Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos. Anything is possible on YouTube. I'm on a mac
@afrim502 you stole that from a comment who evolved from MINECRAFT. and you are probably on a pc. who makes no difference, im on my PS3. who cares. im not getting tumbs up. now go get a life.
@SnoBlackMelbkour I posted this comment 2 days ago. That wasn't the top comment last time. So I didn't know. And don't cuss out people you don't know. It's rude. Someone could be ready to commit suicide one day and you could make them feel worse and then they'd kill themselves. You're rude. A good guy friend of mine said "Treat people as you would treat your sister or your mother."
I just switched to Hardly Working after watching a bunch of Jake and Amirs. So everytime Jake comes on screen I keep waiting for Amir to show up and vice versa.
@Mixmastermehdi you got a full egative comment! ORIGINAL COMMENT: I wish I had a top comment I mean I haven't gotten one in weeks, WHY???????? incase you cant find it
@sirgobbleburger Who the hell are you? I dont remember talking to you. Go away. I accidently added one letter. Sorry. I must be such a bad speller. Shut the hell up and leave.
Whenever I think of killing myself i watch these videos and it always makes me feel better.
theravinglunatic470 3 days ago in playlist Season 1
@theravinglunatic470 wow... thats some serious shit but ok =D
NineTaledGundam 2 days ago
There may be something wrong with me... I heard "Radios, Bodies, Prius"
theriddlen 3 days ago
i would have been much faster with a penis identification
animetyrant12 3 days ago in playlist Season 1
why is Sarah shoving rainbows, bunnies, and dreams down the toilet?
erikthemagicalpanda 6 days ago
Why wouldn't you just climb under/over the locked stall doors?
swimteamizzle1114 1 week ago
is it weird that i know the bristol stool scale
kcajeeserb 1 week ago
@kcajeeserb yes
GenericUsernameism 1 week ago
@kcajeeserb nope basic nutrition class
zackboomer 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
T.Hanks you
Edd360 1 week ago
0:20 "welcome back daniel gerweirwerwitch
MtLionProductionz 1 week ago
ive really gotta go to bed now
GloriousGazelle 2 weeks ago
fuck you... :( I wanted to make a T Hank you comment -..-
Achromos656 2 weeks ago
Welcome back, Daniel Gureuweruwerwitch
dAntheredalien 2 weeks ago
I got really scared when he was about to describe Sarah's "last deposit"
tommyguns1337 2 weeks ago
why is the colleg humour staff obsessed with jumper? xD
LieutenantYram 3 weeks ago
@LieutenantYram You forgot the "e" on "college".
recordnerd21 2 weeks ago
@recordnerd21
I didn't forget, it was a typo.
LieutenantYram 2 weeks ago
@LieutenantYram Haha I know. It was a joke haha.
recordnerd21 2 weeks ago
I thought the computer was going to say for Sarah's that it was urine with human chorionic gonadotropin, that would've been funnier :P
Vindictify 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
I think Josh has a crush on Hayden Christensen.
xXHawkCheerXx 3 weeks ago
Girls poop
Mario1223345 3 weeks ago 4
@Mario1223345 no they dont
jimmy8380980 3 weeks ago in playlist Hardly Working
Why is Jake always talking about Jumper??
Zodorac 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
tahank you.
TheyCallMeTheBdawg 1 month ago
and please keep your shirt on when using the toilet this time lol
lebowskanator 1 month ago
1:42 - "tehankyou"
Davedude111 1 month ago 59
thumbs up if you dont think shrimp is fished by elves
TheMonsterUnderDaBed 1 month ago
Last deposit...Rainbows, Bunnies and Dreams WTF? hahahaha
Gallo1307 1 month ago 115
@Gallo1307 girls dont poop, you didnt know?
frigginchocolate2 4 weeks ago
@frigginchocolate2 Does that mean 2 girls 1 cup is fake?
enemY1990 3 weeks ago
@enemY1990 yup, its too guys that had sex changes and boob implants
frigginchocolate2 3 weeks ago
@Gallo1307 cuz girls dont poop hahahahaha
SKATE4OKI 4 days ago
tuhank you
tgale34 1 month ago
thanks for clearing that up, @adarshsly. I thought it was saying "Daniel's body entrails"
IamTheTimBecker 1 month ago
"Welcome back Daniel Guehehehe-ich" lol
dks2398 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
It's 4:00 in the morning. I have a Modern European History final in a few hours. CURSE YOU, COLLEGEHUMOR!!!!!
benawisphoenix 1 month ago
@cellojello555
That was streeter voice
twansition 1 month ago
tuh-hank you.
