stupid tortoise

[darkhollowslayer99]

hes not trying to get the food hes doin it

[DavidCentsofHumor]

they are having sex dude

[Resimaniac]

LOL! Have you ever had sex while eating? xD

[ikarockz]

i keep on laughing when it made the sound "hmmmm".

[TheGreatBlake00]

give me your fucking password so I can give it the right name!

[squrrle22]

what ever shes eating its better than sex. got! got more?

[Gallardo501st]

My life is now complete.

[brandy2088]

He won't even let her finish dinner and he is already at it??? LOL

[julienlimas]

what kind of tortise was the black one

[saketcrush]

Atleast he bought her dinner first! :)

[LoveFromBelgium]

Wow didnt knew master oogway had a girlfriend :D

[doomender76]

GTFO ME IM TRYING 2 EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yayitagirl]

LOL, that sound is crazy!

[WermGut]

Poor little fella.....he wore his best turtleneck outfit on this date, he's doing the best he can, and Mrs. Turtle just keeps stuffing herself with salad!

[HoneyNVinegar]

Tortoises always remind me of E.T. with those long, fleshy necks.

[Emdooey]

LOL The boys aren't Romeos so sometimes to keep the girls still ya gotta feed 'em.

[Rudeymac]

He's not stupid, he's attempting to breed

[kickass36]

this should have more views like 50 million because it just that stupid

[Ambwozere]

But if they were (doing it) why would he be moving his arms around??

[213125342]

@Ambwozere he was tapin that ass strutin that ass strutin that ass lol rwj =3

[jonmcfarlenbager]

hes not trying to get the food, HE TRYNA HIT DAT ASS IF U KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

[terminator0405]

this is why snoring turtles dont play leapfrog.

[tom8fallon8]

haha funny shit if ur saying that they're mating you clearly have no sense of humour

[CrakWh0re]

lolz is it the turtle making that ahhhh sound?

[Divagirl810]

they are mating u dumbo lol

[mfilip62]

You are more stupid than a turtle,they are FUCKING!!!

Saw that many times,

males are always funny making that sound.

[xplayswithdrumsx]

They were fucking, and everytime he lifted his paw he was saying, "Slap dat assss". That's how I interpreted it.

[ecbfilms001]

hes not trying to get over her...

[groudon9600]

don rickles attacks

[conqab]

u sir have completely missed the picture

[elliotgoodger]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[Talansekaro]

They were in fact getting it on. The female didn't seem to give two shits, of course.

[fkovacs1]

lol-- uh, no, that other turtle ain't hungry-- for food, at least- he's horny!

[blues03]

The noises he makes make me laugh.

[featheredmusic]

who ever gave this title is stupid.

[Now1mLost]

LOL. That's how turtles mate...

[blitzen335]

are you sure they werent just you know...fucking?>

[comedicine]

Wow, first time I heard sounds from a tortoise like that. The tortoise looks like a snake, skeleton kinda evil villain lol.

[queenVikingRage]

yea hes trying to fuck her....duh....

[zathras9now]

As usual, she'd rather just have something to eat!

[Vikenoshi]

The female just doesn't feel "it" ~

LOL

[BrooklynFilmLover]

was the tortoise making noises or the cameraman?

[JimmyBrus]

why is the other one eating while...umm yea

[txturtlelytiger]

they are having sex, ok. the only person or ' thing " that is stupid , is the person that thinks he is trying to go through the other tortoise.

[3870722]

he gonna cum

[clrhilla]

I think they are fucking?

[MizMelvin]

They are mating. The Sperms tranels through the crevices in the shell to form an egg.

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

you do realize that explanation completely ruins the innocence of this silly video. :)

[golsonkp]

i think they're mating

[kipluck]

Actually, I think that may be a male and thus "hungry" for something else. Tortoises do this when "ramming" quite often.

Not stupid, just horny, perhaps?

[TonyBtheEG]

he slaps the ass and makes 'human' sounding moans. amazing and very entertaining.

[SweetDutchGirly]

O.o omg you are sick in your head

[demetanne]

holy,he almost got out of his shell...lol