he could do that but i wouldnt think the bolts either end where the metal is fixed to both ends of the bike could take the weight of ten people in the middle without snapping off. lol
u cud get like atleast 10 m8s on back of there... thats wot i wud do and go mess about... but the metal frame looks too low to go over a speed bump or even a curb
Well a motorcycle engine can only get so small. They already have pocket bikes. They can't get much smaller than that unlses you get a really weak engine which probably wouldn't pull a human. But I guess it would still be a motorcycle. Building worlds smallest bike has limits. Building largest bike has no limits. YOu dont have to stop at any length.
jamesmarkson clearly you need help. You can contact mencap or go to an RA meeting where you can stand up infront of every one and say my name is jamie markson and i am a retard.
JamesMarkson ur a prick, if u got sumfin like that to say then dont bother sayin it keep it to ur self, u gay fucking prick. people like you are the fuckers who deserve to get shot in the cock. u prick.
Cool, looks very fun, not innovative or imaginary because it isn't really something that will change the world, but a fun project and certainly made me laugh.
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You're just pissy coz you have no imagination like these guys.Appart from the obvious imagination it took to make this poor excuse for a scoring system, which by the way is your own bias opinion; which also by the way is the biggest load of crap in the history of man (my own bias opinion towards you for being a complete failure). Enjoy your day.
was about to say "it's a long motorbike, but the longest in the world?"
after the later additions, yes maybe it is.
I subscribed, anyway. So add more! It's only really ladders anyway, so why not make it a load longer. Although you may not be able to legally use it on any road you can actually turn onto or off from...
i could make it longer but the ali is quite expensive so if someone gives me shit loads of cash i would but at some point i will have to sell the frame it was to dear to just keep and have it clog up my garden haha thanks for subbing though
Hi - this isn't spam or anything - just wanted to advise people in the UK to only use ParkMark car parks. I done a vid - its not great or anything so please don't message saying its s**t lol, it was just what happened. Thanks everyone.
Ok and the point of that was? it would be cool if you were to add more seats on and handle-bars so it would be like a tandum-bike and carry more pasengers (I know you would need a bigger engin than the one thats on it, before anyone says anything)
OK.... I think this is truly brilliant, but.... now you have posted evidence on the internet of you riding a modified bike and thus with probably no insurance cover now (illegal) and without helmets (illegal)...
I know...you were that kid in class that always reminded the teacher that she hadn't assigned home work assignments that day huh? This world needs less of you and more of this guy to keep it spinning.
Actually, no... I wasn't the kid who never did anything wrong... I was just the kid who had the sense not to write about it in letters ten foot tall on the classroom wall in front of the teacher's nose.
Oooh!!! Did you take out some insurance before you "manned" up to admitting you did some things that were wrong or was it you did things wrong? Rither way, your first response was telling enough. You're a lonely little wimp afraid to color outside of the box.
I'm 52 years old. I have kids who depend on me. I have been given great responsibility at work for many other people who depend on me... Things like that tend to change your view on things as you get older and, yes, can make you increasingly cautious as well. We all change.
Well well, feel you have to defend yourself with..."Oooh, people depend on me"? Hey I'm 58, raised a family, managed an average of 50 people at work, paid my bills etc. It's what a man, any man does. That doesn't mean you can't color outside the box. If you always live within the norm, follow the sheep and stay quiet, people will think you follow orders from a Queen...he he he
Yes, you're very wonderful (not to mention the fact you have made me see the gross error of my ways), but I am very busy and this will be my last communication here. If you want to carry on the conversation further, drop me a line at my profile.
Nice Idea well built... But filming yourself riding it with no helmet on a public highway! Hmmmm not the brightest idea, bearing in mind you live in Grantham!
now what you need is an engine with more torque, some seats and a license to carry fee-paying passengers and the machine will practically pay for itself. you then repeat the formula over and over and hire people to drive them for your and you have a business venture...Moppets R Us or 4 U...something catchy, something cool
it would have the same top speed cos they're limited
RWL2011 1 month ago
You should put a banner on both sides and ride around advertising for a company or a bar or a moped fix it shop
dooley74 1 month ago
why
cliobmxshane 1 month ago
nice job ya lunatic lol
40harb 3 months ago in playlist More videos from colinfurze
I want that fucking awesome song!
xxx2591 7 months ago
So how does it handle
evilamish 7 months ago
this is awesome. Great fabrication skills right there!
spokismONE 10 months ago
if thats road legal I would look for sponsers and/or people looking for publicity... you will make a shit load of money....
