u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
i just watched two of these seemingly pointless videos and cant help but think thats 10 minutes of my life ill never get back and i actually feel dumber having watched them.
Dude, my computer kept freezing in some crazy places during this video and you always looked hilarious. You should try freezing it a random spots. You are a sick mofo.
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Dude, you must understand. . a gay shit video maker like you must stop, to be able to maintain the balance here in YouTube, don't mind me dude but you really looks like a mancho gay bullshit and your video about those horror thingies really sucks containing your gay bullshit too
in 1505 a woman was hunted down and killed by an evil clown.now that you have read this,that same clown will be sitting next to your bed with a machete and red,evil glowing eyes when you wake up,unless you post this to 10 other videos in 1 hour of reading this.
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES! If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
I did post a bulletin a couple times because my first couple of uploads didn't work properly. I did however delete the old posts, sorry if you got it multiple times. And thanks for watching.
I know way too many dudes like this. Haha. I love that the name "Roadie" has sort of advanced in recent times to all sorts of different names depending on what that particular roadie actually does. For example - my friend is a "Drum Tech" and a guy with him is an "Amp Tech" but all the "Amp Tech" does is carry and setup the amps. I dont think he could fix them if he needed to...make an episode of Russ out of this shit haha.
it's crispin glover from 'river's edge!' :oO
hithr3000 7 months ago
this is hilarious..
bbabhmusic 1 year ago
Oh my god, I can't take it anymore. You are sooo funny. Classically handsome line....Who wants to look like Mozart? Still giggling.
CuratesEgg 1 year ago
haha awesome
rawkgawdez 1 year ago
he is brain dead
punk2515 2 years ago
See what happens when you get molested as an adult
Brakas726 2 years ago
...lol my name is russ
kikkory57 2 years ago
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Take this Avice:
1. put your finger on your nose
2. hold your breath for 5 seconds
3. say the name of your love
4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday
5. you will have the best day tomorrow
6. if you don't copy and paste to 2 other videos you will have bad luck and die in 2 days
afrothunderdrumer 2 years ago
wait a minute...Jordan are you Russ?
TheChristianDefender 2 years ago
Yeah, I think Russ is a character done by Jordan.
Deygohhh 2 years ago
now..is that Russ's actual person or is it a character he puts on?
TheChristianDefender 2 years ago
It's just a character. Jordan is his regular self in the video titled How to BEST IMPRESSIONS EVER!
Rawk4Life 2 years ago
Russ might possibly be my favorite fake little man ever.
Half of me just wants to put him in a cage and feed him baked goods. Super cute!
(And such a great impersonati0n of every hipster asshole in the States!)
namesareforrhinoceri 2 years ago
russ is too classically hansom lol
reeseticles 2 years ago
this is stupid
paulsanmarcos 2 years ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
srrry .....
happygolucky176 3 years ago
where is your tatoo....
pierrette52 3 years ago
I guess they are fake...i thing its a shirt
quirogai 3 years ago
Russ only got tattoos in the last 4 months.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
so the tats are real?
jacobguns777 2 years ago
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ok here is another test and aleast it does work lol : KISSER TEST
1.hold ur breathe
2.go to another vid
3.add this comment
4.did u make it??
WELL IF U DID UR ROCK AT KISSING :]
legacy1992 3 years ago
i just watched two of these seemingly pointless videos and cant help but think thats 10 minutes of my life ill never get back and i actually feel dumber having watched them.
mattestabrooks 3 years ago
If it was really that bad why would you keep watching?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you're just pissed you're a douchebag who was entertained by a simple video. ...And then another.
mikerotcherson 3 years ago 2
lol that's a funny comment, but not exactly.
mattestabrooks 3 years ago
double lol...You're like a tool with no feelings to hurt. But not exactly.
mikerotcherson 3 years ago
ok bud, if that's what ya think... i honestly don't care.
mattestabrooks 3 years ago
That's what I know. That, plus the fact that you care.
mikerotcherson 3 years ago
Dude, my computer kept freezing in some crazy places during this video and you always looked hilarious. You should try freezing it a random spots. You are a sick mofo.
Mahoney1981 3 years ago
"I don't want to look like Mozart"
you silly man
RepCom1140 3 years ago
hahahahah thts amazing :D
TubOfCereal 3 years ago
cool video jordan.
florand 3 years ago
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Dude, you must understand. . a gay shit video maker like you must stop, to be able to maintain the balance here in YouTube, don't mind me dude but you really looks like a mancho gay bullshit and your video about those horror thingies really sucks containing your gay bullshit too
SpammerBaby 3 years ago
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in 1505 a woman was hunted down and killed by an evil clown.now that you have read this,that same clown will be sitting next to your bed with a machete and red,evil glowing eyes when you wake up,unless you post this to 10 other videos in 1 hour of reading this.
