Two Best Friends Play - Duke Nukem Forever

[bojo600]

5:33 best part lol

[dystopianlover]

DNF: the only game in existence that would be better off as vaporware.

[X2ander]

xD what's borderlands

[ilangerrr]

lol the best part is when they just start going off with retard sounds. geerapglurkdkldkjhkd!!

[zillydino]

Out of nowhere: "Hey dude, what the fuck are you playing?!" Best part!

[AgentZombieMan]

I'll say this, they shouldn't have spent 1/2 their budget making interactive toilet paper and pinball

[tulasi1997]

Biggest disappointment in gaming

[silvarknite7]

@tulasi1997 how was it disappointing? we all knew it was gonna be meh. games that we thought were gonna be good, but didn't live up are disappointing. like re5....

[tulasi1997]

@silvarknite7 It took 13 years to make and its ratings shallowed to 6.8 out of 10

[Gameathoner]

@silvarknite7 Does the 7 in your name stand for how old you are? Duke Nukem Forever was only supposed to be released when it was THE PERFECT GAME. After 13 years of development, you'd think that they could at least make a 9/10 game.

Shit, even if they did make a 9/10 game, it'd still be disappointing because it's fucking DNF.

[silvarknite7]

@Gameathoner lol you came outa no where... you have any idea what you are talking about? any one who knew shit about the game knew that it was gonna be a disaster. 13 years of dev is not a good thing >.>

[doarner]

I know this game took like 13 years to be "completed", but you gamers were expecting way too much from it, like it would be the biggest damn thing than GTA or freakin Mario, it's Duke Nukem, 75% of his fame comes from 70's to 90's one-liners and stereotypes.

[MrRussian194]

Most Epic... freakout!!!

[NextGenTrophys]

what's borderlands... I died a little inside

[doarner]

@NextGenTrophys Yeah, everyone knows the borderlands are Imperial Beach and Tijuana.

[NextGenTrophys]

@doarner AWWWW YEAH SON!!!

[Afxtn]

I almost forgot to watch this today.

[MrLaunchpadMcquack]

I want to see their faces now...

[Sweettooth1231]

lol'd at the intro :D

[scarygamesrocks]

give it an opportunity

[SEGRAYDJ]

pat laugh sounds awesome

[loveinlife44]

please please stop i can't stop laughing

[wann300]

yes 69 is actualy a sex posicion

[Aepotheosis]

@wann300 nah man i don't think they'd put sex in a duke nukem game, that'd be weird

[scarygamesrocks]

do you recomend me to buy this game? please answern!

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@scarygamesrocks nope not at all dont buy this it is a pathetic mockery of the orginal duke nukem

[scarygamesrocks]

@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS wait, you are saying that its bad because of the other duke nukem games, or because this game sucks

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@scarygamesrocks a bit of both they took the original cool duke and turned him into a sexist douchebag and the gameplay in my opinion isnt that great

[CausuaGamer]

I love how they sound like they are complementing the game but really are tearing it down.. ha

[OpticVsFazeClan]

you Know when your in the bathroom you can pick up peices of shit HaHaHa :D

[comickid754]

The games not that bad

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@comickid754 yes it is

[comickid754]

@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS no its not

[vekaria12345]

13 years

[gmodfan11]

"Got the borderlands money and he bought duke nukem" "What's borderlands"

ROFL

[Thatoneguy4500]

Fuckin died at the ending. LMFAO

[megapokemonfanboy]

duke nukem sucks



[cyanman123]

Why would there be blood-

[doarner]

What "hardcore" gamers wanted: Duke Nukem 3d with better graphics.

What "hardcore" gamers get: Duke Nukem: Modern Warfare.

What "hardcore" gamers also received: Duke Nukem DLC packs.

What "hardcore" gamers do instead: Duke Nukem mods.

What "hardcore" gamers are doing: Complaining so more people hate it, even if they haven't played it yet.

What "hardcore" gamers can do: Suck on it!

