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  • Black doctor

  • Wow, this is excellent!  I run a big social skills group in Boston, and I get quite a few people with Asperger's Syndrome.

  • @JasonMcGarva That stands to reason; we have trouble with social skills. (And thyank you for being of service!) I hope this skit becomes somehow helpful.

  • Racists in Alberta love this. It is a way to attack anyone for anything. Alberta Response Model members like to assault children then false accuse them. The child is often afraid to speak after the HATERS finish terrorizing and MOBBING them. Abusers in Alberta like to assault small children drag them around attack them and degrade them. Then they force medicate them. They enjoy it. They also attack verbally abuse & degrade their parents sneering at them and demanding support of child abuse.

  • @AnneFox7 And... what does this have to do with the content of this video???

  • @bobgreenwade Aspergers screening in Alberta is following the mode of the abuse in The United States. Damages done to the so called different ( labelled child) but really any unusual child are emotionally /psychologically abusive and devastating. Children are held back and treated as if their special talents connote something to be frowned upon. Everybody has traits and talents to be built up while broadening their knowledge base & repetoire. These kids are just BRIGHT KIDS.

  • Well, you successfully simulated a boring late-night talk show using robot voices, bad jokes and all.

  • WHAT IS THIS PROGRAM I WANT IT

  • Asperger's runs in my family. My grandma had it, so does my father, and so do my sis and I. The only one who doesn't have it (very bad) is my ma. For a long time, I thought I was just getting old and senile! Until I was properly diagnosed.

  • In your description you said you don't know why the doctor is fidgeting in his seat. Maybe the program decided that he also has ADHD?

  • Easy as π LOLZ!!!!!

  • Wow! Very informative. I learned alot from this video.

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  • Or conversely the aspire becomes almost histrionic in vocal expressions it depends on how the family deals with it. I mumble talk quickly and am unable to take cues but I was trained to speak almost as if perpetually on stage, overlly animated it depends on the environment. If I'm in a closed situation I become excessively anxious and revert to typical aspie mannerisms as I'm not used to adapting under stress.

  • They have a lack of expression in voice and tone. it is like some sort of go animate program you used.

  • @punkprincesspurple It's not *like* some sort of go animate program; it *is* some sort of go animate program. Specifically, it's Xtranormal, as shown on the closing title screen.

  • @bobgreenwade I wish these programs had more vocal expression to them.

  • @punkprincesspurple Yeah, don't we all! They will someday, I'm sure, and probably not too far in the future, but for now we (or at least I) have to just deal with what's available.

  • I beg to be ultimately sceptical! Better I am the "fool" than the idiot, Asperger's Syndrome like all behaviours are watered down into interpretation created by your mind, thus it's just behavioural structures. Physical structures of the autistic are constructions of perfect people, I think so I know everything I claim to be is real, I'm modest therefore I make no claims, evil isn't real, thus my experience being disliked is good and therefore despite your thoughts on autism, you're not real.

  • Looks like Morgan Freeman talking with Donald Trump.

  • i dont have aspergers but to reply to the person below, i desire and thirst knowledge too,, normal people can feel that way 2

  • When I found out I had asberger's it was a huge relief made my whole life make much more sense and I am definetly VERY happy to have it. I would NEVER want to be a normal person who can't desire or thirst knowledge the way I do.

  • Dr. Fellowes is fidgeting to demonstrate difficulties in proprioception. Fortuitous coincidence, I'd say.  ;)

  • This is disrespectfull.

  • @Swimswimswim99 Huh? What do you mean?

  • @bobgreenwade Why are you making fun of them?

  • @bobgreenwade I apologize. I didn't know you had Asperger's.

  • @Swimswimswim99 Ah, OK. Forgiven. :-]

  • @Swimswimswim99

    I don't see anything wrong with this video. I have autism and it is refreshing to have a video like this because it clears up the notion that we have no emotions.

  • What the... Sam the man is back!