QuiteHonestly5 1 month ago
Hahahahahaahahaha rainbows, bunnies and dreams! Was that amirs voice on the monitor?
CelloJello555 1 month ago
Rainbows, bunnies, & dreams ... Lol!
lcusatis 1 month ago
funny they can put high tech locks but cant put oil in the hinge to stop squeaking lol
ifba100 1 month ago
Marina!
bmdeerwester 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
TAH ANK YOU...
MrJumboshrimp13 1 month ago
tuh hank you.
SmurfettesAWhore 1 month ago
i love how it mispronounced his lame. lmao
jerryhonson2 1 month ago
"Rainbows, bunnies, and (what.....??)" ..... LOL
77777computerperson 1 month ago
@77777computerperson dreams
redhood1599 1 month ago
@redhood1599 Oh ok. LOL
77777computerperson 1 month ago
@77777computerperson bears.
missjocelynmarie2you 1 month ago
@missjocelynmarie2you Oh ok. LOL
77777computerperson 1 month ago
Amir doing the voice xD
strikez157 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@strikez157 Nope, it's definitely Streeter's voice. Wow, I really spend too much of my life watching these guys... :)
woodpigeon66 3 weeks ago
Teh-hank you
123ev456 2 months ago
Is a one pound turd not considered a sentient being?
SpankTV 2 months ago
Last one! Then I will go to bed!.. Oouh! "Hardly Working: Airplane" must see ^^
IWishIWasWhiteAgain 2 months ago
lmfao
prettyjulu 2 months ago
College Humor made me Bust an All Nighter >.<
SuperlNova 2 months ago
i´w been watching CH for 4 hours...does this never end!!!???
randomguy2274 2 months ago
@randomguy2274 i hope not ;)
liveforhardstyleshuf 1 month ago
Why does sarah look so proud?
avengers277 2 months ago
@avengers277 Sarah looks proud because she deposited rainbows, puppies, and dreams.
Dhesyca 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Triwop ur a fag
Rangerking645 2 months ago
i need to go to bed... but i cant stop watching :(
nikkinikki0651 2 months ago
Hey, who doesn't dream about depositing gay fuckbunnies in the ass?
Tritwop 2 months ago
"You last deposit, Rainbows, Bunnies, and Dreams."
mymusicrocks12345 2 months ago
ta hank you
AceinTheWhole1337 2 months ago
1:14 was that a wombach?
happyhappy70 2 months ago
Te-hank you :)
WeAreAirborne 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
ah had trouble breathing on this one =P so funny =3
Overlimed 2 months ago
dan has lovely eyelashes :)
evenangelswillfall 2 months ago
anyone else think the voice sounds like a robot version of cartmen from south park?
6c685 2 months ago
@6c685 it's streeter
tf2fan006 2 months ago
fucking barbie add...
BAWSS3000 2 months ago
Front to back?
JoshLikeCrazy 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@afrim502 lol
Wazahm 2 months ago
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1dEmRTE 2 months ago
david eyes went weird at 1:36
MadWalrus97 2 months ago
I need to take a doodoo big time!
anthonyboulos 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Pluto isn't a planet.
IQSubZero 2 months ago
Front to back? I thought only girls wipe that way?
1989Beefcake 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@LilSceneDino fuck off retard, you're wrong and a copycat.
TheyCallMeBlackBeard 2 months ago
That thing is a bathroom Nazi.
Socrates2851 3 months ago
Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos. Anything is possible on YouTube. I'm on a mac
afrim502 3 months ago 2
@afrim502 you stole that from a comment who evolved from MINECRAFT. and you are probably on a pc. who makes no difference, im on my PS3. who cares. im not getting tumbs up. now go get a life.
winky7575 3 months ago
@afrim502 u got that from ray william johnson and nobody even gave u a thumbs up so yeah.....
ericamurray77 3 months ago
@afrim502 y must pplz post irrelevant things and be desperate for thumbs up, i rly dont understand
dukeaddict237 3 months ago
What did the lock say to Sarah at the end?