MrRiko3407 11 months ago
Hi Colin,
I like it a lot! Screw the police, just win the lottery and you can build and ride anything on your own land!
mrbluenun
mrbluenun 1 year ago
Made me smile , OK for a window cleaner
RedneckTrikes 1 year ago
41 People sneezed while pressing the like button.......
nibs91 1 year ago
U need a mustache 2 ride a bike like that... ALL GREAT MEN HAVE MUSTACHES!!! :D
Skeedbob 1 year ago
41 persons had a cup of tea after watching this.
yumyumluckycharms 1 year ago
in 5 minutes! you move so fast xD haha
Lammiboy 1 year ago
you should put metal panels on it then seats make like a 10 seater moped XD
XJkUnderX 1 year ago
whats is the song name and you guys are great xD
vvlturn 1 year ago
He don't should try to do a wheelie. Better is Stopie ;D
MultiLittlebig 1 year ago
where are you from?
thatguru877 1 year ago
dude u have to be a guinness record breaker
brazy999 1 year ago
He might do crazy stuff, but he knows what he is doing :D
ShawtyDaDrPepper 1 year ago
damn you have a cool garage and nice weld
motomagnet09 1 year ago
would ya like som dick with yor tea?
skidoofr3ak144 1 year ago
@skidoofr3ak144 lol
hondabikesandcars 1 year ago
You guys make me proud to be british!
blobo12123 1 year ago
Makes it quieter, put the engine 12m away!
dhutch2000 2 years ago 2
lol these guys are awesome...simply put
gasser5001 2 years ago 2
Well shot and edited.... *****
worldbiosphere 2 years ago
I swear you guys are the UK's version on rednecks! lol love it!
Jskis123 2 years ago
Guinness World Records holder with the longest motorbike
bloody ledgen fuzz
page 168
xXsnitchyXx 2 years ago
LOL,666 Ratings!
KlipBourd99 2 years ago
Ha ha yes guys, thats cool as..... love your videos, great work :-)
444lee 2 years ago
how do you turn with that thing anyway?
u should put 10 more seats in the middle so everyone can sit
gogocro1 2 years ago
he could do that but i wouldnt think the bolts either end where the metal is fixed to both ends of the bike could take the weight of ten people in the middle without snapping off. lol
CarpMagic95 2 years ago
he looks like the actor Kris Marshall, the one in My Family and the BT adverts
TheMightyKinkle 2 years ago
ooo yer lol :)
mongoose11LL 2 years ago
hahahah thats awsome!!!!
good fabrication skills too
TaNgLeD2121 2 years ago
lol
victorpalles 2 years ago
sweet :O)
C9H13NO3Adrenaline 2 years ago
where do u park lol
BadIdeas101 2 years ago
britain ftw!!! only jackass would think to do amazingly crazy things what us brits do everyday just coz were bored!
gbpker4life 2 years ago
u r smart very
ian22w 2 years ago
hey u made it on SportsNation man
ShadyIsBack25 2 years ago
Build a bench and perhaps a larger engine and you've got a stretch limo bike!
chaz706 2 years ago
you guys are the best brits on the world!
Zomb999 2 years ago 2
yall are some crazy brits,rock on.
cptmorgan9988 2 years ago
man this guys a good mechanic
colagice117 2 years ago
ara lamoto esa no vale para nada
9314bsc 2 years ago
Is it for sale? I want it! :)=
IHML22 2 years ago
put it in the wall of death
MrTiJaL11598 2 years ago 39
@MrTiJaL11598 that's on big wall.
MattySP34Ks 1 year ago
u cud get like atleast 10 m8s on back of there... thats wot i wud do and go mess about... but the metal frame looks too low to go over a speed bump or even a curb
mikeyduke10 2 years ago
crazy man, i like it !!! looo
maderamoto 2 years ago
Should've put more seats on it and handlebars so you can ride as many persons as possible too.
brutolf 2 years ago
and then give tours around the area and earn allot of money xD
blackout122 2 years ago
You are now, permanently and forever, my favourite person.
