Crab Core Battle!

[RiZeuPls]

I only got seven words to this

watch?v=b3Fk-AaMU5s

[ShatteredToDust]

Those poor guitars.

[trancepanda7]

they arnt wearing skinny jeans

[bobdoles123]

the guy with the blue shirt is better.

[CheifSilentEagle]

Ok. I normally dont do this. But I am a musician who loves crabcore. I hate these fags.

[TheThespian23]

@CheifSilentEagle You're a musician that loves crabcore? ...You mustn't be much of a musician then.

[boredutuber757]

@CheifSilentEagle lol crabcore isn't a genre it's a joke.

[FearOfStormsMusic]

hahahahaha this is hilarious

[xaxdxrxi]

just really bad!

[RabY0]

what a waste of bandwidth =\

[radjari]

So that's why they made the tv. . . . . .

[YFZ52]

Acousti-core

[rikysangatganteng88]

stupid!

[iskim86]

this is so much better than all those prepubescent hardcore metalcore shit

[dttnjrs]

Acoustic guitars suck!!

[iskim86]

@dttnjrs you're a retard.

[DylanEwing98]

@dttnjrs thered be no electric without the acoustic

[MiltonBurnsRed]

Just another day at the office.....

[jessterflies]

oh right, so thats what crab core is!! thanks :)

[dailyutuber]

Still not as gay as twilight

[MrHilverts]

yup this is aussie

[elk1024]

Is this some kind of ancient crab mating ritual?

[lascabras69]

This is not crab core...this is just crap

[TheThespian23]

@lascabras69 if you're implying that crabcore ISN'T crap, then GTFO the internet, please.

[MrTOKUKITA]

aha this is why they called it CRAB core...how bout FISH core?

[kitteehcat]

stupid videogame generation! >.<

[ash9047]

That Blonde Guy Is Cute c;; I Like

[KSNxDemitri007]

creepy but hilarious and random

[MetagothSlayer]

still better than bieber



[GangstaHippy31]

what?

[samuriguy909]

whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop (\/) (;,,,:) (\/)

[kriskillerX]

NOT Crab enough !!!

[regdorsey1986]

i just stumbled upon this "crabcore" phenomena today and was completely confused. I just thought it was screemo with a even more retarded name, but i see its all in the pose. thanks for clarifying that. BTW nice scream on 00:33 i nearly lost bowel control

[AAVince2513]

Crab core doesn't exist anymore Austin left attack attack! so they don't do it anymore and only attack attack! plays crab core wtf

[joevalle90]

DumbCore

[UstillaTerraBand]

Use electric guitars and dress more.... crabcoreish fag bags

[DaveMoustache]

The dude on he right is doing it wrong. He's trying to take a poop (That's a whole different genre called poopcore). He's disqualified. xD

[MrPaddytheViking]

Looks like Zoidberg :D

[00000047899]

omg

[screamogod1234]

Guy on the left wins

[imakedookie]

two sloppy homos in a padded bucket

[taurenexcell]

i think the man on the right is the winner

[FExpiate]

Tune it in drop D at least :D

[RandomMushroomWeirdo]

Dude you spelled "crap" wrong...

[ricrickyboy19]

so schwull muss man erstmall sein

[trollercoaster99]

know in know why they have crab in the name i though it had soming to do with headbaning cuz their doing that 60% of the time

[bigploy0511]

กำลังหาอารัยกินคับพี่..55+



[losaface4]

What ever happened to two talented guy friends just playing their music with feeling together?

Like,

Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood.

[myckewizowski]

gay

[wildcatnate]

How terrible! They are taking endangered spycrabs, making them play music, and then fight to the death.

[xdnwx]

haha this vid made my day

[carrionpvp]

remove the guitar and its 2 guys about to drop an epic shit

[xXL0n3sumXx]

Nice Pants..

[luvSPlax14]

watch out for the flood

[jdog725]

the one on the right was wiping his ass on the wall

[atrujillo47]

fag battle!

[chaputdrum43]

FAG

[faceLoLROFL360]

guy on right wins lkawlz

[chrism824]

To their credit they get pretty low....

[xxxlardmanxxx]

@TheThespian23 no shit sherlock. the genre is the music that ppl crab core to.

[TheThespian23]

@xxxlardmanxxx Crabcore isn't a genre... it's a stance. That's all. People crabcore to Hardcore, Post-Hardcore, Metalcore, Synthcore etc. Crabcore isn't a genre.

[Basskay]

@TheThespian23 I've never seen anybody crabcore to Black Flag...

[TheThespian23]

@Basskay Yes, and neither have I... That's because Black Flag aren't generic chuggy hardcore... What are you getting at?

[OrvilleWilcox]

reminds me of beavus and butthead

[ninfan98]

Why does the one on the left look like Owen Wilson?

[TheThespian23]

@TheBVBfanaticer Says the person with Black Veil Brides in their username... if you think we're actually trying to do crabcore properly... wow. Who the fuck would even attempt... oh dear lord.

