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  • I thought I was the only one who works out and thinks to myself "20 more minutes and I can stop at Taco Bell on the way home."

  • yes, yoga is a joke

  • anyone else notice this is the same bit that was in "I Say Nay Nay"?

  • Take your head and stick it up your ass!!!! wat.

  • Let me get this Krispy Kreme in here. LOL

  • DID THEY SCOTCH GUARD THIS AT THE FACTORY?!?!?!

  • he's hilarious

  • I can't eat and watch this its just to funny XD

  • roflmfao!! u can watch this a billion times and still laugh

  • this is practically the same show as '' I say nay nay'' ... :/

  • @lorrekut Yeah he's just older. Eh we still think its funny.

  • @Dragonange18 It's still funny, yeah.

    But it's kind of a pity That it's the same show

  • @lorrekut Eh maybe he's having trouble thinking of new stuff.

  • @lorrekut Most comics stick with there most popular stuff and then add little things in. everyone does this, its hard to keep coming up with new stuff every show.

  • RAVIOLIS AND A NAP! RAVIOLIS AND A NAP!

    lol i need to see this guy again

  • I swallowed a quarter when I was 7, $50 came out!

    John, I love you man. The coolest fat guy I've ever seen.

  • John Pinette helped inspire me to exercise more and around the last five minutes of the first time on the horrible machine i was yelling, "Pop tarts and candy better shoot out of this flipping thing when i finish!!!"

  • Love this guy! so funny!!

  • John you come out here and exercise! You can be >>> if your lifestyle wont allow it!...GET OFF MY LAWN!!! UNLESS YOU HAVE DONUTS!!! hahahahahahahahaha xD

  • Almost the same routine from "I say nay, nay"

  • "Raviolis and a nap! Raviolis and a nap!"

  • "Ohhhhh. I think you're gonna win the trip to Washington this year." hahahahahahaha

  • "How do you feel." "Good." Twitch. Twitch.

    *dies from laughter* Oh my god, John I love you.

  • I had cravings. When you drive by a bakery and you jump out of a moving vehicle, that's a craving!

  • This never gets old. HILARIOUS!!!

  • How do you feel? Good (wink wink) How do you feel? Good. How do you feel? Ga..GOOD!

  • 'take your head and stck it in your ass'

    'i cant do that'

    they said 'do what you can'

    i didnt know what that meant so i left

    LMAO!!!

    and dr. phil. LMAO!

    "get off my lawn!!"

    unless you have donuts

  • @iamchibisango I agree, some of the funniest parts in his routine.

  • "I swallowed a quarter when I was 7, 50 dollars came out."

    LMAO

  • warning do not eat while watching this. you WILL choke ... trust me :))) i love youu john

  • lol, I obey the law too.

  • america will never be skinny, forget that LA tai chi way of living

  • "ravoli and a nap! ravoli and a nap!" haha!!

  • ravioli and a nap ravioli and a nap ravioli and a nap. LOL!

  • I have the same problem John does. I'll go for a 50 mile bike ride...then eat $40 worth of Chinese food in one sitting.

  • they said i wouldnt have cravings i felt lied to when you drive by a bakery and jump out of a moving vehicle thats a craving lol

  • this guy is great!! my side hurts from laughing!!!

  • That big giant ball....

    I looked like a baby holding it

    lol

  • "I don't do ups! Ups defy gravity; gravity is a law; I obey the law!"

    Epic shit, man! Epic shit!

  • @dstebbin It certainly is epic. I know, I saw him live with Bill Engvall. Bill was the headlining act, but my brother said John here was funnier.

  • @dstebbin I say that to Porfie, who runs the gym at my job. lol

  • i luv this guy hes so funny i dont do ups

    lol

  • THAT WAS THE LAST ONE!

  • My trainer asks that, too. I just tell her the truth! "Terrible! Look what you're making me do!"

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