothing to do with the video

[youngguado]

I second that

[xxlvali]

i just like misspelling that word

[xxlvali]

genious

[dreamweaverzxz]

OMG hehehehe...'some imates might be mentally challenged' ... WOW!!!!!!!!! :D

[oldskoolcoin]

Mabye they rejected it just cause it SUCKED

[thequest56]

AMERICA...FUCK YEA!!!!!!!

[Mexxico57]

janet jackson has a beast?! what kind?!

[M0rticon]

LOL.

[JustWickedSwede]

Chicken beast... Grauwrrr!

[Mexxico57]

lol

[poopball3]

yum

[Latecansing]

It's just a joke chill people, a very funny joke at that

[Zoowey07]

Fuck Viacom!

Don't let Viacom control our freedom!

[alphabeticalc]

the meat isn't decaying... its preserved just like the fruit and vegetables they have in stores, you think the oranges at wal mart were picked yesterday and put on the shelves today? WRONG

if you want a better arguement talk about how the cows are fed steroids to make them grow super big that way they'll feed more people even though it isn't healthy for the cows and it isn't healthy for the people that eat the cows

[RecgonizeTheBoss]

Thats funny :)

[earthmother]

lol

[MugsMcClain]

Lol--This kicks ass.

[skelb]

geeeze

[TheTrollOfTheTube]

I'm hungry!

[iPhoneiPodiHome]

how was this horrible... if there on death row they already did something terrible like rape/murder

i think this is funny

[iamonlinew]

Ugh. Disgusting decaying flesh, how could someone eat that? I think I'm going to vomit. Absolutely sick.

[ihavenoname93]

fucking bitch ass vegitarian. listen to carlos mencia hel set u strait on this stuff. its not decaying, its fucking meat and it beats carrots.

[ace69er]

Its Vegetarian: Learn to spell hombre!

[iamonlinew]

Right on! Don't knock it if you can't spell it.

[yogibearx15000]

Carlos Mencia is fucking retarded.

It's sad that the only person you learn from is him.

[clubpaimuser]

i have no name- you better shut the hell up because i know a vegitarian and there not bitch asses

[ihavenoname93]

i dont know how knowing someone makes something offensive. almost all black comedians have made tons of white jokes, but ive never heard somebody say "hey man, i know a white guy! thats not kool" i would, however, classify that particular vegetarian i originally responded to a bitch ass

[weekendbeaver]

uhhhh sure... whatever you say

[iTubeP]

Lol what?

[12ohan]

It's called meat. It's natural and keeps your body healthy.

[SmileyFilbert101]

Wise words.

[MuteWithoutAPen]

Brilliant

[johnnYhomie]

that just ruined my day.

[funwithwarcrimes]

omigosh! ya'll are wicked!

[rattan6969]

I LOVE RIBS!

[drakeneyez]

another 5 star vid, lol

[jimmybandme]

that was sooo disturbing =O

[IchAmourVoi4F4L]

that was horrible....

[hockmass126]

lmao

[debauches]

Whoever voiced the "4 out of 5 Texas death row inmates choose..." part, his fake accent alone got this video 5 stars from me. Generated a genuine out-loud laugh.

[ToUglyForTV]

what was the restaurant ???

[thaitex]

Was that Jeffery D. ?

And who's ribs are they?

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

wow... that was kinda disturbing

[heybamanba]

jeez, was that jeffery dahlmer. what kind of ribs are those

[bitterbuffalo47]

i want some tom foolery

[cheergirl221]

LMAO!

[themangodess]

Oh my fucking god LOLOLOL OH MY LOL

HOLY

LOL!!!!!!!!

like

LULZ!11111111111

[powerpunch360]

lol he killed for those ribs! XD

[EaseeG]

omg that joke was so lame

XD

[JohnRobertWilson]

Awesome

[Cdubzhappy]

this sucked popsicles thats why it was so cold and sweet

[bigcityjunkie]

genius

[david90531]

lol that's crappisism xD

[bridgecable]

that guy had waaay too much bbq sauce on his face lol!

[Brihemianrhapsody]

Yeah the comment that was made at the end, is probably why it got rejected

[maniacalmike]

Well made, good production values. The concept is just a tad too far out there, though.

[JoshRimer]

Lol, this comment made me laugh more than the video itself. :-D

[XHProductions]

nice lol

[Chibiicap]

i thought he was eating chocolate at first

[custommadename]

You guys are hilarious! Amazing video! Thanks for the great laugh as always. Do you have video footage that isn't comical?

But it was sad to see him not finish his ribs. He was really enjoying them.

[Nightwatcher1982]

I think it's totally noteworthy if 4 out of 5 death row inmates choose that steak as their last meal. Why wouldn't they want to broadcast that ad?? :)

[christie1521]

Bummer..If I saw that ad on tv, I know I would remember the name at the store(-:

[ultimatejoeshmo]

edgy.

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

It's funny but I do see where you went wrong.

[Shmebber]

First comment!

This was pretty dang funny.

[JWILLZ62082]

lol. thats fucked up

[13osiris13]

lmao nice

[nessalouise]

I thought that was awesome! Why wouldn't they want to advertise that???