The worst movie ever made - Lesbian Vampire Killers

[Chastrie]

I agree, in fact, I don't recall any ass every being sucked so epically as this celluloid hoover managed to accomplish. It was only made more painful by the fact that Paul McGann, of Withnail & I fame disgraced himself by playing a role in it, a crime he can only cleanse by throwing himself into a large fire.