Drinking without thinking.

[babydoll001994]

AMEN BABYCHEEKS(;

[RichardMaric]

Thank god I never got arrested for being drunk and wild because I was so bad for so many years. Thank goodness those days are over.

[kellecasful]

Only drinking for 5 months, eh? Riiight

[kirstyscottemanuel]

you were doing ballet in a jail cell LOL,only you Chris! <3

[kirstyscottemanuel]

It's a great idea of how you're warning everyone of your mistakes Chris,but seriously dude how could you get that crazy off such a little amount of drunks? Lightweight. <3

[DexterHaven49]

I liked this story. Well told. Let's see some of Chris's detractors talk into a camera for five minutes and see how many views you get. This is an art, people. He's good at it. Are you?

[Nini606m]

u drunk bitch

[sasukechan13417]

WHY ARE SOME OF YOU SO NEGATIVE LEAN SO RESPECT

[MrLabagiuuuuu]

U fucking cooksucker look like satan himself! go suck your dad's cook and buttfuck your uncle!

[OiOBlinkingOwl]

@MrLabagiuuuuu Im sitting in a chair, and I am laughing at you. You know why? Because A)You sound like a homophobic (fear of gay people) B) You're making your self seem like a jerk to the internet world and C) You seem like an biased, and ignorant individual. I mean really, when you sound out the world it equals = C O C K. Not cook. I pity your stupidity, I don't know how I could handle being a dumb person.

PS: I apologize if your tiny brain could not process this message.

[misscourtneii2]

I hate that thing you do with your mouth! you like smack your mouth together and sounds like you have loads of siliva in your mouth.. it's disgusting,..

[istayupupandaway]

I like your legs in the backround lol

[alyciaroxx1010]

Your eyes......beatuful

[happyface12385]

i think chris crocker and johnny boy should date...

[EmptyWordsOfSolitude]

Your a failed transvestite.

[Derek6563]

this isnt the first time i said this, but... FUCK THE PO PO!!!!!!!!!!!

[baconimos123]

i particuallarly dont like you, but in this vid, u actually got some smarts.

[Jennybear001]

omg! that girl looks so pretty with that adams apple! :D

[TheGamersLifeProject]

@Jennybear001 Its a man -__-

[Jennybear001]

@TheGamersLifeProject I know it's a man you fud! I was being sarcastic:L !

[TheGamersLifeProject]

@Jennybear001 CHILL MAN.....just sayin

[TheGamersLifeProject]

@Jennybear001 what the FUCK is a fud

[Jennybear001]

@TheGamersLifeProject it's a brittish word for vagina :)

[letiocean]

i drugged you up and you ate out my vajina cause i convinced u that u were not gay and im doin it again if i see u again cause im black bitch

[angelgr696]

@soulclipse27 congrats village drunk.



[devilledevil98]

That's why people with mental problems shouldn't drink. lol

[01Mooshka]

Chris I love you...I wanna take you home:)

[gofanggochang]

This is like, the best video you'v uploaded so far. And, honestly, you look and sound so good without all that acting and shit.

I can't believe I really liked you here! And that's a good thing you did, telling people not to drink too much from personal experience especially when we all know how uncomfortable it is for us to talk about embarrassing shit that happens to us.

[jaggedsigns3O11]

i hate how NOW just cuz u look more like a woman ppl accept u ^^

[98Andr33a]

Your first video where u dont insult us ... I liked it. :)

[pankakeness]

nice shoes. xD

[cutie1360]

omg I had my 1stt drink when i was 12 I agree it wasn't something I was proud of because that night I had just taken sleeping pills and it was like a sleep over so I was out of it. And we all drunk Suicides which if you don't know it's every alcoholic drink mixed with every fruity drink in the fridge no matter what it is. It was Vodka Bud-light Bacardi Four Caballito Jack Daniels and some orange juice. I had a seizure an hour later because it interfeared with my epilepsy meds. DON'T DO IT!!!!