Godv2 2 years ago
This is awesome, and you're good at building this, amazing!
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ajkulchyski 2 years ago
cool!:)
kiorning 2 years ago
longer than a truck :D
ivansmv 2 years ago
this is awesome
LookOUTslayerPS3 2 years ago
lucky the police wernt around the corner.
ManiaCop100 2 years ago
you are brilliant...
Minhelov 2 years ago
he is not even in the record book
osvas007 2 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
That's brilliant!!!
didacmarquez 2 years ago
yes you must get a telly deal
Paintheshed 2 years ago
idk about yall, but im thinking wall of death...
ThaddeusPrime 2 years ago
Well a motorcycle engine can only get so small. They already have pocket bikes. They can't get much smaller than that unlses you get a really weak engine which probably wouldn't pull a human. But I guess it would still be a motorcycle. Building worlds smallest bike has limits. Building largest bike has no limits. YOu dont have to stop at any length.
199419941994Adam 2 years ago
i think he was on about the car mini..
tubtom1 2 years ago
I think he was on about the car brand mini, not a mini bike, but that would be cool.
tubtom1 2 years ago
just what i was about to say!
MUDandSNOW 2 years ago
He should try to do a wheelie with that :P
Haikamikaze 3 years ago 28
LOL!!11
dennoji 3 years ago
LMAO Thats Awsome Dude ^_^
PlaguePL 3 years ago
bloody good stuff lads, you deserve a telly deal!
willh152 3 years ago
oke.. that's one of the best bikes ive ever seen! :D 5/5!
muziekenzo 3 years ago
very funny !! and who cares about this? Your comments are truly the most pathetic throughout this post.
chick5581 3 years ago
One day, you will be part of a TV show. =D
mustang1298 3 years ago
are you called mr cowling
beebeer11 3 years ago 2
ye thats mr cowling
frazzfrazza 3 years ago
why the hell is he working with a tie on?
MagikGimp 3 years ago
why the hell not?
tjrieves 3 years ago
If you ever need to get on the roof it makes it a real multi purpose bike.
ejemxemxoi 3 years ago
LOL
zxXTiestoXxz 3 years ago
its a moped .. lol
forsakensamael 3 years ago
add a more powerful engine and some more seats and you got a limobike!
Tttp7 3 years ago 2
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Davebobkief 3 years ago
Bonkers!
Topdoginuk 3 years ago
umm isnt that a scooter not a moto??
only poofs ride scooters
jazzadisturbedmaggot 3 years ago
much better than orange county choppers! lol!!!
raxgto 3 years ago
Wanted, twenty-five tractor seats.
ElQuesoGuapo 3 years ago
Saw this in motorcycle news. How long before he gets a visit from the plod for riding without a helmet or valid MOT and insurance??
fresian 3 years ago
Why?
peejaa 3 years ago
jamesmarkson clearly you need help. You can contact mencap or go to an RA meeting where you can stand up infront of every one and say my name is jamie markson and i am a retard.
jdarms1 3 years ago
super loooooooooooooool
sakurauoes 3 years ago
Thanks lads. You made an old pensioner cry with laughing.
Pigdowndog 3 years ago
Hey JamesMarkson...he may well be a gay retarded homo faggot hu likes men, but at least he does it with style!
Laxpowertoo 3 years ago
you shudda put 5 or 6 more seats in the middle so everyone can go on it! xD :P
Barryfaceman 3 years ago
a bus on 2 wheels :D
WhynotMiha 3 years ago
JamesMarkson ur a prick, if u got sumfin like that to say then dont bother sayin it keep it to ur self, u gay fucking prick. people like you are the fuckers who deserve to get shot in the cock. u prick.
nice video =D
rhysbowen 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
ur a gay retarded homo faggot hu likes men, i hope u die in a gutter
JamesMarkson 3 years ago
i hope you get shot in the dick
tacopaco1234 3 years ago
Cartman would be ashamed
RagdollDude 3 years ago
hahahaha
tacopaco1234 3 years ago
coooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!
XDarknessXXX666X 3 years ago
Cool, looks very fun, not innovative or imaginary because it isn't really something that will change the world, but a fun project and certainly made me laugh.