  • YAY!! MEGABLOCKS GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • gtfo crowd

  • Dexter is most certainly an aspie :P

  • I got asperghers and Iam deadly with a rifle, precise with any machine I got my hands on, a walking dictionary on those two subjects + vehicles and I can even do CNC.

    I do have trouble socializing, clumsiness, hyper sensitivity and show little to no emotion.

    Personally I hate it all.

  • @Jaket2000 Don't hate it. The only real minus is the hyper sensitivity. Your brilliance with rifles and other machines is a big plus! Same with your great vocabulary (I've turned mine into novel writing), Clumsiness can be worked around, and the social bits can be learned if you get around good people like I have, Have good cheer -- it's not a disorder; it's a difference!

  • @bobgreenwade Problem is, I was never informed on it as my peers had the knowledge of it since I was in 1st grade! I spent 12 years trying to figure out "what am I doing wrong here?" then the last midweek before high school ending for me in my Senior year "Well reason why you are in here Jake is because you got Asperghers." I had felt like a Gregorian knot to a phalanx, lifetime of twist and turns, bundles and locks and millions of people trying to solve it.... "KACHING!" problem solved.

  • @Jaket2000 Well, that situation is something to be unhappy about, to be sure. I was 32 when Asperger's was even recognized as a diagnosis, and a month shy of 48 when I got it for myself. Same epiphany: "So that's what's been going on all my life!"

    But through it all, celebrate your difference in diversity, your ability to contribute to the world, and of course your worth as a human being. :-]

  • @bobgreenwade I myself had to find out on my own at 17, i spent my whole childhood thinking something was up with my mind and being told otherwise then i got myself diagnosed and POW! Everything made perfect sense. I also hate it all when i think about it, i'm a good listener and kinda good with words and stuff but sometimes i just wish it would end in general :/

  • @bobgreenwade Problem is, I was never informed on it as my peers had the knowledge of it since I was in 1st grade! I spent 12 years trying to figure out "what am I doing wrong here?" then the last midweek before high school ending for me in my Senior year "Well reason why you are in here Jake is because you got Asperghers." I had felt like a Gregorian knot to a phalanx, trying to figure one self out just to be cut down.

  • @Jaket2000 Some people are good at socializing. Some people are good at other shit. I think every personality should be valued, as we all have things to bring tot he table. We all filter reality differently, and, imo, it would suck if we all filtered it the same. We'd, no doubt, have a more incomplete view of reality if that were the case.

  • @JNathanK2011 Of course that'll never happen while there are so many ignorant people in the world.

    Sure, the world needs to have different minds to succeed, so many geniuses throughout history have had Asperger traits such as Albert Einstein, Darwin, Newton, Mozart, Jackson and Van Gogh etc.

    Much is still unknown as there is known, but the more that's uncovered, the more people are saying that it's really fundamentally a different way of thinking rather than a disability, as it has advantages.

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  • I used to be very analytical and stoic. Ive come to realize that people exchange emotional energies though. For an NT who takes this for granted, they might not ever really notice this. As an autistic who's discovered these energies, I have a different take on it. It almost seems like it has its own substance to it, sort of like the energies that ancient Chinese medicine describes. Its like I've introduced to a whole color spectrum I've been ignoring all my life, and its beautiful.

  • @segano1 The one thing I don't like is when Aspergers is used as an excuse to not emotionally engage with people, as if its impossible for someone on the spectrum to learn it. In my view its just a higher mountain to climb for the individual, and its more meaningful when a breakthrough is made than for someone who it comes more easy too. I think limitations and challenges are what give meaning to life. The only problem is too many people, NT or autistic, are too egoistic to realize this.

  • they shouldn't be laughing.

  • i have like 90% of those symptoms i have asked for a diagnosis but it may take up to 6 months

  • @lucymeak1997 Oh, now that's frustrating. (Also a bit puzzling... my half-sister and her son got it in just one or two. But I see from your page that you're in the UK, so that might be the difference.)

  • I think I have autism.

  • @ihatenumbers987 You'd probably best seek out a professional -- a neurologist or psychiatrist who specializes in such things -- to confirm the diagnosis.

