Tooth Pull by Bow and Arrow

[James55224]

I used to be an adventurer like you in till I took a arrow with a tooth.

[D4N1L01994]

he used to have that tooth, but then he toke an arrow to the string attached to his tooth

[1xXxEMOBOYxXx4]

@D4N1L01994 fail.

[D4N1L01994]

@1xXxEMOBOYxXx4 uhmm no.

[1xXxEMOBOYxXx4]

@D4N1L01994 yes.

[D4N1L01994]

@1xXxEMOBOYxXx4 your username is :D

[1xXxEMOBOYxXx4]

@D4N1L01994 So iz uR FaCe. StOp TrOlLiNg, Trollfag.

[D4N1L01994]

@1xXxEMOBOYxXx4 haha look how you are writing, learn proper english, and the fag is the emo ofcourse :)

[edsent8129]

hmmmm....i just puuled them out with my bare hands,tough me.

[Zasiar]

i used to be a kid like him, then i took an arrow in the teeth..

[hunterzellars]

suddenly i think back to my childhood good times good times

[ILuvCE]

pause at 0:41 and look at his vommitting faceee

[TacosIncorperated]

I was going to make the joke that shall not be named. then I took an arrow to the knee

[TyraVane]

That just made my day ..

*Vomit*

[Solemntears]

my dad just pulled my teeth out (when they were ready to come out) with his bare hands. It hurt alot and blead alot

[platinumspino2]

pause at 0:40 and see his face :3

[GuitarFretMan]

What the fuck.

[RantingRuckus]

i love watching small children bleed

[thecoadwordis]

@RantingRuckus you disgusting fucking cunt i hope a clown with black and red face painting slits your throat in your sleep you disgusting waste of human fucking life.

[Drpwnage9000]

like um......OWWW!!!!

[GattiF50]

"What are we getting ready to do Wubby?"

"Pull mah thoof out."

*evil laugh*

[MetalGearSEAL4]

circumsition with a hunting rifle

[silyanina]

good! next step: shave him for the first time with a lawn mower

[AydenDouglas]

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[chriscos123]

Wow...Rednecks..

[USAamericaUSA]

@chriscos123 Wow your a fucking nigger.

[chriscos123]

@USAamericaUSA And...your a redneck? I could be wrong, but so are you since im not black.

[USAamericaUSA]

@chriscos123 No. Im middle class, dont sleep with my cousin but I hunt and like to offend peole with that word. Quit associating hunting with rednecks. and im not using nigger in a racial term. It started out as a person thought of as stupid or uneducated. Im using it to call you uneducated because you are. I dont go shoot a deer and strap it to my hood and go have sex wit my cousin. You cant bash somthing you dont know anything about. ANd you dont know anything about hunting.

[chriscos123]

@USAamericaUSA Wow...you have some really good points there, but just one minor detail was overlooked..

WHEN IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK DID I SAY ANYTHING REMOTLEY ABOUT HUNTING?

[USAamericaUSA]

@chriscos123 Hmm. Bow and arrow and rednecks. That sounds like sombody saying hunting is rednecky to me.

[chriscos123]

@USAamericaUSA Bow and arrows and redne...fuck it, it's like talking to a wall....

[xxx666riley666xxx]

@chriscos123 Bow and Arrows are mainly used for hunting.

[Sammmi666]

@xxx666riley666xxx dude you fail. bad.

[Soldierd95]

i wonder how his mother gave birth 2 him

[kwizatch]

I bet he was circumcized with a cannon.

[youneedRKO]

why use arrow, Use a bullet :))

[ClevelandClips]

You know you have a great life when arguing about penises on the web.

[KnifeLover97]

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[eliasandchaz]

hahahahaha 0:41

[eliasandchaz]

hahahahaha 0:41



[Raygunmach15]

HOLY SHIT THIS KID HAS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BEEGIL]

I bet most of that blood is rope burn

[TheNerdunderground]

hey look johnny knoxville before jackass

[yelnikcmssur]

@jritch89 im american, not english

[yelnikcmssur]

@jritch89 it was actually hardwick who turned it into a penis joke...or a penile mutilation joke...even worse

But then again, American comedy is pretty fucking lame

At least in England they know how to make a proper penis joke and make it funny, and it usually doesn't involve discussing circumcising a 5 year old boy

[lololol835]

Who wants to know how they remove scrotum piercings?

