Chicken Curry - My Way

[shakajah21]

You got some skills you should have your own cooking show for real.........It probably have to be aired past midnight though.

[papercuts777]

@shakajah21 Maybe in another life.

Have a good weekend!

[CookingaRound]

Better then mine :)

[papercuts777]

@CookingaRound I've yet to check yours as I'm still trying to figure that trick out. It's killing me but I'm still trying.

Cheers!!

[TPB420]

"and my counters all fuckin blown to fuck" hahaha. Gets me everytime. legend.

[papercuts777]

@TPB420 hahahha

[gdfl84]

Thanks :D I party hard. i cant stop watchin' your vids and laughing out loud. Pay A'fuckin'ttention! Gotta love it. Your bad ass attitude has got me hooked now. fuck. lol

[papercuts777]

@gdfl84 Drinking, cussing and cooking, no one has it. I'm all alone out here. haha

Glad you like.=)

[gdfl84]

@papercuts777 hell no you aint alone! i dont cuss as much but i love cookin the same stuff and drinkin beer and god i love rock :D im clinging like a crazy bitch hahaha

[gdfl84]

soo angry shaking that pan its almost adorable LOL!

[papercuts777]

@gdfl84 all An act. Well, the anger part anyway. haha

Nice profile pic!

[platter1000]

the food network channel should give this guy a 10-15 minute slot as an opener to the more famos people. of course they would have to censor his colorful language then some of you might think he is so funny...lol

[Trackzshootatube]

thanks alot i made fuckin curry chicken your way.... you funny ass hell.. you fukin rock dude

[papercuts777]

@Trackzshootatube All this food is drunk proof. I tested it to make sure. Easy as hell to build a pot of this. haha

Cheers

[sunlitekid01]

I am and Indian born,raised Canadian, and I approve this recipe.. This is as close as u can get to the real thing without being born IN india and eating spicy fucking food everyday ( and smelling like it too) like we do!! :P

[papercuts777]

@sunlitekid01 I have no idea why some people don't like the smell of curry wafting down a hallway in an apt. building. I love it!

Cheers for the mark of approval!

[sunlitekid01]

@papercuts777 no problem brah....all ur recipes are fucking rite!!....oh and sorry for ur counter...u fucked it up pretty bad eh :P

i pull-off the skin...as u get closer to the end u just gotta yank it.. it comes right off..and u never slaughter the counter :P..that shit was funny!! :P

[GHarrisonNunes]

@papercuts777 you can smell up the halls with shit like curry or thai food all ya want, that shit is fresh! smell of deep fried shit lingers too much despite how nice the food is.

[papercuts777]

@GHarrisonNunes Ya, we have Chinese that make good food in here but the deep fried shit can go! I hate that smell when I'm not eating!!

[MijitoPorQue]

this guy is CANADIAN has to bee

[papercuts777]

@MijitoPorQue 10-4

[VivaVioleta93]

scaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy­yyyyyyy

[papercuts777]

@VivaVioleta93 hahaha

[jaama20]

lool Man you got point there using hatchet , skining drump stick is impossible.

[papercuts777]

@jaama20 hahaha

Thanks

[ellylopez1]

Jesus! I don't know if this is funny or scarry! but the final product looks good...

[papercuts777]

@ellylopez1 hahaha Nice wording.

Cheers

[chonjinho]

FUCKKK LOOKS DELICIOUS. I CAME TO THAT

[papercuts777]

@chonjinho hahaha

Cheers!

[batchac31]

Well done man... not really the trini way of doing it... but it's all good.

[batchac31]

Hahaa... good shit. Not the trini way of making it but good enough. Well done man.

[NEDY11207]

you funny but i luv it..

[papercuts777]

@NEDY11207 The beer makes me a bit insane but we get around it.

[freshaashiq]

looks tasty yummi

[papercuts777]

@freshaashiq Thanks

[shiploo2010]

Fucking great!!! Yo

[shiploo2010]

Fucking great!!! Yo

[papercuts777]

@shiploo2010 Cheers, man

[KERPALSINGH]

You're gunna burn your counters with those hot pans!

