The onion Movie

[bigshot1990]

LOL LOL COCK PUNCHER !!! that rocks

[chainsawcharlie965]

hahaha!

Steven Segal is.... The Cock Puncher!

[DMANpictures]

the movie is freaking hilarious!

[PongGod]

Oh man, I have so got to watch this one!

[RetroCeraxo]

is this the movie with Robert Hoffman ?

[bigshot1990]

LOL LOL LOL... I dun think u hav the balls.. XD

[DarkOctane]

THAT WAS GREAT!!! I watched it last weekend...so fucking funny

[timj13]

that DOES look awesome

[theFlyingGarnet]

The movie has its good points, but it's also extremely crude sometimes - that makes it less watchable, for me, at any rate.

[AllstarHunE]

cock puncher LOL

[bo88gdan]

this is so cool ! : )

[sp54584]

XDXDXD

[gilja86]

cock puncher ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[effinyeah]

omfg violent decapitations win

[swapert22]

for immature audiences only

[vendetta89]

Definitely not, being satire it's the exact opposite of that. It's a very clever movie that makes some true statements about society.

[Codeman90]

except for the fact that if your immature you wont get most of the jokes.

[skettlemeister]

he was quoting 'for immature audiences only' it says it in the trailer

[raguv2000]

yeah, some people are dense though

[minion6500]

im totally gunna download this movie illegally

[moonflower0924]

"restricting smoking to a single room in des moine." lol

[HellUnderMe05]

lol oh my gosh sooo funny

[basheer81]

this movie is just a piece of shit!

[AYTAGLAWAY]

this movie sucks.. no funny at all

those people laugh at this kind of movie are fuck in the ass

[dedede27]

lol i think i know where that one lounge room is in des moines (i live in iowa)

was the onion movie just a bunch fake stories? was it good?

[MetallicaOnline]

Dimitri is a fagget

[jogschneider]

Ahoy, '09, Feb. Friday13th Mates,

 That clip is 1min.,45secs. of wicked evil funny,eh/ OneFineDockRocker in Recovering Houston, GalvestionIs. where MardiGras (FatTues.) rules,......mdds

[LAzErfACE777]

this is f*cking hilarious

[DMWestWoodElite]

Woah i live in des moines. Weird.

[indolentlee]

lmao steven seagal kicks ass... sorry... punches cock?

[silverskyliner]

this is one of those rare times when being a canadian isnt good

[AzNsEnSaT1oN]

god i would pay so much money to walk the cock puncher

[pieopolis2424]

Thats part of the point shuck

[shuckslbj]

I wish they didn't make it look so mainstream.

[chaoticjesus]

what are you talking about "mainstream" stop trying to be cool, its SATIRE!

[3452997]

fuck

[chaosdude697]

TAKE ME ON BEHIND LOOOOL the best

[mrsugiyama]

where can i get the movie!?

[bigjt777]

you can get it on itunes or netflix's mruglyama

[vdisavm]

It worth watching it 3.7/5

[thegreatcheesedemon]

You're kidding right?

[domie18]

lol melissa cherry

[willyrobinson]

This movie is about as cool as the compulsory Mr Show film called 'Coupon'

[herunarivelice]

Checked Wikipedia. The project was originally to be headed by the Onion, but they didn't like what they did and walked away from it.

[herunarivelice]

Not as funny as their clips.

[LordoftheJamesClan]

This doesnt look like its made by the same people who make the onion news(which actually feels real and thats why its funny)

[jado818]

I think i would like cockpuncher better than any of seagal's latest stuff lol.

[matenzo]

I love the onion but the movie wasn't on par with their regular short clips.

[Waeltaker]

My musik isn´t about sex XD beddest thing i´ve ever seen

[philosophyscholar]

ahhhhhhhh that was refreshing ive been watching nwo type stuff for a while and it was a nice to know that i can still laugh at this shit

[Boriratrit]

This is awesome, scary movie is the orgin I think and I saw those movies name "The --- movie" and they are all funny but some are just weird...

[spardamanmiro00]

Move the car you old f..... bitch.XD

[inizzz]

i wish i worked for onion

[mattjeff12]

0:29 hahahaha

[Kraydleoffylth]

I want to see this movie so badly

[Umprella]

Steven Seagal: "I don't think you have the balls"

That should definitely be on AFI's 100 quotes

[chrisjsimon]

lol

the smoking ban is hilarious

kudos to Steven Seagal as well :D

[shindak666]

I can't get enough of that blue bear... lol

[kleinesSarin]

Hahaha.. ich lachte hart!

