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  • 2:52 - 3:14

  • He looks like T-1000 mixed with T-100 ^^'

  • 3:29 - 4:21 my fav part XD

  • lol arnold did not change the past he failed his mission =O

  • "He'll be back." LOL that's clever

  • i remember harry enfield did a 'terminator 3' back when terminator 2 came out. it was hilarious. the terminator went back in time to kill a load of posh rich kids who were all called rupert.

  • SO EPIC ! XD Who dosen't laugh to this video got BAD BAD sense of humor o.o

  • why?

  • he had 33 years to make that shotgun... perhaps he gathered the materials and made it himself in those 33 years?

  • LOL

  • Hilarious! the end is even better

  • extremely cool

    hehe

  • I WASN'T gonna comment but LOL I laughed hard XD Oh I'd SO much rather see this than the real T3.

    A shame it's a trailer.

  • he'll be back! haha. I wonder if this realy wat happened? LOL haha just cant stop laughing!

  • Arnold: Why?

  • sic radical!

    Portugese channel!

    lol this is so funny

  • Haven't seen this in a long time, lol. How long has MadTV been playing in Brazil or Portugal and does it have the same fan following?

    I suppose some of the satire is missed in  translation, judging from the comments here.

  • awesome:D

  • I'm a grumpy asshole who hates shit people forward to him to watch on youtube, but this was seriously funny.

  • Look Look, I had a lot in my mind, and you are really starting to stress me out!

  • this probably would of been a million times better then the actual terminator 3

  • @slipknothim13

    well it would undoubtly be a million times more real than the bs in the book.

  • goofy

  • Haha! God (No references) I almost died laughing when Judas went flying back on the table.

  • pontius pilate 10 oclock

  • Ofcourse its fake/......but this isnt made to look real its made so people will DYE LAUGHING

  • xDDD stop killing judas !!! haha

  • STOP KILLING JUDAS!!

  • this is MTV thickmamma1020

  • that was some funny blasphemy

  • 4:16 :D

  • that was soo very funny and we had a hard time just trying t;o breathe. u r a genius just simply a genius.

    completely enjoyable.

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

  • omg that was funny as hell!

  • me hubiera gustado quearnold salve a jesus y que jamas lo hubieran matado ,murio injustamente por nosotros ,=) I love jesus...!!!!!! I love my god....!!!!!!!!

  • lollmoa

  • Best madtv sketch ever.

  • "Don't worry, he'll be back"...so true.

  • this shit is great

  • "eat this !" lmao

  • This video deserves more views and attention. XD

  • fuck you blahme faggot

  • ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • gay...

  • such loveaffectionbullshit

  • "Stop killing Judas!"

    "But he's going to betray you"

    "I know"

    lmao

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • "Don't worry... He'll be back."

    This is clever. I'm a Christian and I think it's hilarious!

  • Hey theists.

    Praying doesnt help actually. Its been proven that everything behaves exactly in the way that random chance predics. Praying or not, muslim or hindu.

    And even every single socalled miracle still follows the laws of physics and chance.

    A miracle is actually nothing more then a rare event.

    Basic facts... So why do u still say that ur particular ancient scripture is the only tru way to salvation?

  • no one said shit -.-

  • praying does help moron dont you read

    it has been proved that people who had heart surgery who had people praying for them recover faster than people who didnt have nobody praying for them and that research was done by harvard doctors now they dont call it a miracle they will never do that thats why events like that dont need a name or to be point out its just that AN ANWER FROM ABOVE to show us that we can get answers if we ask things with faith

  • believe or not the bible its the only way

    and you gonna eat your words one day

    laws of physics my ass.........ignorant fool

  • Ur a fool. Everything in nature obeys the laws of physics n chance.

    definition of a miracle:

    A rare event of which humans believe or declare its the direct work of god. However does not have any characteristics which differ from ordinary rare events.

    Allso there is no reason to believe ur bible or any particular ather set of scripture is the only way. They all have the same kindof 'proof' which is infact no proof atall. If u were born in middle east u would say the same thing about islam.

  • Awesome!

  • How did he get a shotgun? I wonder instead uses a bow and arrow.

  • he has a shotgun cause he is from the future moron

  • Well if know about the terminator series, he can't bring modern or futuristic weapons with him to the past. When going back in time,you can only bring nothing but your flesh or a object that looks like flesh. Unless, he somehow put the shotgun in his ass and able to take it out or somehow got the shotgun from terrorists.

  • perhaps.

