The Aristocrats Joke Contest Entry - 9th Place!

[daviddemola]

...this is supposed to be an improv'ed joke. I can hear you reciting it.

[kingnat2]

This is fucking retarded, You didn't even set up the joke right.

[MusicForYourFunk]

actually the 'set-up' is perfect : A man walks into a talent agent's office and says, "Hey, have I got an act for you!" The talent agents says "Well, what was is it?"

tried and true and simple .

[kingnat2]

Fuck You.

[MusicForYourFunk]

good work , child

[kingnat2]

Dont call me child.

The joke fucking sucks, its not shocking at all, its just stupid.

[MusicForYourFunk]

but your acting a bit childish ... your original comment was incorrect and thats what i was responding to .

and then your response to that was very 7-8th grade .

by the way , this joke is NOT always 'shocking'.

i suggest picking up a book and putting down the video games .

and after reading your channel comments , im certainly not the first to call you a child , you should be used to it by now.

[lilhatchet2791]

this isnt even close to the idea and context of the aristocrats its supposed to be a family doing the act not celebrities

whoever gave you 9th place should be taken away from the judges seat unless 9th was the last place award and in that case they still should be taken off the judge seat because you shouldnt have been aloud to enter this at all

our only hope is that you tell your life story instead of this in which will be the original context of the joke you wannabe aristocrat

[MusicForYourFunk]

actually your viewpoint is completely wrong .

The Aristocrats joke is meant to be played with and changed in whatever way in needed to achieve what the telling is trying to achieve .

it's hard to believe that someone could be so jerkish as yourself ... about a OLD joke that has been retold millions of ways .

maybe you should post the link to your version so we can see it ... nevermind , im sure you only have the energy to put others down , not DO yourself .

[xcutexchikx]

WOW!!!!! brillaint..not only thing i found funny is your voice mate..and are you a boy or a girl..i cant tell =s retard

[dormiturefl]

the joke was intended to be read as an essay. you just killed every tradition the joke ever had

[dormiturefl]

" How to loose my Lisp for dummies" . work on your lisp you queer

[fragniz2]

um...this has to be the weirdest video i've ever seen...but it's funny as hell xP

[Evagirl77]

YAY! That's what I was I was trying to do.

[fragniz2]

hmmm cool believe me i know weird...i am extremely hyper most times xP

[demonslayer112223]

still funny in a random way :P

[Evagirl77]

Lol, some weird random way

[dynamitespoony]

Not shocking, but certainly amusing. It's a refreshing change, and just as good as the other, more obscene versions! Congrats on being in the top 10! :D

[Evagirl77]

Thank you so much~ When I first heard versions of the joke after submitting, I was like "OH CRAP, IT WAS A SEX JOKE!?!?" Thank you so much also for being so nice! If only the other commenters were too ^_^

[Nielsen700]

So unfunny!

[Evagirl77]

That is true. It was meant to be random, not aiming too much for the comedy. Sorry you didn't like.

[davidthemoose]

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[Evagirl77]

thank you for your feedback...

I get that reaction a lot on this video...

[Evagirl77]

thank you for your feedback...

I get that reaction a lot on this video...

[demonslayer112223]

wtf???

[Evagirl77]

it was for a contest, so I tried to make it as hugely random as possible. Not meant to be funny except at how weird it is

[rmm01o]

....-.-....

[Evagirl77]

I know, I know

[Qrawzseg]

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[Evagirl77]

Yes, I know, I get that reaction a lot

[V1taminiC]

this is no joke... u must be blondy

[Evagirl77]

I'm not a blond, if that what you mean.

And indeed, this is no joke ^_^

[V1taminiC]

it was too long, boring, bullsh1t! i liked your voice though. :PP greetings from sparta

[Evagirl77]

LOL! It seems people like my voice...and it was just for fun. I'm not all that funny...or pervy. So, yes, sorry to disappoint BUT it is what it is, take it for face value.

How's the weather over there?

[kith1989]

i love her accent really awsome!

[batman444]

dahm you're cute

[Evagirl77]

Thanks ^_^ I assume you're talking about the joke?

[batman444]

no, you and you're voice lol

[Evagirl77]

OH! Then thank you very much! ^_^

[kith1989]

Good Entry but....

However Good Entry

[Evagirl77]

Thank you ^_^