[papercuts777]

@KERPALSINGH Too late! haha

[snoebelt1]

your the Don Cherry of the cooking world (you know your stuff) , Thanks, I've done a few of your recipes and "wow" even a I can cook now.

[papercuts777]

@snoebelt1 hahahaha If I had 'comment od the week', yours would be it. Funny

Glad ur cooking

Cheers

[jibhorse]

hey dude can we buy steam whistle in australia. wanna fucken taste this brew. keep drinkin an cookin. ya aussie fan club.

[papercuts777]

@jibhorse Hey! This brew hasn't made it to Australia yet. You should 'aquire' a bottle and take a pic. Be a 1st. Send it to SteamWhistle!

Cheers, man!

[jibhorse]

fuck your the best cook on the tube. i'm an aussie and mate your welcome at our piss ups anytime.gunna get another beer and cook this fucken feast up.

[papercuts777]

@jibhorse If I ever get over there I'll look you up.

Peace

[treetree761]

how to get the runs- my way

[papercuts777]

@treetree761 Ya gotta have a sytem built for curry! Arrr

[treetree761]

@papercuts777 

[telblackwell1980]

thought u looked like Robert De niro

[papercuts777]

@telblackwell1980 I hear that but I can't see it. Oh well, can't be bad for business. haha

Cheeers!

[riskbusin3ss]

I'm very surprise that a redneck can cook curry.

[papercuts777]

@riskbusin3ss I'm NOT surprised that you sound like u might toss a mean salad.

[riskbusin3ss]

@papercuts777 Haha, no, more like a teabag.

[jupiterscastle]

that hachet is from mid-evil times

[papercuts777]

@jupiterscastle It's an old roofing hatchet I picked up somewhere.

[MrFlemball]

My brain hurts!!

[papercuts777]

@MrFlemball Lack of beer or perhaps too much?

[frankie2234]

Fuckin' love it!

[papercuts777]

@frankie2234 Thanks, buddy

[Cheramieiii]

Damn dude if I had some real money I would open a restaurant and hire you to cook for me. Your sorta like the Soup Nazi but more funny and the food looks alot better.

[papercuts777]

@Cheramieiii hahaha Never heard that one before.

Cheers

[uniquebadboy]

whiteboi cant make chicken curry stick 2 da roast

[papercuts777]

@uniquebadboy Don't u have some shoes to polish? Cans to collect?

[mykeman89]

ahahahahahahahaha funny lol

[papercuts777]

@mykeman89 Cheers, buddy!

[Yaddaer]

lol!U'rre really mad! :) but hey u made me hungry! :)xx

[papercuts777]

@Yaddaer All an act, part of the 'show'. haha

[Yaddaer]

@papercuts777 Well u're a really good actor then ;) but tell me: how can u drink so fast? : / ouch... xx

[papercuts777]

@Yaddaer Practice, practice and the 2 words that scare me most...last call!

haha

[thebrassmonkey100]

@papercuts777 unlike this one........bitch  man papercuts are the worst!!!

[papercuts777]

@thebrassmonkey100 Was it that bad? Oh well. Next time.

[x7xstring]

awesome vid! ...damn dude, you got like $263.45 worth of steam whistle there! haha

[papercuts777]

@x7xstring Donation from steam whistle. haha

[x7xstring]

@papercuts777 HAHA! keep it real bro!

[papercuts777]

@x7xstring No props over here. It's as real as it gets! haha

[anglianchannel]

if this guy was a carpenter he would be using a sledge hammer for his trim work and an axe as a saw

[papercuts777]

@anglianchannel hahahaha

[Kronikwisdom]

hell yea i needed to see someone make this

[papercuts777]

@Kronikwisdom Or at least get drunk trying. hah

Cheers!