  • I'm hearing a lot of stupidity here. The only reason Christianity is used for political gain, for violent bloodshed, etc. is because so many people are Christians. Unfortunately, like all people, Christians are not exempt from being deceived by evil men. If you don't read the bible regularly and prayerfully, its message will be lost on you.

  • HaHaHa!

    Now that is some funny shit!

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  • dont worry he will be back !!!!! hahahahahahahhahahha best ever terminator

  • that was actually pretty funny...

  • hum .. can any one post something ABOUT THE VIDEO ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿

  • AHAHAHA good stuff. And stop yapping on about subjective shit and America vs England biased opinions. Can't we at least TRY to have peace and enjoy the video?

  • I don't expect much from Americans that blaspheme, they never seem to think about the consequences.

    And they're Rubbish at comedy..

  • haha rubbish. you're a bloody brit. would you like some TEA?

  • LMfao whats wrong with tea? Teas good man! d=

    Beats Smooching your Burgers "THE AMERICAN WAY!" to tune up Fat ASS Yanks..

    Wake up You poor Twat (-__-)

    Atleast we Brits know whats funny..

    This was poor taste..

  • hypocrite, i hate brits the most in the world! they are hypocrits, they have started every war and ur name is jasmini... xD u must have a mini arab boyfriend with a mini ;)

  • LOL!!! I take it 58 year olds like yourself that live in Azerbaijan Love Nothing els but American TV, not being Racist but you live in a contry that probably have your kind sneeking themselvs here in their bananna boats

    obviously your too old. so your considered a Generation X type of Freak.

    And for the Record you dumb cunt we didnt Start Iraq.The Americans did.Heck they still owe us money for WWII.

    And the name Mickey you did at the end was pathetic.. try again Grandad Azerbaijan. (@___@)

  • Excuse me, but it was American money and American blood that saved Britain during WW II. And Churchill more or less invented terrorism--do some research on the suicide night fire bombing raids Brits went on,to kill morale in German civilians, deliberately attempting ways to create firestorms which melted metal, had higher casualty rates than the A bomb. Why did Blair stand with Bush-why? It gave GWB leverage. America didn't want that war. The Christian Right elected Bush, not the US.

  • Bravo nice mixture of Tropical nights Bulloks Mate! now what muppet would want to turn this thread off topic?

    Because unless your talking about that rant wich happend and has finished.. your abit slow. and ive done my reserch mate seems like your history..Lawl you must think i give a Toss About politics in England our Country is messed up as it is.. We have a Peado thats been banned Globaly and now is brought back here..Blair is finished but that dosnt mean we have an effective Prime minister.

  • You mention americans but i suppose that mentions why you Dragged us by the horns to your Stupid war games in iraq.. Always the Vengence Tactics with you Americans 9/11..

    You wouldn't of used Saddam as a scapegoat..We Brits Tend to learn From mistakes.. Do you think iraq will Let you get away with this as soon as we Pull out of Iraq?

    This war hasn't even Started Mate...

  • Opps and i ment "country" just incase you use the poor grammar as a scape goat figuire..

  • I think this is hilarious. Monty Python was controversial during their time. MadTV may not appeal to all just as Monty Python. "Life of Brian" was beyond blasphemous when it came out. Tea and burgers? Yummy! Brits vs. Yanks? Too many stereotypes. U.K. and the U.S. are both great countries. All countries are. Wars? No one wins. People die. It affects us all. If more people traveled, there'd be less prejudice. Please stop arguing and learn from each other instead. There's good in everyone.

  • Ill allow you because im canadian and i love my country even though im living in Uk d=

  • Thanks. I hope DaFancy & Jossy visit the U.K. If they go to London (thanks to Roma), they'll see how multicultural and cosmopolitan it is, just like New York (thanks to Holland). Canada is very multicultural. I believe different cultures and people makes us a more open and better society. Brits & Americans are actually a mixture of many races. Even their languages are derived from others. American (english) accents can be traced to Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England and France. Cheers. XO!

  • Well not to take the piss but canada is better than where im living at the moment its just i have family here and over there.

    and yes todays brits arent all brits we have a migrant problems so your wrong about a better society.you have to be here to see it.. and the DaFancy will never come here because he's too thick to know what an english man is considering not all brits drink tea.and jossy is poor. xD anyway its about me saying this was shit and poor taste i stick to my guns. peace out-

  • Thank goodness for "free speech". That's what I love about countries like Canada, England and the U.S.A. Migrant problems is only bad when it's a bad person. Every country has to deal with that. Italy has it pretty bad. What I meant was good people from different cultures coming together makes us a better society. It really does. Have fun, take care, I do wish you well.