[xxxlardmanxxx]

@The0Raven0Effect

only jackasses make fun of a music genre.

[TheThespian23]

@xxxlardmanxxx Only douches would consider crabcore a genre... lrn2muzik, fool. It isn't a genre of music at all.

[victorcastro1993]

mi mind was blown over the intense battle

[markfooz]

easily the guy on the right totally swept the floor in this duel...hes crabxcore demolishes that pussy on the left

[Billabang2384]

my ears are annoyed

[AbiSDrivers]

Tell me who's the winner dude!?!

[ILostTobin]

this is awesome! I wish we were all California Swag district Crabcore girl enthusiast...

[khaizerklet]

sick

[jessec71]

stupid white boys. i'd beat them over the head with a bottle

[TheThespian23]

The saddest part is... the people who say we can't "crabcore" properly or we fail at it, or think we're actually attempting crabcore properly... must actually take crabcore seriously. Poor souls.

[MrTheIves]

Funnily enough, if you were to check out their other uploads, their band is actually really tight. I laugh in your face.

[MajorChoppage]

@MrTheIves thank you!

[TheThespian23]

@MrTheIves Hahah <3 I don't think people understand that this is us being complete idiots.

[MrTheIves]

@TheThespian23 I get it mate, don't worry <3

[thedirtypillow]

i remember my first beer too. 

[ITIaxedOut]

In these comments: butthurt scene kids

[MajorChoppage]

@ITIaxedOut i approve

[coryisadino]

fagsss,,,

[55bighunter]

you have to wear skinny jeans when doing crabcore

!

[swaagsurfin]

why do you try...?

[Ny4ppy]

If you wanna take a shit, go to the woods and do that position. Should work.

[FadeTheLights]

god damn! how bad must you flood?!

[2009Murderface]

wow,crabcore,fail,this,isnt,ev­en,crabcoreing,really,crabcore­,involves,head,banging,in,it,a­nd,moving,your,body,kinda,like­,attack,attack!,though,it,was,­a,funny,video.

[volcom1561]

nice hair and outfits u guys are sick

hahahahahahahaha

[MEGARAPTORBAND]

It's like watching two male crustaceans locked in combat to gain the interest of a female, but she is not interested for she is not real.... or is she?

My mind has been blown.

[MajorChoppage]

@MEGARAPTORBAND we had a lack of females for this ritual. a white kid had to do

[StevenSFarrugia]

Do your parents know you're gay??

[TheThespian23]

@StevenSFarrugia Yes actually... but not from this. It was the intense buttsecks they saw us having afterwards that was a bit of an indication.

[MykeeSyn]

wow thats sum sic crabcore kudos 4 u



[xxxlardmanxxx]

*fixes monocle*

are those douchers i see?

[The0Raven0Effect]

@xxxlardmanxxx only douches wear monocle

[drummer4life2014]

@xxxlardmanxxx LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheThespian23]

I love coming back to this video and reading the comments. God, we're idiots hahahah. I don't know how this has this many views, it's fricking retarded.

[peterhawkfan]

......

[alvaropetrer]

WTF x1000

xDDDD

[42themeaningoflife]

This isn't crabcore, or you would be playing Schecter Hellraisers.

[ASorrowfulEnd]

how does this have almost 60,00 views?

[sonictillman]

Fucking fags. Crab core is the gayest shit ever. Its not even a genre, its just emo fags squatting on a fat dick while playing open drop D

[TheThespian23]

@sonictillman That's...exactly why we're teasing it dude... hahahah. We were bored at school, and crabcore is ridiculous, so this was made.

[cmtz93]

hahahaha fucking jeeks this is hilarious

[superemoboyz]

ha this is awesome! haha

[bringrichthehorizon]

kid on the right looks like richard simmons, just saying.

is this your new video? CRABCORE TO FITNESS

[fuckyouiamreal]

lol

[evilmonkey609]

Lmao... More br00tal then that stick stickly vid.

[drewegan94]

@peteardable......lolz

[rockmonkey125]

you guys are so stupid and cant crabcore for shit

[Uzu70]

@rockmonkey125 Theyre making fun of it moron

[rockmonkey125]

@Uzu70 i know that asshole

[Uzu70]

@rockmonkey125 Yeah because your comment TOTALLY conveys that. Idiot.

[rockmonkey125]

@Uzu70 call me what you want ;] im fine with that xP and i know it does doesnt it?

[nickers18725]

stop feeding the fucking tolls



[peteardable]

You know what would be less gay? If you blew each other.

[spungebobskuarepants]

Why is this on youtube

[SuicideSilenceRezon]

hahahha fucking funny

[kvlertak16]

Lmao, hilarious

[bringmethemw2]

brown hair wins

[Squallandboco1]

In part 2 they fuck each other on pornhub.

[Catthacker32]

Gay

[XChaosKidsX]

fucking fags i swear, people like that shouldn't even be aloud to play guitar. fuck the preps!!!

