My Stuff is Missing (Blame George Foreman)

[kidkamaaaa]

1. Darren Criss

2. Tyler Oakley

3. Front row seats ;D

[baileykrussell]

1) Everything on earth (even that Justin Bieber bobel-head doll)

2) 2nd verse same as the first

3) Just read the 2nd one

[veer49]

laptop, shirts and food.

[sammyk9590]

um a heli-copter, fuel for it, and LOTS OF FOOD

[Elphie021]

My iPad/ charger, a good book or two (or three or four) and my dressing gown :D

[MiZPuRpLe92]

Vin Diesel, unlimited supply of Oreos and a forever charged laptop(it exists just in my mind)

[steffjtag]

I could watch the beginning over and over all day. omg, I dont know why it cracks me up so much

[MissJacinda]

i really like the way you say the word shit, i watched this video like 12 times just to hear you say that word over and over lol

[rubygirl1998]

A laptop, a darren criss, a really comfy pair of pjs

[funnysarah06]

1. Tumblr.

2. Chris Colfer's ass.

3. You

[kakairuislove]

@funnysarah06 chris colfers ass is always a must i wouldnt mind the rest of him to though lolzzz

[hatcha987]

MUA to you too Tyler <3

ALSO

1. tumblr

2. tumblr

3. tumblr

[sarinacooper883]

1. Tyler Oakley

2. Tyler Oakley

3. More Tyler Oakley

-HELLOLOVEBYE and banana3320 LOVE YOU TYLER!!

[Ghestahl2006]

clothes, my mercedes lackey novel collection (love to read), toiletries, cleaning supplies, and laptop.

[LetsTanInJapan]

You could have gone outside naked....? I hear they accept nudists in San Francisco.

[musically235]

aren't you living with Korey?

[kennypauljr]

@loobs123 me too!



[mickeleh]

1. A ticket back from the island.

That is all.

[ChikDontCare]

1. laptop

2. endless supply of food

3. mansion with electricity and internet ;P

[KareBear50505]

1.) Water

2.) Boat

3.) Food

[GoodSirGundam]

1) Hunting knife

2) Attractive, muscular, outdoorsy paramedic

3) The rest of your George Foreman Grill

[12acso]

Cucumber

Plastic Bag

Lube

[PersonalPlight]

1. iPad 2. My favorite pillow 3. Nail clippers....because few things disturb me more than fingernails left uncut. Deal breaker!

[nobodysdc7]

1. My phone equipped with a never-ending/solar powered battery

2. First-aid kit

3. And a map of all of the hatches. (LOST reference)

[MTdizzle94]

1. Zac Efron

2. Neil Patrick Harris

3. Nick Jonas

[Charmedgrl1]

in our town we call it fuckway vagina

[beckyab14]

Awwwww, poor guy. --- Sent From tyleroakley's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[lucienlover10]

I got a lean mean fat reducing grilling machine xd

[SRBeenies]

1. Ipod.

2. Food.

3. Clothes

[pyrolite2]

1. fully equipped modern apartment

[tomthecat94]

1. Enhanced Portal gun that can shoot as far as a million miles.

2. A helicopter in case the Portal gun fails.

3. Porn in case the helicopter fails.

[0beyJonathan]

You got your stuff today? (:

[mdashpop]

You live in San Francisco? We're neighbors! Kinda. I kinda live across the bay bridge but whatevvs.

[codered04]

Just buy new outfits. I love any excuse to buy a new outfit.

[saraups]

my hot clothes my cell phone my laptop --- Sent From tyleroakley's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[ilovemypitbull98]

A jet ski, fuel, and food

U know y

[giannizerox2]

also: 1 My teddy

2 my bookshelf (assuming i had the complete works of Shakespeare)

3 A SATELLITE PHONE

[giannizerox2]

dude they lost my luggage when i went to the UK 2 weeks ago, it took a while... -_- so i feel for you.

[igoape]

!. Chris Evans

2. Body Oil

3. a large barrel of lube

[Superchick2733]

1) Hot boy. (Because everyone needs one)

2) My favorite pair of pink pumps (These shoes make everything look good even if it's a outfit made out of leaves)

3) And "How to build a raft if you are stranded on an island" book. (So I could get the eff out of there)

[cheathmo]

1. food

2. more food

3. even more food

I like to eat :)

[TobiahKaiCox]

As long as I have my "parts"

my boyrfriend's "parts"

and lube I'm set for life. ;)

[BroadwaysGirl]

A boat.

My ipod

A two way radio

[yeahitsme5953]

1: my ipod

2: food

3: a boat.

[AnimeFreakHere]

1. my cat

2. a large boat that broke so i can use it

3. pepper spray!

[fyrefox1120]

1. My Book of Shadows

2. A blank notebook

3. My runes

[FrankLuver96]

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Bed

3. Food

because i eat while i fuck.