(and i put the quotes because that means thirthy something-years-old players with 8bit syndrome)

[MrNeoshredder]

@doarner

Duke Nukem Forever was NOTHING like Modern Warfare, what the fuck are you talking about? Duke Nukem Forever actually had better level design, enemy variety, enemy combinations, and overall more variety than that COD shit. COD's setpieces on on-rails, Duke Nukem Forever's set pieces, as little as there are, are not, which means you can play WHILE they're happening. This game nothing like COD and is a very good game. YOU obviously haven't played it yet.

[doarner]

@MrNeoshredder Granted, and i apologize for the comparision, i was just saying that this Duke Nukem failed in putting what every FPS and 3thPS are doing today:

-Self-timed-recovery system instead of health items.

-Reduced ammo.

-Enviromental distractions (like the rat in the microwave or achievements).

I've played it, kinda liked it but... carrying 5 rockets wasn't big motivation considering the 50 i should be carrying.

[MrNeoshredder]

@doarner

Wait...what other shooter puts in puts in interactive environments like that? No, those are fun and actually well done,oh, and OPTIONAL, the on-rail set pieces are what's terrible.

[doarner]

@MrNeoshredder Optional stuff that could be taken off to make a better game, not necessarily remake the old one but more content for the story than just distractions.

That may be the problem, instead of making Duke take a copy off his ass for ego they could have added new executions.

[MrNeoshredder]

@doarner

Now, Duke Nukem Forever by itself is a slightly above average game, but seriously, compared to how horrible the gaming industry is, it's a fucking masterpiece.

[mrskids]

@doarner You are talking out of your arse, kid.

[doarner]

@mrskids Jim Carrey did and he became a Hollywood big shot.

[mrskids]

@doarner Sure, thats definitely where you are headed with your idiotic Youtube remarks. Can I have your autograph please.

[doarner]

@mrskids Got a pen?

[UpsSyndrome]

@doarner YOU suck on it. DNF is a legitimately awful game.

[doarner]

@UpsSyndrome Give it a break, this isn't the messiah of videogames. Besides, you could blame the dude who made Borderlands, if i were more paranoic than i am right now, i would say they just took all their effort on it and left Duke Nukem as a secondary project no one gave a fuck and the result was... that.

[robdawgpwnsu43e]

4:04 thats how i roll

[GabeTheCreator96]

this game is shit late comment, u guys are funny as hell tho

[bamaman901]

lolz the one sounds like the comedian kyle kinane

[deathman1021]

most accurate thing ever said about this game

"they still didnt finish the whole game"

[MightyReign]

I feel duke nuken forever was a huge letdown. but the high graphics t!ties were a great improvement

[deathman1021]

@MightyReign that seems to be what they spent the 13 years focusing on

[fablerable]

You're like a time cop!

[dripz2012]

hahaha xD

[kelltwoot]

they sounded so happy in the beginning and so disappointed in the end... like all of us :/

[BurritoLord13]

I don't fucking care what everyone says about this game. I WANT IT!!!!

[NoobGuthix]

8:32 <3 Pat's Epic laughing xDDDDDD

[danno9901]

8:32 <-------Click here for awesome laugh!!

That is all.

[90talisten]

@danno9901

okay, funny i guess.. now fuck off

[MultiPAVEL86]

THIRTEEN YEARS!

[FerrousFox]

Yeaaaaah!

[xxsmgxx1]

Duke nukem forever, for the childhood most of us werent born in

[michealmyers200]

everyone buys this for the ( . Y  . )

[AdamantSystems]

@michealmyers200 wasn't it ( . ) ( . )

[burnplace1]

wtf?



[ToMochGmod]

"OHH YEAH! BATMAN AINT GOT SHIT!"

[TheMrGumpy]

What's Borderlands? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? GODDAMNIT YOU RETARDED ASSHOLE. gtfo...

