Jackie Chan Adventures - Project A, for Astral

[SuperTomboy98]

George Lucas? YES! STAR WARS!

[SuperTomboy98]

uncle: One more thin, stay awake! you break many antiques when you sleep walk

Jackie: I don't sleepwalk

Uncle: So you break my antiques for fun?!

[SuperTomboy98]

Jackie: *jumping from train to train and lands on the rail*

Ratso: "No way he's human"

[youngdro47]

the name wats the mooses name u cant name him ur evil EVIIIILLLL!!!!!! lmao

[youngdro47]

its not here can u believe it lol

[3434343434utubeguy]

If the dark hand has a chopper with rockets, why did they not just shoot at Jackie rather than the bridge?

[SuperTomboy98]

@3434343434utubeguy Because it's much easer to hit a large still target, than a small moving target.

[limegreenbrian]

Uncle: Good! Now we can do research!

Jackie: Oh, but Im very tired..

Uncle: Oh! Im sorry, wait!

Jackie: What is it? What do you hear?

Uncle: I hear the sound of the sheep not telling me what power it holds!

THIS SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY ABSURD

[AcesInTheSky77]

I thought there was a bell on the door of Uncles shop?

[xxSennaxx]

I REALLY should be working on my homework... but it's really fun to be a little kid again.

[roboticscreamskull]

Does anyone else thing that Melvinworld would have been a literal hell for Shendu to spend a day in?

[LittleHieuy]

Soon, I shall devour your soul

[lifesnatcher80317]

Still crazy, but still love this show.

[LordoftheKaty]

Like if you're over 20 in college watching this still

[MrPrincessluke]

im starting to enjoy there WAY too much..

[dragonzpearl111]

No way he's human! lol!

[abbeydabbydooo]

"WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MOOSE, THE MOOSE! YOU CAN'T NAME IT, YOUR EVIL, EVIL!!!" 

lol =D

[XxAtOmicHawksxX]

FUCK THE COMMERCIAL

[startup97]

Any of you guys scene Jackie Chan's Project A it's a pretty good movie!

[philosophyphantic199]

@startup97 Yeah, I love the bicycle scene. lol

[SuperJessicabuckley]

this is one of my favarate episodes

[DrHBoson]

"You got jacked" XD

[poopa911]

You Mo Gweg Wai Vye De Sow

[Hexrina]

@poopa911 actually it's Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao which is Cantonese for "Ghost and goblins quickly leave" 妖魔鬼怪快啲走

[wolfkniteX]

No way he's human.

LOL

[vectron12]

why does this not work

[YourMumaNator]

@vectron12 no its "why does dis no wok"

[vectron12]

@YourMumaNator :D IT WOK NAO!!!!

[Houbian]

"Evil spirits quick go away"

[Lilmisswendy21]

i like how he says dinosaur

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

Project A reference FTW

[mikeantfahey]

I remember the Chi Spell so well :)

[BlueTeamPlayer]

Jackie, Y U NO PANTS

[mirimoo2]

thats crazey jade, your crazey!!! hahaha wonderfull!!

[GlitchnotGloop]

"No way he is human" <3

[psychedelicshroom12]

no way he's human O.O lmao

[ff3player]

no way he's human LOL

[RaGInBaLLeR23]

why not blow up the damn train! - dats whats wrong wiv the villains of today not enough insight! lol

[welshwill2236]

@RaGInBaLLeR23

what blow up the train AND the talisman with it? :L good thinking :L

[RaGInBaLLeR23]

@welshwill2236 well they arent likely to completely destroy the talisman, it wud atleast allow them 2 get rid of their foes for once!

[SuperAbdi000]

so funny



[MrFalconboy01]

to many fucking adverts fucking hell you fucking shitty youtuber shitty fucking fuck

[MasterSamurai]

Finn should have rented that handgun for more than three days, and Chan might actually be dead by now.