  • Great video & good job. As a person diagnosed with high-functioning autism at a time when autism or asperger's was literally unheard of, I can relate to what the doctor describes asperger's/some autistic symptoms affecting persons diagnosed with them. I sense that we need to inform society on Aspergians & Autistics (or preferably people with Autism/Asperger's) are not as "bad" & shouldn't be stigmatized for our minor difficulties in socialization, interaction & communication with others. +

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  • Awesome. Thanks.

  • I CERTIFY IT!!! (I AM AN ASPIE)

  • Hilarious!

  • Open the pod bay door Hal!

  • @KristyC wow u suck, i liked this

  • I just stumbled upon this video from the front page and gave it a look. I appreciate the information :) thanks!

  • I love how asie people define themselves as "emotions that are a lil on the abnormal to what a normal person has" so fuckin' generalized and convoluted. Now what is normal?

    And the whole feeling expressing thing. Isn't the whole male population then is suffering from Aspergers? Since our society keep on saying that "real men don't cry"? lol

    Not trying to rip on anything, just think this whole thing is convoluted.

  • @KristyC Congratulations! You have now demonstrated to the world how immensely stupid you are. If you consider an IQ of 133 to be "retarded," then you have overwhelmingly unrealistic standards. But then again bigots do tend to have a not-too-firm grasp on reality, as we've seen from folks like Nazis and the KKK. Maybe you should go off somewhere that you don't have to deal with anything to do with Aspies -- you know, like social equality, fair play, and basic logic skills.

  • @bobgreenwade Well my IQ as of last test is 134 and it's probably now 138, but my speech is regressing a little, because sometimes I slip up, especially now I have 3 accents for English in my repertoire, and typing is a task to not be taken lightly.

  • @KristyC "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain

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  • @bobgreenwade I think Lincoln said that...not Mark Twain =)

  • @stayAU I just checked; it's attributed by reliable sources to both, but the weight of evidence does support Lincoln. So thanks for the catch. :-]

  • Yes I've got it.. Well I blag it from learning off you tube!! I can put in a claim for loads of disability !! Happy days for scroungers like me :-)

  • Brilliant

  • Okay my whole family has the texture thing and the ripping the tags off of everything. but we are fully capable of understanding sarcasm . we tend to rock and do other repetitious behavior. and i personally am overstimulated by sound and a train 5 mile away at night can wake me up when it goes through. I have often though we have Aspergers but one of the hallmark symptoms is the inability to comprehend irony which is not a problem

  • @cogit8able That inability to comprehend irony is merely a sign, not a hallmark symptom. This video actually is about signs for recognition, not diagnostic tools. Really, the main thing to watch for is difficulty in social situations, especially large groups. The Wikipedia entry on Asperger's includes the DSM-IV criteria; you can check that for something fairly reliable, and possibly check with a psychologist or neurologist.

  • @bobgreenwade I don't think Asperger's runs in families. They might simply be hypersensitive or something. A lot of aspie traits are also symptoms of other disorders. I think the difference is just the underlying cause. I sometimes misunderstand people for example, which is an aspie trait. But it's not because I can't read body language like some aspies. It's because I have trouble staying focused since I have ADD. Not very fun... The only way you can know for sure is by seeing a psychiatrist.

  • @bobgreenwade lol i just realized i went off on a tangent in the last comment. just goes to show how ADD affects people haha.

  • how can we trust Doctors with Aspergers diagnosis when half the time they couldn't even say it right... remember everyone calling it Ass burgers!

  • You got it backwards.

    I also have Asperger's, and I express myself and my feelings, with only a little difficulty.

    But if someone has trouble expressing oneself and one's feelings, that's a sign of having Asperger's.