[DuhJulieDuh]

1.) Hermione's bag so I could fit 654654654 things in there.

2.) Someone that was good in the wilderness.

3.) A boat.

[AngelaAaliyah1218]

@DuhJulieDuh just outsmarted alot of people!

[Sheemmyy]

Food, Food, and Food.

I did not choose a hot guy becuase we will totally not be having sex if we're dying of starvation. And for those who think I'm a fat bitch, I thank thee <3

[Lullaww]

1: My phone... (Games) :D

2: Electrizity

3:My phone charger :D

[victorwhite11]

I like the way you talk ^^.. lol

[akira6666666]

stranded on an island, i dont need three things, I just need one. Frank Lapidas.

[LegoMinifigureMan]

A boat, wings, and a boatload of chicken wings.

[ThatAmazingArtKid]

rum... coke... and asprin

[monjubosa2]

1. iPOD

2. vibrator

3. lighter

[Craigluver809]

1. a boat

2. a book

3. The 10th Doctor

[XombieRawr]

The griddle so I could still cook my tasty things, one outfit because I'm a girl who rarely leaves the house so I don't care how I look, aaaaand a blanket because I hate not having a blanket.

...Wait...Swap clothes out for my dice bag.

I'd have the clothes on my back.

And I need my gaming dice.

[Marrehj]

hahah you're awesome :D *subscribing*

[CafeDuMonde13]

Medical supplies

Sailboat

Fireworks

[17redheadbri]

1. Travis from We The Kings

2.My Guitar Philll

3.insulin stuff so i dont dieee

[metroperson]

1. Clothing

2. Toiletries

3. Clairol Professional liquicolor permanente "lightest red/ neutral brown, 5rn/75r

[CarleySW]

1. A boat

2. A hot captain (someone learned in navigation and sailing)

3. A map with my location marked.

[AshleyDancer2012]

A million cartons of cigarettes

Endless supply of booze

a vibrator

[ahappygay]

my gf. my dog. and toilet paper. 

[kinzythefreak]

1) Sparkley shoes.

2) Toothbrush.

3) A MOTHER FUCKING ENDLESS AMOUNT OF PIZZA.

[toolazy26]

its funny because i can take my three things from last week's comments: some natty, some tampons, and some other shit

[HeartlessxLie]

1) Favorite dildo

2)My cell phone

3)My hooker money.

In that order.

I know, hooker money being last makes no sense, but think about it... The favorite dildo you don't have to keep paying for.

[srwood11]

A bag of weed,Emma Stone,and a pizza!

[Sprout2kxmaximum]

1. my laptop

2. my cell phone

3. my clothes

[ditto161]

I just want to say you rremind me soo much of my best friend raegan!we've known eachother since we were babies and I'm meeting his boyfriend today and he's basing the relationship on my approval of his boyfriend! Agh! The pressure! Haha

[IDatedTheGiantSquid]

1) Food. I don't want to starve for the time I am there. God that makes me sound obese. Not that I have anything against obese people. I should just stop talking. Yeah. Good idea.

2) My clothes (Because, well, um, we all make mistakes *couchTylercough*

3) A genie to wish for more things, because I'm a smart ass.

[littlebabyfeet1]

Food an outfit and a cell phone

[ApplesareRed05]

1. Bear Grylls

2. Someone other than #1 to make out with

3. A nice pair of prada sun glasses.

[Brandonality]

1. my camera

2. a knife

3. a barbie

...i need a friend that doesn´t need food.

[kevinandrewlove]

1. Coffee

2. Sketch Pad

3. Latest issue of VOGUE

[screamSLUT]

1) My bikini

2) Tanning oil

3) An endless supply of mac & cheese.

I hate everyone. I'll be fine on an island.

[protectionispower]

1.my teddy bear.

2.Harry Potter series (maybe just the seventh one)

3.condoms.

WHO KNOWS WHO COULD BE ON THAT FUCKIN ISLAND.

[oneutubeisnotenough]

Take a shot every time he says shirt, stuff, things, etc. You will get fucked up. (Don't really, I just thought it was funny.)

[blackness55555]

1. facebook

2. a pillow

3. night light

[TheDevilInYellow]

My mac, a solar charger and a wifi connection! ---  Sent From tyleroakley's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[tarapanda1]

1. A book called 'How To Survive On A Desert Island'

2. My iPod

3. Lifetime supply of chocolate M&M's

[MrShitfaceproduction]

1) water

2)condoms

3) A good looking girl

If im stuck somewhere then im going to have some "fuckin" fun ;)

[lizuuurd]

1)tampons

2) jack in the box

3)my wand

[hellomynameisrodney]

1)Tyler Oakley

2)rope

3)a bed with a head and footboard :D

I vote for wearing nothing, tyrer. who cares about outfits. :D

[BedsideCheese]

1. My laptop

2. My Internet stick

3. a Lighter (make a fire, cook food, keep warm) killing lots of birds with one stone here!