Darkprinceofpoetry 3 years ago
ROFL nice man
FG91CBR 3 years ago
You should like make the worlds largest wall of death and try this out on it. =P
TheShoelessBoy 3 years ago
Dude your a legend, blokes like you make this country great, keep up the good work.
ShadowDeathEater 3 years ago 2
one question !!!!!!!WHY .
nickfighter28 3 years ago
Why the heck not? Why you tube? why anything?
EmmaB979 3 years ago
stewart
nimmo24 3 years ago
gegtrh
nimmo24 3 years ago
Fantastic, Dynamite idea... Well done guys...
eaglefish007 3 years ago 2
id take this video of if i was you. Im not sure of legality of such a beast. i dont see how it can be road legal
TomRiding16 3 years ago
Great job boys...you did great.. 5 stars....we need people like you..not retards typing negative comments on innovative things...
anyway bravo.....
Try something new and change the world....those who doesnt lyk this fuck off...
think what ur doing.. look in 2 ur self...
useless prics..
GOOOOOOD JOB
GOOOOOOD JOB
GOOOOOOD JOB
GOOOOOOD JOB
GOOOOOOD JOB
garadiya 3 years ago
good vid lol like the motorbike..
brianlol1 3 years ago
lol
chrisalv14 3 years ago
that looks great fun,im gonna build 1 6" longer!
kjo78 3 years ago
World's longest moped!
Nibinaear 3 years ago
good job :)
emrahsenel 3 years ago
sivatheinsane 3 years ago
You're just pissy coz you have no imagination like these guys.Appart from the obvious imagination it took to make this poor excuse for a scoring system, which by the way is your own bias opinion; which also by the way is the biggest load of crap in the history of man (my own bias opinion towards you for being a complete failure). Enjoy your day.
rippl3r 3 years ago
Damn good show my boy.
Very funny. You definitely got a flair for engineering.
I've been in the trade on and off all my life and built lots but nowt as funny.
Your mate had a good laugh.He's funny.
Glad the plod never caught up with you.--No sense of humour, that lot!
Well done.
Gary
garycliff 3 years ago
made me laugh, well funny, good for you, worlds to serious and too many moaning excuses for humans, excellent fun totally 5 stars!! thanks
GSXR1100UK 3 years ago
tht Looks so fake! rubbish,sorry
hannahfana541 3 years ago
but why man? to be honest.. im not a negative person, but this is ugly .. sorry bro
UmKhanoor 3 years ago
One of the more dangerous things ive seen. You were lucky no coppers were around when you rode that thing. You would have been in for it.
LiquescentShadow 3 years ago
shame he didnt fall of, would of been more interesting
iiDanny 3 years ago
lol at 2:03
GrandmaWithAGun 3 years ago
might want helmets with that ...
JohnDeBunkTest 3 years ago
CRAP
ertyyuipol 3 years ago
was about to say "it's a long motorbike, but the longest in the world?"
after the later additions, yes maybe it is.
I subscribed, anyway. So add more! It's only really ladders anyway, so why not make it a load longer. Although you may not be able to legally use it on any road you can actually turn onto or off from...
andrewsurtees 3 years ago
i could make it longer but the ali is quite expensive so if someone gives me shit loads of cash i would but at some point i will have to sell the frame it was to dear to just keep and have it clog up my garden haha thanks for subbing though
colinfurze 3 years ago
haha 3:00
cadburyboy2000 3 years ago
you should put billboards on it and sell advertizing.
lancevigorous 3 years ago
this is sick laddssss... love it.
zanytk999 3 years ago
I'd pay for one of those. =]
mysteriouskazakh 3 years ago
Good job... :D
MissilePen 3 years ago
lol, should have put a busa's engine in it.
bigfellaandy 3 years ago
hahahaha....good man!
dippidop 3 years ago
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angloengland 3 years ago
Ok and the point of that was? it would be cool if you were to add more seats on and handle-bars so it would be like a tandum-bike and carry more pasengers (I know you would need a bigger engin than the one thats on it, before anyone says anything)
zicetec 3 years ago
you'd obviously need a bigger engine, think your comments thru first...
wolves167 3 years ago
those r some nice frame peices.. lol
psuchomattis 3 years ago
if you're building the world largest motorbike do u not think it'd b a good start to use a motorbike and not a scooter?!?! :p
moomincb 3 years ago
funny as fuck, good honest fun! well done.
