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  • James is both God and a reporter.

  • Jesus is Aphex Twin

  • People who attack straw men are amusing.

  • O:49. So true.

  • TORTURE FOREVER!!!

  • 2:28 LMAO

  • The "I'm a mormon" ad came up before I watched this.

  • Long hair Zach is a better Jesus than wig Zach.

  • 2:26 I'm laughing so hard I have trouble breathing.

  • You know that is funny but sadly it's how most PEOPLE answer questions... by deflecting

  • Jesus is Aphex Twin

  • 64 people think God is a great administrator.

    Poor delusional people.

  • @HerrBismarck 2 of them saw the light

  • i used to take better care of the universe, but then i took a arrow in the knee

    

  • I'd definitely consider Christianity if it preached that everything was meaningless but snuggles.

  • This just really made my day

  • That barbara chic is attractive

  • i think i liked jesus better as a redhead

  • this made me want to be religious.

  • Torture FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

  • This seems quite accurate.

  • if he could read the future why is he asking for their questions?

  • @QTip273 Mysterious ways.

  • Everything but snuggles.

  • TORTURE FOREVER

  • Hahaha Christian Mingle ads!

  • Reporter James Ashby sure looks like God. God must have had somethin' on the side during that last marriage of his.

  • I was half expecting Zach/Jesus to say "boners for everyone!"

  • It was mildly amusing. Until Jesus said "Torture forever!" Then I died.

  • Wow, are the ads ever inappropriate. I bet they would feel pretty weird if some churchy person paid for an ad click then came here watched this video.

  • lol'd way too hard at this

  • hugs in heaven from the awkward boner hug man D:!!!!!!

  • @MonoDroog How is that a bad thing?

  • gonna be a long forever for me -.-

  • torture forever!!!!!

  • The ending had me laughing on the ground.

  • torture him forever then touch him on the penis

  • I LOLED. SERIOUSLY.

    

  • Very nicely done!

  • I find it ironic that the add at the top right corner is a "Christian Prayer Request".

  • well I'm fucked.... meh...

  • I love the girl that plays Barbara, she's extremely good looking. And I love every single video of you guys, and also the comics that are amazing! Keep it up!

  • Have complex theological discussion, touch him on the penis.

  • I know why some people believe in God; they see the world, and see how beautiful and amazing it is, and don't understand how it could have come to be without the guidance of something pure and divine. I, for one, don't consider the Christian God pure or divine; even if he does exist, and as the Bible says he does, then he is a corrupt leader worth rebelling against. It would take great lengths of conceitedness to damn people to eternal torture and punishment for not worshiping at your feet.

  • @DarkRock1215 I believe that we exist for a reason, but like you said it can't be to exist to worship someone who would damn to eternity anyone who wouldn't. I just can't think of what our purpose is.

  • @DarkRock1215

    god doesn't exist you stupid sack of shit. anyone with a brain and just a pinch of unbiased thought processing knows that the god delusion was a theory we had 2 thousand years ago when we couldn't explain jack shit. just like how the greeks had zeus and the native americans had spirits.

    the only reason why anyone is a christian or muslim or hindu is because they were born into it. No one could logically chose such a ridiculous "magical" standpoint on life without being ignorant.

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  • holy hell that was good

  • Torture forever.

  • I only just realized that James was interviewing himself.

  • It was kind of funny until Jesus appeared. Than it was hilarious.

  • I'm totally okay with making fun of Christianity, but I'm wondering why none of the other religions are made fun of as much?

  • @Veggieman87 I'll give you a hint: JIHAD!!!

  • @MrBrent123t Touche.

  • @Veggieman87 Because it would take an Islamic person making jokes to Islamic people who understand the joke. Most people who like our American sense of humor won't understand the culture of Islam, thus it's hard to laugh at something you don't truly understand. A nuclear physicist could say the funniest joke in the history of the world and be talking about quantum mechanics, but if his audience were a bunch of laymen, there would be crickets chirping.

  • @munkyusm

    Not just that. Because America in general wants to be as "PC" as possible to everyone. Even bowing down to the other religions of foreign countries, if it came to that.

    Ironic since this IS the country of Free speech, Right to Bear Arms, and Freedom to choose what religion you want.

  • @1aundulxaldin We have to be politically correct, because we are global oppressors. It's the same as why white people can offend other cultures, but other cultures can't offend white people. We just simply can't be offended because we own the world. The only time we actually get offended is if someone gets offended by something we say. We get offended because they're offended. lolz.

  • @munkyusm

    Talk about a revolving door. Or an infinite loop. Or a spinning top.

  • @Veggieman87 Christianity is the biggest religion in America, where SMBC Theater is made. Next question.

