Oliver Reed - After Dark Original TV clip Part 2

[kezadrone]

4:45. I can here him thinking. Now that's what I call a bloody measure.

[Eshemashalmodel]

Great video thankyou for uploading! Is there any more after dark you can upload? or anywhere i can find some more episodes?

[schdwardten]

@Eshemashalmodel Sorry - it was a fluke recording really. I was just browsing the (all 4 of them!) channels late at night as a student and saw this. I thought I'd record it to show people the next day. Didn't realise I would be able to show it to a potentially worldwide audience 20 odd years later!!!

[everybodysinshowbiz]

weirdness. the whole thing is very funny. Nothing is actually being said and then Olly Reed on another planet. Really odd television. It's brilliant nonsense.

[jakeh83]

shadaway big tits!

[jakeh83]

shadaway big tits!

[mozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

@ScotlandMaleGlasgow yes!

[jimbearnh]

As much as I loved oliver reed his drunkeness made him barely understandable. Which made him less likely to be taken seriously. I've watched him on other shows sober and he was brilliant. R.I.p. Oliver reed through your films u live on.

[lefthooker500]

What a legend haha totally shit faced !

[RevStaplehurst]

I'd be driven to drink if I had to drink with these self-important assholes

[tomes55moon]

thumbs up for olly reed

[jamesjonesrocket]

'I DON'T WANT TO BE A CHICKEN ARSE!' I'm sure we've all had that same sentiment at one time or another.

[jackboy1981]

One of the biggest legends of all time! Check out the other Ollie After Dark videos I uploaded as well :-)

[MMRJL]

2.12 is Ollie's crowning glory; he is stuck with, surrounded by the same

[rationalsalvation]

Maybe if they'd listened to him, (just humoured him, he's clearly drunk) and tried to respond to some of the things he's saying, rather than pretending he doesn't exist, this may not have ended the way it did.

[podfunk]

"I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN ARSE!!!"

[HansBethe]

What a bunch of self important, pretentious assholes. Exclusive, flowery language, sounding like a first year philosophy undergrad to make essentially inane and ill-thought out points. I am glad Oli pissed on their collective existential bonfires...

[comanchio1976]

Mr Reed makes two excellent points here...

"Can't you tell, cunt cunt?" and "Well don't juggle with the words, let's know about our sexuality fash-boy" I couldn't have put it better myself.

[Blacklaceandredlips]

He's not a legend, he's a pig. These are important issues and a serious discussion and I'm sorry but I don't find his inane contributions at all amusing.

[nath909]

@Blacklaceandredlips

owwww

go to the toilet or something. just cheer up.

[hearts76100]

@Blacklaceandredlips

YOUR CLEARLY IN NEED OF A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER IF YOU THINK THAT THIS INSANE DRIBBLE THAT'S SPEWED FROM THESE BORING BASTARDS MOUTHS IS OF INTEREST OR EVEN MILDLY IMPORTANT!!!

They are talking complete and utter hot-aired nonsence! OLIVER REED IS A LEGEND AND HAS MORE CHARACTER THAN ANY OF THOSE PLONKERS!

I suggest that you give or get some length! FUCKING ARSEHOLE

[rachelbarker1987]

@hearts76100 Couldnt agree with you more my friend!!! No more, no less Oliver is a legend and I must say just hilarious!!! Its nice to read a comment from someone who doesnt take life so seriousley. Thank you x

[hearts76100]

@rachelbarker1987

Thanks for your kind and realistic opinion..........

I HOPE YOUR NOT A SNEAK

[rachelbarker1987]

@hearts76100 Whats a sneak?

[hearts76100]

@rachelbarker1987

Sorry, didn't want to offend you, it's just you get all sorts on youtube!

OLIVER REED WAS A ONE OFF!

[totters1234]

1:04 the guy in the background tryin not to laugh. haha

[dkubick]

give us a kiss, big tits!

[TheGaz76]

give ollie his mushy peas.

[MrAnton101]

don't tell ollie when he can speak ya fucking bellend mind you he did get called a cunt haha

[Falstaff6]

Is there any happiness in the world? lmfao

[lennydylan]

eh missus give me my mushy peas.....ollie i love you......forget chubby brown...billy connoly...ollie funniest comedian ever...ha

[kbdkbd99]

They are all talking bullshit and this provokes Ollie to become a drunk dinner-party bore !!!

[Falstaff6]

@kbdkbd99 bore? end yourself you silly cunt

[ijmccardle]

What a legend. God rest your soul Olly.

[sarissa336]

I laugh until I cry watching this...

[TheSpinner111]

@sarissa336

Have to agree with you....priceless T.V. LOL

[Albert18264]

Ollie should have bid them all farewell by letting rip with a monster of a fart following through and shitting his pants , a damned fine actor that is sadly missed .

[NOTgarycoleman]

@Albert18264 Monster farts have explosively punctuated every fond memory I have of my father growing up. My father was just like Ollie Reed in every way. Here here!

[spitroastfor6]

i hate that sad lydon cunt who chats about abortion! and that old wanker who thinks hes profound and the yank male who sounds like a bellend! olly is so hilarious!!