[pankakeness]

@cutie1360 That's very irresponsible. And your lucky you didn't die.

[snookijwoww4]

im only 13 turning 14 in october and i was almost charged with public intoxication and under age drinking i wish i would have saw this b4 i went and did tht i luv u chris

[CJBojangles]

3 Adios's and 2 Sex on the Beaches = You weren't drugged!

[RoseyPosey789]

Low Down,Isnt It Down Low?

[XxAssassinsKreedxX]

pretty looks like me should be a tshirt

[Brittanykassel1]

You have pretty eyes. :o

[RossRussell1994]

i'm 17 and i'm blitzed every weekend, no one cares in this country

[CheyenneAutumn4]

lmfao gotta love drunk stories! The stupid shit people do!

[FrankyFrankAlot]

Seriously I get people have issues with Chris sometimes but this is a meaningful video and people need to actually take the message from it and move on instead of leaving comments on an important video.

[chelsea5726]

Ur eyebrows dnt match Try darken the other one too lmfao

[MrDOMOSAUR]

@chelsea5726 wow, they don't match at all! this dude's silly!

[MrNoobificationism]

Are yooouuuu a crack baby?

[itsdawg]

did they put u in a guy or girls cell

[MiSsCrAzY1231001]

please talk 2 my stepmother she's an alcholic

[virginamarshall22]

your a ugly boy,.

[iiBiterz]

@virginamarshall22 If your gonna hate then don't watch his vids.

[peacelove629]

really amazing video, Chris. you're a very intelligent person and inspiring

[justplainmary]

hair = ace in this video. i think this is my favorite of your hairstyles..

[superpurple2000]

This is kind of like what happened to my cousin. i should show her this video.

Love the hair btw. Go Chris Crocker!

[gamestomaX]

its a hermaphadite!!

[landerzandmollerzTV]

why do you sound so normal now?

[ThatRedHeadMystery]

@rosebluebird ok, that is not how you spell INTOXICATED, please, get an education!

[adventururer]

I was just listening to techno

Now I think I'm gay...

[Danielwalenski]

when she brought her feet up at 1:57 at first i thought they were people lololololololol

[WhoaitsGill]

@Danielwalenski its a he

[tadabecauseigrazeyou]

you're eyes look really pretty in this.

[zombieman9111]

every body read the discription and like this so people notis it

[SlimShadyLPx]

Your eyes are lovely!

[DahTacoOfSweetnness]

ur awesome <3 you teach me lessons in a lot of your videos in each one of them

[kezziebear90]

Who fuckin' cares if he is gay or straight? He's awesome regardless!

[238jess]

oh whoopi

[ibrahimovic4011]

sorry for this , but you are gay , lol his gay i swear

[TheDana221]

your eyes look awwsum!! :D

[DubStepEdition]

johnnyboxo is makes you look like shit

[zack199544]

@DubStepEdition HAY GURL HAII

[1amazing100]

It's okay chris everybody loves u and will respect u... I trust u that u won't do something like this again but if u do I still love y :)

[RenesmeeAlice97]

i learned from my mothers mistake......i limit my drinking

[danniGOREx3]

@draginsaur so you're saying being gay is a disease? really, little christian boy? because i'm quite sure the stereotype of a priest is an old man who touches little boys.

shut the fuck up.

[slanksstudios1234]

My gay-o-meter just went crazy

[BbwJessie]

There are 2 kinds of liqour in bars/clubs. Being a bartender I know that the lower grain liqour is sold b4 the higher level alchohol unless u ask for it. when you look at the wall behind a bartender the liqour higher up is high proof and the lower liqour is a weaker grain. thats how they make their money. cause weaker drinks mean u buy more. higher grain of liqour makes u drink just a few.

[draginsaur]

@Tigergoroar They made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve this is why to world is being populated and this generation mabye be the best tech but worst culture.

