VDW: The Hitman

[Carlos2312]

But I never did...

[MadDogArchie64Gamer]

What I don't get is how the hell does this have so many views whereas the other vids which are much better have so few?

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@MadDogArchie64Gamer a long long time ago this video was featured by youtube on their front page

[BugisLT]

one of the best video i saw in youtube...why the hell did they stopped making videos =[

[FinderofNemo]

@BugisLT They didn't? Click on their fucking channel.

[cschultz1711]

Hhahahahahahahah

[newnumide]

``busy....im home``

LOL

[DJhongAmp]

KFC

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

47 hours... agent 47 from the hitman games

COINCIDENCE?

...probably

[MissyCassidy]

ive worked for the cia, fbi, kfc..... haha

[Levitasification]

W00t, almost a million views! I remember watching this when it had like 7,000..Up up up!

[MatthewDeSilva13]

What a man.

[MRZO1DBERG]

I also accept cookies lol funny

[slowandpainless]

best youtube video ever

[SargeTheFourth]

Haha, this is brilliant.

[duffman742]

busy.....im home!!! AAhaaha

[dxlovexb]

love this xD

[NelsonStJames]

This is a vid I found by accident, a while back, and remember it for just being too funny. I finally made an effort to find it again, and it still holds up. One word... MORE!

[TheDJHeretic]

@NelsonStJames same here i was looking for HITMAN movie trailers and clicked on this i now have both their dvds and have gone to nyc to see them live

[nocolourproduct]

awesome!

[Riggoten]

i also accept cookies LOL

[Breado2]

So funny need more

[GeneralJesh]

Pickle !

[StLennyBruce]

I love that shot of him for just one stand standing next to the river. That's funny!

[b3nny96]

funny

[Bigfurry1975]

This was about a hundred kinds of HILARIOUS!!!!!

[fordmustang96]

lol when he throws the first pickle is the best.. its so funny

[Craigslistaka]

Nice.

[ToXiLoKo]

omg, my mouth exploded in laugh at 0:31. 12:40 a.m and i started laughin out loud like crap

[MattTheMooseMan]

this video is so awesome

[fireboy116]

this is the first youtube video i ever saw and it is still good

[WillisDudena]

nice its about to break a million views...deserves so many more than that though.keep up the awesome vids guys

[darannieProductions]

"i wasnt gonna sleep without protection" idk lol

[calebtaytay]

How many pickles jars did you need

[monsterfosse]

did he die?

[viktoria731]

¨I also accept cookies¨ hahhaha

[jancarlosdv]

lol

[engamhc]

so funny!

[Freddie3113]

Hahaha this is hilarious! Especially the thumbs up hha

[squid3]

hahaha funny one xD

[iloveg25]

hehe funny! Taco Bell :P

[exact49]

lol this is so damn weird and funny XD!

[crazyboi139]

Hahahah...IT TOOK 47 HOURS lol

[Love999die]

i love this fucking video its funny as hell keep em coming

[FaithExists]

Hi. My name is Brett, and im The Hitman. I've worked for the CIA, the FBI, KFC, Boston Markets, Taco Bell and The Cosby Shelf. XD LOL!

[Vdangles5]

cosby show... lol

[RINIETHEBEST]

I also accepted cookies xD

[mirazsu]

haahhahaah so funny :D

[maddmattrocks05]

Funniest video on utube

[patrickc94]

why is he hitman 47?

[PeteBrownSurf]

from the movie :)

[senorpamedor]

lol THATS FANIRIAS LOLZ it took 47 hours by the meaning 47 he means hitman 47

[PhatalPhury]

Its so weird because youtube put this as a recommended video for me...and my name is Brett! lmao!

[fcnova]

omg

so funny

hsuhauhuaushausuhs

[FrozenIceDrop]

very funny =D

[davidvilacrus]

?!?WOW!???0:47

[Dudybay]

its easy

[kaavkw]

"Hello, my name is Brett and I am a hitman. I work for the CIA,FBI,KFC,Taco bell,Boston market and the Cosby show..." :D :D :D :D :D

[zdhitman15]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA 0:45 IS AWSOME. lmao

[rhymesPK]

you just kill yourself

double time:))oh man this is vid is awesome

great jobe dude's

[CHENLIS]

Falungi,use that word wisely

[DaDonisback1]

HAHA Great

[theENDtype0]

holy shit over 900000 hits? i watched this vid a favorited it when it was less than 2000 rofl

[HITMANCHON]

OMG dude your so funny!!!! hahaha

You owned yourself.