[dalia414]

he is funny

[CYBERxBULLY]

u sponsored by pilsner or sumfin

[papercuts777]

@CYBERxBULLY Nothing formal. A box of beer at xmas. A t-shirt here and there

[You7u6e]

I love this fucking bloodclath video!!! Haha

[papercuts777]

@You7u6e Where's my hatchet! haha

[lookin4memarbles]

You fucked that chicken up!! I have never had Curry! Think i am gonna try this!! I payed attention i swear!! LoL

[papercuts777]

@lookin4memarbles hahahaha If I had a gun I would have used it!

[madbully]

oh man IM ON THAT! LOL. RIP Ronnie Dio!

[papercuts777]

@madbully Hells yea!

[doksekko]

you need to take the lid off for the last 10 minutes of simmering to thicken up the sauce, otherwise pretty descent ingredients.

[papercuts777]

@doksekko Nope. YOU need to take the lid off. This is how I eat it. Thanks just the same.

[Abrin19]

Your a piece of spam. that's what I think of you. Andrew dice clay anyone. Good food the rest is gay.

[papercuts777]

@Abrin19 Gay? Wow! Good one!

[krepzN15]

LOOOL your funny man

[papercuts777]

@krepzN15 Cheers!

[eatitrich]

wow i hear some zeppelin in this chicken curry..great!

[CandyGunner]

your fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!! I'm coming over with some cnicken, lol

[papercuts777]

@CandyGunner Anytime! Bring a rifle, we may have to hunt for food. (that or settle some scores) hah

Cheers!

[LulzBat]

FUCK YEAH DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Reader90909]

I'm making this and its cooking as i type :) Thanks I even got the parsley :P

[papercuts777]

@Reader90909 Bet ur eating it now.

Cheers!

[dhafir2008]

You are the best .. tried your lemon chicken and the result was fantastic .. must try this recipe too.

hmmmmmm

question is how drunk should I be to get the same result as the chicken lemon..

[papercuts777]

@dhafir2008 Depends on what you can handle but go for a drunk but not too drunk that u fall in the oil.

DRINK HARD!

[dobermum]

yummy....i mean the one cooking.....meow

[papercuts777]

@dobermum hahahaha. That guy is a bum!

Thanks!

[minneyarthorn]

guys IP address, hunt him down, knock him out with the one handed power mash, and leave a note on his forehead saying PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION!!!! , PC sounds like the badass that he is, not some cartoon fairy, and dont forget the crack black when you fuckin wake up, put that shit in your toothpaste son!!

Cheers!!

[papercuts777]

@minneyarthorn hahahahaha

[kalou]

dude no offense

but you almost sound like

mr macky from southpark :D

mkayy

drugs s very good mkayy

:P

haha

dude im hungry thanks to ur "fukn" curry:P

[papercuts777]

@kalou hahaha That's a 1st. haha

Cheers!

[kalou]

thats a 1st??

u mean im the first?:P

[papercuts777]

@kalou The South Park remark. Never heard that one.

[jovanna407]

Us trini ppl are crazy as hell no doubt. l cant believe she set fire to him the most ive tried to do was burn a fuckin house down lol we are cool as hell till you piss us off then we are fuckin nuts . it his fault his house got torched well half way.. if a girl tells you if you cheat on me ill burn ur house down with u inside... then dont fuckin cheat how hard could that be?

[papercuts777]

hahaha

The girl was Guyanese. My bad. But no, not really that hard to understand. Just Say No!

hahaha

[wwescotty]

Poor poor work surface ..

Classic vid!

[papercuts777]

I'm still waiting on that imported pink granite counter top. haha

[wwescotty]

haha, you got style my man ;)

[marcelthemaoist]

LoL yeah that would be a challenge, but you can bet I would be willing to try!

Peace back at ya'!

[marcelthemaoist]

Good cooking but terrible cutting, no offense. ,p

[papercuts777]

Grab a hatchet and show me your technique!

You must be a pro.