[SamuraiSchiavone]

@lololol835 OUCH!!!!!!! That hurt me a little just reading that! LOL!

[lololol835]

@SamuraiSchiavone

Just something to think about before anyone gets a prince albert :)

[yelnikcmssur]

@lololol835 people who get prince alberts usually dont think at all

[lololol835]

@yelnikcmssur

Point

[bubywashere]

cicrumcision's r 4 pusssy's

[oceanpeople5]

thats not his mom thats our dentist

[SCREWEDUPCLICK4LIFE1]

hahahaahahahaahahhahahaahahah @ the end lol

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Words cannot describe how retarded you are.

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Sounds like someone's pissed off he's got smegma clogging his dick.

It is when that part of your anatomy serves no real purpose and harbors bacteria. Those who bitch about circumcision are those who are simply looking for something to get mad about. Sounds to me like your life isn't very fulfilling... Whereas mine is... Ain't that just a bitch?

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

3 responses to my 1... How cute. And you think I'm the one mad, while you sit there and pretend like you're alright and that you're laughing. So very cute. :)

Smegma is a combination of dead skin cells and sweat, and it harbors bacteria, not kills it. You're so retarded and blind to the facts... It would be pathetic if it weren't so hilarious.

Also, are you a virgin? Because you apparently don't know the basic anatomy of a womans vagina, or where her clit is located.

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

You've achieved epic new levels of dumbassery, and this- another 3 posts of tripe because someone's feeling butthurt?

1) Smegma is dead skin cells and sweat. There is nothing anti-bacterial about either. Go look it up, retard.

2) Provides lubrication in the same way swamp ass lubricates my ass cheeks. By sweating (forming smegma). Retard.

3) The foreskin is merely extra skin in terms of form, and can't, in any way, stimulate the clit any more than a circumcised penis.

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

So, the question remains... Are you pissed off and jealous, going on an anti-circumcision rampage because your dick is clogged with smegma, or is it because women don't want to see your slimy, uncut worm, and you're still a virgin? Q_Q

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Hmmmm... Now, not only are you a retard, but you're both a liar and a coward, posting on someone's profile, but disabling it on your own.

You're not married to anyone, and if you were, it's a pathetic marriage if they were to leave you due to circumcision. Stop playing house, and grow up.

Also, half the world smokes daily. I guess there must be nothing wrong with it if so many people are doing it. That kind of logic is held only by idiots.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator and she would leave me if I got cut, because she happens to be one of those women who can NOT cum with half-dicks. That's how I found out about clitoral-foreskin neuron gliding action in the first place.

It would be selfish of me, depriving her of orgasms through intercourse for the rest of her life. I would leave me too. If you do actually ever get laid, expect her "orgasm" to remind of when harry met sally, because it will just as fake

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

And BTW, you may want to go get some help, because you've got quite the imagination... It worries me because I'm sure I'm not the first one you've lied to about yourself or your life. You just give me the vibe of being a chronic liar, and that can be a pretty serious condition.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator lol...so my wife is a cunt, but i don't have a wife. Very intelligent, kiddo. Trust me kid, you will do this for the rest of your life anytime someone says circumcision is pointless. You and I both know you are insecure about your penis, so who are you trying to convince? I didn't mutilate your dick. Take it up with your mommy.

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

So you don't know the definition of "supposed", either? Your *supposed* wife, meaning, the made-up, make believe wife you speak of... The same made-up, make believe smegma that is anti-bacterial. Neither exist, yet you still describe them in ways that shoot you in the foot for both intelligence and realism. Anyone who would stick around with a wife that would leave him for cutting of something as useless as his foreskin, is a pathetic, desperate, man with no dignity. Seek help.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator it's only "useless" according to kids like you who dont have it, why do you think you are born with it??? LMFAO

seek help, kiddo

and if i were a woman, i would leave someone too, if they didn't care about their sexual pleasure, think about it, kiddo

remember, i GUARANTEE you will reply with some insecure rant about how "useless" the part of the body that your mommy sliced off is

again, kid.don't rant at me, rant at your mommy who sliced off part of your dick

i guarantee

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Again, continuing to prove your lack of knowledge on, and your inability to research, the female and male anatomy. Its really sad that you continue to deny the facts, after I've made you look like a fool over and over again. By all means, continue, though... You're the one with the shovel- keep digging that hole.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator If you have to actually say "I've made you look like a fool" it's pretty obvious that you are insecure and you want to "win" the argument

not only do you have to tell yourself your half-dick is an improvement, you also have to tell yourself that you are winning an argument

it's pretty sad, kid. Who are you trying to convince? I would never, ever get part of my dick chopped off, but if you like having a partial dick, good for you, i'm happy for you, but your pestering is insane

