is that a knife in your pocket??

[dlstb]

So that is what happened to all the samurais that lost their jobs when feudalism ended in Japan! I was wondering what jobs they went into.

[killer2611]

"or are you just happy to see me?"

[zx6rtt]

THAT'S NOT A NOIF

[nasokas]

it is still small, they use bigger ones. :)

[sleeping14forest]

i want that knife for cutting my onion haha

[20001bekerstapelaar]

big fish

[davidnerong7]

cut tuna, cut tana, katana :)



[AznSwat]

is that rocket in your pocket?

[zakasak]

knifes used to cut tuna, can be very big and sharp, but they dont cualify to be called a katana

[MrPyjamaTrousers]

Believe, it's fucking delicious...

[dms040382]

is that Hitori Hanzo steel?

[KrockmokTV]

why i am watching this, i have no idea

[owned2hell]

When zombie fish attack.

[31GuitarBoy]

you are all sad for knowing what tipe of knife it is and for a matter of fact it is a knife cause it cuts throug fings

[19Jones91]

@31GuitarBoy What's sad here is that your spelling and ability to put together a coherent sentence is worse than that of my 8 year old sister...

[31GuitarBoy]

@19Jones91 ok right first my spelling is fine and my sentance is fine plus go fuck your sister

[19Jones91]

@31GuitarBoy There's so many things wrong here, but I'll just point out the one that you might understand.

It's sentence*, not sentance*.

You're really dumb.

[FusionStudiosHD]

Thats not a knife... thats a katana!

[Mrgoatseye]

damn that things sick i could cut my GF's parts out with that long and stiff thing.... LoL

[soulbytes]

its not a knife hehe, its katana

[herrzorlo]

That's a big ass tuna..

[TheBettaApprentice]

Those Swiss people got some nice pocket knives.

[MadmanDKDK]

That's not a knife! It is Chuck Norris turned into a Katana!

[flyagaric007]

dear santa.....

[mtednby21]

think that sword is big enough

[BklynPrototype]

That's a hell of a pocket knife,lol.

[warninglabelpro]

Knife? Thats a damn sword!

[EoMaoMao]

He's a samurai!

[SmoothD421]

Giant fish, will it blend?

[puffnbrew2]

I want to pull this knife on Paul Hogan and say "that's not a knife this is a knife"

[WordsofWisdom2010]

thats actually kinda sad... this a blue-fin tuna, they are on the verge of extinction and yet people insist on eating them...

[wixxed]

@WordsofWisdom2010 extinction is natural. hunting and eating is natural. where's the problem?

[burning20001]

damn thats a big tuna

[zancall]

katanaa



[TERRORISTINDAWALL]

@zancall no

[phamjohnny11]

thats a big ass fish 

[tofumacmua]

that's not a knife. it's a samurai sword.

[GUNDAMZGOK]

i love kantata more!! why he didn't use a chainsaw ^(oo)^

[0Funkyfied0]

That's a big-ass tuna.

[BBoyAlfredo]

this what katana are used for nowadays

[ionutzz5]

lol he is samurai jack at the restaurant



[SkipandDill]

How fresh is this? An old samurai with his katana cutting some sushi

[CrazyDantw]

"And this my students is how you ninja a tuna!"

[gotncmudd]

that thing would have to do some serious folding to fit in any pocket of mine.

[sniperpistol50]

that would be great to have if you got robbed... scare away any robber

[juskan01]

that's a sword to me!!!!