[RachoTumblr]

A boat, a map, and a captain to get me the fuck home.

[KatieForChinchillas]

1.) solar-powered dvd player

2.) the last season of Lost

3.) a loaded gun to kill any polar bears and smoke monsters

[TheMegsss1234]

1.Laptop

2.Harry Potter books

3. boat

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

1. honey nut cheerios

2. a knife

3. ipod on solar powered speakers

[evievira]

a boat. thats it. 

[bonanahh]

1. You.

2. Me.

3. Our shit.

[brisseal]

You, YouTube and a boat.

[operationslap]

1. a knife

2. a water filter.. maybe a bobble?

3. my best friend

[DorEnErnil]

1. my lap top

2. "The Lord of the Rings" (the books)

3. Taye Diggs

[SophiaFreakinFields]

1. A camera

2. A person to bring along.

3. And a plane so I can leave whenever I want.

[tyleroakley]

If this didn't show up in your subscription box, push unsubscribe, then resubscribe... that should fix the issue!

[pointechik09]

1) a boat

2) an iPhone

3) a library

[MatthewTDay]

1. My flip cam

2. My laptop

3. Hugh Hefner's credit card

[misszale]

1. A 10 gallon drum of nutella

2. A puppy

3. (grease?)

[RainbowReneenay]

1. My laptop

2. My stuffed bunny

3. Cute clothes

[xxoadriannaxxo]

Good thing I follow you on Tumblr since this didn't show up in my subscriptions! I'd probably bring:

1) Sunscreen

2) Lighter

3) Books (and lots of 'em)

[ems20fool]

ummm cigarettes&lighter....my journal&pen....bottled water

[CrazyQueerRomantic1]

What's would i bring....

1. a chest full of my books(it would have to be huge)

2. tyler oalkley

3. Flare gun

[bammitsolivia]

1. Michael Phelps

2. a gold medal

3. a stick

[plaidplatapus]

1. a saddle

2. a stick wiith a gold metal hung from the end.

3. michael phelps

[plaidplatapus]

this one didnt show up on my subscriptions :O at least i follow you on tumblr <3

[cchogz]

In the spirit of Opening weekend for the final Harry Potter...

1. Ron Weasley... he could just poof us in and out and hes great eye candy

2. Hermione's purse... just her purse not her I need that purse that holds everything

3. ... If you have Ron and Hermione's infinite purse who needs a #3

[potatoesarehere]

all i need is tyler oalkley, then i could just get by on diva.

[SteveoMcCartney]

1.Battery powered oven(if those exist?)

2.A freezer full of Lean Cuisine

3.An iPhone

[DevineRose]

My sister just moved from Michigan to San Francisco! :D

I would bring:

1. swimsuit

2. sunscreen

3. a bag of skittles

[livecleanandprosper]

1. Sand

2. Bottles of saltwater

3. Coconuts.

[MlleRebeccaJade]

1. Some kind of food so I wouldn't die and/or have to eat wild vultures

2. a bag of toiletries so I would be able to be a cute stranded person

3. A really big sign that I could lay out on the ground so that someone could come rescue me.

[xoxbeth86]

1. A stalked yacht

2. A captain to drive said yacht.

3. A gps.

[kmamas1996]

1) 50 creative people to build a city with

2) trees

3) unlimited amount of food

[ThunderousWake]

1) Sunscreen

2) Booze

3) My Boyfriend

Such an easy question ;)

[208lauren]

1. A magic fridge (every time I open it, its restocked with new food)

2. Pandora

3. A unicorn

[MmMuhreeyah]

money, money, money

[thegirlfromthehood94]

1. Tyler Oakley

2. a blender

3. Margarita supply.

[sarahloveex3]

thumbs up for the amount of times tyler said shit

[libbymandarino]

1. some bitch from my high school

2. another bitch from my high school

3. popcorn while I watch the fight go down

[steffjtag]

omg, why did the beginning make me laugh so hard

[Snapsizboucrzy]

1. an unlimited supply of popcorn.

2 & 3. two people that hated each other to watch as entertainment until i was rescued.

[nikkiguitar101]

0:04 should have been the thumbnail :P

[lally97]

go shopping!!

[maxmartianmarlo]

1. Chace Crawford

2. Bed

3. Hand-cuffs

[AJ10live]

@maxmartianmarlo SOmeone likes to get Kinke lol jp!

[PutMyUsernameHere]

1- a boat

2- fuel

3- Tyler

:D!