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Apparently I'm trying to convince a no body... A no body who would rather live in denial just so he can believe he was right rather than admit that he's a liar and move on.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator Well, kiddo. Like most normal people, I will admit I was wrong when someone demonstrates to me that I am wrong. What have you demonstrated? Nothing. In fact, you refuse to go read up on the Oxford Study titles "Foreskin gliding action" probably because you're afraid i'm right.

All you have done is sling childish 13 yr old insults and me and called my wife a cunt. Demonstrate your point and prove me wrong, kid.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator You have called me every name in the book, you have even attacked my wife and called her a cunt. She is one of the sweetest people in the world. She simply asked me not to ever get circumcised. That's not being a cunt.

You are a very bitter and angry little boy. I probably shouldn't keep replying and feeding your rage. Every time I tell you a fact about dick mutilation, you just get angrier. Your rage is actually quite remarkable. If you refuse to do the research, I can't help you

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

You're certainly a huge fan of fairy tales.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator again, just an insult.. No insight. You're a wealth of knowledge (lmao) go do some research, kiddo. Then come back and we'll talk about the conclusions of the studies.

You're certainly an angry young man, aren't you?

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

You've really got nothing else to say. You've told your fairy tales, spewed false info, and you've looked like a fool the entire time. You've deleted everything, yet you continue to post FUD, that you will also, likely, soon delete. Stop wasting my time, take a deep breath, and use that energy spent on defending your sorry claims to do some research.

In closing, I'm done responding to you. The facts have been posted, and you refuse to accept them. Your loss.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator You're done replying? Thank god! And what exactly is it that I deleted? Nothing. Fail again on your part. You haven't stated ANY facts. You have only called me names. You haven't even successfully refuted any of the facts that I have stated.

It's obvious to anyone to reads this that you now question circumcision, in your head of course. On paper, you have to call people names who give you documented evidence that your dick was degraded by mutilation.

You really need to grow up

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator and by the way, kiddo...I've recently decided to leave youtube so there won't even be a channel to respond to...if you do so...which you will because you seem like a liar. You haven't refuted any facts I stated. You are just an angry and insecure little boy. It is a FACT that foreskin helps a woman cum and stimulates THE CLITORIS. Your half-dick was mutilated by mommy and you will try to justify it to feel like a real man, which you are not.

Deal with it, and move on, kiddo!

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

In order to "refute facts" there must be facts stated in the first place. Your foreskin isn't going to magically reach up and stimulate the clit any more than a circumsized dick is, because the foreskin is simply that, excess skin on the end of your dick, nerves or not. Any woman that tells you she can't get off without an uncircumcised dick is a liar, and you would be a retard to fall for it (even though she's merely a fictional character designed to give you more leverage).

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Furthermore, I'm quite happy that you'll be leaving YouTube. That's one less retard to be cluttering up comment sections with their false info because they're too stupid to do a bit of research on a very simple subject. The fact of the matter is, neither your combination of dead skin cells and sweat, or your extra skin, is going stimulate a woman any better than a circumcised man. So, stop making shit up, and thanks for proving to me that you're a fail troll.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator lol...I am leaving youtube...and it's because of ignorance (ala..people like you)

and I thought you weren't going to reply anymore. So, not only are you an angry, insecure little boy, you're also a liar. LoL

have fun, kiddo

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Do you need the definition of "ruse" as well? I indicated that I would be ignoring you. You then responded trying to further conflict... When that didn't work, you came back with a more aggressive attitude and posted both here and on my profile, proving that you're merely attempting to troll (poorly). You might as well go and delete these comments like you did the dozen or so comments you deleted earlier, because everyone who reads this will come to the same conclusion as I.

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Have fun with your pillow wife and superiority complex, but if you will, we don't want your insecurity here, so please, hurry up and GTFO of YouTube- there's enough dumbasses around here as is.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator i thought you weren't going to reply anymore. lol

so we have a

1. half-dick

2. name-caller

3. ignoramus

4. and now a liar as well

lovely, kiddo

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator Kiddo, I don't even have to own you anymore.