  • I still do miss canada though,but yeah i know what you mean heh, your not a bad dude take it easy mate.. *Hand Shakes*

  • im sure brits know how to have a smashing good time. lets go play some snooker shall we good sir? perhaps we may enjoy some crumpets which are absolutely fabulous by the way. now if youll excuse me, i must get into my buggy to attend the queens party.

  • @DaFancyDancer

    What in the hell are you talking about?

    You like randomly insulting people ?

  • Stop! you cant just go around killing people!! why? because it is one of gods commandments "thou shallst not kill" why? because it is a sin! why? *ugh* because it is not nice why? (whispers) forgive him father, he's a robot from the future. "Stop killing Judas!" hahahaha! this is jokes!
  • a shotgun in jesus's time?!

  • This is not ryt vid. Excellent merging of movies and really, its funny but we shudn't make fun of it.I should add that Jesus wants us to share His Words and movies of this kind is enjoying but are so violent.

  • that was hilarious, why why why why hahahahaha

  • Excelente!!!!!! :)

  • Stop killing Judas!

    Ha ha ha!

  • Lol when he said "he'll be back' did he meanth the ressurection of Christ?

    very good video, would have loved it if it was a real movie.

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Jesus: But now let us eat.

    (Door opens and terminator comes in)

    Terminator: Eat this!

    LMAO XD LMAO XD

  • Eat this!!!!....lol!!!!

  • 'ASTALAVISTA BABY JESUS' HILARIOUS

  • 'why,why,why,why'hilarious

  • IS THAT ARNOLD OR NOT

  • no man but but its some good acting tho

  • Enemy at ten'o'clock!BOOM!,lol

  • I LOVE MadTV, but this is an utter disaster.

    How dare they make fun of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

    My He have mercy on their souls....

  • lighten up even Jesus was human and he probably made jokes liek this

    Didnt he smite and get angry at the pharisens that were blaspheming at the temple?

  • fuck off

  • holy sh*t, who the hell logged in as me??

    can someone please erase that comment above, because that's not mine.

  • dude report it to youtube developers, that is a serious security failure.

    Bye dude.

  • Hilarious! John Connor == Jesus Christ

  • crap crap mega crap!

  • thou shalt not whinge like tools...its a funny vid so laugh

  • I'LL BE BACK!!!

    (to watch it again and again and...)

  • This is Great!

  • I Hope that you someday can meet Him, and since that moment you will change all your thoughs of Him, God Bless You Brother.

  • It's very funny. Jesus farted too.

  • imagine da part where someone wants to meet jesus to seek advice but... sorry can u come back later.. jesus is in da toilet talking a dump.... lolz.. is that what u call a god? gimme a freaken break.. will ya... jesus was human just like u and me.. maybe a special one but definately a human.

  • Jesus Christ wears his underwear with attitude

  • lmao, sweet

  • Funny.

  • ^0^ lmfao htat was awesome. But I think theres evil in this film I mean look at all these comments, its got more evil than dildos in a priests office...

  • "I need a vacation... in Bethlehem!"

  • AWESOME XD

  • Awesome video. Anyone who doesnt like it really needs to stop bitching about religion and actually find points as to why its not funny.

  • i agree... I'm a True Christian myself and i thought that was funny... GOD probably chuckled at that... God isn't stiff like us He has a great sense of humor. As a matter of fact HE created humor. So stop crying and live a little.

  • It's funny how you seem to know WHAT God THINKS about this. Throw the fucking bible away and get some real information about world, cosmos and life. God and Jesus and all the other bullshit bible brings is not true. Bible is not an historical piece of work. It's a book full of bullshit moral guides for human kind by HUMAN KIND.

  • Many of the events and sites in the bible are historically FACTUAL. Whatever you think of the philosophy in the bible, most of the events that took place happened. Many even recorded by other cultures.

  • STFU you lying pile of shit. That isn't true at all, don't make us read this crap.

  • It's funny. And fullmetalgod is a fucktard.

  • No, you're just an idiot. There's this thing they came up with a long time ago...it's called "Archeology". They dig for really old shit and they do this test, for age, you see. It's called "Carbon dating".

    So by comparing what is told in myths/religious text to corresponding dates that the tests reveal, they can sum up which events where possibly real.

    If you read a book now and then, instead of huffing glue and screaming at cats, you'd know this.