[alphakid15]

Suggestions for when they make the sequel

Fire the genius behind interacting with fucking everything

And the guy who made the "puzzles"

Next time a minigame is used to get to an objective just have duke break shit

No more mercy killing

[kobeki2]

duke nukem forever

meaning:

the bigs troll ever

[FreeBuildPL]

4:06 HAHAHAHA

[TheWorldStrider]

Stay away from Pregnators...thats a pro tip for life man! :D ROFL

[TrackonTM]

Best Game Soundtrack Ever i've listened it at least 70 times :)

[mimoo11111]

What;s the song?

[helicopterdick]

Idk what's funny, my friend in my face cuz he bought this game for 70 bucks when it first came out or the fact I bought it for 20 on Xbox live marketplace. XD love these guys!

[DefectedSalvations]

@helicopterdick I got it for 4.99

[omfg322]

I love these guys sarcasm fuckin hilarious

[WagerET]

Why are they screeming like frightend little girls?

[joshp9690]

@WagerET They're having mental breakdowns due to just how awful DNF is

[punkduck007]

@MannryMann do you know why you didnt see him? Cuz he was FUCKING INVISIBLE!

[kostiacovali]

xD xD ahahahahaaha

[dickjohnson254]

ITS LIKE IM TIME TRAVLING INTO THE FUTURE OF THE PAST....great line lol

[dickjohnson254]

AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Behonkiss]

13 YEARS!

[nectarboy12]

Haha you paid 60bucks

[ZtheCRAZY]

why dont u play xbox???

[DJSbros]

@ZtheCRAZY Why don't you play PS3

[alexresevl4]

hey guys..u have itches in the anus??jajaja..that laugh is so contagious....XD

[MannryMann]

I bet Reptile was in that room with Johnny Cage.

[MrTurbulence1]

8:35 until the end, YOUR LAUGH IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[ViciousDeliciousIV]

Wat was that game the end? It looked like yakuza chars

[ThePsychoGamer]

@ViciousDeliciousIV It the Japanese demo for Yakuza: Of the End, It's a spin off of the series... with zombies. The game will come out in the US this march. (though it will be called Yakuza Dead Souls.)

[ViciousDeliciousIV]

@ThePsychoGamer ....... O.... MY.... GAAAAAAWD!

[icycobra13]

thumbs up if you watched the skyrim episode.

[chuckiedorris]

0:44 - 1:22 wtf r they saying????

[PrussianDerp]

@chuckiedorris random, vaguely orgasmic screaming

[robdawgpwnsu43e]

@chuckiedorris thats what you call yelling in awsomeness or orgasm

[TheSamuraiSnake]

Play Yakuza, dammit(

[12Profet]

im definetly getting this game after watching this.

[partypoison77]

Omg its like toy story! -skips a little- yeah so we dont have to bury him in the hooker graveyard.... lol

[portal23555]

these guys are fucking funny. like me and my friend charles xD

[7bijou7]

...TWO BEST FRIEND PLAY... BORDERLANDS

[LucasJL12]

Duke Nukem looks like Albert Wesker of RE

[HARLEYquinn767]

lmao at Pats laugh

[Okynous]

Time travelling into the future in the past... so you're living in the present? Cause technically we are time travelling because seconds go by and we are in the future of the pa... I'M OVER THINKING THIS.

[SlideshowMasterX111]

Oh my god that ending.

What is air.

[oblivion31]

"...and he was receiving fellatio!!"

[flyingmonkeys1122]

anal spasm

[fyoop]

PLAY ROCK OF AGES

[qwaserd77]

famgasm

[Lenaellie]

They are totally fanboying from 0:50 - 1:24. AHAHAH

[Curtisnickless1]

The nevibors how ever u spell Tht r like wht the at the first par

[JYDJunkyardDawg]

It's like I'm time traveling into the future of the past. LMFAO

[kristineld]

@JYDJunkyardDawg like a TIME COP! :)

[crazyshady666]

to beat friends play play saints row the third!!!