You've just proven to any and all that you are a liar. You said you weren't going to reply anymore and you have replied four times since. It's pathetic. You can't let it go because you are insecure.

I'll show you what an honest person would do. I'm tired of owning you and trying to educate you and your partial penis. You've got real mommy issues, kid. I am actually not going to reply anymore. Watch what an honest person does, kid.

[yelnikcmssur]

@Tboninator Dude, 7storymaggot is right. Instead of simply arguing for what you want to be true, you should look up the facts and make sure. You just look like a pathetic little ass, who is probably circumcised.

For god's sake, they even talked about that shit on E.R. How fucking retarded are you, son?

[HALE2daKINGbaby]

@yelnikcmssur i hope he is circumcised. no one wants a baby elephant trunk xD.

[Tboninator]

@yelnikcmssur

So what I've said is wrong? How fucking retarded are you, son? There have been studies and evidence to support both sides. The bottom line is, it's an insignificant matter that does not reduce quality of life or significantly improve it, so who gives a fuck?

[yelnikcmssur]

@Tboninator Show me a single study that gives any evidence or indication that circumcision does not reduce the quality of a man's sex life, or the pleasure received by his female partner?

There is none, that is absolutely impossible. That's like saying cutting off your tongue will not affect the quality of your taste buds.

That is seriously what is retarded, my friend. All mammals have foreskin (male and female) it protects glans and adds stimulation during intercourse. Ask your doctor.

[yelnikcmssur]

@Tboninator I've even thought about having my foreskin restored. It only costs about $100 bucks. Plus, I'm moving to Holland in the spring and I would be the only man there who is missing part of his penis.

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

And for the record, you claim that smegma, which consists of dead skin cells and sweat, is antibacterial, as well as the idea that the foreskin somehow can stimulate the clitoris any more than a circumcised penis... That's hilarious, because it shows how very little you know about the female anatomy, as well as your own worm.

Finally, you claim I was "attacking you", when in fact, you were the one to comment about people with circumcised dicks, before I ever posted. 'Tard.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator no i said "why would he be circumcised if he's not jewish or muslim"

and yes i am married, something you will never experience because I can tell you have never had a woman. You're probably some little 16 year old pothead who still masturbates with his mommy's laptop.

And if you weren't insecure, you wouldn't be claiming that 80% of all dicks in the world are full of slime because they're not all sliced up like yours. Take it up with someone who cares, half dick

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

Which is a comment on circumcision. Do you not understand the definition of "comment"?

Who's the insecure one? Me? I'm perfectly calm and dissecting each thing you say, while you're frantically trying to claim I'm insecure, so quick to point out your successful life and how I could never hope to have what you have. Typical troll tactic... The oldest, lamest, most over used tactic in the book, and you used it... Unsuccessfully.

[Tboninator]

@7StoryMagnet

So to sum this whole thing up...

1) You're not married, you're simply an insecure 'tard with no leverage.

2) You don't know the basic female anatomy, which is evidence against you being married. Given what you've said, you're likely just as you described me. That would be called projection, which is common among fail-trolls.

3) Your supposed wife is a superficial cunt for basing your marriage on your uncircumcised dick, even though she gains nothing from it.

[7StoryMagnet]

@Tboninator but like all circumcised men, you are so insecure that you will never stop arguing so I will just agree with you. All dicks in the world are "slimy" because theyre not mutilated like yours. Do you feel better now, half dick?

I can always get cut if I wanted to, but I wouldn't want to and my wife would kill me.

You, on the other hand, will be a half dick forever so you HAVE to try to justify it. Mommy sliced up your dick and you will do anything to justify it, trust me kiddo

[iiBLoRGaSiM]

THATS SOOO HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!

[AlienWorkshopxXx]

That kids tough lol he didnt even make any noise wen it came out

[nmorrell2013]

dude he was like man i didnt even feel it

[xranger56x]

now imagine if the tooth didnt get pulled out... the arrow woulda came back and smacked him in the face. or worse :D. risk just makes it even more fun :D

[MnSPictures]

@xranger56x lol theres no way that coulda happened. not with that kind of a bow.

[MMorris1632]

lol he didn't eve feel it!