[xmobster5]

hahaha

[Gizpokemon12321]

oh so sad, but happy for Gizpokemon12321!

[NarutoiPodReviewer]

lol, The Cosby ShoW!

[monsterfosse]

pickle rofl

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

It took 47 hours xD

[cardoolen]

the picel kill is soo funny XD :D

[phillice15]

i love that video its so gansta! if i were to rate it id rate it 100,354,875739048376493!

[OscarLevancy]

AWESOME AGAIN!

[mBlackThunder]

haha thats awesome fun! =P

[GoreyCrust]

almost 1 million views.

[SrbskyKral]

..best one:)

[67787100]

lol times 100000000000000000000000000000­00

[Radiounge]

he jobs for tacobell?

[Carlos2312]

"first I have to wait me to come outside..... but I never did" HAHAHAHAH!!!! freaking funny! Good Job!

[u2nick]

funny

[theoneandonlygaloth]

he fucking stupid

[ratedtriplex]

LOL this was funny as hell. i was only gonna watch because i thought it was that dumbass kid that calls himself bret hart jr.

[luvgingy]

hi, i need someone taken care of...

P.S do u accept choc chip cookies?

[nxtgoldenboy1]

dude.this iz hilarious

[Erkel64]

lol

[PolishPatriot93]

Lol great vid

[propakpatriot]

lol. really funny lol lol lol lol lol

[caladabolg2nd]

omfg so very funny

[UKMAN343]

Lol loving the vids :D i tried to kill someone with a pickle but they got bored and just walked off i didnt follow lol

[hitmanreem]

LMAO!!

[matman544]

lol wtf

[Daniel1994GER]

lollooool

[bubbles2033]

BUBBLES :^D

[legomoviechamp]

Funny...

[thesulty15]

the whole vid is just plain weird

[GreekHitman]

This is my favourite video!! Really amazing!

[cripsrider]

awsome

[k3ckakal]

hahahaha

[KoscoVideos]

first I had to find out where I lived... then I had to see if I was home...

[fuzzer3000]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[bubthedamned]

i love ur videos! it says

ive worked for the cia, fbi, kfc, taco bell...

lol!!!

[ckd04]

it took 47 hours awesome

[m84hr3muk]

Damn! How did'ya do that!! LOL!!

[janusbondi]

i love when he says: i was hired to kill myself and then he takes a picture of him holding a picture of him holding a picture of him... and on and on !

[PINQINQ]

that was awesome.

[RarestSpark]

"I also accept cookies" =3

and he killed a guy with a pickle? Rofl =P

[OmegaTrooper]

brilliant

[dontcommentmehoe]

How many pickles did it take?

[membu]

I have worked for the CIA, FBI, KFC, TACO BELL, BOSTON MARKET and Cosbywhateverthatwuz... AWESOME!

[BorrisJumba]

he said the cosby show lol

[crappysk8rDL]

Where did you get the Wilhelm scream?

[AlexRupeTot]

BRILLIANT !!!

[CplDustov]

Brilliant, laughed the whole way through. :D

[jaytothekiss]

That was good keep up the good work...

[strikeaposefilm]

Great film making.

[janumarex]

That was fun

[SverreSA]

Some day I was hired to kill someone with a pickle... it took 47 hours... lmao! Just as long as it took for me to stop laughing xD

[Mikey3009]

good work xD

[Aceassassin99]

lmao make more of these

[aquariusangel182002]

lol Well, I guess they better be really damn good cookies. lol

[tylojacobs2]

good, all i need i A LOT of cookies, and all my trubbles will be gone

[toxicfire]

hahaha it made me laugh

[CoventryConnor]

Lmao so funny

[wiimanwii1]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[stubbsy1924]

Lol a hitman who accepts cookies

[KiraRatioYagami]

If only..it were true a hitman who kills for cookies

[mortaroman]

it sfunny when he gets the mission to kill himself and tracks himself down its like JUST SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD !!!!!!!