  • @MrQuispiam Duh, I knew that. I was asking why in general other religions aren't made fun of as often as Christianity.

  • @Veggieman87 Ah. Most consumed media by the Western countries... well, is from Western countries, such as USA, where Christianity is the biggest religion.

  • Get tortured forever, touch him on the penis.

  • "What happens to non-believers?" "TORTURE FOREVER." I'm givin' thumbs up for the nice eyes.

  • It's a shame that no one can believe what they want without bieng made fun of. Religeous crazies make fun of atheists, hardcore atheists make fun of religeous people. Can't we just all get along?

  • @M4QS00D

    NOPE!

  • @M4QS00D Absolutely not! Someone's gotta be right, God damn it!

  • Jesus Christ that Jessie's hot.

  • Have you ever MET CHILDREN? They're a bunch of little psychopaths!

  • As a Christian, I find these videos about Christianity...

    ...Absolutely hilarious.

  • I'm just sad that (because there's no such thing as "an afterlife") that I won't be able to shove it in people like @jesusorder10 's stupid homo-repressed faces that the Atheists were right and your ridiculous infantile beliefs were wrong. Damn it! My (non)beliefs are depriving me of a posthumous happy "I told you so" dance.... *sigh*

  • And what have we learned from this children? That Jack Black rips off from God!

  • u guys are sooo mean 2 god !!!! omg like seriously if u r gay then you should DIE IN HELL bcuz it is a sin. i h8 u sooooo much athiests ughh. just like fucking die kthx. btw jesus loves you<3

  • @howdewyoudo Troll?

  • @howdewyoudo Gods a fucking faggot

  • @jesusorder10 But it's funny!

  • @jesusorder10 I like this guy. I read his comments and then I laugh. I think I'll start a doc filled with comments like this, and when I feel sad, I'll open it and start reading.

    The document with also have a tasteful photograph of a naked lady.

  • Smiling jc reminds me of the face in the windowlicker video.

  • Oh my god.. that was the shit!

  • Wait, what? And here I thought the entire point of the Old Testament was "I'm a jealous hypocrite who demands sacrifices & bloodshed, has favorites, contradicts what was ordered a few chapters back and generally incites wanton ignorance, homophobia, hatred and fear.

    Oh, and bloodshed."

  • @Tychoxi i.e. A bad administrator.

  • Pain is not possible in a physical system? How asinine. Pain is simply the the word that we use to describe any stimuli which is harming the self/body.

    Burning and stabbing come from different receptors, yet we describe them both as painful. Hunger can be extremely painful as well. The underlying qualification for "pain" is not an actual sensation that we feel, just that we know that it is harmful to us in some way.

    An artificial being would certainly be able to tell if it was being harmed.

  • hahahaha

  • Zach acting as Jesus

    Jesus acting as Zach

    The Universe is Complete

  • Dan, I suggest you read about this thing called "nervous system".

  • DanFrederiksen wrote: "I wasn't kidding when I said there is no chance I could be wrong about this. pain is not possible in a physical system. not even a little. ever"

    That's some fucking funny satire right there.

    lulz...

  • Favorited!

  • LOL! You captured the characters' personalities perfectly!

  • children ARE psychopaths 

  • This entire video is troll bait...

  • So according to Dan, someone with congenital insensitivity to pain doesn't have a soul. Man, I had my money on gingers.

  • Sad sad people - I feel sorry for your view on the world - you don't have anything to look forward to but a dusty, dirty, empty grave for all eternity, then try to make up for it by trashing everyone elses' beliefs on the afterlife, just like a bully who has lost his self-esteem and self-assurance tries to compensate by beating down another who has those things. Sad sad little men....

  • @cybroxis - In my eyes, believers are like a gullible little girl who was told that there are monsters under her bed. Nonbelievers are like her older brother trying to convince her that there are in fact no monsters.

    Do you really think that a life that does not last forever is devoid of meaning?

  • @cybroxis

    make the best of what you have here and now. Shoot. . you're really holding out for the great here after? wow. . . sad. . . .

  • @raleighzoom First of all, who ever said anything about holding out? Just because you don't hurt someone else doesn't mean you aren't having fun. Second, all I said was that your life afterwards would be nothing to look forward to, "a sad, empty grave." If I have fun doing what I do now and don't hurt anyone else, I get to have a good time now AND after. Besides, I don't even understand what you're so offended about. I'm just stating the facts you admit to - you don't believe in the afterlife.

  • So he really meant Bhuddism, yes?

  • >Make video with God and Jesus in it

    >Shitstorm of comments

    >Stupidity all around

    Stay classy, Internet.

