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  • Whenever I think of killing myself i watch these videos and it always makes me feel better.

  • @theravinglunatic470 wow... thats some serious shit but ok =D

  • There may be something wrong with me... I heard "Radios, Bodies, Prius"

  • i would have been much faster with a penis identification

  • why is Sarah shoving rainbows, bunnies, and dreams down the toilet?

  • Why wouldn't you just climb under/over the locked stall doors?

  • is it weird that i know the bristol stool scale

  • @kcajeeserb yes

  • @kcajeeserb nope basic nutrition class

  • T.Hanks you

  • 0:20 "welcome back daniel gerweirwerwitch

  • ive really gotta go to bed now

  • fuck you... :( I wanted to make a T Hank you comment -..-

  • Welcome back, Daniel Gureuweruwerwitch

  • I got really scared when he was about to describe Sarah's "last deposit"

  • why is the colleg humour staff obsessed with jumper? xD

  • @LieutenantYram You forgot the "e" on "college".

  • @recordnerd21

    I didn't forget, it was a typo.

  • @LieutenantYram Haha I know. It was a joke haha.

  • I thought the computer was going to say for Sarah's that it was urine with human chorionic gonadotropin, that would've been funnier :P

  • I think Josh has a crush on Hayden Christensen.

  • Girls poop

  • @Mario1223345 no they dont

  • Why is Jake always talking about Jumper??

  • tahank you.

  • and please keep your shirt on when using the toilet this time lol

  • 1:42 - "tehankyou"

  • thumbs up if you dont think shrimp is fished by elves

  • Last deposit...Rainbows, Bunnies and Dreams WTF? hahahaha

  • @Gallo1307 girls dont poop, you didnt know?

  • @frigginchocolate2 Does that mean 2 girls 1 cup is fake?

  • @enemY1990 yup, its too guys that had sex changes and boob implants

  • @Gallo1307 cuz girls dont poop hahahahaha

  • tuhank you

  • thanks for clearing that up, @adarshsly. I thought it was saying "Daniel's body entrails"

  • "Welcome back Daniel Guehehehe-ich" lol

  • It's 4:00 in the morning. I have a Modern European History final in a few hours. CURSE YOU, COLLEGEHUMOR!!!!!

  • @cellojello555

    That was streeter voice

  • tuh-hank you.

  • Hahahahahaahahaha rainbows, bunnies and dreams! Was that amirs voice on the monitor?

  • Rainbows, bunnies, & dreams ... Lol!

  • funny they can put high tech locks but cant put oil in the hinge to stop squeaking lol

  • Marina!

  • TAH ANK YOU...

  • tuh hank you.

  • i love how it mispronounced his lame. lmao

  • "Rainbows, bunnies, and (what.....??)" ..... LOL

  • @redhood1599 Oh ok. LOL

  • @missjocelynmarie2you Oh ok. LOL

  • Amir doing the voice xD

  • @strikez157 Nope, it's definitely Streeter's voice. Wow, I really spend too much of my life watching these guys... :)

  • Teh-hank you

  • Is a one pound turd not considered a sentient being?

  • Last one! Then I will go to bed!.. Oouh! "Hardly Working: Airplane" must see ^^

  • lmfao

  • College Humor made me Bust an All Nighter >.<

  • i´w been watching CH for 4 hours...does this never end!!!???

  • @randomguy2274 i hope not ;)

  • Why does sarah look so proud?

  • @avengers277 Sarah looks proud because she deposited rainbows, puppies, and dreams.

  • Triwop ur a fag

  • i need to go to bed... but i cant stop watching :(

  • Hey, who doesn't dream about depositing gay fuckbunnies in the ass?

  • "You last deposit, Rainbows, Bunnies, and Dreams."

  • ta hank you

  • 1:14 was that a wombach?

  • Te-hank you :)

  • ah had trouble breathing on this one =P so funny =3

  • dan has lovely eyelashes :)

  • anyone else think the voice sounds like a robot version of cartmen from south park?

  • @6c685 it's streeter

  • fucking barbie add...

  • Front to back?

  • @afrim502 lol

  • WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • david eyes went weird at 1:36

  • I need to take a doodoo big time!

  • Pluto isn't a planet.

  • Front to back? I thought only girls wipe that way?

  • @LilSceneDino fuck off retard, you're wrong and a copycat.

  • That thing is a bathroom Nazi.

  • Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos. Anything is possible on YouTube. I'm on a mac

  • @afrim502 you stole that from a comment who evolved from MINECRAFT. and you are probably on a pc. who makes no difference, im on my PS3. who cares. im not getting tumbs up. now go get a life.

  • @afrim502 u got that from ray william johnson and nobody even gave u a thumbs up so yeah.....

  • @afrim502 y must pplz post irrelevant things and be desperate for thumbs up, i rly dont understand

  • What did the lock say to Sarah at the end?

  • @LilSceneDino TOP COMMENT SHITHEAD

  • @SnoBlackMelbkour I posted this comment 2 days ago. That wasn't the top comment last time. So I didn't know. And don't cuss out people you don't know. It's rude. Someone could be ready to commit suicide one day and you could make them feel worse and then they'd kill themselves. You're rude. A good guy friend of mine said "Treat people as you would treat your sister or your mother."