[FalconPain]

Shendu spent the entire day at Melvinworld and never learned Melvin's name?

[vnishanthvijay]

my son is 2 yrsold.. always he want to watch jackie chan adventure...

[BrendanJTucker]

*Jackie runs back along a train fast enough to catch up with the back end and jump back onto the track*

goon: no way he's human

[Dan261178]

I love the way Valmot deadpans the "Did that occur before or after Chan chucked the bus?",he is a great villain.

[Dan261178]

Uncles magic box needs a magic padlock!

[kjsmooth34]

@Dan261178 lolol

[stuartleemacleod]

why cant i get season 2 and 3

[JackTheCuber]

The intro is just like toy story 3.

[prycetag09]

"smile for the camera"

"soon i will devour your soul"

XD

[GotnozStyle]

Why do they never aim the missiles AT The train? -.-

[InuyashaKagomae4ever]

@GotnozStyle One, the studio thought it might be too graphic. Two, this way, it looks like an accident that the bridge collapsed, meaning the Dark Hand won't be suspected. Three, this way, Jackie gets a chance at escaping. Duh!

Cartoon 101 man.

[sakume]

This cartoon was the shit when I was little. :D

[animefangirlxx]

I miss this show so much

[trogdor1424]

Jade needs to go deeper

[XxGonixXFAN]

Is this actually Jackie's voice?

[The1994Ninten]

@XxGonixXFAN

Yes.

[thatusernamesinvalid]

Uncle's Chi spell hotline!

[LeMcCHarStar4ever]

no way hes human

[breakthecode89]

Jade said Hmong Beans :56 :D

[infernalone666]

another anyone notice:

valmonst and shendu pronounce the name of the lost treasure differently every episode

[freebakedgoods]

I absolutely LOVE how Uncle perfectly guessed exactly what happened to Jade!

[DoitForTheLolz1]

add block is useless

[Horticultural1]

I don't know why people think that Jade and Hsi Wu are an item. The only Demon Sorcerer that's ever been inside her is big daddy Shendu himself! Haha, dang!

[Jonathansernel1]

HAHAHAHA THe all famous Uncles Chi Spell.

it can release your bowels.

[Jonathansernel1]

LMFAOO "soon i will devour your soul!" XDD

[Jonathansernel1]

HAHAHA JACKIEEEEEE!!!

[ladyhart21]

oo mo gwi gwi fi dee sow! lol uncle. Jade's "soon I will devour your soul!" scared me a little, i will admit :P

[infernalone666]

4:50

anyone notice finn's got a gun?

[Kaicoyote]

@infernalone666 Yup lol Back then, cartoons could get way with stunts like that = )

[nazeres1]

the good old days of this show

[andretheloser123]

the sheep talisman is actually the one i like the most

i wanna go all inception on people

[judacribz]

this show is a classic

[Mr5u1cid3]

evil jade is funny

[spyderchihustler]

" A little birdie told me,you've been wanting to come here."

[Saikejo]

what happened to jade in this episode is what we would call "you weep what you sow"

[Momentum139]

WHAT'S THE MOOSE'S NAME!? HA, YOU CAN'T NAME IT CAN YOU!?

YOU'RE EVIL! EVIIIIIIIIL!

[venim619]

@Momentum139 YOU'RE EVIR! O_O

[cod4isthebest324]

lol, shoot out the bridge not the train. great idea

this is why the good guys always win, bad guys are stupid

[Taranpreet1234]

No way's he's human ROFL!

[windalchemist001]

17:35 - 17:39 lol

[Horticultural1]

"Shendu? Back so soon? What, no talismans?"

-- Wow, Valmont, way to kick a guy when he's down. 

[Horticultural1]

I think it's kinda cool how Shendu makes a more polite and respectful niece than Jade.

[Horticultural1]

Technically, Shendu only needs ONE talisman to come back to life (Rat); he needs all 12 to get back his super powers.