  • @GymMasterAlex Actually these guys are kind of like Matt Stone and Trey Parker, they don't try to make controversy but the funniest shit is controversial.

  • this sucks out loud.

  • who cares just live your life

  • noo.. I don't wanna be tortured :(

  • 38 people are non beleivers...

  • God's an extremely obnoxious fat dumb loud stereotypical American?

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  • @Theelepeltjel You'd have to admit, that would explain a lot..

  • @Theelepeltjel of course he is, everyone knows Christianity started in America because Jesus was born here. YEEEEHAAAW!!

  • @Cuddlebunzzzz "While they were eating, Jesus took a hamburger and blessed it. He broke the burger, gave it to his disciples, and said, 'Take this, and eat it. This is my body.'"

  • @Theelepeltjel Judging from your comment, I'd say he's a fat dumb loud stereotypical Belgian.

  • @donnyforte2 Who, God? You judged that from my comment? That's some deductive reasoning right there.

    If you're offended by someone joking about the people I described, you should get working on your self-esteem.

  • @Theelepeltjel Ditto. If you can't tell that's sarcasm, I don't know how to help you.

  • yikes

  • What have you done SMBC?! LOOK AT THE COMMENTS! THEY HAVE SPURRED THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL, THE MOST ARGUMENTIVE, THE MOST PROGRAMMED COMMENTS OF ALL! People who think they know what they are talking about and then pushing it on others! What have you done!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

  • @icchy23 maybe that's what they wanted to see happem.. maybe a social experiment go figure :3

  • Yeah, I've a technical question for the crew behind the video. How did you manage to put SO MUCH JAMES in there without collapsing the Internets into a singularity of unheard density??

  • Fuck you god, fuck you jesus.

  • 35 people don't get snuggles

  • Not humorous.

    Silly.

    Boring.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  • because God is to blame for bush and cheney lying about wars and killing millions of people and you voting for the satanic assholes. right? you're not to blame for voting republican. that's God's fault right?

    you're not to blame for driving SUVs, that's God's fault.

    good luck with that..

  • @DanFrederiksen

    Assuming

    1: God is responsible for all aspects of man.

    2. God has the foreknowledge of all of man's actions.

    3. God has the ability to prevent any action from happening at any point.

    Then

    4: God is the root of all evil, and he has the capacity to prevent suffering but chooses not to. Seriously fucked up moral system, buddy.

  • @Toastrecon1 you conveniently overlook free will. sure God could prevent you from being as stupid as you choose to be but it would mean killing you. ending you. take some responsibility for your own condition. while you still have time.

  • @DanFrederiksen

    I don't "conveniently overlook free will". It's a flawed concept that assumes that a person's actions are independent of his nature, and that the only reason evil happens is because people decide they'd rather be evil than good. God made us the way we are, and all of our wants and needs are his doing.

    You can't set a giant robot loose on a town and have it kill hundreds of people, but it's not your fault because it was randomly decided whether he'd go through it or not.

  • @Toastrecon1 so you don't have the free will to decide whether to commit suicide or not? think a little o mindless one. you claim God is real yet deny the free will that is fundamental to the story.

  • @DanFrederiksen Taking the liberty to suppose God is real for the purpose of ridiculing the amoral nature of a religion is not "claiming" that he is real. Myth is myth, after all. It's just disturbing to me that anyone can believe that a clearly malevolent being exists, and that his actions indicate good intent.

    Were god exactly as he was depicted in the bible, he'd be deserving of my spit, not my praise.

  • @Toastrecon1 in case you want to know, try to make a robot that feels pain. you likely wont understand the significance but then you had the chance

  • @DanFrederiksen

    Your car already registers the damage or failure of its parts. It may even have routines hardwired in to adjust its behavior to avoid further damage. Your car can probably already sense pain.

  • @Phage0070 where is the pain then.. what is it..

    of course it doesn't. there is non chance I could be wrong. think o mindless ones. behold yourselves

  • @DanFrederiksen

    The pain is electrical impulses, same as in humans. And have you considered using English?

  • @Phage0070 one typo and I'm not speaking english? that's why you're a moron. you choose to be.

    and no, pain is not a signal or any cpu would be in pure agony. think a little. it wont kill you.

    there is still no chance I could be wrong about this.

  • @DanFrederiksen

    Pain is a signal interpreted in a certain way. Certain disorders can cause humans to interpret pain signals as pleasure, or pleasure as pain. Pain doesn't necessarily require that the subject experiencing it be capable of taking action to stop it (bone cancer) only that it is an indicator of damage and an undesirable circumstance. When your car puts up a warning light on the dashboard it is communicating this problem; its crying.