  • 1:26 courage wolf

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  • Ta-hank yuu.

  • please remember to wash your hands this time ? lol

  • t-hank you

  • ta-hank u ftw

  • oh well its better that he never knew it was all recorded :P!

  • Haha they are always making fun of Jumper.

  • @ZhouFantastic Not making fun of, they're usually talking it up.

  • I need some lubrican too

  • cockblocked o.d

  • I wish the computer had said "last deposit: fecal matter, urine, and semen." for dan.

  • why at the end is there a sound that sounds like a sumo

  • it must be a prank by amir

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  • t-hank you

  • front to back? dang thats weird

  • @dizquier91 if you go the other way you'll get shit on your balls...

  • welcome back daniel gurereurewitch

  • t-hankyou

  • I haven't laughed so hard in a while!! Thanks, CH!

  • Why is Jake obsessed with jumper? xp

  • that machine wasted dan's time so long he was thinking: " too late... "

  • damn suggestions, i've been watching college humour for over 2 hours now...

  • @Greatscott0420 Just 2 hours?....SIR I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! :3

  • @Greatscott0420 3 here -.-

  • did anyone notice the lock said tahank you?

  • we could have been homies...i would love to drink you...come on over her man...you know what time it is

  • Oh hey, it's Marina again! :D I love seeing the minor characters.

  • lol "t-hank you"

  • does anyone else notice how they're always referencing "Jumper"?

  • I just switched to Hardly Working after watching a bunch of Jake and Amirs. So everytime Jake comes on screen I keep waiting for Amir to show up and vice versa.

  • Welcome back, Dan gelgarelra Gurewitch.

  • Tuh-hank yew.

  • LAST DEPOSIT FOR SARAH WAS RAINBOWS, BUNNIES, AND DREAMS

  • What did the lock say to sarah about what her last deposit was??

  • @Mixmastermehdi  Coz your comments are crap

  • @Mixmastermehdi Because we can tell that you are desperate

  • Does anyone else think the voice is amir's?

  • the last part is cute.

  • Welcome back Dan gurglglrgulrlglwitch.

  • @sirgobbleburger you spelled spelled wrong while teaching someone on spelling. lol FAIL.

  • @Dillyx1337 Its only in America where 'spelled ' is used. In UK nd Aus it's spelt. He didnt Fail, hes just from another country....

  • @ValleyOfChrome2112 we use spelled in canada too

  • what is it with college humor and the movie jumper???

  • Dont hate on redmage2000 just cuz he spelled something wrong screw off fags and get a mother f***ing life

  • Daniel Gurewwehweh....

  • @sirgobbleburger Who the hell are you? I dont remember talking to you. Go away. I accidently added one letter. Sorry. I must be such a bad speller. Shut the hell up and leave.

  • Thats Streeter's voice

  • girl with pigtails is cute :)

  • T-Hank u

  • Sarah Shniyyeeduur

  • I love the voice.

  • T-HANK EUW.

  • omg they love Jumper...

  • I do back to front.

    just sayin'

  • @thebaconrevolution what if your hand slipped and you got shit all on your balls? assuming your a boy, but i could be wrong.

  • Tah - Hank you

  • @magnum4561...u spelled DODO which is an extinct bird...he said doodoo in the video

  • @KEG8YOU88 so fucking interesting

  • @KEG8YOU88 Wow really? Can you decipher this one for me? Stop been a unecessary ass whole. U under stood what he wuz saying did'nt u?

  • @redmage2000 An unecessary ass HOLE..... what you said was just ridiculous

  • @123456789imthatguy You obviously don't get that that was the point of the commnent. I know how to spell fine, thanks.

  • imaging this thing in moment of emergency like you cant hold for not more than 6 secs and this thing arrives in front of you

    btw that girls laghing voice scary

  • the voice sounds like a robot version of cartman off southpark

  • WIPING DIRECTION

    FRONT TO BACK

    I WOULD LIKE SIDE TO SIDE XD

  • Some people can post some weird comments.

  • i need to take a dodo lol

  • Couldn't he have waited until the girls passed to answer?

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  • TA-HANK YOU.

  • Man Dan is a REALLY good actor in all the college humor series!

  • I have collegehumor insomnia

    

  • welcome back, daniel gurADKNIEFVIDrich

  • t-hank you

    lol :)

  • What does the door lock say to Sarah at the end? Last deposit was ___,___ and ___. I cant understand what its saying XD lol

  • @Kzar5678 Last deposit was Rainbows, pony's and the last one i cant really figure out either

  • @Toushirouh10th adarshsly says that it was rainbows, bunnies and dreams. I think it is that

  • @Kzar5678 rainbows bunnies and dreams

  • God lol, at least don't have that shit in school xD

  • Why did the bathroom god in the door sound French?

  • an odd amount of videos feature dan taking a sh*t...

  • It sounds like Cartman and Stephen Hawking

  • @EddyBear360 lol it does

  • WTF is with this Jumper thing? Were they making fun of it or promoting it?

  • the password is 319

  • FUCK OFF PAGERAGE

  • last deposit for sarah was rain-bow, bunnies and d-reams

  • whats with the hyphens? @adarshsly

  • @MrChannelReview thats how the computerized voice says it.