How to Pick up Chicks #101

[miketonon]

Interesting, what is your personality type? I'm an INTJ.

[judeathan]

shes the one who needs help picking up somone

[MultipleAdam]

Dude, if you were a pimp trying to tell me how to get the good bitches, i'd be okay. Chicks say a lot of what they want. Not all chicks are the same. If i thought you were picking up chicks then i'd listen.

[imonahipppo]

i love her videos, but shes absolutely wrong about asking a lot of questions. that's a huge misconception. no one likes being interviewed and girls are always asked questions alllll the time because guys put the pussy on a pedestal. you'll be more successful if you talk in statement form and go from there. remember to not be too wimpy, give backhanded compliments but still be a gentleman.

[InspectorMontelbano1]

Whilst the woman in the video made some good points, what she forgot to mention is what if the girl you are trying to pick up, refuses to engage with you??

[scubaguy007]

I carry a bowling ball around with me, and when I see a girl I like I walk and ask her if she dropped it. Works everytime! Its also a great workout. Yes it makes me look strange, but I look strange anyway so whatever works...ya know! I love you Josie!

[jasaguayo]

I'm a Hawaiian organ donor :D

[8like8man]

is this a celeb

i know that voice in a cartoon or something

[dishnetwork88]

fuck all this. i see a girl i like i follow her home. straight up.

[joehigashi05]

@dishnetwork88

haha straight pimp right there

[heytheremia]

@dishnetwork88 HAHAHAHA

[ExoticBodyBuilder]

my name is raul munguia and im a fucking tank i dont need this girls fall at my feet and worship me

[havok1337357]

the problem is that they were bad pick-up lines...

if you're pretty well endowed then flop out your old mate, wink at her and say dinner is on me baby!

If lacking in this department just explain to her that you're only talking to her because you've had every other girl in the place!

100% satisfaction guaranteed.

[drewnetwork]

I will attempt this.

So tell me, how do you like being a YouTube commentator?

[AdrenalineFueled1988]

These so called "GIRLS" sound like undeserving self centred bitches, if people dnt like me for who I am do I really give a crap lol, I have to say lookin good tho ;) Now u can rant about how men are masoginistic and arrogant and how they can't spell...

[HAMTAROWNED]

I believe you are getting the wrong idea from this video bubba, shes just trying to give her opinion (girls perspective) on how to present yourself to a woman.

Not sure I am picking up the same "feminist" vibe you are, but please, do point it out since I am really interested in where you are coming from.

[AdrenalineFueled1988]

Lol I dnt know if I was drunk when I watched this vid but I'm sorry. I think it was something along the lines of "girls are only interested in you talking about them" so actually she was just bein frank n tellin it how it is, doesn't mean to say all gals are like that, although most of the ones I've dated are... :)

[PhilloBaggins]

Yeah, so I work with retards. Its a passion.

[heytheremia]

@PhilloBaggins ahahhahaaa yessss!!!

[yeahyeah1821]

@PhilloBaggins we got this one kid, mongo...he's got a forehead like a drive in movie theater

[PhilloBaggins]

@yeahyeah1821 lmao!

[bodicatudor]

keep it simple..just ask for the shag in the first 2 minutes....if its no. then on you move to the next one..

[gabeherb345]

amen

[biffrod]

Excellent, excellent advice.

To refine the technique even further,

don't make the mistake I have:

asking questions rat-tat-tat, like a machine gun, like an interrogation.

The girl will get nervous.

Instead, take your time, and listen to the answers.

Let the next question flow from the answers.

[ramzpaul]

This is great advice. Well, if you want to enter into the friends zone with a girl. Never listen to what girls SAY, watch what they DO.

[biffrod]

Having made my comment below:

@ramzpaul, this is good advice, too.

In general, you should ignore most of the advice you hear and say about what women say they want,

(except for doctorjosiek, ha-ha)

because it's idealistic,

and women are just too capricious.

Instead, as you say, ramzpaul,

watch how they respond.

I was doing this with the Korean woman who works behind the counter at the corner deli only an hour or two ago.

Ha-ha.

[1areyoulookinatme]

interigation,i'll have to try it.should i show my security gaurd badge?

[manweller1]

Thanks f or the adivse u can never not know enough.

[zacfromorchardpark]

If you like her, just tell her. If she does not like you then so what, they are not worth you. Just talk like you would to your best friend.

It's so easy, it is so easy.

Some women like macho men, they seem to be the type that get beat up by their men. Dont look with your balls, see with your eyes.

[zacfromorchardpark]

Its the media's fault thru and thru. it tries to compartmentalise us into thinking everytime a man approaches a woman its for sex or something attributed to sex. Be yourself, if your a cleaner be honest. Girls do like to talk about themselves. They are not the be all end all and neither are men for women.

Pickup lines suck big time, never and I mean never use them.

I did a response to a video about seduction not pretty really and it kinda nailed it on the head.

[Lotheladus]

Actually, if you look like Brad Pitt, you don't have to say anything. Thats the real world, fucked up by the MTV, films, magazines and porn industry.

