Why Duke Nukem:Forever has been taking so long..............

[Kennychan222]

Duke is not quite suitable for working in the office! Instead, he likes kicking ass outdoor to earn women, guns and money,

[aparzoo]

its funny cuz its tru

[3Runner95SRB]

sandy ravage got killed after 24 kills and he needed 1 kill for the nuke

[coffee484]

Fake, the computer wasn't plugged in

[teterjunior300]

Very funny

[optioncry12]

XDXDXD



[GianTheGian]

is it just me, or i the keyboard unplugged?

[miloshflanders1]

@GianTheGian That's why the computer wouldn't work 

[Scarlet1992Kille]

That's classic.

[noobkill3rproduction]

in soviet russia computer brakes you

[KAmaKAsa1]

@noobkill3rproduction "breaks"

[Dimitri2676]

@AquaFoxproducts yeah right couch nigga!

[bfd0902]

No wonder it didn't work.it wasn't plugged in

[TzarNicholas2]

the problem was that the pc wasnt plugged in...

[Jigsaw100500]

FUCKING WINDOWS 98!

[ReaversPistol]

would be funnier if it was angry german kid

[LickMyNoseHAHAHA]

@ReaversPistol this is more like Angry American Man

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

youd think duke would have gotten fat by now. i thought he would have quit taken steroids...either that he could have died from overdose. its amazing he lived that long!

[xtreme9158]

hahaha

[kylethehedgehog101]

The game was shit lol

[Vesemir520Cz]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!

[AJSwisscool98]

you piss me off XD

[MovieBooii99]

got to go shitting... he thinks the same surely...

[ZOMGstephen]

That's actually kind of what happened. lol The big reason was problems programming or something and they had to start over many times. Needless to say, Duke did not approve.

[flamezombie1]

@MasterFnog 12 actua- .... fuck you.

[iviewvids508]

because the only way to fix a slow computer is hitting the moniter...

[peterganna]

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

[VanDragul]

Hahaha Geil XD

[tonymariewiseman]

Now I'm really pissed off!

[MrJoshuaSalway1990]

And when it finally came, it wasn't even worth the wait...

[ozzy72121]

That expalins everything!

[Warlord795]

he's back because he ran out of gum.

[vulfex]

lol aggressive inline lol

[bantuatha]

hmm where is MLP S2 taking so long

YOUR PISSING ME,PINKE PIE *throw a computer to pinke pie*

never NEVER make me angry

[razer3230]

@bantuatha Its not taking too long its normal to take about a year to make a season.

[XatechChaos]

MEANWHILE AT GEARBOX

[Golemoid]

@XatechChaos more like meanwhile at 3D realms... gearbox are those who made this game into release

[XatechChaos]

@Golemoid Yeah, but they're the "official" company that "made" this game.

[void735]

mabey the computer wassent working beacuse it was not connected to the plugs....

just sayin

[cpolinsky]

Gabe Newell took notes on this video.

[jubai9]

creeper just blew up his house !!!!!!!!111

[sirMAXX77]

ahh, i see why it took so long. still stuck in the 90's trying to develop a game with windows 3.11. makes sense.

[CarboKill]

@sirMAXX77

I'd rather be in the 90's.

[Sicherheitsfreak]

I have the game: D

[mkobrien49]

He's Smacking The Computer Because He Can't Figure Out How Developers Get Their Graphics To Actually Look Good.

[AlphaFirefly]

His head looks so small!

Nappa: VEGETA! IN HOW MANY YEARS WILL THERE BE A GOOD DUKE GAME?

Vagina: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND *breaks computer*

[brycethedudeable]

@AlphaFirefly perv

[AlphaFirefly]

@brycethedudeable Oh no, some idiot I have never met, and never will thinks I am a perv...

*breaks my computer*

[brycethedudeable]

@AlphaFirefly what a great comeback dumbass

[brycethedudeable]

@AlphaFirefly you said VAGINA

[TheFiresteel]

@brycethedudeable rofl u stupid fail xD

[Templarofsteel18]

Duke DONT like Win98!

[GameNerdJoe]

DUKE GOT A DESK JOB?! ;)

[Ledgendveemon]

@GameNerdJoe Cover up operation for inflitrating the alien scum's new disguised mind control outpost

[AlphaFirefly]

@GameNerdJoe Well, there cant always be alien invasions for a pill... uh... vitamin popper.

[GumGumGearSecond]

Duke Nuken Forever came out today!

[legomario114]

@GumGumGearSecond i heard too!!!!! its almost out in the store

[blackbatman123]

omg this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PainkillerM360]

I've had DNF for the past 3 or 4 days and have been playing it virtually nonstop. It's awesome, my one complaint is no offline multiplayer. I was hoping for some split screen multiplayer with my brother or some ass kicking against the duke-bots.