[broncosdude93]

lol cockpuncher

[10qpalzmxncbv]

such a great movie, fucken funny as hell

[Empyr3]

Cockpuncher, probably Steven Seagal's greatest movie ever.

[migkillertwo]

"its not about sex"

that was fucking awesome

[Teranex]

Got to see the movie lol.

[EraofAwakening]

I want someone to post the wigga skit. Will you do put it in?

[Tejinojin]

*gasp!* its the original sweeney todd!!! i need to see this now... its len fucking cariou!

[jpdtrmpt72]

holy crap yeah, the only really good one.

[vtjakiela]

when does this movie come out and were can you get it?

LOL COCKPUNCHER

[D4rQW4v3]

i saw this movie 3 times and i almost died by laught so funny - u must see it if u like fun

[jpdtrmpt72]

where did you see it?

[yuukisama2001]

OMG!! I may want to see this movie. I haven't seen anything this funny since 'Airplane'. This is what comedy movies has been lacking.

[Sodaboy1223]

lolz cock puncher

[roger62383]

love this movie

[roger0lajoie]

DADDY'S HOME !!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MrPacMan36]

0:28 "DADDY'S HOME! Hi dad" *decapitation*

lawlz!!!

[Sereniance]

You still try to pull the joke card! The Sa never tired.

I have been misarable watching your news programme and had difficulties to make my point bear, as i wanted to.

I called my friends and there has been a mixup, which settled to later bragg about. Yet i felt very disappointed about the thinning air of friendlieness. I had to take a walk to calm, yet, due to your liberal black to white wizzards, he´s still fine.

Regards (and do them fine)

Spencer, Hailo - Yousten wMp

[the753rdairborne]

I'd pay to see the cockpuncher movie

[DAWGFAXE]

lol lol neck belt

[mrnoname1]

omg they need to make the cockpuncher movie

[froccoli14]

Take me from behind! lol

[gta2029]

ฮาดี

[SuperAct35]

when does this come out?

[familyguy711]

its out already on DVD and on demand, if your in the US

[Maybe4321]

<3 Melissa cherry :)

[slowdownman53]

you is is like finder keep's. i see where this one is going.

[slowdownman53]

you know all moast all the video ark in breacth.  breach. and out of-reace.

[pkman947]

daddys home

[Bizzer10]

i dont think you have the balls

[MxUxFxC]

has anyone eva played the shadow777 on xbox live

[stupidboydav]

is this movie just like epic movei diaster movie scary movie and so on?

[rivertam00]

no this is funny. check out some of their clips on youtube. their channel is TheOnion

[pyrocow101]

i saw the movie its got some good humor in it but no real story line

[fuzzplugjones]

You fail.

[XDassasLoL]

Where can see that Cockpuncher movie no I mean Onion movie!!!

[DerAntagonist]

oh fuck I wanna see that cock puncher movie so bad oO

[dasche]

lol cock puncher

[Knetschkopf]

This movie is about as good as meet the spartans. It has no story, but a few "toilet-humor" jokes that are hilarious.

[ForeignerD]

MOVE THE CAR YOU OLD FUCKIN' BITCH!!

Lolol

[Belinda032007]

1:42-1:50 it the funniest part!check out my vids!

[HighKingOfDalliance]

but the thing ends at 1:45?

[TamaHAHA]

lol!!!

thats pretty funy actually lol

[wreckedpc]

Bunny humping the chick was funniest thing I had seen for quite some time. Fuck Yeah.

[WillDjforfood]

it was a bear

[acerchaser]

I thought it was cookie monster. His fcking fur is BLUE!

[DeDeDurINC]

lol this is funnny

[Mcheetah]

What about our good friend, Armed Gunman?

[sobrietyrules]

I can hardly say the word without bursting into fits of uncontrolable laughter

[TimeDawg]

I laughed so hard when the word "Cockpuncher" came out of the announcer's mouth. Dear God that was funny.

[Horhellito]

Damn...just bought one of them vehicles with a neckbelt :) Lucky for me I saw this movie and I removed it, thus not getting violently decapitated :)

[himynameisalvin]

lol :30

[neptho]

Was this written by Vince Offer? This really looks as bad as "Underground Comedy Movie".

Stick to selling Shamwows.

[cisco9x]

Its not as good as the Disaster Movie

[Miniyeti1]

goto hell

[NZenglishman]

seen it twice wana watch it again its the funniest thing ever!

[ishmari14]

my music isnt about sex..

MOVE THE CAR YOU COLD FKING BITCH!