[SerenityBunni]

Singing my heart will go on... LOL! <3 don't worry chris! We still love you no matter what chu do :D

[draginsaur]

Gayness is a disease

[LLAMALalala]

@draginsaur

ohreally? FUCK YOU. listen here; Your not cool. k? k. Lmfao, you actually amuse me, little one:3

Gayness being a disease?! Im pretty sure its not. Lmao, what has a gay person ever done to you?! Fuqin prick. ohmfudginggoodness, sweet cheeks, i think someone needs to get over themselves! \

Im straight at fuck, and im a chick. hell, im only 13!! but you have NO idea how much it makes me wanna punch someone when they say shit like that^ >.>

[draginsaur]

@LLAMALalala I dont talk to kids younger than me and Gayness should not be practice or used are u stupid?

You are kid so u could talk to me however u want but gay people are the people who could acctually stop human population Talk to me when you get ur fucking facts straight gay people shudnt even live and if u have or dont have a relgion u should still know gayness is worst thing that can happen to a person mabye even worst than a disease. If I became gay i would pass that for AIDS..Think....

[CloseGAM3RST]

@draginsaur You should be the new president.

[draginsaur]

@CloseGAM3RST lol



[SuperBassNiki]

@LLAMALalala you are soooooooo not straight if you think that! this guy/girl/CREATURE IS INSANE

[shitbabybaldeagles]

5 drinks and was intoxicated... lightweight

[xbeex100]

@shitbabybaldeagles lol...exactly what i was thinking :L

[pgheriafi]

we all saw that coming!

[KittiesMakeMeSquee]

...Wow. I think this is the first time I've ever seen him so... sincere. Now I feel bad for trolling.

[kunfupanda1231]

how can you drink american alcahol and get drunk your drinks are weak as hell and taste like shit!

[KillEveryoneKillPhil]

you lost your mind in "those hours" lol!!??

[bdyer3416]

god that was the shitest clip ever dont get me wrong i like some of chrises clips but that was not worth watchin who goes drinkin on there own these days even if your on a date u get a friend to call u or "accidently bump into u "

[jri585]

it. So if he doesnt want people bashing him on youtube, maybe he should keep his face out of our entitled space to write our opinions about things.

[jri585]

He is allowed to do and be whatever he wants. And I am equally allowed to have my opinion aboit

[HimReapers]

first off, i love chris. :)

i just want to know is it all Americans that are not the best at drinking thee old alcohol beverage? i really want to know, because im irish, and 5 drinks is a warm up before you even leave your house to go out where i come from.

[Windstar92]

@HimReapers Have you met "all" americans? No, so you can't really say that now can you?

[happiehtoast]

@Windstar92 he was just asking, not saying it...

[LifeIsPlug]

@HimReapers

first off, i hate chris...(no smile here)

I dont no who you are HimReapers but i totally agree with you. I usually take whiskey shots in my eye on a daily basis and can stomach 900 litres of beer. This is all before breakfast. When im on a session im on it for 3 days. And it has been proven by a scientiest , Paddy O Reilly that I am the greatest drinker known to man. Especially gay man/woman ones.

[happiehtoast]

@HimReapers maybe it's got something to do with the fact that they can only drink from the age of 21, and from what I've heard they really stick to the legal limit. so this might be the reason why some just really don't know how much they can drink. because seriously, it's not that difficult to know your personal limit. and well, over here you don't get arrested for being drunk/drinking either, that's just ridiculous.

[rainbowloopz101]

<3

[loyola415]

faggot



[oxygene6661988]

does anyone else think that us gay guys can't handle our booze very well?

[ZaZaTheDoG]

take that wig off

[yupperdoodlegirl]

I fucking hate this!! When I watch his videos and I look below all I c are hate comments so stfu if ur just gonna write something bad about his videos y the fuc do u watch them?!?!??!? I love u chris

[TheGreekMan1981]

What a fag

[jordanndeck]

@TheGreekMan1981 OH MY GOD. I'm sure you've hurt Chris's feelings so much....

L M F A O.