[marcelthemaoist]

Haha my wife makes me cut up the chicken all the time - can't complain cuz she cooks it - so I got a pretty good technique down. For really big stuff I'll use a machete but that's rare, usually a cleaver works best and I sharpen it every time before use. The part you pulled the skin back on you can get in one chop with a sharp one.

[iamchas]

There goes the security deposit. LOL

[papercuts777]

hahaha It's illegal for them to charge for a security deposit. I testified at the very 1st trial in Canada and won! Gimme back my fukn security deposit and 2 months free rent. hah! Plus cash!

[marcelthemaoist]

Nice.

[darktreason]

FUCK a DUCK! You FoRGOT THE FUCKN DUCK.

[papercuts777]

hahaha

[Liallira]

red neck cooking at it's best, but at least the food looks good.

[papercuts777]

I don't mind banging or perhaps learning from a certified tramp, like urself. Ur opinion is going to be taken under serious consideration, however...

BLOW ME!

[MizSkittleZz5]

INVEST IN A CUTTING BOARD!!!

[papercuts777]

BLOW ME!!!

[MizSkittleZz5]

If it's ur way!!! It's the wrong WAY!!! sorry i'm jamiacan...and your making our food look like shyt....Come on my page in a few weeks and ill show u wat it's supposed to look like. kkay!!! THANK YOU!!! :D

[papercuts777]

Settle the fuk down!

1st of all, it ain't YOUR food, so fuk off!

Secondly, I don't give a fuk about what you think of the way I make shit. My house, my rules! When u get a video up, u give me a shout. Until then, back the fuk off!

[marcelthemaoist]

Hah, well my wife is Trini, and all the W.I. people really got curry for the east. And if you go to Jamaica different Jamaicans have their own style, and then when they move to Canada they might make it different because something might not be available here, and some Guyanese make different from Trinis, etc. Then you have Indian, Pakistani, Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese etc. style curries. There is no "right" way to make it. Only that it tastes good, and this looks good.

[papercuts777]

I worked in a factory for awhile that had Trini, W.I., Jamaican (they were real chill) Pakistan (my partner's wife set him on fire with gasoline!) and assorted other races and creeds. I used to trade their dahl and split pea and ? for my lunch. I loves foreign food and cultures.

Thanks!

[jovanna407]

@MizSkittleZz5 how about yuh shut yuh fuckin batty Jamaican cant make fuckin curry all you know is jerk and weed so shut yuh skunt up. nigga tellin a man who learn from an indian how to cook curry. shut yuh ras im indian im from trinidad and I say de man make it right... who gives a fuck what you think, go an sell yuh fuckin arts an crafts to tourists and leave de cookin to ppl who could do it...

[carlynyc]

@jovanna407 lmfao trini food taste like water lol

[ZiggZagg11]

So thats how you got the hole in the counter!... I love how you just scrape the counter into the pan with a spatula.

We need more Videos.... Enough with trying to find the perfect camera,... we dont care, crappy lighting or not....

[papercuts777]

@ZiggZagg11

hahaha Curried counter!

[8ballinstr]

Hahah lol..

Learn how to cook like a fukin head. (N BITCH MADE RAT)

[papercuts777]

A 'head'?

OK, Sally.

[8ballinstr]

look at this fukin piss drinking fraud. U couldn't cook SIKH food if ur life dependent on it. YOU FUKIN CHEAPSCATE. BUY A FUKIN REAL STOVE. Get some more ingredients fool. GAS Stove BITCH. AND DRINK FUKING SOME BLUE LABEL..,,SOMETHING YOU CAN'T NEVER AFFORD WHITE WELFIE BIAAATTCCHH.

[papercuts777]

This is an old vid, something like ur game...old, son. Move the fuk over and let a champ elbow his way threw. I'm sure ur used to having ur face shoved, everyday, u little goof!

[JuanPapaNicolao]

Chefs that swear ROCK!!!!

I wish All cooking shows were like this !!!!!

[papercuts777]

I do what I wished I could have seen when I was younger.

Cheers!