Girls are brainwashed. Example: Who said shaved vagina was the thing? Porn industry. Who said you have to wear Gucci, Prada, Armani and Vuiton to get friends or to be "acepted". So to you girls, think about that next time a regular guy (a perfectly normal person) starts a conversation with you. It's not guys who are fucked up, but I agree with vid

[Phaustin]

good tips, i already knew... but, thanks for the re-cap :D

5 stars :]

[jraybay]

are you single josie?  (:^D

[alexcamaratv]

is gooddd... i like

[Ilovehateoregon]

your funny

[belukh]

How to drink a cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Datsooon]

haha, i disagree, but that's hilkarious

[Tabletopdesert]

fagg

[shortmikeshort]

But, what if I did help a panda give birth?

[beefy1996]

I HOPE THIS WORKS

[IRONMAIDENFAN2006]

you need some cock josie

[skruyou2]

DUZ THAT REALLY WORK ?

[Bookwormx222]

I have never seen it in action but I think it would work. I know this 'cause I'm a girl.

[WarriorJmack09]

Soooo you seeing anybody??

ha ha ha ha!!!!

i'm just kidding!!

[Zakatsu]

no XD!

[shtfuk666]

haha!shopping at the gap

[ironangel6]

So Josie.. What made you want to help guys ask women out anyway? I was just curious. What kinds of things about a guy keep your attention? And last but not least what are your feelings about getting to know someone online? Talk to you soon.

[gmspeedfreak]

how to pick up chicks - ahh, just be fuckin normal

[Varsa222]

couldn't stop starin at her tits. they are tres bien!

[thegreatcylie369]

i know right

[awesomemaximumdude]

did u misplace ur balls when u were shopping at the gap? lol nice one. good tips btw!

[Lukasjr]

i.... love.... you.... but i already knew that stuff lolz

[tedstyle]

It's called Lowrider from Santana

[tedstyle]

those are some awesome pickup lines!!!

[MEHOLE]

Hmm, how to pick up chicks? How do I pick up you?Hmmm?

[katie666999]

i hate guys being really protective!!!!it drives me nuts i have a dad 4 that!!!!!

[jtkorn89]

yea she is like owen... Im not saying owen's hot lol... Im saying she looks like she could be like owen wilsons hot sister lol

[audionautix]

you're like the female Owen Wilson! Awesome!

[Kittyyyayay]

yeah your right she totally does remind me of owen wilson.

lmao.

[komton]

She kinda looks like him too!

[kirbywatkins]

nice video! thanks for the response!

[namewla]

wow, she is much better than Tanya

[m4dmad]

wakawakakakakak

1.31..

it sure gives me nightmares..

[RooftopViewInLondon]

so what youre saying here...is that guys arent supposed to say something flattering the get their attention, theyre not supposed to talk about themselves at all, especially not if they have anything worth discussing, like their work for the childrens hospital, bc chicks totaly hate guys who are caring T_T and theyre just supposed to sit there while girls talktalktalktalktalk about themselves non stop

worst

advice

ever

[screwuguysgoinghome]

exactly. she just proves once again how exactly the same most women are. its all about them. thankfully theres a couple here and there who arent so selfish. ive never met one personally but im sure theyre out there.... somewhere.

[jryan1971]

Yeah but then you've got some boring girl talking about herself nonstop . . . who wants that?

[burndog65isAlive]

oh damn i use the fallen outa heaven 2much x) good video :D 5*

[suicidekyd]

easy way to find someone to be with... be you and just ask, thats it.... as for what i hate women who dont shut up about thereself... i dont need your whole life story in the first 10 min.

[yorke1111]

wow nice tips and beautiful girl

[abevil30]

Nice work ;)

Bert-

[LisaNova]

Ha ha! I had never heard the tear one before.

[rhondaanthonytanner]

haha good advice for the guys!♥--Hugz and Iced Tea--♥ Brittani aka Rhonda :)

[XenoSilvano]

hahaha

[RogueNovelist]

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

[Jmax777]

in heaven all the interesting people are missing

[kelvin6166]

dunno where i come as a gay man but still i think that will work @_@

[Helghast]

Well I'm a straight guy. And I once came off as an asshole because I once used a cheesey line as a jerk.

[kelvin6166]

..... ok

[HerculesRockefellerr]

Just ask them questions and listen to what they got to say n' shit!

[NorCalCorsello]

Sound advice. So, how do you like living in D.C.? Are you from there originally? What kind of music do you like? Just kidding. I was just trying to put your advice into use. Good video. New subscriber!

[pascaletquentin]

you're wonderful!

[GovernorWatts]

You've had a guy tell you he "just got back from 'nam?" Christ. Lend me the keys to your time machine, would you?

[mikegooch40]

i like the line, NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK? its good as gold

[MaradanPuck]

Yeah, I know lol. It's funny when my friends do that. I just be polite and smile to girls and try to interactive with them if I see a connection.