[koukoukou8]

@TheGreekMan1981 siga esi greek lover

[shawtyismymelody]

jack dalton is a bitch

[shawtyismymelody]

chris you inspired me

[shawtyismymelody]

i love you

[lilcandy1101]

I love you chris!!!

[kailamurphy990]

fuck you jack dalton i bet you are going to be a porn star you bitch I LOVE YOU CHRIS CROCKER :)

[JackDalton96]

ur such a little fag you should just delete your youtube the only reason anybody watch you is to laugh at you

[AbusedSpork]

@JackDalton96 Really? When I watch him I don't laugh. Maybe you should think you're comment through before you post something as shallow and ignorant as that. Oh and I hope you know that calling someone a "Fag" is a hate crime and you can go to jail, Just to let you know.

[RawrrzXivio]

@JackDalton96 mhm :)

[MaestroPistachio]

@JackDalton96 Delete your YouTube first and stop trolling.

[WizKidSONY]

Chris your awesome bro. Idc if your gay, id give you a hug man. you seem like a real down to earth guy, your cool dude. (:

[Darkssexslave]

If we all learned from your mistakes i think the world wouldn't be full of idiots and fake ass people!

[Cocoabear197]

@MegaChildofGod. KinglDemi is right. God made him a man so he should act like one. And if you're religious, read the Bible cuz there are several places where God tells us that homosexuality is wrong. I'm not saying homosexuals should be persecuted, cuz they shouldn't, but people like Chris need help

[MGGaRH]

@Cocoabear197 chris don't need help? :S that's like saying if you are who you are ...then you're wrong? :S don't think so... the bible's wrong nothing wrong with gay/lesbian/bisexual people, or trangender transvestite people. I think Chris is an amazing role model with some amazing ideas and helps people (: if you have a problem with gays then YOU need help... homophobia aint a good thing... 21st century people...

[aPackofTurkeys]

I dont like you but i totally agree with you

[KingIDeni]

Gay ass Fucking bitch.

[MegaChildofGod]

hey leave him/her alone

[KingIDeni]

@MegaChildofGod nope. Bcuz god made him as a man. And acting like a woman isnt normal.

Idc if h3s gay. i just dont want him acting so fucking stupid.

[MyLovemonkey123]

@KingIDeni its his choie god gave us the gift of free will and he dosent care if u dont like how he acts he is himself let him do what he wants its not ur choice its his

[KingIDeni]

@MyLovemonkey123 stfu. h3 is gay.

[MyLovemonkey123]

@KingIDeni obviously and wtf does that have to do with what i said i said he can do what he wants

[GhettoRaven]

You got arrested? YOU PULLED A SNOOKI GURL <3

[speckledfrogz]

u have really pretty eyes. but u make a good point about drinking by yourself.

[shawtygurl200]

aww poor chris

[nannerz143ily]

Your gorgeous chris !(:

[VERITYISAWSOME]

Its realllyyy bothering me that he needs to bleach his eyebrows too!!.. no offense to him but it just makes sense...

[LunerLizzy]

@VERITYISAWSOME i was just thinking the EXACT same thing! the color just throws u off

[KatyDidAndKidShow]

yur pretty :)

[loveisthemovent]

i love sex on the beach! best drink ever!

[superdork1012000]

awesome look chris totally look good perfect makeup and outfit im proud

[mangalanga1234]

These video are so much better. You're being yourself. Sometimes less is more, Chris.

[DemetriWillingham]

what if i drink bt i did think that i didnt thnk that i thought i drank wif out thinking that i got high

[Polarbear8965]

i love chris hes so true

[lilgoodes]

soo true. he may be crazy and fucked up but this was some true shit

[Taleeshaisthebest]

i <3 uuuuuuuuuu

[Taleeshaisthebest]

@MrLaelith THEN UR STUPIED IF U DONT DONT POST ANYTHING

[jynnacj]

AMEN DONT DRINK AND WALK

i love chris crocker even tho this happend everyone makes mistakes

[jynnacj]

@MrLaelith wow disrespectful much

[DrewBludd]

Wow. Turns out people who post on YouTube are awful human beings.

