top gear ground force part 1

[pe6obutilkata]

These 3 idiots are worse than a natural disaster :D

[Lnsknight]

Build, the shed!

[petey44k]

They should try make a full series of this when there not doing topgear

[GCmediacourse]

growing meat

[sameerhamna009]

240p we met again.........

[bittercottoncandy]

The part where he asks the guy at the flower shop if he has any gonorrhea or syphilis always cracks me up.

[baddam95]

LMAO "What kind of nerd would find those interesting?" *James walks out* "WOW!!!

[nickmorganmusic]

you can use them for growing apples, meats and eaggs

[Deathwishesh]

James may:Is that a hoe

[sshuggi]

Better quality video.

change your URL to have v=D7XnZFqOTRY

[konceptkarma]

brass smoke on the water, lol

[exceptional1414]

what's it called?.. gonorrhea...hahahaha you got any syphilis? hahahahahaha...

[StevenNFFC]

Ahh 240p, my old nemesis, we meet again!

[DiNoZsEy]

James' shed loving ohhh yes made me love the sheds

[TheGreatBunghole16]

LOL all that matters in a garden is a SHED.... 0_0 I thought it was the fruits and vegetables? Not gravel either... haha Top gear is awesome though! XD

[greentea1494]

It has ceased to exist!

[ichigopaul]

only jeremy would use a shotgun for gardening :L

[stryker214]

4 pollacks and 3 pillocks...

[Sasori327]

@stryker214 = top gear

[neonman1604]

they shouold make episode 2 :D

[strawberryice8705]

I will never trust them with a tree let alone a whole garden

[88Heartandsoul]

welcome back 240p

[MrDCWood]

"Time for a quick reminder of why Alan has just shot a tape measure!"

Nice one, Richard lol

[MrDCWood]

"All you need in a garden...is a water feature."

"All you need in a garden...is a shed."

Kinda missing the point entirely, Jeremy and James...but also correct. Richard, you should've included shed and water features!

[gamingclassics]

now that WAS a quick reminder :P

[EmperorOfMars]

I really like the Jeremy Clarkson approach. A shotgun.

[MrDCWood]

@EmperorOfMars

I honestly thought that Clarkson couldn't get more subtle than a hammer.

How wrong I was!

[DrDoofenshmirtz1899]

I love how richard explains his plan at 2:00

[michael46561]

Lol this is my favirate Top gear episode !

[usarocks911]

"You don't need to pay for daffodils, you can just nick those from a round-about

XD lol

[sazycute1993]

"overlooking a bed full of.... flowers."

XD

[TheFireHawk7]

After all...How hard could it be?

[thetriz4475]

you don't count how many views you have unless its a video you made

[Timmyboy505]

I want the top gear crew to my garden next! 

[stud000000079]

there was smoke on water playing in the background

[pambowell]

did you use a blender to record this?

[InvasionOfficial]

@pambowell Blenders do not contain a recording facility and are unable to upload any data of any sort to a computer or other electronic storage device. No, he did not record it with a blender.

[hackfreak2k7]

Hello and i've just stood in some dog shit!! ahahahah

[glenntoy15]

observe the genius of my gardening.. thats the killer.

haha

[TheLocoHobo]

Is that a ho?

[Sirnebbles]

"is this your tape measure?"

"might be"

BANG!

[LordStiggy]

"observe the genius of my gardening"

[miankd]

I just still can't believe they did that.

[highspeedhawk]

alan has just shot a tape measure!!

[kemp10]

i was halfway hoping to arthur "two sheds" jackson at the gardening store

[britishboy7]

I love the shotgun but cant help but think a machinegun would be better for cutting a tree back

[reesepcpatel14]

15 like sheds

[TheChriZ1995]

Does anyone know if this was on tv? If so what episode or series?

[darkchaser25]

@TheChriZ1995 spin off for sport relief. no episode or series

[TheChriZ1995]

@darkchaser25 Thanks

[Artprincess247]

"Well theres no point paying for daffidils, you can go nick those from a roundabout".

ROFL so true

[TopGearinGT5]

james may's new wife is a shed!

[Kitanohydros]

3:16 "Is that a hoe?"

ROFL

[Dave67004]

Since when has a greenhouse been used to grow meat and eggs? What does Clarkson do with his - keep sheep and chickens in it?

[2Jeff4Gordon]

did anybody else notice the shell hit jermemy's face then hit richard?

[dazzaboy04]

"you're not building the shed you're namin your tools!"

[shortymoore07]

like the modern three stooges

[runescapecars4321]

this is my fav top gear challenge <3 too funny loolll

[TheFuggedaboutit]

wow gonorrhea, Gorgonzola , syphilis...

[wildbuttrue]

abit more than 10,000

[yomama629]

Clarkson: "I don't know anything about plants, I only know gorgonzol-what's it called-gonorrhea...Do you have any syphilis?"