LilSceneDino 3 months ago
@LilSceneDino TOP COMMENT SHITHEAD
SnoBlackMelbkour 3 months ago
@SnoBlackMelbkour I posted this comment 2 days ago. That wasn't the top comment last time. So I didn't know. And don't cuss out people you don't know. It's rude. Someone could be ready to commit suicide one day and you could make them feel worse and then they'd kill themselves. You're rude. A good guy friend of mine said "Treat people as you would treat your sister or your mother."
LilSceneDino 3 months ago
1:26 courage wolf
profssrfunk 3 months ago 2
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profssrfunk 3 months ago
Ta-hank yuu.
0026sd 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
please remember to wash your hands this time ? lol
80Kpml08 3 months ago 38
t-hank you
foxerooniez 3 months ago 2
ta-hank u ftw
itubeudont 3 months ago
oh well its better that he never knew it was all recorded :P!
L2DragonHunter 3 months ago
Haha they are always making fun of Jumper.
ZhouFantastic 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@ZhouFantastic Not making fun of, they're usually talking it up.
TheMatTruck 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I need some lubrican too
ok2431 4 months ago
cockblocked o.d
arowdareapa 4 months ago
I wish the computer had said "last deposit: fecal matter, urine, and semen." for dan.
animation508 4 months ago 2
why at the end is there a sound that sounds like a sumo
TOASTER867 4 months ago
it must be a prank by amir
camerabox1 4 months ago
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ninterd 4 months ago
t-hank you
TheZachius 4 months ago
front to back? dang thats weird
dizquier91 4 months ago
@dizquier91 if you go the other way you'll get shit on your balls...
shmeckle 4 months ago 29
welcome back daniel gurereurewitch
Juoplify 5 months ago 2
t-hankyou
wikidstix123 5 months ago
I haven't laughed so hard in a while!! Thanks, CH!
Boogawes 5 months ago
Why is Jake obsessed with jumper? xp
MortalShowdown 5 months ago
that machine wasted dan's time so long he was thinking: " too late... "
QuiickScopedYa 5 months ago
damn suggestions, i've been watching college humour for over 2 hours now...
Greatscott0420 5 months ago 164
@Greatscott0420 Just 2 hours?....SIR I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! :3
nomargoku 2 months ago
@Greatscott0420 3 here -.-
TheBlekko 1 month ago
did anyone notice the lock said tahank you?
LegoAnimation2k11 5 months ago 3
we could have been homies...i would love to drink you...come on over her man...you know what time it is
AdR3NALiNExRuSH 5 months ago
Oh hey, it's Marina again! :D I love seeing the minor characters.
1337myles 5 months ago
lol "t-hank you"
TheBadness98 5 months ago
does anyone else notice how they're always referencing "Jumper"?
rexal96 5 months ago
I just switched to Hardly Working after watching a bunch of Jake and Amirs. So everytime Jake comes on screen I keep waiting for Amir to show up and vice versa.
SnowAngel114118 5 months ago 5
Welcome back, Dan gelgarelra Gurewitch.
Stinian28 5 months ago
Tuh-hank yew.
Xzxander 5 months ago 2
LAST DEPOSIT FOR SARAH WAS RAINBOWS, BUNNIES, AND DREAMS
barefoot138 5 months ago
What did the lock say to sarah about what her last deposit was??
dancestarabc 5 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I wish I had a top comment I mean I haven't gotten one in weeks, WHY????????
Mixmastermehdi 5 months ago
@Mixmastermehdi Coz your comments are crap
kulkid07 5 months ago
@Mixmastermehdi Because we can tell that you are desperate
Haguatchi 5 months ago
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@Mixmastermehdi you got a full egative comment! ORIGINAL COMMENT: I wish I had a top comment I mean I haven't gotten one in weeks, WHY???????? incase you cant find it
Creepernator 5 months ago
Does anyone else think the voice is amir's?
babytrigirl 5 months ago
the last part is cute.
dantewong4325 5 months ago
Welcome back Dan gurglglrgulrlglwitch.
Joricky12 5 months ago 134
@sirgobbleburger you spelled spelled wrong while teaching someone on spelling. lol FAIL.
Dillyx1337 6 months ago
@Dillyx1337 Its only in America where 'spelled ' is used. In UK nd Aus it's spelt. He didnt Fail, hes just from another country....
ValleyOfChrome2112 5 months ago
@ValleyOfChrome2112 we use spelled in canada too
ifellupthestairs 5 months ago
what is it with college humor and the movie jumper???