[lockedheartnokey89]

Omg you were in san franisco! I was just there

[alex424275]

some of you ppl are a picking to much shit! just get a BOAT a GPS and food! that way you can get HOME! SMH

[ditto161]

My bff whose been there with for me through lifes unfortunate changes kayla! A package of matches so we can make food from fruit on the island and a distress signal out of fire. And a videocamera cuz even though were in a crappy situation we might as well make a video diary bout it (inspired by you tyler!!)well the video diary/blog part!

[silverwolf365]

Cell phone

Cell service

Video games

[dMilkShakeSS]

1. Airplane (+ PILOT)

2. Food

3.latop + wifi ;p

[notacatchyname]

@dMilkShakeSS wifi is not a thing you can bring, you are a CHEATER.

[notacatchyname]

smartphone, solar powered battery pack, a shitload of rope.

[PutMyUsernameHere]

@dMilkShakeSS Cheater, thats 5 things (;

[dMilkShakeSS]

@PutMyUsernameHere LOL

[splashyful1]

1. a boat

2. a cell phone

3.food

[RockIsTheWord]

Scratch the friend thing, I'm bringing Green Day instead

[RockIsTheWord]

1: iPod (let's say it stays charged)

2: My friend

3: probably a blanket...

[MarcellaYvette]

1. sun screen, i dont want skin cancer....

2. a laptop that gets wi-fi(;

3. a bikini, oooo yeeeaaaah ;D

[AlexFan4Life]

1. Airplane

2. Pilot

3. Booze

duh :P

[acejs223]

1. House with power

2. My 360

3. and the Internet :)

[typicaljeremy]

A) Liquor

B) Hammock

C) Ipod

[PackThePennies]

1. tyler oakley.2... is there anything else you really need?

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

1) TARDIS

2) eleven

3) condoms

[IamAliviaMarie]

1) My laptop (with my wifi card...thing) so I can watch Man vs. Wild

2) Water purifier... thing ba boben

3) And a fish net

P.s. Thanks for adding me on Google+ , I kinda sorta flipped out when you did :{D

[iluvlost09]

My iPod

An unlimited supply of whatever food I want

A companion

[lightstrider79]

1. A Man

2. Phone (with service)

3. Food

[1reemb]

1. a lean mean grilling machine grease holder.

2. a game controller

3. a video camera to complain about my first two choices.

[TinBoy11]

Hey Tyler if you dont have any of your "shit" then how did you make this video? XD

[catherinethecool]

Tyler I've miss your videos! I would bring my laptop, headphones, and a toothbrush.

[LokcedUot]

Well, assuming all the "a working plane/boat/satellinte phone" things aren't valid,

1. A bottomless bag of potato chips.

2. A bottomless pitcher of neverendingly iced tea.

3. A computer with an Internet connection, at the very least to reddit.

[linkmaster77]

I'm excited that the old Tyler oakley videos are back. This was an amazing video fueled by your amazing sense of humor. And that is what I love about you.

[shecantdance]

1) a plane

2) fuel

3) a pilot

[fruitx4yay]

I went to San Francisco yesterday (shopping in Union Square, WOOT!) and as much as I am in love with the city, it felt incomplete because I didn't run into you ):

[whw524]

a genie in a bottle, an unlimited supply of wishes pass, and a cold beer in the meantime.

[maddiv14]

a boat that works(:

[JWRodrigues95]

1: Phone

2: All of Hollister clothes( Cuz even tho i'm stuck on a island i still wanna look cute)

3: My best friend so i have someone to talk to.

PS. Tyler i live like 30 minutes away from S.F we should meet up from coffee or something. Cuz it would be awesome to meet you!

[hamburgervisal]

I have been waiting for ur vid ! Can't believe u r in SF ,,,, Omg u r in CA ! I'm from CA ... Yay xD

[hellolauratube]

i forgot you existed

....but i swear tyler, i love your videos

[mynameisanalcohol]

I'd bring a boat, a fridge, a boat with a fridge on it. If I like the island i''l stay there with my fridge. If I don't I can leave with the boat. If I'm hot I can bring the boat with the fridge.

[VNBANH]

like this if you a viewer 301 :D

[mjazelle24]

1) LUBE 2) Ka-nife (haha) 3) different ropes and strings.. these items can be used for a variety of things not just the obvious -think think think-

[xoxbitchplease]

1. A really big boat

2. Gas to put in the really big boat.

3. The keys to the really big boat....

Bottom line is.. I'd get the f off of that island before I even got on it.

[welshboi82]

1. My sexy Man;

2. Moisturizer;

3. Tequila (because Tequila makes everything better!).

[dafttool]

You should've mailed your stuff to yourself. Had a friend who did that and the boxes were there waiting for him by the time he got to the other side of the country.

[CharlitIsANerd]

TYLER OAKLEY, YOU ARE AN OUTFIT REPEATER!