  • this not true

    i have a friend with aspergers and he always expresses himself and his feelings.

    it is true that there are different levels of aspergers but not all of them find it hard to express feelings.

    you shouldnt say things that are not entirley true

  • @MonsterSlayer239 it is true, most of us have problems with that, its one of the main traits of asperger's, but everyones different

  • asperger's syndrome is so weird O_o (i have it too so im not having a go at anyone:P) , it's funny how everyone is soooo understanding of your disorder when everything is fine, but as soon as it becomes obvious for some reason that youre not really, "normal", then "you have to get ahold of yourself" xD gu-

  • 68399375105820 :)

    I have aspergers because I relate to alot of the things he says. im a girl and like to wear t shirts and to feel comfortable and I get along with unique and special people. and I used to hate a "special" person in 3rd grade because we got along better than I do with other people.

    and ya i know pi by heart too... I love to try to be creative and talk about things I dont like and like.

  • @SonidaMarks

    You know pi by heart? ....lol that's utter BS. There is only one person that rehursed pi to the 100th number.

  • @midnull How could you possibly know that unless you met me in person?

  • @SonidaMarks

    Cuz pi is 5 trillion digits long (so far..and counting)....if you can rehearse that it'll take you some what of a lifetime and then some. So I call it B.S. Knowing pi to some insignificant figure is cake.

  • @midnull lol, do you honestly think i meant i knew all of it xD i meant like maybe around 40 numbers,and thats just because of idk

  • @SonidaMarks

    Yeah I kinda figured that.

  • @orkneymist That's one of the comments made in the video.

  • A lot of times I might wear flip flops when it's cold out, then I might wear hoodies when it's really hot because it's comfortable. I don't like when people touch me either. I'm sensitive to the feeling of paper, especially if I were to scratch paper. I'm really awkward in social situations, so a lot of times I try to be quiet. I'm also really clumsy (dropping things a lot, bumping into things/ people, almost falling, etc.) Do you think I could have Asperger's syndrom? D:

  • @oliviazski13 It's not at all unlikely. It's best to see a neurologist or psychiatrist to be sure.

  • @oliviazski13

    I dunno, you might have some disorder. Don't know what it is yet. Haven't found a "clinical" term for it yet. But there must be! But you sound like one of my friends when he gets drunk or on E. He gets sensitive to a lot of things.

  • its as easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832­795028841971

  • I have realized over the past few weeks that my ligaments become out of sync with the position they're in. My hands can be facing one way, but my mind tells me that they're facing the other way. I don't know how to explain it. Anyway I'm getting tested for Asperger's. I hate missing social cues, it makes me looks stupid. I don't always miss them though.

  • I guess that my friends have some sort of asperger's too. Because they're the only people I can interact with. 83

  • I think I have a little bit of Asperger's, not full-blown. I am sensitive to "pinchy" clothes and textures, such as wool, and woven fabrics- can't stand them. I can only wear light, soft cotton t-shirts. I'm a bit clumsy. I'm terrible with women. I hate touching people and being touched, and I lack common sense.

    On the other hand, I'm good at soccer; I box; I'm attractive and athletic. I have a sense of humor and laugh a lot with lots of facial expressions and a fast, varied tone of voice.

  • @ejdf870 Sounds to me like it could be a borderline or mild case. Of course, not being an actual MD -- Dr. Fellowes is a fictional character (duh) -- I couldn't even tell for sure if I could examine you.

    Personally, I'm about where you are, except that I totally suck at any sport, I do like touching people, and I have moderate common sense. So it's hard to predict.

    Either way, it's probably not that important for you, so God bless you either way.

  • @bobgreenwade What's even worse for people in our situation is that there are very few doctors that can accurately diagnose us, since "Asperger's" syndrome is a controversial and disputed disorder to begin with.

    But the traits and problems are real, so they can call it anything they want, and I still won't feel "normal" like other people.

  • @ejdf870 So true... though I'm finding that it's not really a matter of feeling "normal" like "other people," as being accepted for who we are, whatever we are.

  • @ejdf870 could just be ADHD.

  • I'm tryna fix my clutziness.

  • @Beauty4Aspies We all are! :-]

  • @bobgreenwade Darn rite.

  • I couldn't imagine my aspie friend being in the same room with another aspie. Would imagine a major meltdown would occur in seconds.