[sonicthehedghg2]

AND THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T GET AN OLD COMPUTER THAT YOUR GRANDMA USES

[Ozku9]

And that happens evryday :D

[Serkix]

lmao awesome

[ub33r1337]

the keyboard wasnt even pluged in

[Kegensandserials]

so basically it took them 10 years to buy a new computer?

[SmellyAmpitz]

@Kegensandserials No it took them 10 years to build a computer that could survive being chucked out a window!

[smak64]

@Kegensandserials It took them 10 years to find a computer that WOULDN'T piss anyone off.

[flamezombie1]

@Kegensandserials Twelve actually :D

[TheScorpionMK37]

@Kegensandserials 12 years actually...

[IcyFury4]

@Kegensandserials nope

[pollotierrez]

his computer is not of steel

[extrabiado]

Jajajaja!,.. No wonder!,..

[Tratlantis]

Wow! Mind-boggling, that could be a very good reason! :O

[jasonta12]

You know why Duke Nukem Forever is taking so long?

Its cus Duke is off fighting aliens and doesnt have time for people to look and make models of him :o!

[merkur32123]

Why is duke's head so read?

[boombasticboombox]

hahaha computers youve got to hate em

[Qwork142]

Dukes coming back in a few months

[supercj12]

god, look at that computer, it has to be atleast 20 years old.

[Minecraftincolor]

@supercj12 You do know that home computers didn't come until the 90's right? I know that 1991 was 20 years ago, but still...

[DeatgMagnet]

Why Duke comes out so long ? Simple, Duke doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks and bangs some women. Like Duke himself said: "Its done when its done"

Duke is The King!

[NFSKing]

Duke's first day of employment at 3DRealms.

[NarutoAchievements]

isn't it ironic that Duke Nukem Forever took "Forever" to come out? xD

[RAZAK913]

Was that computer battery powered? Because when he picked it up the computer was not plugged in.

Must have been the first Windows 95 Portable Computer.

[JurassicJeremyJames]

LOL Duke hates technology LOL

What program did you use to put Duke's face on the man?

[majorchaos5000]

@JurassicJeremyJames FUCKING WINDOWS 98

[emanuxo]

OMFG!! XD

[gamerjohnny7]

LMFAO!!! XDDDD

[TheFunky333]

well... that's one reason why not to hire ppl with balls of steel :|

[miciso666]

im 40thk viewer  :3

[deeerp1]

FUCKING WINDOWS 98!

[Yfr28]

5 more months till Duke Nukem Forever... Maybe.

[Mutough]

I love that point at the computer.

[jakers22]

well at least we know why it's called Duke Nukem [Forever].

[G0odf3lla]

LOL

Dont mess with the Duke.

[xweert111]

Why are you so excited creator of the video? This video is actually funny!

[elchapetas]

from what movie or series or commercial you took the video from?

[pitek9099]

Duke has a really big head

[yoshi109692]

I kick ass and throw computers

But i am out of Computers

[Conscars]

No wonder it didn't work; it wasn't plugged in.

[TheTwB2Frager]

"This is pissing me off!"

When you die in duke 3D

[communistrecords]

Damn it windows vista!

[Mubinz1]

omg very smart

[selfbrocman]

he forget say haaa much better

[Stealthbomber96]

Just replace Duke's Face with Gabe Newell's and you can call it "Why Half Life 2: Episode 3 has been taking so long"

[KaosuKaiari]

Why DN Forever has been... Taking Forever. Litterally. =D

[MrsDoomguy]

OMG!xD

[jovantheun1337]

What is this clip from? It looks familiar.

[meanwhilemannews]

Fucking windows 98

[samislostagain]

maybe its because the keyboard isn't plugged in xD

[wolfman2000p]

GAY

[AusTheBosss]

Damn, Duke was one beastly dude back in 1989... :p

[clintonguitar]

JESUS,OVER 30,000 VIEWS? I love you all so much I'd be willing to put my dick in a pit of fire so you could use it as rope if you were in the bottom of that pit. Also,Duke Nukem Forever IS FINALLY BEING RELEASED,FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW ALREADY,go Google it,they're already taking pre-orders for it.

[killingdj0]

@clintonguitar i mean gearbox took over dnf and its coming 2011

[Arminoid]

@clintonguitar

I pre-ordered it ... biggest peace of badass I will ever witness is this game ....

[bcarp3]

@clintonguitar 45,000 :D

[Treythemusician]

@clintonguitar i preorderd that shit!!!

