Dante and the Drunk White Woman

[jimsty19889507]

Thumbs up if you seen this guy at Heinz field for the "Magnus Rex" shoot!!

[musicxdominates]

That was hilarious!

[Paloomi]

This guy was rather boring. It's like, "Yeah I don't have any real material, so I'll just continuously go silent and talk to this chick in the crowd to see if she can give me material to work with."

[rickybobby5150]

Rhinonocermus!

[goggilly]

wow.. this was lame

[MrSuka19]

HAHA!

[f0reverdirt]

RhinoceMous!

[tusepagliacco]

Lol this guy's funny

[jonsamuthafucka]

watch this with the captions...........hahahahahah­ahahahahah

[vict0r1ous]

just like scary movie

[rureallysorry]

red neck comedy im not laughing

[MrMcConnon]

Rhinosinus??

[L3WiiMELuK]

@MrMcConnon hahah i thought that and looked for this comment :P

[stargazer555]

@MrMcConnon: yeah, they can play the saxomophone! :)

[bengalzWINsuperbowl]

21 assholes haahhaha

[MusicManDan13]

yeah dante's a beast. Hey frozen i was at the shooting tonight. hella cool huh

[FroZenDarkKisseS]

omg i love dante, he was our host at a movie shoot last nite, i got his autograph. hes helllla cool too!!:D

[justxav]

He looks like dance dance revolution guy

[lukyganesh]

obviously he was referring to the endangered sumatran rhino - they live in the jungle

[myspaceBLOODARTIST]

LOL! Great shit.

[ddbd]

0:35 "rhinosumus"???????

[Verceti1]

@ddbd yeah dude...they're a large grey mammal with horns from the continent of aflika...god

[MrMcConnon]

@ddbd probably got tongue tied lol

[pak10ucnttrust]

what a shitty comic

[terrence77477]

i need to practice my "anti-heckler" execution like that, so simple, didnt go overboard, no need to swear and it was still very funny

[rogerrodd]

Excellent "execution" from a seasoned pro.

[pberdy]

Hahaha!

[dantethecomic]

Thanks everyone. I need to post more with Hecklers. My fav video is actually a musical bit I did at the friars club years ago when I was like 90lbs heavier. Its called RACISM THE MUSICAL if you look it up on here. Also my new comedy CD is available for download at Itunes, amazon and just about every online music site. Thanks for watching and all the nice comments.

[pak10ucnttrust]

@dantethecomic u mug

[chrisctlr]

i seen this guy once at a comedy club.. and his funniest shit was when he was making fun of hecklers.. it was hilarious.

[trickthemartyr]

Rhino in the Jungle?

[zombieboy9x3]

you have to keep your cool when you get heckled and maintain control of the room... if you don't your fucked, ie michael richards.

[eaodak]

Long Island women posses a special kind of charm....

[MrNightOwl88]

""GLADLY,tokbmigigigiiaaaah"

[mattincalifornia]

When i do stand up at open mics, its always the women that are like "What?!" or "I dont get it" or "That was dumb" accompanied with a dirty look.

[Sadochrist]

@mattincalifornia dirty as in wants to sleep with you or dirty as in stab you? What do women find funny any way?

[Sabre809]

@mattincalifornia Good god do I hate that.

[jonf21c]

Good response dude lol

[Alex618mir]

women arent shy to say what they think and feel,and white people are known ot be..well .."special" when they are drunk

[FarYEAR]

haha tthis guy is good

[ineebriate]

lmfao

[darkestdays11]

haha this guy was good

[Alex618mir]

I think that drunk white women start the white trash insult

[Sleepdancer87]

I like surfing heckler bashing and this is one of the funniest i've seen tonight.

[DirtyAlgerian]

dude ....joe rogan vs carlos mencia...wow

[4eva2cool]

"ashoolleggoloeblahgodelgohlla­lalala"

hahahahahahahaha LMAO

[pokerslut530]

it was ok... i honestly think it if you weren't trying to be so polite about it, that it'd be twice as good. the last part about cutting off her head was hilarious :)

[destroyerofsenses]

fat girls have frozen snickers, haha

[ehrenk1]

lol

[killzwitskillz]

lol every heckler i saw on youtube have been old skanky drunk chicks...

[mike23984]

Yea what is with all the female hecklers?

[oglocgeeks]

@mike23984 They're pissed off that they can't be funny.

[northernsoul44]

@mike23984 I read an article about how women make bad managers, because they take everything too personally. So there is your answer.

[rakuencallisto]

@mike23984 They fiend on attention more than wolves to a carcass.

[pilgor87]

"it would still be on the ground goin blah blah blah

[Cuah123]

drunk white woman

[0Doomer0]

Dante is fucking awesome

MY SIS LOVES YA DANTE

[Poofyponcho]

is your sis hot or what. hooks it ups.

[comicdante]

Thanks you guys

[TheNaughtyPants]

Rhinocemous LOL!! You're very funny.

[drklankenheimer]

"Ask the bartender for a pickle jar...." aaaahahahah. Gold.

[bezerk87]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH dude awesome :D