Cockney Slang!

[NiceCommentary]

I like Rosie Lee mate

[boydman117]

Barney - Barney rubble = trouble

[76Daveyboy]

A bit mutton - mutton Geoff = deaf

Have a butchers - butchers hook = look

Reels of cotton = rotten

Having a bubble - bubble bath = laugh

Iron - iron hoof = poof

Gregory Peck = neck

Syrup - syrup of figs = wig

[sweding101]

your about as cockney as elizabeth bowes lyon's incontinence pants

[MurkzHD]

Boat Race = Face... FOOL!!

[ardendroo]

she is one eyes front

[hackneydemon08]

What the fuck is she doing in that shithole... asking about Cockney's?

Sarf London is shite!!!

[JustOneThing87]

Proper slang from proper cockneys???? REALLY???? BRIXTON??!?!?!?!?!

[grimmpl]

tommys tank

[IdaSputum]

RADIO RENTAL - mental

[DeathEgg666]

does anyone else wanna pollinate polly?

[theHatchett1]

LOL Why go to maaaf london to ask about cockneys????? Try by the bow bells girl, its miles up the kermit!

[MANTLEBERG]

my fave...."sledge and dogs"....bogs....carzee..pocce­lain bus.

[samhoe111]

FÄÄÄKKKING COOONT

[CreateAccount649]

She's fuckin fit

[Killer2412]

i want to have some apples and peas

[JayLad92]

bristol city's = titties 

[teresalamkin]

Im shocked to think this stupid women thinks cockneys are in Brixton. Were from East London. Bow to be precise

[moringlory]

i miss read the title i thought it said "cockney slag" hahaha

[kingscreektrees]

@jgotcha88 In the words of Bill Bailey on QI, Chevy Chase must be some kind of new "middle class" Cockney Rhyming. The historically correct Cockney Rhyme to "Face" has always been "Boat Race", as in Oxford vs. Cambridge boat race.

[edwardosp]

@kingscreektrees which strangely enough is even more middle class....

[DaveiosWHU]

SW9... Nor' Brixton are cockneys... They're Londoners. The East End of London are PROPER cockneys (well those born in sound of bow bells).

[grobah]

brixton isnt stepney...morons

[camfre4k]

what does apples and pear mean ? i can't here what they saying haha

[DoctorOblivionLP]

@camfre4k Stairs

[LifeOfTheParty323]

I'm from America and found this fucken hilarious. I'm gonna use that slang here in Hollywood so everyone thinks I'm a lunatic LOL

[bbates8021]

That's not proper Cockney rhyming slang. You drop the rhyming part so no one knows what the pony you're talking about. Stairs aren't "apples and pears", they're just "apples". The rhyming part is only to make it easier to teach and remember.

[iBeep2009]

this programme is a 'certain hit' - you work it out love

[Minaraka]

bwahahahaha...some crack up comments...

[seagoonproductions]

Pollys attractive...

[kingscreektrees]

And she got it wrong. Boat Race is face, not Chevy Chase

[jgotcha88]

@kingscreektrees really, I heard that used in a movie, u might wanna have a butcher's at a few films

[cavi10]

I'm surprised she didn't get raped ...

[TONYSPURSMAN]

you are only a cockney if you are from the east end of London and are born in the sound of the bow bells so please if you are going to ask cockney about slang go to the east end ok

[tineeeable]

Where is this market? I didn`t know things like that existed in England.

It reninds me of the Italian market from my Nonnas (grandmothers) hometown in Italy =)

[skeletorphd]

Yea...if you want to get cockney slang you're better off in EAST London where cockneys are as opposed to south where posh twats like the presenter live alongside the hood rats.

[tineeeable]

@skeletorphd what are hood rats?

[demarcos69]

Polly pussy

[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

It needs to end with her getting mugged.

[meronmotors]

Im gonna marry a brit women, even if shes ugly if she speaks like that id love her

[hollietincani]

I'm from America and I don't know what these mean. Could you post a translation? This is fascinating :)

[quarkwrok]

@hollietincani Were there any that didn't have someone telling you what they were? You muppet!

[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

@hollietincani Ask a question and get a rude answer. True eastend fashion.

Don't worry, some Americans know some rhyming slang. Like me.

[vaidesss]

"i'll cream her cracker." put me in bloody fuckin stitches.

[KrazyKommieKiller]

Everyone knows the American revolution occured because the colonists got tired of hearing idiotic British slang...

[Nedley1]

Oooh, I like Polly.  Jayzus, Mary and Joseph! She IS hot. She should come to Berkeley.

[mayapop1]

@Nedley1 Yes Indeed yes indeed.

[stoph2]

Everyone says apples and pairs you slag! And stop using this horrible new "chevvy chase", "Billy Piper" shit!

[ZhargalBim]

No matter what is she doing, but she is Hot ))

[nickcyg1992]

I'll cream my cracker on her Bristol Cities

[britishmikey]

why go to brixton to find cockneys? surely she should have turned up in bow or at least the right side of london. poor research.

[Griminalcriminal]

yaaa toby jugg in english, you mugg. jay arthour rank, a wank. nuclear sub pub. lynell ritchie. bitchie. a few of my favs :P

[alanbstard4]

A lot of Aussies know and use rhyming slang, not as many as used to though. Comes from the Londoners, many of the east end and essex settled in Australia

[TheCodexpage]

oh Polly? from the Fun Song Factory?

[mattb9432]

Raspberry Tart, Fart. We frequently blow raspberries, and people are razzed even in America.

[sfastsc01]

twin cities, polly!

[crimsonakd]

i'd get real proper with that berd a proper naughty geezer i am

[007beats]

Barrel sub..... pub or battle cruiser.... Boozer. The thing about cockney is there are so many that its hard to track, good work and good luck but I would like to see more vid's about cockney, carry on your good work!

[Eddtastic100]

@007beats yea but if you havent heard of some you can still easily guess lots of them

[BoredOfBills]

LOL ! Stupid and pointless. Testing rhyming slang on white people in Brixton is like testing knowledge of Jamaican patwa in Scotland.

[Thugmunk]

I'll cream her cracker.

[TheScheiss]

...did u say:

Blimey, Im Cream Crackers?!?!

[xZaaky]

@TheScheiss yeah cream crackerd means knackerd wich means tierd