Gramreaper21 3 years ago
que lindo pelo y buena guitarra
las2potrillas 3 years ago
gay ass why chicken pie jack ass
bubbabeast123 3 years ago
wats that song in the background?
PIZZACHICKENCHEESE2 3 years ago
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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES! If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
Y DO I READ SPAM
tybonertyj12 3 years ago 2
ahahrahrahhhhhha
leo73019 3 years ago
screw that! i don't wanna look like mozart.
i love it! classic moment, jordan!
annekristenpalmer 3 years ago
haha...my favorite quote too!
karalynz 3 years ago
lol the clash and parliament cigs suck
EatShitDipshitPwnU 3 years ago
whoops.... sorry i forgot the velvet underground too... they suck dicks
EatShitDipshitPwnU 3 years ago
thanx that cheered me up. you well safe. keep those coming!
marloess18 3 years ago
haaaaahaaaa
xiaoyang2004 3 years ago 2
Your videos are the best,man. This one is even better than the other one about impressions ever. I liked the guittar! :)
kakosuranosx 3 years ago
Jason
superthundereagle 3 years ago
Russ
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
"screw that! i don't wanna look like mozart." awesome!
TheRealDeAnne 3 years ago
you want a job?
TheGougers 3 years ago
Sure! I take pay in the form of Belgium beer and Parliament Lights.
- Russ
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
alright... the van leaves at 1.
you ride in the trailer.
TheGougers 3 years ago
one of your best so far in my opinion
simondero 3 years ago
Thank you, that's a very nice thing to say.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
this is awsome but you shouldent spam it in your myspace bulliten posts
hamsteerio 3 years ago
I did post a bulletin a couple times because my first couple of uploads didn't work properly. I did however delete the old posts, sorry if you got it multiple times. And thanks for watching.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
thank you! i needed a laugh.
hamsteerio 3 years ago 2
good stuff man
FaultPictures 3 years ago
Thanks Mike!
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
lol!!!!good job..
slamboka 3 years ago
Thanks, I appreciate it!
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
I like this
johnggoodman 3 years ago
I hear you like men.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
haha i have that amp
whatsherface612 3 years ago
You took Russ's amp?
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
This guy's kind of a prick.
thewingmentv 3 years ago
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Your show sucks.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
I absolutely love Russ!!!
krystd4 3 years ago
And Russ loves you!
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
I think you look a bit like Neil Pye from the BBC2 show The Young Ones.
Accordion27 3 years ago
Must be a good-looking fella.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
Youre a damn genius Jordan!!!!!!
-John Handem
Bigtexx007 3 years ago
Right back at you Big Willie ;)
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
You remind me of Jason Segel's character on Freaks and Geeks!
whitneyschmidt 3 years ago
Thank you, Segel is a funny man... Although I never thoroughly watched Freaks & Geeks, many great Canadians on that show!
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
I know way too many dudes like this. Haha. I love that the name "Roadie" has sort of advanced in recent times to all sorts of different names depending on what that particular roadie actually does. For example - my friend is a "Drum Tech" and a guy with him is an "Amp Tech" but all the "Amp Tech" does is carry and setup the amps. I dont think he could fix them if he needed to...make an episode of Russ out of this shit haha.
hellodon 3 years ago
The entire city of Austin is just infested with hipsters like Russ. It's very disturbing yet almost always amusing to hear them open their mouths.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
Spicoli! That's who you remind me of. Or Keanu Reeves, on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adv., lol!
~Tammi~
allansfriend 3 years ago
Spicoli is amazing! But Russ is actually closer to a friend I know.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
'screw that i don't wanna look like Mozart'- priceless! great vid...more russ please
soundscapenyc 3 years ago
Oh, there will be more Russ.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
Wow! great acting skillz! Im impressed ;) also very good otherwise
Knothue88 3 years ago
Oh Russ is not acting, he is just being.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
Good... Nice insight... :)Very philosophical LOl and nice tips.
Porsche917LH 3 years ago
Russ cares about the finer things in life.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
That was gewd!
1 st comment (i think) :D
barrT12xu 3 years ago
Thanks, appreciate it. 1st comment is always the most exciting!
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago
haha, im SOOOO EXITED U REPLYED!
(btw i luv ur horror friends!!! make another!!!)
barrT12xu 3 years ago
Oh, I think you talked me into it my friend! Stay tuned this Halloween.
JordanCrowderFilms 3 years ago