[Horticultural1]

I don't know why Shendu needs the Dark Hand at all, if he has this badass Shadowkhan guys.

[alucard3657]

"no way he's human."

[dcorps]

this makes me wonder why chuck norris never got a cartoon...

[megabeaver23]

@dcorps even a cartoon self of him would break the tv screens when he round house kicked.

[SGVknarf]

@dcorps actually he did have one, youtube it. though chuck norris' cartoon is totally gay

[megakingk9]

whats my name 17:00 - 17:05 BOONDocks

[megakingk9]

whats my name 17:00 - 17:05

[TheHowToTwister]

"you got jacked", love it

[numberonesoulja]

Moose: smile for the camera.

Jade: soon i will devour your soul

Moose: OOOO

[tribamarina]

@numberonesoulja LMAO

[numberonesoulja]

i laughed when they lied to say how they struggled to get the taslmain

[XxbabbyblueyxX]

Jackie Can ids soo beast xD

[BuellerBueller95]

uncle was the best XD

[ladypantherkathy11]

bad day bad day bad day lol

[ac1577]

fking redbull

[julianstocks]

Aw these were the good ol' days

[LiveWorshipSongs]

They're gonna trust a demon sorcerer to give them the treasure??? FFFAAAAIIILLLLL

[seymourLlama]

Am I the only one having trouble getting the sound from this? It's silent for me right now, and I had the same issue yesterday :<

[costanj]

Jane: touch your guts

for a sec there i thought said touch your nu**

[PCJ27imagination]

Jackie, "I don't sleepwalk"

Uncle, "So you break antics for fun"

lol

[evfan13]

how come the talismans power didn't activate the minute Jackie touched it?

[DanxandxDiDichannel]

@evfan13 bcus the only way u make it work is by acknoledging it so if u know u ahve it it will work but chan doesnt use it and it must me wield in your hand

[artistdeterminedmsv]

WOW last posting a year ago!

[HeartBreakKid551]

why would the helicopter shoot the bridge and not the damn train itself :P

[NightManiacsInc]

@HeartBreakKid551

because its a kids cartoon, lol

[rayfrumthabay]

@HeartBreakKid551 they have to make look like an acident

[OMGimSOBER]

AYAAAAAA!

[Toonmaster707]

Soon I shall devour your soul!

[ilikeJB09]

i just wanna ride jackie soo freaking bad. its like he's taunting me with his sweet ass going up and down and up and down. he would make an excellent bottom for this top.

[brownkv081]

@ilikeJB09 ...I think you should post these fantasy's on a fan site...not a kids cartoon. Besides, his little asian dick probably wouldnt hit the walls of your loose, gaping asshole.

[lepercon1664]

@ilikeJB09 its kinda scary just by the fact he is a cartoon but other than that its fine

[sapphirepup200]

jackie-like a baby

jade come in

jade-like a baby

[MrGeraldLord]

Uncle - "One more thing, stay awake, you break many antiques when you sleep walk."

Jackie - "Oh, I don't sleep walk."

Uncle - "So, you break my antiques for FUN!?" D:<

[dvrman2323]

@MrGeraldLord Jackie:MABBYYY!!!

[OversizedCanada]

@MrGeraldLord haha 69

[Chaos7997]

Shendu in Jade's vody can do Vulcan Death gripawesome

[Ithrowcakeatfatkids]

Or,ill give you a spanking! Lol jackie kills me

[HaruPuchiko]

LOL.

Yu mo gui gwai fai di zao. LOLOL.

