Legend of Pocahontas 3/6

[TheInkySea]

Wait, she called them NATIVES and then FOREIGNERS?

PARADOX!!

[TheInkySea]

FARTERS!

[The4400FalloutFan20]

isnt that wabuu

[Wafflemage]

I think they fought each other because an abomination in a raccoon carcass couldn't understand an animal eating garbage.

[Zephyrrix]

1:24 wtf?! xD!! i couldn't stop laughing

[dxjrules5]

This is rubbish

[alenight85]

6:13 What...I don't even...

6:42 Pocahontas' horse animation is...amazing.

7:21 Rubbish...I was expetcing this word, it's a Dingo movie!

[TheInkySea]

Did the cat say FARTERS!?

[pockypurse]

Oh sweet christ that bush is terrifying.

[pockypurse]

"Like the deepest blue of the sea..."

"WHACK"

Beautiful.

[Talanthe]

Metal trash bin. Woohoo!

[rawrvintageisclassic]

00:24 in WABOO-VISION!!

[akukama]

5:47 - Eek! What happened to that horse's feet?

[Saieras]

6:18 Damn, he doesn't miss a thing!

That's exactly what I thought. You wanted to steal that shit.

[nofrig]

The talking bush...

[Bethster7]

The racoon/wallaby thing reminds me of Sid from Ice Age.

... in fact all the voices remind me of the ones I did for my toys when I was a kid, lol.

Wtf is with John Smith singing over another song? O-o The lyrics are so bloody awful.

[wedgeredleader]

Pulling all the stops with the talking bush.

[Mippish]

2:22 - It's that laughing black panther!

[TheInkySea]

@Mippish

HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE!

[Mippish]

1:15 FARTERS!

[rawrvintageisclassic]

John Smith, you just met Pocahontas for only twenty five seconds!! why are you suddenly singing already, you barely know the girl!!

[waqman]

Did he just call the raccoon an indian?

[AnnaKin]

it wasn't until halfway through the song did I realize John Smith was singing

[krakenmonster]

2:30 "I want to know so much about you, your people, URRRR, so dear..."

[RandomPerson10O]

1:51 The bird is flying backwards! The only bird that can fly backwards is a hummingbird! (THE BIRD IS A SPY!)

[rossthef0x]

2:05 ...A FUCKING SEAL IN AMERICA!?!

also looks like it came from a certain disney cartoon...

[rossthef0x]

1:10 ...how the fuck would people understand what the damn cat is saying???

[rossthef0x]

1:00 ...SUNGLASSES IN 1621 TOO?!?

do some research phoenix games/midas...

[rossthef0x]

0:38 wtf...A MODERN DAY METAL TRASH BIN IN 1621?!?

[ImSigma]

Western settlements and gold mines in the Eastern US?I have no comment.

[OrangeCrow]

6:19 - Where did that guy come from!? I am seriously laughing my ass off!!

[whattheflimflam]

this is loving terrible

[Cheeseandblood]

hey guys whassap

[EssJay00]

00:23

Is that...... Mrs McDonald!?

[PinkxFluff]

Okay, Pocahontas just told him off for being an animal abuser, and he just bursts into song about how much he loves her and how he understands Native Americans now.

[Shadowhog]

Songs beat language barriers, it worked in the Disney movie, so why not here?

[KnightoftheColossus]

1:57 - He's... singing? For no reason? And badly? With something that sounds like someone else is mubling in the background?

3:44 - Nothing more spiritual and deep as a talking bush, huh? It has great advice too. Because when it sounds bored, you know it's relayable.

6:15-6:22 - What the fu-...?

8:33 - So, you're telling me that he can understand him? Yeah, I didn't think it was weird with Poca because she's like Tarzan or something. But this... doesn't make since.

[AnonymousWillDestroy]

Behold, the talking bush, where every orifice is a dilated asshole.

[herooftime555]

Who knew there were cactus and panthers in the Eastern part of The United States...?

[codeman38]

I love how you can actually hear the original German song under the English singer.