[fearme1012]

ok that kid is freaking beast if he didnt scream lol

[eloyADAN]

i woulda been SO freaked out he was like 5! XD i would be scared even doing that now (14 lol)

[atl1503]

he took it like a champ i would be crying for 2 hours strait and im 16 lol jk

[mUNkEeREaPEr]

lol kid a trooper right there, looks pretty quick and painless

[lawls1337]

did he died?

[4340cupcake]

aww my bother pulled his first tooth out with a blanket - ont on purpose - and i was at my friends he had to call me! he was crying sooo hard he wanted me home so badly! lol this kid looks like he did fine though :)

[PenusComenter]

penus

[zacheriajoseph]

@PenusComenter You mean penis commentor? Dumbass.

[gamer987100]

stone age dentestry

[DoctorSess]

what a champion!

[crunkman407]

I wish my first came out that way....

[1000FeatheredOwl]

in Soviet Russia, tooth pulls you!

[dreidl19380]

@1000FeatheredOwl I can't stop laughing at your comment thumbs up =D

[1000FeatheredOwl]

@dreidl19380 In Soviet Russia, a sense of humor is taken care of with a bullet, that's why I speaks the truth, if that means I shoot you for laughing at me, so be it... haha*blam*

[TheAMGClub]

Chuck Norris Bungie jumped off a bridge hanging from his tooth at his age

[MNBeats]

you know you're a redneck when....

[knightace2002]

@MNBeats baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaa­aa new redneck joke lmao

"you know your a redneck when during ur childs first tooth pull, you tie it to an arrow and shoot it to make it come out" xD

[USAamericaUSA]

@knightace2002 how does having a bow mean youre a redneck. youre a nigger.

[knightace2002]

@USAamericaUSA dude if u can't take a joke then gtfo ok? i was kidding it's from the blue color comedy thing geez

[1stonewall01]

At least fucking Dick Cheney was not shooting the bow.

[sniperkoz21]

@1stonewall01 lol

[TOsmusic]

God I hope wubby is a nickname...

[curvimomma]

@TOsmusic It is... but does it really matter?

[MrGaberton]

Tough kid!

[watchadebu]

i pulled one of my teeth out by tying a string to a door and kicking it closed..its not bad

[hellboy0o]

he is a trooper right there

[WASSOish]

thats fucked up but at the same time prietty cool better than pulling it with pushing a door or eany of the usual shit

[MrFunkers]

I do!!

[Skrimitz]

dude more of his teeth could have come out.

[blackrowstones]

now that would have gotten a 5 star rating there!

[DrivinHigh9]

lol!!! that was amazing!

[Gamer4672]

now when i have kids i will remove their teeth the fun way :D

[blargh2blargh]

well shit i'm surprised his tooth didn't cut his lip in half

[CrackerAssHillbilly]

i for 1 admire the parents for raising a tough kid that didnt cry like a sissy.

[curvimomma]

@CrackerAssHillbilly He is one hell of a kid! We are so proud of him! LOL

[curvimomma]

@CrackerAssHillbilly He is one hell of a kid! We are so proud of him! LOL

[Born4evilJr]

fucking rednecks

[MACandLEE]

lol and I thought the tooth and the closing the door thing was crazy... wow....

[project003]

who names their kid wobbie???

[Notokayipromise]

DENTAL PLAN!

[MastahShake420]

thats fucking funny. lol

[happboy1]

Omg... rednecks...

[potato511]

the kid had a filling at like 8?!?

[420istheone]

lol fuckin hicks

[CradleInTheCrater]

The dad has the most sinister laugh XD

[magicdevil97]

redneck fo life south ga

[pieislikesoawesome]

fake, there was no string tied to the bow

[curvimomma]

@pieislikesoawesome Its not fake.. it happened... check out the full length video. You see the string move when the bow is shot.

[hnate123]

those parents are fucked up

[fggfrffgh]

that hurt watching

[ccshakes]

my dad used to use pliers and i thought that was mean....lol what happens if the tooth holds? Ill tell you...the arrow backfires and turns some redneck parent into a skewer!

[TheCaliforniaWitch]

...What. The. Fuck? Seriously. What the hell were these parents thinking?

[xDamiian]

. . . . . . . iwould have , never mind , you wouldnt waant to now what happened if "that" happened to me .

[rappermanify]

youch

[zRedPanda]

haha fucking cool

[AnnoyedGameReviewer]

Clearly this is fake.

Black people dont wear tight clothing! WTH?

[AILDforever50]

lmao