CH Live: NYC - Matt McCarthy

[AkabanGaming]

''Bye, good, world, cruel, FUCK I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS RIGHT!'' LOL

[chicawazzzzzzza]

this guy and streeter would make a killer double

[KingMonk10]

I just found an old commercial from Fios with you in it...I knew I recognized you.

[xXZeroClaymoreXx]

This guy is like the actor version of Louis CK.

[Vendoman500]

lol puerto ricans don't make tacos mexicans do

[Warchild281]

Jethro Tull shirt!!!!

[TheAceofNate]

this guy is like louis ck

[edgarrodriguez333]

my birthday is on st. patricks day...

[SecondQuantisation]

After 0:58 I don't think I heard anything else, I was laughing too much

[SKETCHedTV]

1:32 Happened to me too. Four year old punks...

[menomineekidsvids]

Best one so far

[napaindians6]

hope nobody in the audience was wearing jeggings... haha

[picklejar222]

he looks like louis ck

[mcguff32]

reminds me of Louis C.K.

[lefty156]

Enjoy your taco and rape

[bearcavalry3]

Awesome Jethro Tull shirt!

[lilsheep68]

nert ermerused

[thesparitan]

this guy is funny

[arcthelad1001]

Totally saw him on Cash Cab!!

[aimerj51]

If I'm reading this, it means I fucked it up somehow! haha

[HalfBlackZack]

enjoy your toco and rape

[1844Freddy]

fuck orange people!

[rushpython100]

nice jethro tull shirt!

[Paratrooper177]

Everybody look out for the tough guy!!!

[xcalibur4ever]

this dude just released an album, it's hilarious.

[jedimindtrick1001]

that was funny bit im puerto rican and that was a little much he shuld of said rice and beans cause thats wat i get but the ending suicide note was fukin hilarious

[xcalibur4ever]

@jedimindtrick1001 i'm pr too, and if he said rice and beans it wouldn't have been nearly as funny.

[LawsonComedy]

I saw this guy at "Ghandi where are you?" @ Lucky Jack's yesterday. He's great.

[Phishparty]

The one about the comic book made me laugh more than I have in a while.

[THEBUTTERTOAST10]

Enjoy your taco and rape lol

[Wanger95]

#LOL

[Guichotpresident]

LOVE the suicide notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jmac2230]

bye good world cruel! FUCK I CANT EVEN DO THIS RIGHT!!! #LOL

[MikeIronweaver56]

lololol Tough Guy and "Turn around" were great!

[Preditor117]

"If you are reading this, it means I am already dead. If I am reading this, it means I fucked it up somehow."

brilliant.

[iamtherandomer]

THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!! hes absolutely awesome.

"I mean you'd be bummed that ur friend was dead, but this wud be fucking awesome"

It made me wanna kill myself JUST so I cud leave that note!!! ;)

[Jjjazzj4]

OMG its the guy from the verizon fios commercials!! :0

[GanglandProductions]

'enjoy your taco and rape'

brillant

[JeseRocchild]

@GanglandProductions puerto ricans don't eat tacos

[binot]

he looks like lewis ck =)

[metalwaffle94]

...if im reading this it means i fucked it up real badly

[ImagineA92]

WITH HIS BIGG OLL DICK!

[SlapmyFlap]

Those last two suicide notes were amazing.

[Watupm]

enjoy ur taco and rape, LOL

[StatuesBleedingGreen]

the suicide note part was genious

[GanglandProductions]

is it ironic at all that you spelt genius wrong ?

[yunggun44]

struttin around tough town with his big ol' dick

[ericallencurtis123]

eew... tough guy, toughin around tough town with his big ole dick!!!!

[ImUrKillJoY]

"hey wheres your watermelon and fried chicken?" lol

[CuteFluffyLion]

Nice Jethro Tull shirt.

[rammsteinfreak4]

because he paid 200 dollars for a comic book, and it was a bag of herbs and spices

[TehMangoMan]

he accidentally bought drugs.