[markjinswong]

oliver reed just speaks the truth in an abstract way were all just too afraid to say?

[Snotra]

Fucking train wreck!

[tomes55moon]

'do you want some water'?

'no'

a question that just didn t need to be asked!

[peacefrog1916]

@tomes55moon i love the way he dismisses the water for a massive glass of wine, then he looks so happy...just beautiful.

[tomes55moon]

@peacefrog1916 haha what a legend!

[aoxomoxoa88]

The bloke to Olly's left gets it. So far. I haven't watched the rest yet. Bristling with anticipation!

[aoxomoxoa88]

@aoxomoxoa88 Just watched the rest and the Yank to his left, turns out to be an utter wanker. If you make part 4, you'll seee him kiss a witches ass.

[ebonyflesh69]

never has a table had such a bunch of cunts sitting round it

poor reed

[kentusmaximus]

I'm sure Reed says "cunt, cunt" at some point......Brilliant!!

[herbal1971]

They're all arses except Ollie and the mafia princess woman. Later on when they want Ollie to go, she's the only one who wants him to stay!

What the arses didn't know because they're so up themselves is that most people switched the telly off when Ollie went.

[hearts76100]

Go on Olly........Fucking legend!!! a sad miss and a genuine talent!

[Darklordabc]

4:43. look how happy he is after while he looks at his drink, happiest he looks in the entire episode

[Darklordabc]

"i wont want to be a chicken ass" wat u on about?

[hearts76100]

that is the way to deal with it Olly!!! No wonder he wants to get drunk rather than sit there being a lunatic talking nonsense. LEGEND!!! R.I.P

[1231violin]

I love Oliver Reed, always mega attractive even when he was drunk in any live show..sexy beast!!

[LeonardoDaFinchi]

What is he drinking? if it is anything but wine that was a big glass he poured. What a character.

[steve1mufc]

class i would love to go on the lash with this guy. Sutaway big tits lol

[fenriz218]

*grin* Doesn't that wanker in the grey shirt know that being a "sympathetic fellow traveller" won't score him no puss?

[GlassPike]

lol! "there's a humour in violence, isn't there for chirst's sake?"

[originalmonkeysbum]

i love how Ollie rejects the water for booze at 4:44 lol what a ledge

[GHarrisonNunes]

"I think you're true" he's right...

[roryforham]

look at those wankers ignoring olly segragating him taking the piss boring unknown twats olly is the best

[judopathoftruth]

shuttaway big tits

[GHarrisonNunes]

4:44

"Have some Water"

Olie: "No" and pours the booze FAST!

[tinpotintellect]

Top drawer !! : )

[glassineheart]

did he also just call the woman to his right 'big tits'?

[originalmonkeysbum]

@glassineheart  haha yes he did at 4:15

[glassineheart]

@originalmonkeysbum fucking brilliant. big tits. you know he was so bored the whole time.

[southgower]

FLASHBOY

[copyright1982]

Christ, these people are self-important dullards. Olivers semi random outbursts are the only reason to listen to them dribble for 7 minutes

[fataslin]

does he say cunt to cunt?

[spitroastfor6]

that mushy peas bit HAHA!

[Stereolabdream]

"Don't juggle with the words let's talk about our sexuality, Flashboy!"

[tonydam]

TASH TO TASH

[Budget0000000]

imagine if Keith Moon was still alive!

[johnbourbon]

he could definitely turn a phrase.

[johnbourbon]

so guests just stand up and fix themselves cocktails???  lol this show rules.

[Pove82]

0:59

"Yeah well I've said to my missus if I put my plonker on the table I'll take it off unless you give me my mushy peas"

What a fucking legend

[fataslin]

I think thats the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[ozvirgo32]

@Pove82

I cant stop laughing my ass off!!!! What a fucking cool bastard!!!! hahaha

[trafalgar87]

1:35 he sounds like Rowley Birkin QC from the fast show ... I was very, very....

[tkmat]

HAHAHA hes a legend. i love him! RIP

[RozoManify]

"is there any happiness in the world?" lmao

[jimmicreesti]

shoutaway big tits! ... I think you're true. (!!!). yes, karaloca - most def. ;)

[EricandDish]

Reed almost looked like he could be the father to Chris Farley's character on "Saturday Night Live".

[karaloca]

2:12 wins this for me "Can't you tell c++t to c++t"

[ouzodave]

sorry i'm oliver reed

[ouzodave]

Hahahah why argue for feminists when they cunt you up hhahha. long live ollie

[colin0630]

this is a wonderful trainwreck.

[DantePierotti29]

4:41 as he holds out his glass

ollie:"whats that?"

flashboy: "water"

ollie:"....no"

he pours his wine like i do when im drunk lol, ollie was the man

[Guernseyman325]

I think he poured gin mate? haha

[duttydave]

2:07 "What do you think 'tache?"

Wonderful. Classic Ollie

[PomBare]

There's something wonderful about a man lighting up another man's cigarette, it's a real moment of parity - see 7:30 - heartwarming

[warrenlaidler]

2:13 "can't you tell you cunt you cunt" Haha!