  • @Phage0070 so what way would that be? how do we make a robot feel pain then? and how is it different for pleasure?

    I wasn't kidding when I said there is no chance I could be wrong about this. pain is not possible in a physical system. not even a little. ever

  • @DanFrederiksen

    Make the robot desire the pleasure signal and avoid the pain signal. Its as easy as that.

    Buf if you are arguing for mind-body duality then you are going to have to explain how something transitions from physical to... well, whatever realm you consider necessary. How exactly does it make that jump?

  • @Phage0070 how do you program a desire?

    and no I don't have to explain how the spiritual works. my achievement is merely to have identified with certainty that it exists but I have absolutely no idea how it works.

    if you actually did some thinking you easily can realize that qualia such a pain is entirely impossible in any physical system. be it semiconductor or electrochemical. the robot cannot feel pain. it can scream but no pain. think

  • @DanFrederiksen

    "my achievement is merely to have identified with certainty that it exists"

    ROFL, keep dreaming. You must be trolling because if you were truly that stupid you would be in danger of forgetting how to breath.

  • @Phage0070 moron. I am one in billions. infinitely ahead of you. just look at my name and then yours.

    you're a random lolling internet moron. a tea party voter. there is still no chance I could be wrong about this.

    a robot can never feel pain nor will it ever need it. and it doesn't matter if implemented as copper and semiconductors or electrochemistry as the world tells us we are. a robot that screams when you burn its hand felt no pain, didn't need to nor could ever.

  • @DanFrederiksen Actually if you want to build robots more conscious of their environment you could look at pain receptors as a means of telling them they are in a situation where they should leave. It wouldn't be pain but it would be something that tells them "Heat exceeding values for operation specs. Damage will be sustained if something isn't done." and a scream of pain will be a way to alert humans that the robot is in distress and force an emotional reaction. We look to nature for design.

  • @DanFrederiksen A distress call could be interpreted as a scream of pain as that is what the animal equivalent is.

    What is pain but a bunch of electrical signals that keep us from exceeding our optimal environmental specifications, tell us the source of problems in our hardware and inform us of a need to refuel and/or go into self repair mode. so it wouldn't be a negative thing to build into a robot. Again it wouldn't be pain but something that preforms the same function.

  • @Eoph I'm not saying a well function android couldn't be made. I'm saying pain is impossible in a physical system ergo we are spiritual beings. think! don't type. think

  • @Toastrecon1 BAM! I've said nearly the same words before, repeatedly, and in various churches. I'm surprised I haven't been lynched.

  • @Toastrecon1 +1 for heroism

  • I was very startled when I saw that Jesus had brown hair. Then I remembered that Zach cut it. :(

  • Love the wig!

  • I find it suspect how one person asks about the second coming

    then

    Jesus appears

    I'm guessing that press conference is going to be over real soon

  • Last few have been hit-or-miss but nothing satisfies like these atheist gems.

  • hold 9

  • @FastestSpermCell soooooo, what's with all the buddhism symbols?

  • @Shikamaru747 Tis to show that I am a man of virtues.

  • @FastestSpermCell i see nothing wrong with that. carry on, you virtuous man, you.

  • I'M NOT DONE YET. IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO FORCED DAVE CHAPPELLE TO QUIT HIS SHOW AND MOVE TO AFRICA.

  • Torture forever, then touch him on the NO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT FUCKING JOKE. STOP POSTING IT ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING VIDEO.

  • @Wong89138 Complain about joke, touch him on the penis.

  • @Wong89138

    be angry, touch him on the penis

  • TORTURE FOREVER

  • @H31MU7 Thank you. I like reading the ending punch line in the comments so it has less impact when I actually see it.

  • @mrbrownjeremy Sorry, be more careful next time! See what I usually do is actually watch the video first, THEN scroll down to see what people have said about it :)

  • @H31MU7 Wow, you were both apologetic and good-humored in your response to response. Am I still on the internet?

  • @mrbrownjeremy you probably shouldnt read the comments before watching the video then.

  • @mrbrownjeremy That is a problem. Or you could watch the video and THEN read the comments. Problem solved.

    Seriously, I've never had this issue.

  • @therealhatman

    Before the video starts, I want something to do while it loads. When it's over, I want to watch another video.

  • @cornishpastie9 LOL! you have to wait for videos to load? in 2012?

  • @Monkeyboy92037

    Yep. A shit internet service provider has a monopoly in the area I live in, so there's no way to get good internet here. -_-

  • Hold 2 for airwanking James.

    Hold 7 for spirit fingers.

  • Get. Better. Actors.