[dragonxxx5]

he must of got paid a lot to kill that guy with the pickle

[necromanzer52]

LOL I love this vid.

[BlueSharkBoy434]

"Like this one time I was hired to kill somebody with a pickle"

"It took 47 hours"

Lol

[chipmunks223]

killing a guy with a pickle lolz

[HeadToHead2]

That was awesome i laughed like 5 minutes after that video =D

[toys28]

Bizzy , I'm Home! So funny

[WiiFanAdde]

Hahah WTF? xD This was so fucking GOOD!! Hahahaa "busy, i´m home" Hahahaha xD 5 stars!!

[bossnextdoor]

cool

[renegade1179]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say... MAKE MORE VIDEOS DAMNIT. This video changed my life (well... after I awoken from my laughter induced coma).

[XXxJOK3RxXX]

LOL

[UkeaOP]

Still one of the funniest videos on youtube. "i was hired to kill somebody with a pickle... it took 47 hours." ROFLl

[ThisEarth]

loved it! friggin' hilarious work!

[terrorzar]

dam is anwesome i wait for more ^^

[hitmanhotshot]

ooo man i like that pickal part i want to do 1 but with mashmalows

[Lemondoe]

Lol ''i also accept cookies''

[gauteb419]

"bissy. I'm home" haha lol:P

[THEFURYBOY]

hahahahaha one of my personal favorites xD But u really should upload more stuff.

[MBstudiosmac]

lollll the pickle and cookies thing made me literraly laugh out loud...which I rarely do for some reason (Shut-up, I do too have a sense of humor!). Good job...but...make more movies :D

[GTAfansCR]

exelent!!!! so funny

[TrxProductions]

that was good..

[anthonyfilms]

that was funny good job.

[souljahboy3456789]

taco bell

[pshtrop]

hahaha really great video:) fantastic idea for parody of this job:D

[shangthemusic]

coolest ever!

[Hawbawbowba]

wow, cool

[Hawbawbowba]

wow, cool

[ReneDupree7]

LMAO TO FUNNY!!!!!!

[Galakticus]

Rofl! Amazing!

[Galakticus]

Rofl! Amazing!

[skylinequebec]

lol lol lol lol

[renegade1179]

Whoever made this video I would like to shake your hand. Your video changed my life, it has been 3 hours since I watched it and I still am laughing my ass off.

[ConvexFolds]

Piss Funny!

[dufse]

OK,Enough..server is troubling me as I posted to many comments, surfing your vids!So I surrender..FIRST TIME SUBSCRIBER!You got me..

Well I´m in ..pissing myself for laughing and getting inspired.

Luv u! :OD

[BMF96]

My Name Is also Brett! This is So Funny!!!

[jrdpoz]

hahahahaha can u actually do that lolol kill some1 wit a pickle lolol man thats good classic.... classic woooo too funny lolol uhhh lol

[Xburnthebeautyx]

Pickle.

Haha This is brilliant

You had me laughing for over 5 minutes!

[ramirez00210]

hahaha BRILLIANT!!!!

[Littlebrotherr]

Haha .. Roflmao .. Nice M8 ^.^

[AtheistIII]

rofl

[psychrolutes]

schizophren xD

[Randie509]

lol

[jimitheguitarist]

hahaha amazing

[shangthebest]

I also accept cookies... lol

[macaulaykzk]

hsuahsuausashu

good video

[madsgt93]

FREKIN BRILLIANT!!!

[SGT4EVA]

lol ha ha

[moss96]

m8 this is gr8 well done

[darkprecurser]

hahahhaa

[simeon06]

haha crease lol

one time i was hired to kill a man wiv a pickle legend!!!

[hitman45400]

i think thats one of the funniest videos i've ever seen

[MVsnapshot]

Hehe... I know you. =D

It's not THE funniest video. But it's clooose.

[lawlsquad]

Lmao...great movie

[DiozaCondor]

aw well done!!!!

[Antishaxx]

if i could i would rate this 6/5 Good work man :D

[hagshor]

hahahha the pickle guy was just like '' what the fuck man ? genius !

[TheCruicible]

it took 47 hours he actually killed him. LOL

[wybraniec007]

hahaha that was pretty

[TheCruicible]

I was hired to kill myself. LOL