David Letterman, HQ, Jerry Seinfeld 1/2, 12/19/08

[fatfacerick]

god damn, whats with the letterman audience and the constant applauding? It's so distracting. Totally ruins most of the momentum that gets going. Why do all american audiences in general do this? Is it simply the applause sign?

[MsIthinkthereforeIam]

so true about biscuits!!!!!

[kimura3033]

Best comedian, ever!

[tommy1973able]

10/10

[Capuano231]

I love Jerry. I wish he was in more movies, shows at the moment. Is he just doing stand up now?

[szief]

One of the great comedic minds of my generation. A true genius.  (Also, the song is "Move on Up" by Curtis Mayfield. Kanye samples it.)

[Scathe8000]

i think jerry's intro song sounds like "touch the sky" by kanye west

[TheZilladude]

Chocolate Sons of Bitches, Vanilla Bastards, and the Go-To-Hell Wafer with the Screw You Cream inside, LMAO while ROFL!!!! XD

[rekcufrats]

Seinfeld is the man!

[EvilDOOER]

he is a one trick pony... He should show some acting range, and make a movie or something...

[Toojdwin]

Yeah, so is Tiger Woods.

[californication6]

he still the best

[marcelrulz69]

wow he does not look 55

[Maloperverso]

Yeah, Jerry looks about 40-42. Seinfeld should do one of those damn face cream comercials. You know the one where this youngish looking woman at the end says: by the way I'm 43.

[RooseveltSteinway]

Jerry ROCKS!!!!!

[rutteger13]

Two things I love about jerry.

one. He never seems to age much, and his voice always stays its same hilarious self.

two. His sense of humor didn't age with him ;)

astill fresh and funny as ever!

[M3GAD3TH07]

Too bad i don't have any sound on my computer... He's looking old!

[Maloperverso]

He looks older than in the Seinfeld Show but its mostly because he gained weight, you always look younger when you are thinner. Jerry here looks about 42-45, which is very young looking since he is really 55.

[rolumicies]

the cookie joke is genius, too good

[ddrlear]

I guess its because of Jerry getting older, but his voice is getting a little irritating now compared to when he was in Seinfeld.

[afrogator]

bullshit

[clof2001]

Its a lot different doing stand up than talking normally on a tv show.

[lonelygnome1]

lol I love how everyone here who hates jerry seinfeld is jealous of his success.

[arynaq]

Jealous? Why would I be....he is a douche

[renrenpink]

You know, my Girl Scout Cookies just arrived. Somoas have rows and barracks...

[alberss10693]

he's normally funnier

theres another one with him on letterman

about kids birthdays

that one is funnier

:]

[jfq722]

Naaa, he's older (like his core audience)so he's doing older people's topics. That's all. Still as funny as ever to me.

[patricknyc21]

Apparently none of you have eaten cookies

[dachill1]

ah and btw...on the 6 thousand clicks in 3 months...i gave him like 4

gggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr­rrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggge­eeeeeeeee

[theawesomedjshallow]

What has happened. Not one good joke. Seinfeld r.i.p

[twyak]

I want my 8 minutes back. Don't bother playing it. Cannot possibly get any worse than this. Pure $hit.

[Poidar]

Yeah, very average but at that level I wouldn't burn any "A material" either (instant over-exposure: can never perform it for a paying crowd again). Good that he's still coming up with any new material... but he's better just in interview-mode.

[dachill1]

my penis does a better stand up...

thats garbage,

dude got no talent for that he better stick to situation comedy

wow sometimes i wish i couls do that shit...i would be 100x BETTER,,,or at least funny

no weight problem till we touch each other...what kind of dumb shit is that?

4 real its plain stupid

[awmartin1970]

And yet, with every bit of your commentary, you weren't funny in one thing you said. Try it. Try doing stand-up comedy. I know, something even better - try typing something funny here - something ORIGINAL!!! - and we'll all judge the degree to which you are funny.

[dachill1]

i know ur in love but u must accept reality...this is garbage

ur mom got more clicks AND she got 5 stars

look how ugly she is and seinfeld cant beat her...dont b mad...just swallow(pride?)

[awmartin1970]

Nope...not funny "dachill1"...try again.

[dachill1]

wow that was funny.....sike

[shoemanbundy]

I couldn't agree more, awmartin1970. Everybody thinks they're some kind of comedian...I bet this guy is all talk.

[luckystrke]

He almost sounds a bit like Eddie Murphy doing Bill Cosby in Raw.

[arizonacardinals2007]

rip cord....lol

[jingue]

not funny

[Lankan213]

damn he got fatter.

[arizonacardinals2007]

he got paid. a-lot.

[jso1980]

hes in his mid 50's ... hes about as young looking and anti-aging as anyone can get!

[goanfurslf]

what was the dialogue with schaffer all about at the beginning of that ??? did I miss something??? Looked like schaffer was getting chewed out .... someone please fill me in on it ...

[arafathcoolguy]

well if u sawed the 1st part1 of this show the monologue lettermen asked schaffer that whats ur question for Seinfeld but schaffer ask his questiob the way jerry seinfeld talks when he was at the show and normally he was mocking seinfeld

[goanfurslf]

thanks for the reply . schaffer is an annoying little prick that deserves a spray ...talentless fuck to boot - never seen him play anything with both hands - what sort of piano player is that??

[dncviorel]

A one hand piano player!

[ottoan]

Duh...he's conducting the band with his other hand. I'm pretty sure there's more to Paul's job than just playing the piano. Like picking songs and doing all the arrangements.

But Felicia Collins the real star if you ask me. She's so cool! \m/

[belhelou]

not funny

[spybungo]

jerry sucks