[Mushroomking1967]

The first thing Pocahontas says to him is that he's a coward and an animal abuser, and he suddenly falls in love with her....makes sense to me?

Also, that talking bush is....stupid. In the Disney movie the talking plant was a tree, makes a little sense because trees are old, but a bush?

[durane42]

9:27 - the movie that dares to ask: what can you do expect from a Wald man?

[durane42]

6:28: Mr. Crotchbone's tongue makes a desperate break for freedom from this terrible film, but is sadly wrangled back into submission.

[durane42]

The graffiti at 5:28 appears to consist of an initial interrogative in blue, using a curious form of question mark consisting of two periods ("Like chicken.."), followed by an extremely zealous and enthusiastic response ("NO"). I'm at a loss as to the meaning of the diagram of a knee joint at the bottom right corner, though.

[durane42]

These guys still haven't gotten the whole "rhyming" business through their heads. Which makes no sense; rhyming usually comes BEFORE grammar in all the kindergarten English books I've seen, and apparently they haven't even covered that yet.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

6:29 SHIT!! (Like this movie)

[artman40]

Look at the bird in 1:51!

[whattheflimflam]

6:15-6:22 WHAT

[LoliMcLollerskates]

I call her Chami, because she is charming.

[LeRach]

Not content with ripping off Disney enough by including a raccoon and a bird, they decided to put a talking plant in there too. >>;

[JimGrim90]

7:16 OHHHHH YEEEEES.

[artman40]

I didn't know before that they had trash cans and graffiti like that back then!

[mybruisedarm]

I think the titanic soundtrack is playing in the background when he sings...

[Burblez]

A sealion, a panther, hyenas, bison, a fugly looking ladybird with a head too tiny for its own brains...

Welcome to the mindfuck!

[punipunipunisher]

Where is any gameplay in these "games"?

[Magargan]

This is it...

[CartoonAddict]

2:06 So Bambi's mother didn't die, she just got transported into a horrific Disney rip-off. (She probably wishes she got killed though.)

[spinnypanda34]

Pocahontas drank so much fire water that she can talk to bushes.

[littleNorwegians]

The raccoon compared the cat with a lion. . .

This isn't Africa!

BTW, love how the streets architecture and time period varies..

[autoamerican79]

he just met Pocahontas fifteen seconds ago, why the hell is he singing already?!

...and did i just saw a panther?...what a bad film...

[GreenGuy1990]

Also, "HELP! HELP! ATTACK SAVAGES! INDIANS! NATIVES! FOREIGNERS!"

...foreigner? Really?

[GreenGuy1990]

How the hell do you get peephole vision from looking through a saloon door?

[HyperSonicXtreme]

2:10 Worst ladybug animation I've ever seen

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Racoon wants some kitty pussy.

[Maruigio]

That song might give me nightmares

[HyperSonicXtreme]

This should be a Phoneix Games Sing A Long LOL!!

[GamerUntouch]

ATTACK SAVAGES

[Ashkihyena]

Well, the talking animals are, maybe normal in this kinda movie, but a talking bush? Seriously?

[Maruigio]

Don't eat from the talking bush!!!

[hrabbit]

lol a talking bush

[ultimatekeez]

6:27 I'm damn sure he said "you wanted to steal that...shit" and realises he swore halfway through saying 'shit'.

[Nero68]

2:13 shows their amazing animations. This time a horse running.

[x7c8r9]

6:20 did he just say damn?

[40cakes]

How would a raccoon know what a lion is?

Shit, it's not like Africa and America are the same continent.

[rebrella]

Yeah but they have hyenas

[40cakes]

LIONS AND HYENAS, ONLY IN VIRGINIAAA

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

America has Mountain Lions. I don't know if there were any in Virginia, though.

[QuikquikMcSliq]

1:12... Why would anyone spray paint "no" on the side of a picket fence?

[skyguy621]

2:00, What in gods name is that?

[40cakes]

A generic "cute" small vertebrate