[DukeNukemForever2011]

@clintonguitar almost 50.000 views!!!

[theheadhunter502]

@clintonguitar ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!!

[Vlandath]

@clintonguitar Well, if you'd do that for 30,000 views, I don't know what you're going to do now there's 62,000+.

[clintonguitar]

@Vlandath Damn sonnnn.I didn't notice this shit was that high.And I don't know,I'll have to think of something.Suggestions?

[TDubbingIta]

@clintonguitar Suck my dick.

[Damianjongbloed]

@Vlandath But his comment was 9 months ago dumb

[jimpargon]

LOL epic.

[mmapp80]

good thing he got another computer

[nuckdukem1290]

Duke Nukem Forever took forever to be released b/c of the word "forever"

[Agent1W]

@nuckdukem1290 It was already time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of frickin' PATIENCE for the damned game already!!!

[VideoGameRetard]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH...... This video is Irrelevant now.

[DeahOiram]

@VideoGameRetard Yee, I'm so glad its gonna come out, fucking 3D Realms taking so god damn long.

[punkjames2]

ahahhaahahahahahahhahah!

[MrJjking17]

wow... just fail duke

[zyriuz2]

of course it doesnt work, someone did forget to pull in the plug xD

[clintonguitar]

So.Almost 27,000 views?I love you.

[erazor96]

fuckin windows 98

[TheMentlegenStudio]

FUCKING WINDOWS 98

[poxoleman]

Cant wait!!!

[LulzAuthority]

OH SHI- all of the game files was in that computer...

[dekaron12]

damn hes good.

[emojzj]

ur pissen me off

[akgbassguitarkidmsc]

I have to find it ironic that Duke Nukem Forever is TAKING forever to be released...

[A1R3D3E7]

@akgbassguitarkidmsc me you and everyones grandmother

[ToggleJabaut]

lol your pissing me off hahahaha

[codemaster667]

Hello IT?

- Yes hello, I have a problem with my computer.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

-Yes I have but it still doesn't work!

Are you sure everything is plugged in?

-Oh, I haven't checked that, I'll have a look at it.

[mathias921]

This is fake: three diffrent videos... LOL

[meanwhilemannews]

Duke Nukem Looks like sylvester Stallone

[XDthriller]

i love the *your pissing me off* :P

[EliaForce1984ita]

Oversized head lol

[trollainas]

BLOW IT OUT YER ASS!!!

[wuzzle22]

ga! F***ING WINDOWS 98

[eatbeavers]

your pissing me off <-- love it

[thedelgardo]

He got a Vista... And no wires... I would get angry to... Who wouldnt?

[EddieLolz3r]

i would be angry at my pc to, if there were no wires connected

[mustardman32]

He is hitting those keys to hard.

[BronzeTurd]

FUCKING WINDOWS 98!

[BigFreakingCacodemon]

lol

[Agent1W]

Duke still doesn't have time to play with himself.

[jasohavents]

F*cking windows 98

Maybe they should get windows 2000

Wait you guys is gots to tell you about microsoft 11!!>!?!>!>!?!>

[AndrewsXboxFilms]

It's funny

[AndrewsXboxFilms]

U should of

[clintonguitar]

Holy Shit,are you guys serious?16,000?I didnt even know till i seen that comment...Well,thanks alot for the views folks.I appreciate it greatly. :D

[cheiniks]

16000th viewer O_O

nice vid

[GPWNfilms]

I,ve got macs of steel

[r3ini]

I'll rip your monitor off and shit down your cabinet!

[stratotega]

ROFL :d

[runescape0wnz22]

Why is it that whenever you are pissed off with your PC, you always hit the monitor?

[feindishfreind]

@runescape0wnz22 Wow i just realaized that

[Hrko1992]

@runescape0wnz22 coz its the closest thing to hit :P

[ALPHAbreed0]

"fucking windows 98!"

[FigmentsNetwork]

Duke Nukem did come out. The only problem is that it was so amazing that it collapsed into the void of time and space and in doing so erased our memories of it ever existing or being released.

[spaminatorz]

The "forever" is starting to apply on the developement time....

[Dodershift]

only know solution for the blue screen of death solution: 40ft drop.

[halofreak0103]

fucking windows 98

[TheAccountuser98]

This is what happens when you make Duke Nukem use Windows ME.

[pawel1818]

Duke Nukem Forever CANCELED

(Duke Nukem) What The... (hits PC)

FAREWELL DUKE NUKEM.3D Realms

(Duke Nukem) You piss me off

[DVGTS1]

Nobody steals my internet...and lives!

[CommanderSpongebob]

I've got hardrives of steel