[188mmr2]

u know i hate it when fucking private school kids think they know how to play guitar and make stupid ass videos like this ,, if u were meant to be in the crabcore world then u wouldent be in the fucking private school in the first place you fucking faggots

[NearlyAWitch]

@188mmr2 1) we know how to play guitar, probably better than you.

2) we did say this was a stupid video

3) how does one know they're a part of the 'crabcore' world

4) this isn't a private school

5) no.

[XChaosKidsX]

just another reason why they will always be virgins they cant even do crabcore right just stick to beating off to WOW characters hahaha losers!!!

[shellavation]

CRAB BATTLE

[iloveADTRx]

no. thats gay as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkk

[SuperGRIM101]

Boredom at the office much?

[camodudestrikesagain]

one word retarded



[eagleovershady109]

lol why are you not doing this with electric guitars?

Acoustic makes it look lame and silly.

[TheThespian23]

@eagleovershady109 Yes, because crabcore definitely DOESN'T look silly with electric guitars oO"

[Captainneyney]

this is a good example of people with no lives do, kids watch and learnnn not to make the same mistake these people did....

[aworlddefined]

hahaha quality

[aworlddefined]

nice shirts.

[TheThespian23]

@aworlddefined Our school uniform is definitely sexaaaay T_T

[noboru22]

lol i thought it was pretty funny, just because they got so low XD like Attack attack!

[skulldrix]

they sound better than the band.

[jackieeethepwner]

guy on the right fucking pwns the other guys

[TheThespian23]

@jackieeethepwner Thank you sir ;)

[ghfjfjfy]

-.-" what a bunch of posers

[TheThespian23]

@ghfjfjfy Posers...taking the shit out of something, how is that posing?

[jerebeardre]

fucking autotune mother fuckers. You guys are just like attack attack and abandon all ships

[SimonCLees]

Pure f***ing genius. Just stunning - especially when the blonde guy hits the open D chord around 0.52 . Majorly f***ed up.

[unknowndualkey]

@Scatology1234 If they were trying to be cool they wouldn't imitate crabcore (crapcore)

[TheThespian23]

@unknowndualkey Precisely.

[ThyFupaNation]

private schooled kids maybe??? all i can say is ummmmmmmmmmmmm wow

[hi274432]

this is the definition of WOW

[CyBeRmAnZA]

These guys must squat a million!!!!

[TheAdamGontier]

=nerds wow server is down

[MajorChoppage]

@TheAdamGontier ..we dont play WOW xD

[about1time]

@MajorChoppage you might as well instead of making retarded videos...

[meglamb]

you kids have super strong quads, eh? good for you!

[SenatorAlfie]

at least detune to drop d...

[MajorChoppage]

@SenatorAlfie we are.. cant you tell?

[MERTx123]

reminds me of real crabs squaring off

[dgk209mda]

CATDADDY WHEN I CRABBY

[gameplyr92]

to all the scene kids hating on this vid... it's ok

[TheThespian23]

@gameplyr92 Hahahah, hopefully with this one video, the complete annihilation of scene kids will finally come about.

[devlin0497]

@Scatology1234 i don't think doing a crabcore is cool so doing a crabcore to be cool is not the way to go

[lankyman77]

pitty they cant fucking play guitar

[TheThespian23]

@lankyman77 Pity we're obviously not trying dude... if you can't tell this is a blatantly obvious parody of "chugging" and crabcore, (hence the idea of "battling", who the fuck does that seriously), then... never mind. Not saying I'm a great guitarist anyway, but the other guy is, and the guy shooting the video is most likely better than most people you know. This is a joke video :)

[MajorChoppage]

@lankyman77 we all can play guitar you fool xD

[IbanezRG7]

@lankyman77 neither can attack attack

[dkangell09]

@lankyman77 look at the room they're in. the walls are covered in sound dampening shit. and there are two guitars. someone there can play guitar.

[lankyman77]

@dkangell09 fuck up emo

[dkangell09]

@lankyman77 learn how to insult before you try it. Like maybe try crawling out of your basement and do some test insults first on people so you know what a good one is and what a bad one is. retard

[lankyman77]

@dkangell09 tell me to come out of my basement look at u fuckin emo get a haircut and eat a sandwich. kthxbye

[dkangell09]

@lankyman77 DUDE, I LOVE SAMMICHES!! I HAVE YOUR GIRL MAKE ME THEM ALL THE TIME XD

[AnDrSH316muzik]

go to listen your gay motherfucking music and take out that dildo of your ass.... is not that i like talking about your mum ...Its a reallity bro .. she is loud buddie ... hahahaha more intelligent? go and see if your fucking gay profile picture..you have your father's cum in your lip before sucking his dick.PEACE GAY SCENE WINNIE GAY MOTHERFUCKER....hahahahaha shit core hahahaha what a gay shit ..the same as you!!!

[TheThespian23]

@AnDrSH316muzik Wow, you really do just exude intelligence from every word you speak. Well said, sir. Well said.