Lawyer: How did you know that he was dead. Doctor: Because his brain was in a jar on the autopsy table. Lawyer: But could he have been alive? Doctor: Yes he could have been alive and practicing law. -Actual legal cross examination reported in a Law Journal.
Funny Jokes!
LegalAdviceAid 2 months ago
These are 'black jokes'! You just replaced them with 'lawyers'
TheMitchellWhite 2 months ago
We'll have to save a few of those for our next meeting
BowmanAndAssoc 3 months ago
I am a lwyer and I am going to sue you.
meagain2222 9 months ago
you said nearly 50 but there were only about 15. you said in 2 minutes but it was only 1:30.
gzsports40 10 months ago 5
@gzsports40 lets sue him for false representation
kullenit 4 months ago
Lawyer: How did you know that he was dead. Doctor: Because his brain was in a jar on the autopsy table. Lawyer: But could he have been alive? Doctor: Yes he could have been alive and practicing law. -Actual legal cross examination reported in a Law Journal.
Texasjim2007 1 year ago
"not enough sand" HA!!! XD
darksamusfan1 1 year ago
I'm a lawyer and I love lawyer jokes. They come with the job. Thanks for a few new ones.
mjs961 1 year ago
u hav a pimple
jem689 1 year ago
Some of these jokes are so old, George Burns wouldn't have touched them.
cottonwhiskersuk 1 year ago
haha
beatlesrock188 1 year ago
I would put my own lawyer joke here, but I might get sued.
TheSpencinator1 1 year ago
looks like you got lazy with the description AND number of jokes, all of which i've heard before and im 20 years old...
ninjaraku 2 years ago
Lol, that was rather funny dude.
dahmersbeeatch1979 2 years ago
that was only 15 jokes. Nearly 50? 50-15 =35.....hmmmm....
but good jokes
MajorLeagueDoorKickr 2 years ago
whats the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer, you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline
dannyisdope215 2 years ago
funy! but most where true!
edward7513 2 years ago
i luv your multiple outfit change
MyDivaDogCanada 2 years ago
he really should've put a shirt on during the 1st and last jokes.
MultiRump 2 years ago
not to be mean or anything (this guy's hilarious btw) but he should do something about that pimple.
MultiRump 2 years ago
I laughed hardest at the fact that you said two and held up three fingers.
Jokes weren't bad though.
MandyT10 2 years ago
haha, i like the outfit changes, and how you've got everything on at the end.
crystalizedhumbug 2 years ago
It wasn't easy... lol
ROFLpownage 2 years ago
I like how you say two bullets....and hold up three fingers.
zigzag4019 2 years ago
You can nagotiate with a terroist...occasionaly...XD
woahwoah1000 2 years ago
I lol'd so hard at the terrorist one.
What's dressed nicely and fun to watch?
A bus full of lawyers falling off a cliff.
KellieKATASTROPHIE 2 years ago
my dads a lawyer
emilyfoster101 2 years ago
And so is my uncle, No offence meant.
ROFLpownage 2 years ago
@emilyfoster101 than your dads a P.O.S!!!
swauss 1 year ago
One more for ya.
what's black, brown, and looks good on a lawyer?
TODDTHEF0X 2 years ago
A black eye....?
ROFLpownage 2 years ago
No a doverman
TODDTHEF0X 2 years ago
Why do lawyers have broken noses?
TODDTHEF0X 2 years ago
Idk, Why?
ROFLpownage 2 years ago
For chasing too many parked ambulances
TODDTHEF0X 2 years ago
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
TODDTHEF0X 2 years ago
What?
ROFLpownage 2 years ago
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
TODDTHEF0X 2 years ago