[BeakyRed]

pshh, pyramid heads knife is bigger

[piagetwu]

笑死人了 解體鮪魚還在用長刀 看看我們台灣 東港專業殺鮪魚仕事人所用的刀

我們是用半圓短刀 300~500kg以上的魚都可以解體 而且比你們日本人解體的還漂亮

不會留下太多殘肉 有機會  交流一下

[AgentDudo]

I think that fish is alive! awesome

[tosiyuki69]

因みにこれはカタナではありません。

カタナは軍隊や警察が持つピストルのように力と権力を現す武器で­す。

カタナは家系を表す、特殊な存在でもあります。

ですから、カタナを、武器以外の目的で使うことは恥ずかしい事と­されます。

動画内の刃物は大型魚を料理するための「ホウチョウ」です。「マ­グロキリホウチョウ」といいます。ホウチョウはナイフとも違いま­す。ナイフは工作や武器などとしても使いますが

ホウチョウは、普通、料理にしか使いません。

工作には工作用の色々な種類の刃物があります。



[tosiyuki69]

日本の刃物は構造は全てが日本刀に近いです。工程も似ています。

最も製造に手がかかるのは当然、刀剣ですが。

大きな違いは握りの部分。日本刀の場合振ったときすっぽ抜けない­様に工夫されています。

こういう長い刃物はヤクザ映画なんかでドスなんて呼ばれて出てき­たりします。

刀剣より入手しやすいので当然、反乱や一揆の際に民間人が武器に­しました。

ただし、江戸時代の日本人はアブラっぽいマグロを好まず。貧乏人­が猟師にもらって食べる食材でした。日本人がマグロを評価しだす­のは明治時代になってからです。肉食が解禁されてアブラっぽさに­なれた日本人はマグロを好むようになりました。最もアブラっぽい­オオトロは今ではもっとも高値で取引されます。

マグロが好まれる以前はカツオが好まれていました。カツオブシの­カツオです。醤油に混ぜればソバ、ウドンに欠かせないメンツユに­なります。

マグロ切り包丁はカツオ切り包丁の進化系です。

これより大きな包丁に、古くから、鯨包丁という鯨をさばくために­作られた巨大な包丁があります。

[CondorianoG8]

lol more like a katana than knife.... :)

[SPIDERLEO81]

@CondorianoG8 yeah, is a hattori hanzo from kill bill vol. 1 :)

[jaetaylor1006]

Why is he trying to make cutting up tuna into an art? Just butcher it and pack it in a damn can!!! TUNA IS NOT A DELICASSY!!!

[FiestyCat86]

@jaetaylor1006 actually sashimi tuna is a delicacy, and considering that a pound of good yellow fin can go for as much as 20 bucks I'd say he's doing real well to take care of it. That single fish is probably worth a grand. Also in there culture its far more about presentation and taste. This tune will not be packed in a can but used for steaks and fillets.

[Atbrezzy]

yummt tuna

[TriggerHappyChicken]

Uhhhh i think he's cutting that with a fucking Kusanagi.......

[Redeemedsinner17]

xD i love how you titled it

[Alexdabooom159]

samurais these days, they just use their swords as knifes =/

[Fishstixj4l]

hes doing that because hes asian

[yahoopig]

that fuckr needs a chainsaw

[MassiveMegaManiac]

hes cuttin it with a fuckin Katana!

[hippo314]

looolzzz123 I bet u are the dumb ass for real, Stupid asshole speak without the knowledge, Chinese don't use this kind of Japanese knight .

[looolzzz123]

i bet the mans chinese

[JustForTheReasonWhy]

its like people have never seen tuna before ... at least not before opening the can ...

[ncmpracer13]

lol. they still use swords to clean fish.

[MrJAWshot]

blu fin tuna??

[jo5567]

thats a tuna

[xXZoOoOoMXx]

Is that a baby whale?

[ZegmaarErik]

Think about the fish-population, you people!

[ZegmaarErik]

Hey Japanese people, think about the fish-population?

Just like the other people in the world do!

[PndaStyle]

@ZegmaarErik lol?! fish population? It's called food chain...

fish population is BP oil u should be more focus

[ZegmaarErik]

@PndaStyle

the fish population must be healthy thats my point, i dont have critics about eating it, you dont understand my point. And BP has nothing to do with this clip.