[MOUNTnBLADE]

Jeremy: *takes out shotgun*

James: Is that a hoe?

[runescapecars4321]

loll 7:01 they ran over tricycle X}!!!!!

[agern11]

gorgonzola, gonorea, syphilys... all well known garden plants :D

[Matt561]

I could watch these guys do anything

[hairlessbaldy]

subliminal message at 9:27

[strawberryice8705]

why does everything with james may has to take an eternity???

[acres1234]

LOVE THE VID!!!!! AND MORE LOVE TO THE FACT THAT THEY HAVNT BEEN ASKED TO DO ANYTHING FOR COMIC RELIEF AGAIN!!!!!! LOL

[AvengedSevenfoldSG]

Jeremy- I've been sent to get plants, baheut I just don't know, other than gorgo....

no er, what's it called.... gonorrhea

Plant Dude- Tree ferns? er...

Jeremy- You got any syphillis?

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMilanshahi]

still makes me laugh :)

[JaKaTaK14]

Thumbs up if ur sick of these f kin adverts spoiling ur viewing

[JBrads91]

don't want to but dafodills!! i'll just nick them from a roundabout! haha clarkson what a legend!!

[RTiger18]

hahaha!! I had that same idea about cutting onions. Just get a fully automatic gun and blast away.

[lovely5948]

what kind of nerd would find this intresting?

May: WOW!

lol

[meneltsaf]

That's latin for: dead twig in some mud ftw

[dtacrew561]

or as richard hammond would know it as (points to a bonsi tree 1 ft tall) A mighty scoth pine

[willsco76]

I love the circus music...it fits the episode.

[ArchangelSteve]

@willsco76 It's not circus music, it's the theme and incidental music from the show "Ground Force".

[willsco76]

So far we've been on the job for two hours and siredgraves garden had gone from looking like this.......... to looking like this (with zero change). Bwhahahha.

[SwindleCon]

hahah is that a hoe lmfao james may is hilarious

[dinmorerengeit]

snape kills dombledore

[IanWiiPlayer]

3:53 they have seized to exist EPIC 

[TheTrommarinnable]

is that a hoe? xD hahaha

[mcfctoony]

i hate everyone

[drumbdub]

thats latin for "dead twig in some mud"

[willsco76]

Jeremey walks up with a shotgun......James says "Is that a hoe". HA HA

[TheAncientMariner66]

James May on sheds!

[xxMeGaRateDxx]

Jeremy shooting James tape measure haha lool

[willsco76]

This IS NOT how do a makeover...However, Funny Funny Shit.

[cammeno]

Have You Got Any Syphillis ?!

[enteng2366]

first line: the LUCKY recipient of top ground gear force etc

[vinnie01]

who let JC Have a shotgun licence?

[TheCROZZER]

@vinnie01 The firearms officer. But in principle , What the hell were they thinking ?

It's probally revoked now.

[mrnathv]

9 people dont know what is funny.

[LeoArctica]

@mrnathv make that 10, bunch of idiots with no sense of humour XD

[MrEd94]

@LeoArctica well then why watch it?

[LeoArctica]

@MrEd94 dude I love this, i was talking about the guys who DISLIKED this XP

[0554joe]

9:06 richard is peeing on a tree

[kuba186]

pierwszy :) !!!

[benrpokemon]

that is a fucking funny video

[benrpokemon]

that is a fucking funny video

[MartinBlass]

"No no... I will look reasonable..."

This is the most horrible thing Jerremy can say to You... :-D

[WowCainsRs]

TRUST JEREMY TO HAVE BLOODY SHOTGUN LMAO !

[thnk4urself]

this has got to be one of their funniest bits.

[balleTommy]

"no, gonorrhea. Have you got any syphilis?"

[MegaMrDamo]

8 people have been hoed jeremy clarkson style

[ND4SPD16Y8]

what idoit gave clarkson a shotgun!?!?!

[GGSDavejones]

@ND4SPD16Y8 he owns it? along with his ak 47 and other guns

[LaCorvette]

@ND4SPD16Y8 It was the same idiot, that handed him an AK-47 and a HK MP5 out, I guess.

[driftforeva]

never seen it before, funny as f**k but dont give up your day job's boys pmsl

[xxDannyMillerFanxx]

Clarkson - "It was a place mostly full of sheds. What kind of nerds would find those interesting?"

May - "Wow!!"

There's your answer lol

[JChan1026]

Gorgonzola lol

[Co0kieDealerr]

they should make a second one

[cyman987]

0:01 pwned those ads

[dottorrent]

he shot a tape measure. lol clarkson is the greatest man in britian

[xsf908]

This is not Top Gear. What the hell is this show

[dottorrent]

@xsf908

it IS topgear but it was for children in need

[afleetalex05]

"Observe the genius of MY gardening!"