*rated immature audiences only!*

i dont think you have the balls..

[chatelet55]

YOu should be a court reporter

[keywielder92]

i dont think you have the balls

[chrissyIV1999]

Rofl

[themexicancrew4]

cock puncher

[hombremonja]

i saw this move fellas... believe me its HILLARIOUS... so so funny

[Shindai]

Fuck yes, I'd watch Cockpuncher XD

[littleandzz]

look super funny  XD

[ScuzziMedia]

Very funny!

[v065346]

Awesome when did this come out?

[PortentosusSVK]

cockpuncher :D

[Progressive45]

VIOLENT DECAPITATION

[Aeonan]

FTW

[TheLogicJunkie]

This trailer is funny, because it's just the funny parts. But the vast majority of the actual movie is dead space that bores you to tears, and even the acting is mugging, and isn't done with the same dry personality and wit as the Onion clips that are shown on YouTube.

The movie doesn't follow the style of the usual Onion clips... it tries, instead, to be "wacky" and "zany", and that never, ever works... unless it's making funny of "wacky and zany", which isn't what it's doing.

[TheLogicJunkie]

The Onion video clips are funny, but I rented this "Onion Movie", and it seriously sucked. I didn't even watch 10 minutes of it... it was that corny and unfunny.

[asa101XL]

fuck this was boring, olny 12 year old boys could think this shit is funny, although cockpuncher and neck belt were semi funny.

[shingo91]

that movie looks funny as hell

[HOLYCC]

that is awesome!!!

[gamerz654]

he was punching dummy cocks for 32 years

lmaoooooo

[greendaybiggestfan12]

i like the neckbelt

i fell out of my chair

lol

[Mortalitas4379]

The blue bear, holy shit I nearly fell out of my chair hahahahaha.

[SkeezlyHumdoglets]

Remember years ago when cockpunching was considered bad form? Now they're making movies about it. I'm going to the baseball store and buying a cup.

[talentscout32]

funniest movie ive ever seen

[TheLogicJunkie]

You should consult a neurologist.

[TheGoliad]

Cockpuncher!

[danatrance]

cockhunter :DDDDDDD not puncher^^ just joke^^

[Cokoholicar]

I don't think you have the balls..... hahahahaha

[etothedtotheward]

I saw the movie and now i know why it was sent straight to DvD and never end up on the big screen.

[Killazaa]

Bad, or good? Bad as in X rated stuff. :P Or good as in it wasnt funny enough to go to Theater or somthing?

[gamerz654]

that guy is crazy that was funny and there wasnt too much x rated stuff i have seen much more in the theater

[panicdoll212]

HA!!! neck belts! xD

[imdubsfriend]

lmao

[Eddayson]

Just finished the movie, loved it - my favorite parts were the gay cruise ship, little known racial stereotypes, and the handicapped sports heroes.

I never knew puerto ricans could dangle from steel beams for hours!

[DMANpictures]

DADDYS HOME!!! lol!

[GolbeeIzloptrijik]

Cock punchers are cool and everything,but I'd like to be a Cunt puncher or Tit kicker.I could be a black belt Taint chewer.My mom was a champion Ass beater and Throat screamer.

[USA04July1776]

Cock Puncher! "I don't think you have the balls..." ROFL!!

[jeugdeuroparevolutie]

into the mouth, into the mouth

[sheburns12]

this movie was hilarious

"this just in, some person has misplaced a PAIR OF BLACK SOCKS"

[19PancakesOnMyDick]

Only ten today,I'm hoping for two more by midday.The syrup is making my balls itch and I'm sticking to my leather sofa. But I have to be careful,because yesterday the pancakes just "slid" off hitting my dog on the forehead.

[GOxPACKERS]

depression hits losers the hardest lol thts great

[2mad4u99]

Ive seen this movie its good but its REALLY racist

[Nemesis0300]

steven segeal lololololololoolololololololol

[losereses]

hahaha lol take fro behind

[k321k321]

haha, i love this movie.

[bleacherfan99]

that kicked some serious as...i mean cock

[gerfall]

cock puncher... lmfaooooooo

[AlextheTitan]

Lol

[eddt67]

ok - this looks great!

[Thomaslaughter]

lol that was funny.

the melissa cherry thing

[VideosOfGlory]

funny - hi dad!! lmao

[CrypticCrypsis]

rofl. lmao. hahahaha

[MiyuYamazakiGAL101]

lol!

[damobabes]

is that cock puncher a real film cos if so looks funny would luv to watch it

[Linkster2o]

I lol'd at the smoking ban.