DistinctlyRandom 6 months ago
Dont hate on redmage2000 just cuz he spelled something wrong screw off fags and get a mother f***ing life
XxNif3XOnlyxX 6 months ago
Daniel Gurewwehweh....
Silivrin1 6 months ago 7
@sirgobbleburger Who the hell are you? I dont remember talking to you. Go away. I accidently added one letter. Sorry. I must be such a bad speller. Shut the hell up and leave.
redmage2000 6 months ago
Thats Streeter's voice
matter930 6 months ago
girl with pigtails is cute :)
YuupTheGreatness 6 months ago
T-Hank u
xXVan7HelsingXx 6 months ago
Sarah Shniyyeeduur
95IMPULSE 6 months ago
I love the voice.
erasse11 6 months ago
T-HANK EUW.
BartimaeusTrilogyFan 6 months ago 5
omg they love Jumper...
HermioneTPR 6 months ago
I do back to front.
just sayin'
thebaconrevolution 6 months ago
@thebaconrevolution what if your hand slipped and you got shit all on your balls? assuming your a boy, but i could be wrong.
dwarfbulldog 6 months ago
Tah - Hank you
TheZachius 6 months ago
@magnum4561...u spelled DODO which is an extinct bird...he said doodoo in the video
KEG8YOU88 6 months ago
@KEG8YOU88 so fucking interesting
chigeh 6 months ago
@KEG8YOU88 Wow really? Can you decipher this one for me? Stop been a unecessary ass whole. U under stood what he wuz saying did'nt u?
redmage2000 6 months ago
@redmage2000 An unecessary ass HOLE..... what you said was just ridiculous
123456789imthatguy 6 months ago
@123456789imthatguy You obviously don't get that that was the point of the commnent. I know how to spell fine, thanks.
redmage2000 6 months ago
imaging this thing in moment of emergency like you cant hold for not more than 6 secs and this thing arrives in front of you
btw that girls laghing voice scary
AsianSkillzInd 6 months ago
the voice sounds like a robot version of cartman off southpark
nickwillsk8formoney 6 months ago
WIPING DIRECTION
FRONT TO BACK
I WOULD LIKE SIDE TO SIDE XD
RememberMeAsACritic 6 months ago
Some people can post some weird comments.
AAtripleB 6 months ago
i need to take a dodo lol
magnum4561 6 months ago
Couldn't he have waited until the girls passed to answer?
doododdly 6 months ago
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liveforhardstyleshuf 6 months ago
TA-HANK YOU.
PinkeCarrot 6 months ago
Man Dan is a REALLY good actor in all the college humor series!
k02hx 6 months ago
I have collegehumor insomnia
tracelight24 6 months ago 4
welcome back, daniel gurADKNIEFVIDrich
SpamMuffinz 6 months ago 9
t-hank you
lol :)
gangstergirl554 6 months ago
What does the door lock say to Sarah at the end? Last deposit was ___,___ and ___. I cant understand what its saying XD lol
Kzar5678 6 months ago
@Kzar5678 Last deposit was Rainbows, pony's and the last one i cant really figure out either
Toushirouh10th 6 months ago
@Toushirouh10th adarshsly says that it was rainbows, bunnies and dreams. I think it is that
Kzar5678 6 months ago
@Kzar5678 rainbows bunnies and dreams
mjm2z 6 months ago
God lol, at least don't have that shit in school xD
alex054739 6 months ago
Why did the bathroom god in the door sound French?
lizzielonglegs 6 months ago
an odd amount of videos feature dan taking a sh*t...
sanjana14081992 6 months ago
It sounds like Cartman and Stephen Hawking
EddyBear360 6 months ago
@EddyBear360 lol it does
terem098 6 months ago
WTF is with this Jumper thing? Were they making fun of it or promoting it?
FRr3AkOnALEaSh 7 months ago
the password is 319
BARCAFANX10 7 months ago
FUCK OFF PAGERAGE
EPICDEBO 7 months ago 2
last deposit for sarah was rain-bow, bunnies and d-reams
adarshsly 7 months ago 297
whats with the hyphens? @adarshsly
MrChannelReview 6 months ago
@MrChannelReview thats how the computerized voice says it.
Oxylepy 6 months ago
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@MrChannelReview im going to fuck you so hard you grow balls on the vagina that is going to grow from your balls
ericsyutubeaccount 6 months ago