[diebydiconzo]

u mo gwai gwai faidy chow

u mo gwai gwai faidy chow

[lilanimemaniac]

@diebydiconzo

yu mou gui gwai fai dii zou

[Omnius15]

At 3:18 its Urkel's catchphrase

[dxruler35]

"stay awake, you break my antiques when you sleep walk"

"i don't sleep walk"

"ohh so you break my antiques for fun??? "

omg thats hilarious lmao

[chekesfuckshard]

did he say a sh** 8=======================D

[filipante97]

how many talismans do they have by now? (this episode)

[Brian626]

@filipante97 ox rooster viper



[911clockwork]

@filipante97 there are 1 episode for each talisman in season 1 excluding episode 13

[filipante97]

''jackie has a little lamb'' hahaha

[magmablock]

Imagine if ghost Jade went inside Shendu's body.

[alexgao814]

19:16 you evil spirit go away lol sounds weird

[Slashercon]

She's evil!!! EVIL!!!! lol

[PriceRight89]

2:35 - Jackie should have told the driver "Sorry! I'll bring it back!"

[Slashercon]

@PriceRight89 yeah, funny thing is, Jackie never returns them.

[MissMELS17]

@Slashercon Maybe he does, just off screen so it doesn't detract from the main action.

[Slek70Lock]

LOL, why would they shoot down the bridge instead of just aiming for the train at the beginning? LOL makes me crack up.

[bibekniru]

any one noticed that uncle jumping with cell phone in his ear with a stick in 19:00 - 20:00

[druglover200]

dood i remember this from when i was a kid!! hells yeaa!

AAAYYAAAA!!! ....JACKIEE!!!!!!

[Daflame795]

What is it? What do you hear?

*SMACK*

haha

[MegaSuperhappy]

moose:*looks at jackie*

jackie:*runs up train and grab broken rail*

moose:no way he's human

[j7boy5555]

Moose: Smile for the camera.

Possessed Jade: Soon I shall devour your soul.

Moose: Damn emo kids

[Gam3Junkie7]

"Whoa you got body jacked Jade!"

[xDesilu]

...They let a kid use a knife?

[GrievousAlucard]

lol. No way he's human...

[walkerFSU18]

lol no way hes human..i miss waking up every saturday and turning on kidsWB and watching this

[suburbinitetanker]

@walkerFSU18

same but I liked The Batman show more

[aznbartsimpson]

"whoa you got jacked" lol

[tehmackness]

jackie chan sucks, but this show is awesome, i miss being in the year 2000

[davidoblue1]

sounded like they were about to play the sephiroth theme on 17:18 after jade said "your executioner"

hehe

[TheIttoHimself]

your evil! your evil!!!

[TitaniumTriforce]

sooo shoot the barrage of missles at the bridge ahead and not the train with the mortal nemesis? check

[gtblazin816]

lmaoo uncle is the best character in this

[highboijosh]

this is so ckool

[wolflink2593]

the Darkhand guys are fuckin stupid they shouldve left before Jackie saved himself lol Jacki rocks

[ShadowCastByDivinity]

ancient chi spell plus modern digital cell phone equals...ancient digital spell phone...now, *that* could come in handy...

[xanthium213]

you tube needs to tell google to lower thier comercial volume or at least make it so the volume can be turhed down by the same controls for you tube

[derbyhe]

Hey, you know, its fine that they need comercials, but sence its sony pictures, how about some robot chicken and theboondocks comercials?

btw, Jackie Chan Adventures ftw woo!!!!!!!!!

this is one of my all time favorite shows!

"soon i shall divour yor soul" *gasp* and "one more thing" are my two top favorite quotes of this show

And also, the sheep talismen sucks

[FireStormBaller]

The sheep talisman is good.

[Pyro6Burning6Gundam6]

yeah. ppl think you're sleeping but you're watching your back and they don't know it when they try and kill you in your sleep

[monstirdabest2]

i like da song at the end of the show

[AnimefreakChaos]

LMFAO at 16:30!!! "Soon I will devour your Soul." And at 16:56!!! "WHATS THE MOOSE'S NAME!? THE NAME?!" XD

[zc456]

This is such a funny episode.

[pmacky1]

i like the ox ,pig ,dragon and tirger talisman.