[loveisrarekeepit]

You look really pretty <3

[magloe18]

Yall r SOOOO STUPID HES GAY !!!!!

[Taleeshaisthebest]

@magloe18 SO WHAT U DICK FACEEE

[lilipusion]

@magloe18 STFU B*TCH . SO WHAT IF HE'S GAY?

[shecat2467]

@magloe18 WHO CARES!!!!!?????

[FatBoyGetDowne]

@MrLaelith ,,yeah, but he's a fine looking guy....LOL

[FatBoyGetDowne]

Did you remember sucking my dick...?,,no..?....Oh well, just chock it up to the booze.

[Kigerthatiger]

im very proud of you. for this video.

[CitrusxPrincess]

Your eyes are so pretty ! <3

[XSaraWantsYouX]

I love your eyes !;D<3

[MariaKayGrace]

pause at 1:05

[TheGorgeousGirl1]

u look nice as a gurl ur eyes r bum xoxo

[RockMyLife1000]

Do you wear lenses or is that your eye color?

[ieatpearls4breakfast]

YOU LOOK SO PHRESH GIRL :D

[morganbison2]

did u go to the female or male jail?

[magikmusic1]

@morganbison2 ahahah. good question

[oxGraceAnnexo]

you have the prettiest eyes! :)

[AllyMiraculous]

You're stilll a great person XDD

[halloweenscary101bff]

my b-day is in december two :)

[KissNTellLizzyy]

you have pretty eyes<3

[PHLISCITYful]

u have really pretty eyes but i think u should fukking get ur facts straight on this gay shit

[reandce]

you say your just accepting who you are...not trying to hate or anything, but really you were made a MALE (man) and accepting that...is accepting who you are. I don't disagree with gays, but i don't exactly support them, if they wanna get married, hey its their life. Your channel is a great way to see the challenge of gays, bi's, transgender people. Thanks for posting!

[Purification8H]

You're a man forever ! never will change !!

[Paseosinperro]

i dont think thats a problem if only happens one time, is quite an experience

[DANandtheMACHINE]

if you don't want attention, why post the video??

[TheENERGYartist]

I think as a baby you were left alone in a crib and developped a disease that leaves you desperate for attention

[Paseosinperro]

@TheENERGYartist what do you hope to achieve with this comment?

[TheENERGYartist]

@Paseosinperro just trying to rationalize this shit, its not normal

[Paseosinperro]

@TheENERGYartist i have rationalized it, and what? what do you mean with with normal? what everyboby does? Anyway...you didnt answer my question, i would really want to know "what do you hope to achieve with this comment?"

[TheENERGYartist]

@Paseosinperro YAAAAAAA BAHDDDY you like trannies? thats fucking cool bro, real cool bro, y'know what I mean dawwg. Just fucking keep it real keep up the tranny love keep repping that shit bro, its hot, its courageous, its special its unique and brilliant. You're amazing bra, trannies are people too you know, we gotta love them too you know, we gotta keep it real from the heart loving those trannies. Its perfectly normal dog nothing to rationalize there just love em bro just love it like cancer

[Paseosinperro]

@TheENERGYartist So, ok, you wanted to informs us about your creative opinion about trannies. I dont have any problems with trannies...why do you?

[TheENERGYartist]

@Paseosinperro your tranny love proves that ur a really open and nice person, that you can see past irrational behavior, ur accepting of others, it shows that you're different and special and intellectual,... o wait nvm. Imagine if the world decided to be transexual, would we survive? we should all live as we expect the world to live, none of us are above others,by being tranny your making the claim that it's ok for you to behave against nature, as long as everyone else is normal we'll survive

[XxXCrystalClaireXxX]

uhm. am i the only one that think he's pretty? I'm...straight but i think ur pretty. WTF?!

[bubbleyes1]

if there is a guy hot there getting a boner off this that's sick bro thi bitch is a guy look at the adrm's apple

[hellokitty6363]

get a fhuckinn life