[Silvester94T3]

Yummy Sushi :P

[zhengmichael20]

i really wan that sword

[Relics0897]

now this is a knife

[sxycarmela24]

Holy sh........ lol

[TheGeeksoldierz]

it's a tuna :d

[ripyred]

I bet he uses that knife to cut bread and spread the butter too :L:L

[rydgemolino]

wow this is what happend to the samurais

[Bill1275w]

You call that a knife mate? This is a knife!

[toledosan]

Holy shit!!! look at that sword/knife!!! The ultimate sushi utensil haha!

[Michael31897]

jesus christ!! is that a knife or a sword lol



[davisfontanes]

the large bluefin tuna it's seriously being hunted into extinction

[nihontoman]

I like that big knife, would make for an excellent home defense tool (just kiddin')

[xxabyssalminionxx]

perfect cut

[guardian22553]

katana sword lol

[JaxOntUmaGaN]

thats why japanese has no OILY FACE .... 

[mlim23]

10,000+ USD fish T.T

[valstar1000]

man or the fish which was hungrier

[shoopwhoopX]

is that a knife in your pocket?? or are you happy to Sashimi?

[richard2mitchell]

@shoopwhoopX get a joke that is not off of dirty jobs....

[leadereric]

holy shit his using ninjato but bigger looks like katana

[Thorralf83]

those knifes look like katana swords

[UHOHYESYEAH]

LOL it's Mr Miyagi

[TheRiker1982]

@UHOHYESYEAH Ah yeah, and he's not doing karate.

[azaquihel]

nothing like a ninja to use years an years of hard training and secrets pass by generations after generations to .......MAKE YOUR LUNCH that why i only let cooking to people skilled enough to kill my food on 1000 diferent ways ...that how it has to be

[Safegold008]

This is a Kattana xD

[MKfilms77]

he looks like an old sensai ninja

[kolly2233]

think if that thing had a penis like us

[MrBahlala]

oh~ u stole my knife which is for pelling my apple ='' = give it back XD nice knife

[maliluki]

it is not a katana -.- katanas are curved....

[tweetyfyfy]

fuckin ninja old guy don't play with katanas :))

[kurisu925]

ninjas didn't use a katana. Thier swords where called ninjato The most obvious difference being that the ninjato is straight while the katana is gay... uh I mean curved. Curved blades are best for slashing which is great on horse back or against unarmored enemies but a straight blade is best used against armored enemies where it can stab between plates Making it ideal for killing with stealth.

[samirls]

katana?

haha

[netszk]

I would love to have that knife

[LiLPinoySteve]

not for children! It's very sharp!

[SinclairCeltics1990]

Samurai knife? LOL

[kairis]

lol samurai sword?

[revhard05]

umm i want sushi now! damnit

If any fish go extinct there is probally another factor in the equation than asians eating one every once in a while!

[FiresOfMerlin]

........Not every once in a while and it takes a long time for these tuna to mature to their spawning age. They all mature at diffrent ages, and yes thier stalks have declined by 82% in the west atlantic and 72 in the east.

[revhard05]

THERE is now way to know accurately how many tuna are in the water,?

[FiresOfMerlin]

LOL kid its a percentage, rounded to the nearest 1 so no its not dead accurate but its very close, take grade 9 math plz.

[piratedude333]

where are the spawn points?

i wanna get a couple spawn kills!!!

[FiresOfMerlin]

I don't know, however that was mildly amusing assuming you are joking.

[DJGrumpyMIX]

thats a big ish and nice pocket knife

[FiresOfMerlin]

Stop killing these tuna they are becoming extinct, blue finned tuna they are big but stop!!!!!!!

[dyingangelo]

@FiresOfMerlin idiot

[FiresOfMerlin]

i would like 2 know how im an idiot 2 everyone 4 caring about wether or not a keystone species is removed from the food chain? And if u decide to reply who gives you permission to decimate a spicies from existance, only a retard cant see the reprocutions from such an action. I really would have hoped for a reason maby you have 1 but think before you post becuase it will probobly be shot down.