[julesfearon28]

I have to say. Why are we calling this man a legend

He is slurring his words, and he is a massive big bully

At 1:56 he says to the guy with the moustache cunt cunt

He then accuses him of being gay

Funny as on The Word Snippet of Mr Reed he also mentions Terry Christian's sexuality

Reed's demons got the better of him. Maybe he was a closet homosexual

[swampyhotdog]

Maybe you're right, He did do the first on screen naked fight scene!

[PomBare]

Why are a lot of Neil Lyndon's points cut off, more than anyone else's? I'd like to here what he said about the power-less-ness line, he's already squeezed out in the corner! He seems to be the most chilled out, and the only one who takes some form of delight from Reed's speil

[KENRHY]

does anybody know when is this coming back on the tv.

I want debate to be as this was,funny and somehow being able to cut through all the bullshit.

These people seem to have been the PC before there was PC.

but as blackadder said "who would have noticed one more madman in the trenches.

[escapedmentalman]

"flashboy"

lol

miss ollie

[T0nn3r]

1:14 sense of BLOODY PIRACY. quality bloke

[billybooooboooo]

haha love the way he turns down the water with a grin and then babbles away in spanish

[bmwpower1x]

shout away big tits! hahahaha long live ollie reed!

[czajka18]

Look at ollie's face when he is holding the glass of wine at 4.54, ha ha what a legend!

[superhooper1983]

What do you think tash??

You got to be angry

[kingeric77]

the blond journalist is an utter moron

[tvr1955]

yes he is!

[terrirolland]

Kate Millett is a brilliant, beautiful, spirited woman. I am saddened and appalled by the vitriol on this site and others against her. Sexism and misogyny are alive and well, alas. Shame

[chrish12345]

'cant u tell cunt cunt' luv it lol, go for it olly

[steve23715]

What numpty booked Ollie for this?

He acts like such a cunt, it's great!

[Mattycnw]

"I dont want to be CHICKEN ARSE!!" loool

R.I.P OLLIE, THE WORLD WILL BE FOREVER BORED WITHOUT YOUR MORTAL PRESENCE :(

[chrish12345]

is there any happiness in the world? lol

[flappospammo]

ollie rules , bunch of gayboys

[chrish12345]

flashboy lol

[ServeChilled1956]

I think the smiling man with blonde hair in the grey shirt wanted to laugh more - look at 1:04 for example

[chrish12345]

shame there aint TV like this any more.. (it all has to be for 18 year olds who might buy a pair of trainers in the ad break)

[Idol2Idol]

yer right there bro, its all aimed at wankers lol

[Ohmygodnotnow]

water? ..NO!

[chrish12345]

lol yeah then the look of joy wen he's pourin the wine hehe

[Hampsonian]

I remember coming home, turning the TV on and this was on. I watched amazed and then he was asked to leave.

I called C4 to complain that he'd been censored but their switchboard was jammed.

[captainroger]

This is how we should treat feminism...laugh at it and give it a big wet sloppy kiss!

[lordgrotrot]

so true

[allyplumb]

Funny how the producers of all the shows ollie appeared on always had plenty of booze on hand, he gave them what they wanted, shock horror!!!

[capricious71]

Yes, I think Channel 4 got exactly what they wanted!

[capricious71]

".....I think you're true...." :)

[pertuk]

"can't you tell cunt cunt?" lmfao!

[xSamPMx]

This is so brilliant. The guy was such a legend. RIP indeed mate, you definitely made the world a more interesting place.

[Culpano]

The mushy peas comment is a stormer ! Superb !

[pertuk]

didnt channel 4 only broadcast half of this programme at the time?

[MeatloafTribute1]

lol breathing heavy!

[INDIANBLANKET]

I hate the rather smug and self-satisfied way that pompous twat raises his eyebrow at 1:51.

[GHarrisonNunes]

@INDIANBLANKET He is a hideous looking man to boot.

[sverrg]

Oliver Reed reminds me so much of myself it makes me want to hang myself. I would have done much the same thing. "Iws twhere annyh appyness in thwa warld?" - indeed

[Dr0ctave]

lol, don't give him MORE wine!

[hellcatmudwrestler]

ha ha. "shout away; big tits!"

[FLOYDRIX]

offered water, no. shakes head and polishes off wine. christ i nearly shat masel.

olli is awesome.

[DaveJP1973]

Thanks for posting this.. classic stuff!!

[labman234]

Ha ha put my plonker on the table if up dont get me my mushy peas!! lol Good old Olly R.I.P.

[bumcakes]

Haha I cracked up when i heard him say that in the background. Everyone else was totally unimpressed... Boring people.

[akava77]

It was hilarious when Ollie said that, the guy in the grey shirt sitting on the right is trying really hard not to laugh out loud but the rest of the boring old farts are completely horrified. Some of Ollie's facial expressions are priceless :-)

[FATSLATER1]

'Don't juggle with the words, lets know about our sexuality Flash Boy!!' Ha! Haaa!!!

[abasanti]

Briliant line. I have a good idea but can you clarify the context that he's using this in ?