[tools747]

marijuana lol.... drugs mate

[curious2see963]

Is this the cable guy from the verizon fios commercials?

[uy5t7]

thats what i thought

[plainbond]

very good.

[chrisingoodcompany]

i like his style. pretty good.

[StSIZpanX]

this guy reminds me so much of louis ck 5/5

[BrownTurk]

one of the best or best ch stand up

[estpwner]

2:30 to the end ! lmao!

[watcherthatboxer]

This guy has his own youtube channel:

frontpagefilms

His vids are fucking hilarious, and each one gets like under 1000 views.

I saw him on Today's Big Thing, and I was like "That's the guy from CH Live!"

[xxzizlxx]

I saw this guy on a commercial recently.  I think it might have been for Comcast. So I'm watching the TV and then it clicks "that was him from collegehumor"! -awesome stand up as well

[horriblyunfunny]

This was amazing. Best guy on the playlist, by so much. Everyone else sucked. I love this man. :)))

[pdew2101]

lol

[SuperMopTop]

Toughin' around tough town with his big old dick!! lol

[schnurr31]

lmao taco and rape

[Iegendlol]

''Turn this note over to find out why I commit suicide. '' xDD

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

Hahah hes the funniest from these live videos so far.

[BioHazard874]

Yah

[djordan22]

kinda like zach zalafianakis

[asianmatt2012]

you butchered his name.

[khanflesh]

Nothing like Galifianakis. They both have beards, but that's about it.

[pnoozi]

@khanflesh he has a similar demeanor. they are similar.

[TitaniumToothpaste]

@pnoozi no he doesnt

no they arent

[pnoozi]

@TitaniumToothpaste have you ever seen galafanakis do stand up?

[TitaniumToothpaste]

@pnoozi yeah, in fact i saw live at the purple onion for liek the third time two nights ago

and they are nothing alike

[jek21]

@khanflesh The biggest difference is this guy is reasonably funny.

[fatboymatt]

this guy is recording a comedy CD april 27 @ COMIX in NYC

i have inside info

[patrickfuckingdavis]

HAHAHA i loved that

[icequeengw]

omg that was the best one!!!

[smeerios]

Best CH Live ive seen

[Jsuarez6]

That would be great on a shirt, "Look at the other side to see why I want to commit suicide." Written on both the front and back.

[fooshfoosh]

kinda looks like a bigger Louis CK lol.

good stuff

[chowchow3000]

very very funny. and very very nice Tull shirt.

[xMandMproductionsx]

hahahahaha man hes good

[Yeeren]

Hah, this guy is great! Is he doing this professionally?

[TheFadedSG]

Haha, turn this over to see why I committed suicide, *flip*turn this over to see why I committed suicide

XD

[HDGL]

oh i missed it the first time, lucky you repeated it :|

[EkkuZakku]

LMAO the suicide notes were hilarious XD

[wnelek]

if you are reading this, it means i am already dead.

if i am reading this, it means i've fcked it up somehow.

[sniperscope20]

lol that was funny

[xXAlexV2121Xx]

last

[ruhovkil]

NIce Jethro Tull shirt. Mad respect

[blackskullbass]

was thinking the same thing. Ian anderson fucking rules

[gasb911]

this guy is awesome

[X3MUSEWOOO]

fuckin awesome

[Alprazolam]

throughout the whole damn video i'm like "goddam it he looks so familiar, did i see him on comedy central?" yea i did on the verizon fios commercials , he plays the cable guy...chinese chicken, chicken from china...it's a delicacy...

[jriss321]

this was pretty hilarious

[MGAH5000]

Isn't This The Guy From The Verision Fios Commercials

[oskiex]

oh shit you are right..!!!no wonder he looks so familiar...

[MGAH5000]

LMAO

[doranduh]

Haha, this guy was the coach on CH's "the other team" video xD

[HowsUrPenis]

I wish i could say stuff like that to all race

[MuchoPeni]

Mine's is great, yourself?

[wbrycem]

My penis is fine, thank you

[hazahaxa]

Taco and rape! A bit of revenge racism.