[fastr1337]

fuck man you shoulda left the counter peices in there. that'll put lead in your pencil.

[papercuts777]

Melamine chips are the worse. haha

Cheers

[mariuspaica]

u are cul dude :))

[papercuts777]

hahaha

Cheers!

[stability599]

I was so into this recipe and Holy Diver song that I passed my exit and had to turn around. Check out Roasted Garlic Parmesan video here. You see a girl at the end. And see why she shoulda trimmed her chicken like you did. Haha

[papercuts777]

TV and driving. That's like drinking and fire! haha

[nigergal123]

O_o'' Woot!

[sweet00976]

papercuts I honestly believe if you had a nice kitchen with quality ingredients you could be a cook on tv...I dunno how well the smokin and cussing would go over but who gives a damn you get the damn job done!

[papercuts777]

Oh, the ingredients are usually quality, it's the kitchen and lack of tools and lack of light and lack of...

Cheers!

[historee]

PAY-THE-FUCKIN-TENTION

[papercuts777]

Pay the fuk attention!!

[love1to1fish]

hope that was not a crack pipe:))

[papercuts777]

Hell no. They're made of glass.

[fingers967]

Man anybody that cooks with a roofing hammer is ok in my book .. you are the best .. you tell it like it is .. keep em comin and if your ever on your way to kingston .. stop and ill make you some of my way food.and we can deek through a couple of boxes of beer. how bout lobster thermadore ala JIMI HENDRIX

[papercuts777]

Very good eye. Most people call it an axe, a hatchet. Whatever.

If I'm going in that direction, I'll be sure to holler, 1st.

Thanks!

[IAmOrsm]

LMFAO wat did u say at 9:16? ahhaah

great videos btw =] can't stop watching them

[papercuts777]

"gonna break some chicken off the uh, uh, uh oh yeah, man ..." Meaning, I was 'tearing' the peice off the bone that I was sampling. We clear? haha

[GHarrisonNunes]

reminds me of how the lads sound when they tie one on in Scotland. I visited there a couple years ago. Maybe they are just always tying one on?...LOL You are the man, I still love to think of the Indians looking this shit up and discovering you with the hatchet curry!

[papercuts777]

Scotland must be nice. I'd put my money on the fact that the party never ends, in Scootland.

I'm sure Chief Highhat would approve. haha

Merry Christmas, Bro!

[tonytang2222]

Ya I been looking for curry Chicken and voila MY way style curry chicken!!!! thanks dude

[papercuts777]

Hey, Thanks!

[MurphGiovanni]

you're a great chef, man....i made this recipe for an indian chick recently and she let me cover her whole body in baby oil after we ate

[papercuts777]

I'll see what I can come up with so she will let you go past JUST oiling her up. hahahaha

Cheers, buddy!

[maxisveritas]

LMAO now I know how that countertop got screwed up.

[papercuts777]

You were paying attention. That's good good thing! haha

[ems61316]

search on google, spice in the box.

great for makin curries

[papercuts777]

Thanks.

[tjfromga]

funny lol i love it

[papercuts777]

Thanks!

[tjfromga]

i made it already it was good and my kids loved it! real hearty meal for a large family great video!

[papercuts777]

Good to hear!

When I make it, I double the up and freeze it. Curry in 7 mins!

Cheers!

[thatbastardson]

where do you get your bulk bags of spices? i cant find them for a reasonable price, even in the bulk stores. those fucking 3 ounce sprinkle bottles of spices are killing me.

[papercuts777]

All the grocery stores have them, up here. Dollar stores, too. I hear ya with regard to those small McCormick's Bottles.

[YoLninYo]

look for an indian (south asian) grocery store in your area ... they have huge bags for very cheap... (like 1/5th the price sometimes)

[Lally162]

Why do u have to use foul language when u cook? Discouraging to watch.

[papercuts777]

1055 people think otherwise. You're outnumbered. Now move along!

[Dragonan]

Whats the name of the song that is playing while he is hacking at the counter

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