[TylerPeckTV]

8 people had their garden destroyed lol

[drummeruptheirons]

this whole episode is easily one of the most gutbustingly hilarious things i've seen

[Bluie127]

Is that a hoe?

XD

[sillysid123]

but it looks shit .no it doesnt grass looks shit lol  love top gear!!!!!

[LH287]

"Is this your tape masure?" "might be..." "BANG!"

[77ROLLS77]

Hahaha , Jeremy= Will it grow by 5 ocklock ?

Worker= no am afraid not :L

[KingVirmire]

guy taking piss at 9:07

xD

[gear15100]

I just might try that shotgun technique.... lol I wish I can do that here...

[01ps]

Exotic cars=exciting. Gardens=boring.

[Fangobra]

@paulallan1000 Meh. Common people make me fucking sick. Lording it about thinking they own the place and everyone has to be nice to them because they've had an underpriveliged upbringing and going and emphasising all the worst bits of their fucking chalkboard-scrape-sounding accents because they think it makes them right and you wrong and that having an education counts for nothing and is for losers because all you really need is for your parents to be fat, lazy drunkards on fucking benefits.

[Antifaith29]

@Fangobra Common people?

What?

So by definition, the majority of people are like that? Where the fuck are you from?

[Fangobra]

@Antifaith29 No, not common people as in people who are actually common, Commoners the stereotype, y'know, as opposed to paulallan1000's stereotype of "posh people"? Or are you one of that lot who believes we don't have a class system any more?

[MrAnton101]

@swedoj2 watch the video first then ennit!

[wlpresent]

HAHAHAH have you got any syphillis?

[kimbolton111]

no need to buy daffodils you can just nick them from a roundabout haha too true clarkson

[dycarbon1]

5:33 I've be sent to get plants, but I just don't know, other than Gorgonzo-no-uh what's it called...gonorroea. Have you got any syphilis?

[longlivestalin1]

this is one of the funniest things ive seen-TOP GEAR RULES!!!!!!

[0554joe]

@9:04 hammond pees on tree

[omnitrix91110]

they should make more of these

[CharlesChuck6]

he shot a tape measure haahhaahhahahha

[virtual62]

'have you got any syphilis?' XD

[autogun290]

Lol smoke on the water

[MustangsCanTurnToo]

The cast should host all tv shows forever

[Tightalter08]

Ambicious but rubbish!

[1aml4iar]

Clarkson: Is this your tape measure?

May: Might be

BOOM!!! so hilarious :-D

[vulgarmachine2]

Gawd, it's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob...

[Fertro]

"What kind of nerd would find those interesting?"

May: WOW!

[eleminatus]

Clarkson is an idiot

[KingVirmire]

"It's a hammer. ITS NOT A HAMMER!!!"

"Is that a hoe?"

xD

[BB1951]

Is this your tape measure? BOOM!

[donkykong011]

is that a hoe ? LOL

[zsom8065]

who can not like this? those 8 people must be insane!

[re4gtr]

8 People can't build for shit.

[YongYDG]

hamseter-your doing the hoeing Carkson im will not do the hoeing, james I dont even know what hoeing is!

[matt2244]

I dont see why you cant garden with a shot gun

[cattyomuppet]

oh god jeremy....goneria...syphillis.­...clamidia!!! :L:L:L

[ItsLottiee]

"Just a forest of deadness"

I love that man.

[indalcecio]

Thumbs up if you think comments about "x people who disliked this video" are really REALLY overplayed and are getting annoying.

[ascortjkk]

@indalcecio "Thumbs up if you xxxx" comments are really overplayed are getting annoying too :)

[ascortjkk]

@indalcecio "Thumbs up if you XXXX" are annoying and are overplayed too :)

[amoulana11]

thumbs up if u think the 8 people who disliked this video has no life

[andysim232]

LOLOLOLOL

[shararath4u]

Will it grow by 5 o' clock ...?? lol

[55022RSG]

have you got any syphilis

[Jaroklm]

Jeremy can´t drive trucks, so funny =D

[MisterFigge]

thank you for upload! 

[vampsim2]

u cant garden with a shot gun i beg to differ

[113stDFX9900]

Clarkson's way of gardening is a mans way to garden

[seansi]

@ElaineLogan509 what is that?

[patrickbonne]

"i'm looking for gonorrhea. Do you have any syfilis?" lol

[imspaan]

"what's this?" "a rose" "will it grow by 5 o'clock?" "no."

[USGiorgi]

LOL 9:05. Hammond is peeing on the tree. XD

[Carnut91]

so funny when the truck ran over that little kids bike

[exsubzero]

gorganzolla ...

ROFL!!! XD

9:27 ???? bbc.co.uk/sportrelief. FAIL XD