[fatboymatt]

homemade

[CRAPCANNONS]

A homemade Jethro Tull t-shirt?

That is indeed a rare caliber of awesome.

I am officially impressed.

[yoyoyozo]

yeah he def. fucked up his suicide hahaha

funny shit irish

[whiteycubano3]

haha tacos and rape

[xmennerd]

i luv this guy!

[yourralphness]

suicide note bit was funny

[edinayc]

Good shit 5*

[ixWONDERLANDxi]

is that the Doritos beer guy?

[SaturnProds]

tacos aren't puerto rican you fool.

[247custard]

32000th view!!

[onoj]

That's Gold. good laugh to clear out the old funny bones

[pinkshadow123]

hahah good one in a while.

[Kickass1234567]

wat was his commic book??

[Snuggleumpakis]

Wow CH didn't censor for once, keep this going you pussies. Don't sell out.

[CubexDE]

CH only censors the stuff they make for TV. Most of their videos either have no cussing, or they aren't censored.

[nheimi99]

hahahahahahhahaha loved the first jokes

[KSRothwell]

I saw your stupid vids, and you're a fucking moron, cuz they suck shit.

[rangerfox532]

ha pretty funny guy

[jetx67]

i love the last note

[jimemarsden]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[axebodyspray71]

funny shit!

[joinerdoug]

didnt do anything for me

[SimplePlan397]

It wasn't until he got home that he realised what?

[xxxguitarhero]

his comic book was actually a bag of oregano

[JazSmithPresentation]

good comedian there

[calebthevideomaker]

haha this stuff is hillarious

[The505Guys]

He's great lol!

[tiuric77]

Big Ole Dick. 5 stars.

[war4rock]

not funnt soz tos hit to watch!

[xxxxTheDonxxxx]

Tiny bit shit, not bad bud just a little forced and cliched.

[Blink182Hero]

omg anyone this is really important at the start of this vid where it says 3,2,1 where do u get that or wat is it off !!!!!!!!!

[bendertl31]

reminds me of Louis CK

[burningsky21]

LOLZ

[kyokyostr]

LOLOL

[PerfectBlindness]

1:46

[backwaterbuffalo]

a poor hackneyed version of the brilliant louis c.k.

[badboybill911]

Not even funny..

This guy sucks

[AstroScorp1]

taco? Puerto Rican?? Racism is ignorant.

[Killazach]

You obviously didn't get the point

[PwnStarr]

yore ignerint!

[samajin1]

yeah, especially if you consider the fact that a taco isn't a puerto rican food

[AstroScorp1]

Exactly.

[TheSnowMiser111]

damn nothing happened.

[LivingAloud]

This is the best stand up on college humor!

[jac22k]

looks like jim gaffagan but with red hair

[Rustyrunaway]

jim gaffagan....?

[vaushawk]

hoo hoo hoo wu tang

[forgetthosepants]

enjoy your taco and rape...hahahahah

[dylanmmc]

toughing around tough town with his big ol dick, lmao

[dontcallmelizzie]

This guy is really funny! I hope I hear more about him soon.

[ros4211]

turn this over...lol

[PAOLO46M]

the begining was alright cuz i have already heard those jokes... so i didnt laugh much..

but in the end with the suicide letters it was pretty funny 4.5/5

[iwantram3n]

LMFAO hilarious

and isnt this the guy from that comcast commercial or something? i swear ive seen him somewhere..

[lololol345]

I think he is the red haired guy from the Verizon FIOS commercials.

[tvk331]

yup

[iwantram3n]

lmao yeah thats it

[pretzels23]

instead of water melon he should have said wheres your grape juice and fried chicken

[aaronbow70690]

same thing

[Samshadabam]

red coolade

[timster12123]

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE! i want my grape drank baby

[shaun9169]

Oh dave chappelle is the SHIT

[HauntKettle]

SUGAR WATER PURPLE

[girl2h4u]

lmfaooo i love dave chappelle

[Sherb9]

that was hilarious! I hope he gets big someday