[daEpad]

do two best friends play skyward sword

[superultracriticguy]

AHAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHHHH­AHAHHAHAA oh duke nukem forever



[MrJoniti12]

I used to play Duke Nukem then i took an arrow to my cock literally , my friend was playing whit an plastic arrow trying to shoot it to my knew but he failled and there goes my chilldron:(

[OscarEz]

Worst game of 2011

[ArtyomTehRussian]

@OscarEz Do you mean MW3 or DNF?

[OscarEz]

@ArtyomTehRussian DNF obiously

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

@OscarEz whats DNF? 

[axe11154]

@XsubXzer0XforeverX duke nukem forever

[spadeface38]

@ArtyomTehRussian dude, i hate mw3 as much as you, but dnf beats it.

[19asylum]

@OscarEz It was pretty bad, but there were worse games

[MrBunnsy0]

@19asylum Worse games? what? like Man Vs Wild?

[MrCanada144]

WOW,THIS LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE

[gr8leech]

whats borderlands???

[thespongeomatic]

i'm getting the game tomorrow maybe

[TheBlackSpiral]

@thespongeomatic You shouldn't, it's really terrible :(

[thespongeomatic]

@TheBlackSpiral and it's hard it's so hard i have to look at a series of the game :D

[Tehkeww]

HaHa toilet paper competiton XD

[LionaProductions]

06:51 BATMAN AIN'T GOT SHIT

[DrOctopusBJJ]

"I told your mom that last night."

"I'm going to kick your ass you piece of shit."

[Boomerang2511]

in 4:54 the guy in the couch look like Green Lantern and that lady looks like the lady in heavy rain man now the Duke Nukem ppl are taking characters from games so low X)

[pecha993]

whats the name of the happy song in the beginning of the clip :) ?

[Frosbiter]

Laser Gun! ........ This gun is terribleeeeeeee!

[MrNeoshredder]

Ehh, I wouldn't take their opinion for this game. After all they only played the first ten minutes XD

[Judgementxxx]

@MrNeoshredder christ, it's a joke. You know what a joke is right?

[SiCkScOpEs101]

THEY STILL DIDNT FINISH THA GAMMMMMME

[SSJPHATMATT]

Don't hate DNF for life

[mbc3514]

it is good

[eebanee]

The silent little cat feet thing made me cry of laughter for a good 3 minutes.

My jaw is in pain XD

[OpieTheMighty]

this is exactly how I felt as I played the game! thank you for this video.

[iRrawrrr]

Would someone please tell me what this awesome song in the background is, it's fucking awesome! xD



[rgGamerfreak69]

*Two best friends freaking out in the beginning*

Is this what sex feels like?

[icycobra13]

13 years of development. and its a piece of sh*t.

[ArrowX]

playing DNF now is like watching Running Man for the first time in 2010.

[SuperGreenSmartie]

Best episode ever! I literally could not fucking breathe during this episode, I was laughing so hard. Matt and Patt, thank you for doing these shows.

[rgGamerfreak69]

I wonder how Duke Nukem reacted when he played this?

[MrMrdrey32192]

iam from vegas and i say kill them all

[xFLYxKILLAx]

@MrMrdrey32192 I am from Reno and I agree

[scarletlightning64]

balls of steel=worst pinball name ever

[TheGod1031]

"There, Laser Gun YEAH"

*picks up the first gun you can get in the game with maximum hype

"aww This gun is terrible!!!!"

[1Shiru1]

duke nukem sucks?

[LucasJL12]

8:33 i don't get it :/

[MrRoblocks]

8:12 OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

[TheTroll439]

he was playing the video game! *seconds later* AND RECIEVING FELATIO!!!

[AirBorneStudios300]

This games success was equal to the japennese in WW2

[rainbow1851]

"So these guys plan. Was to jump down on tiny silent cat feet"

TROLOLOLOL

[thaTR0UBLE]

this ppl are annoying!

[AquaKool2307]

This game was as much of a success as the euro...

[killahfam69]

lmao did he just black out



[jjj7790]

@REsidentVille

urinals is what they said.

[heydude056]

WTFuck was that from 0:45 to 1:22 about? Were they having a man-gasim?