scrumdownscott 3 years ago
OK.... I think this is truly brilliant, but.... now you have posted evidence on the internet of you riding a modified bike and thus with probably no insurance cover now (illegal) and without helmets (illegal)...
captainkitsch 3 years ago
yea i was wondering the same thing!
oneforthewin 3 years ago
I know...you were that kid in class that always reminded the teacher that she hadn't assigned home work assignments that day huh? This world needs less of you and more of this guy to keep it spinning.
cabritorsss 3 years ago
Actually, no... I wasn't the kid who never did anything wrong... I was just the kid who had the sense not to write about it in letters ten foot tall on the classroom wall in front of the teacher's nose.
captainkitsch 3 years ago
Oooh!!! Did you take out some insurance before you "manned" up to admitting you did some things that were wrong or was it you did things wrong? Rither way, your first response was telling enough. You're a lonely little wimp afraid to color outside of the box.
cabritorsss 3 years ago
I'm 52 years old. I have kids who depend on me. I have been given great responsibility at work for many other people who depend on me... Things like that tend to change your view on things as you get older and, yes, can make you increasingly cautious as well. We all change.
captainkitsch 3 years ago
you are a ming
mattsunrise28 3 years ago
You must be one, seeing as you come onto YouTube just to make utterly useless comments on videos.
oldbinny 3 years ago
Thank you for those kind words, mattsunrise28
captainkitsch 3 years ago
Well well, feel you have to defend yourself with..."Oooh, people depend on me"? Hey I'm 58, raised a family, managed an average of 50 people at work, paid my bills etc. It's what a man, any man does. That doesn't mean you can't color outside the box. If you always live within the norm, follow the sheep and stay quiet, people will think you follow orders from a Queen...he he he
cabritorsss 3 years ago
Yes, you're very wonderful (not to mention the fact you have made me see the gross error of my ways), but I am very busy and this will be my last communication here. If you want to carry on the conversation further, drop me a line at my profile.
cheers,
Tom
captainkitsch 3 years ago
lulbeans.
zombiekid16 3 years ago
LMFAO. That's fucking brilliant mate. How much to do my Hornet?
hornetobiker 3 years ago
Nice Idea well built... But filming yourself riding it with no helmet on a public highway! Hmmmm not the brightest idea, bearing in mind you live in Grantham!
MishaDan2005 3 years ago
Are you my nan?
hornetobiker 3 years ago
Yes
MishaDan2005 3 years ago
no.
FatalBazuka 3 years ago
now what you need is an engine with more torque, some seats and a license to carry fee-paying passengers and the machine will practically pay for itself. you then repeat the formula over and over and hire people to drive them for your and you have a business venture...Moppets R Us or 4 U...something catchy, something cool
RafaeINadal 3 years ago
HAHAHHAA 'now lets mae t even longer!'
Morstonaqu 3 years ago
LOL!!
Morstonaqu 3 years ago
dude thats a fucking moped you tit
ThumpingLikeThis 3 years ago
you guys are so mad
but it looked like really good fun
rchan0 3 years ago
Its good to be british :)
DaftSpunk69 3 years ago
Nice work Mate! I'd love to see how many people it would haul.
itchymoche 3 years ago
What will you boys think of next :-)
Makes a little worried LOL
richardcloudbase 3 years ago
lol that was awesome i think the poilce would have a fit over this if they seen it on here they hunt u down!!! lmao!!!
ash9675 3 years ago
nice job
zexesl2 3 years ago
Lmfao
igdpk 3 years ago
funny but i think maybe you have to much spare time!
davemarshall2963 3 years ago
nice one
7uto 3 years ago
Quality
duggzzie 3 years ago
wow
tombutleruk 3 years ago
Hahaha, well hopefully i'll run you over then... ;)
LIP15 3 years ago
That is fucking sick lmao when u said watch the cops come around the corner now
njttyoung 3 years ago
What a waste of fucking time.
sodiraq 3 years ago
sick lool
arsenalhatingspurs 3 years ago
Thats cool! But any longer and you will start being affected by the curvature of the Earth!
calaiscruiser 3 years ago 3
5 stars mate top qulity work
georgiet14 3 years ago
EXCELLENT
PRAR1966 3 years ago