  • @christest15 This would, of course, depend on the individuals.

  • "lack of emotional expression in vioce and face" thats a load of it.

    "take things literaly" also bull -_-

    "miss verbal ques" no.

    "clumsyness"-- eh, im kinda clumsy

    "seems out of fasion" so? maybe we think its cooler than the latest fasion!

    i cant eat mash potatoes or anything mushy! yuck! its like mud!

    jeeze, i thought those numbers would never end!

  • My parents say I sounded like a robot from a 1950's B movie as a kid.

  • @PinkPunkyKat That made me giggle! Do you mind if I put that into my next "You Might Be An Aspie If..." skit? :-]

  • @bobgreenwade It's a good way to explain it so go right ahead.

  • @PinkPunkyKat When I was in high school someone in my english class asked me if I would do a part in a video they were making, because "you talk monotone, like a robot and that would be perfect" I was pretty horrified and embarrassed at the time! And nope, I didn't do the part!

  • I want more PI :D

  • that was good, i like the way it includes the fact it can vary from person to person, im sick of watching things that constantly state you strictly need to match up to certain characteristics to have asbergers

  • Ha ha ha!

    I fit most of these examples too, but more so,

    WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THESE ''SYMPTOMS'' IN THE 1st PLACE?!

  • @Sogwa

    LOL I'm trying to figure that one out too....

    I call it all BS and it's just a ploy for all those boo hoo emo peeps that want to be "different".

  • 3.1415926535979323......71 !!!

  • Thanks. Food intolerance is something I struggled with for years with my son (10 years old) whom has Asperger's syndrome. I learned to adapt by making sure he ate before many social engagments; i.e. cook-outs, birthday parties, weddings, etc.

  • i can't believe that you actually think this is funny. believe me, aspergers is nothing like this. it's not funny and you're very stereotypical.

  • @movieguy1326

    I think it's funny. Why? cuz he kept on saying, some symptoms but not all....he kept on naming off things that people do on a regular basis that is normal! And I'm afraid to tell you that well, being socially awkward can be quite normal if you haven't been exposed to people when you were growing up. There's nothing wrong with people who have "Assburgers", it's all boo hoo emo I want to be different shit.

  • it's hard to have sympathy for people with asperger's when they're constantly patronizing 'neurotypicals', but i truly feel bad for how unaware and imperceptive you are.

  • @younglink1213 Thank you so much for your patronization. It's a shame you are so deliberately insistent on continuing to be unaware and imperceptive.

  • @bobgreenwade I hate both NTs and Aspies. I hate everybody in general.

  • @MiyukiNakira

    Hey look, its the stereotypical misanthrope everyone! You guys are so lovable and cuddly.

  • @younglink1213

    Not sure what u're responding to but solely based on ur reply, l personally see the ''faults'' listed & described for aspie as positive. Someone who's not all into how u look or act. Someone who is genuine & transparent. What u see is what u get. No bs, drama, or ''office politics''  & being bad at sports or self adsorbed hurts no one except an infant.

    & lastly, ''normal'' folks r just as rude, selfish, & evil!! THEY r the bullies, fake, shady ones full of drama!

  • @younglink1213 I know what you mean but it's from a lifetime of being patronized by "NT"s. It is the same reason why some African Americas become black supremists.

  • ah yes. you can always tell what they wanted 2 minutes later, or if its in a movie by the reactions of the other characters. But never when its directed at you at the time of asking.

  • the Jerry Lewis effect XD

  • It's as easy as 3.1415926535979323......71 lolololll

  • Excuse me, but that is clearly unacceptable! It is 3.1415926535__8__979323.....71

  • this is really good!!

  • Thank you very kindly!

  • Maybe the doctor is autistic or ADHD and thats why he fidgets?

  • Dr. Fellowes does have Asperger's (as mentioned in another skit in my set). He just wasn't supposed to be doing that particular fidget -- at least, it wasn't my plan.

  • There's a "sound effects" button on the left of your Xtranormal screen.  It has a speaker icon on it.

  • Well done, that one was cool!

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