    THE END.

  • "the meek shall inherit the action"

  • wow! Vedaseran is like a religious fanatic...

    anyway, what a great video

  • lmao this was awesome XD

  • lmao very funny "stop killing Judas!"

  • "Stop! Stop killing Judas!"

    Funny /heh

  • awesome video

  • STOP! you cant just go around killing people!!

    why?

    because it is one of gods commandments "thou shallst not kill"

    why?

    because it is a sin!

    why?

    *ugh* because it is not nice

    why?

    (whisper)forgive him father, he is a robot from the future

  • that smells

  • hehe! very funny.  ^^

  • if u dont believe him at least respect him.he died for our sins

  • the people who watched this has either no faith in god or giving ther lives in the name of god

  • hi... i make thinks and they copy it... :) it is nice... keep hearing my mind... that is the way...

    that would be nice if it will huppend and i know there are countless ways to avoid the death of christ and all the pains of the mankind. nice video

  • waa...that cool show on jesus christ..but i think they are too violence..jesus christ died for us..luv jesus christ

  • yup, chirstianity do use violence. just look at the medieval ages or something. umm, i think they killed a bunch of turks.

  • I agree with Astolante, I'm a christian and I didn't find it offencisve just harmless comedy. It's was great to watch ^_^

  • this is pretty funny - a good mocking of a ridiculous and bloodthirsty religion.

  • ...They should have made that into an actual film. >:0

  • If this genuinely offends anyone who's seen it, then why waste your time telling people you're offended? Just don't watch it and don't insult other people by telling them they're going to go to hell for having a sense of humour.

    Amusing video, by the way, Massdiler. :)

  • este video clip eh muito estupido..uma pessoa q so pensa em merda faz coisas assim..q Deus da perdao pra eles se este videoclip eh muito mal..

    ....serio. hj em dia o mundo ta muito horrivel. -sandra

  • christianity do use violence Armik

  • "your really starting to stress me out" says jesus

  • if jesus not on the cross we won't be forgiven by now

  • pretty shocking why always christianity being mocked is it cause they dont use violence unlike the muslims.

  • GOd doesnt like hypocrites

  • Christians? Not using violence? O_O That's a laugh.

    Crusades? Witch hunts? Indian killing? etc?

  • the people that killed the indians and such thinks they're Christians. The Catholics that used to prosecute people thinks they're Christians...

    Have u heard of the "Great Awakening"?

    People have changed through the years..

    As they realize whats right for the people.

  • If history says one thing, it's that it repeats itself. Humans never change. Christianity is a political monster that will be celebreted more in its death than its entire run.

  • The point of the argument is he was saying christians are somehow exempt from being violent. Protestants and Catholics(including all subdivisions and branches) are not exempt. Like with ANYTHING, it's based on individual decision. Religion is just a justification for what they do as bad people.

    Don't get me wrong, I don't just lump a group together and hate them. That's being a bigot no matter how you look at it. Though it's fine not to agree with a system they follow when its being abused

  • @fullmetalgod

    what crusades before that they murdered millions of pagans

  • jesus wasnt born in lightling it was the terminator

  • i wanna see the whole thing lol

  • very clever nad most of all funny

  • christian are broadminded thats how it should be im never offended

  • jesus wasnt born dec 25

  • those guys are sick

  • lmao!!! "Don't worry he'll be back!"

  • Oh I love this one.Arnie saves jesus.Great!

  • that was funny. american humor isn't funny? I think its pretty funny sometimes.

  • jesus born out of lightning lol

  • PURAS MAMADAS...

  • wow. buenisimo!!!

  • ROFL

  • i swear American humor just isnt funny - its really basic and predictable.

  • Well, Tom, if you don't like it, don't watch. And maybe you should post your OWN videos instead of hating ours.

  • Oh no! Bible Bashers will be getting angry!!!

  • He'll be back. ROFLMAOPMSL

  • terminator is already obsolete, i mean governor, try britney spears next time you wanna save zeus, i mean jesus...

    message for john connor

  • oh whatever chirstians are idiots jesus or god dont exist its only some noobs that made it up because they were bored

  • Get a life instead of writing shit like this, kid.

  • im no kid fatass im a teenager at 15 u ass

  • your a fuckin noob kid think about it. the concept of god is more ancient, and lies deeper in the human psyche than you could ever realize. you are faithfull to science? a concept that has only been around for about 500 years.perhaps someday you will stop denying the uncomprehencable mystery that is human consciousness, and existence itself