[00riku00]

oh no. not the blue finned tuna. someone, stop these bad people. our ecosystem will be SO fucked if we lose the blue finned tuna.

FiresOfMerlin, get a life.

[FiresOfMerlin]

LOL that wasnt a very good comeback. In anycase where did i say they are bad people, i never did and i understand they are trying to make their way in the world, but if you destroy multiple ecosystems, or just the right one the world will crumble, im going to assume you dont believe in global warming becuase with that sarcastic comment and the fact that you tell me to get a life, if laughable becuase thats exactly what im trying to preserve for more people you selfish bastard. Think More plz.

[00riku00]

um, i do believe in global warming. but fuck it, we're all gonna die anyways. and my comment was so sarcastic, because you left a comment that was rather silly. that you're concerned about BLUE FINNED TUNA. and to be honest, im just trolling you cause im bored. XD

[FiresOfMerlin]

Good becuase ur argument is still worthless.

[00riku00]

yours is just as worthless. :) no matter what u say on here, nobody will read it, and if they do, they wont take it into consideration.

they'll have the same sarcastic response i did. thats why your comment has -4 thumbs.

[FiresOfMerlin]

no it has -4 thumbs becuase these people like me like sushi, however i see that we need to limit ourselves. Obviously your retarted and atleast 4 have read it nulifying your statement. Being closed minded is also a sign of insecurity, and it isnt worthless if no ones reads it or considers it its just wasted. And you are going to assume that my comment wont make atleast 1 person think? Who are you to speak for everyone?

[00riku00]

BAHAHA

you really are taking this up the ass arnt you? and being close minded doesnt mean im insecure you jackass, it means im ignorant. and yes, i admit im ignorant. and it is wasted. because im sure 1 person will read it, and theyll agree with you. but you know whats going to happen? nothing. they will do nothing, because thats how people are. sure, theres people that would so something, but not for a fucking tuna fish.

[00riku00]

oh, and you dont have to keep responding,because im bored of you now. fighting over a fish is so boring, and very little outcomes can come from it. so, peace. i have no intention to respond anymore, but i think u want the last say, so, leave ur comment, and good luck saving your lovely fish.

[bodioto]

is that a tuna?

[ChronicMist]

yep

[Rayes101]

lol i want one i can slash my whole desk to half XD

[LaughingChinchilla]

one word

Whoa!

[puremana22]

LMFAO

[macgyver559]

I love fish. I think its a good meal

[kookahjoon]

samurai warrior

[foralltoenvy]

You could make a kiddy pool out of that thing!

[foralltoenvy]

O.o; That is a big fish. If I was fishing, and pulled that thing in, I would drop the reel, scream like a five year old girl, and run as far as I could away from it.

[rubbadude]

@foralltoenvy finally someone who's sane O_O

[thane414]

@foralltoenvy off the boat?

[foralltoenvy]

@thane414 Good point. It would be pretty stupid to run right off the boat, but I don't think I would be thinking really clear. I would just be thinking "OMG FISHZZIA!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!"

[bigjimbo29000]

@foralltoenvy you are a pussy

[JaxOntUmaGaN]

@foralltoenvy wait youre fishing then you will run away? hahahaha SUPER NATURAL

[VIDEOZAL]

@foralltoenvy lol

[toonlink916]

@foralltoenvy this is tuna. its only catched by fishing ships and in offshore fishing. This cannot be catched by a simple rod lmao dont worry :-D

[ObviouslyRyan]

decedent of a samurai

[phishshtick]

Way too far from a descendant... A descendant of a samurai, if trained correctly, Can slice that fish vertically in 1 blow...

[racooneh]

I want one of those knives. O 3O

[baterdene21]

my god

[imkokio]

thats one big ass fish

[dock534]

giant blue fin tuna

[cpvljv]

Nice blade Mr. Miyagi

[maplegirl32]

huge.

[yourholyman]

You guys are like country men or cave men. Haven't you seen a tuna? Lol.

[fwerter]

look what a big sword he got i dont tell u that thats a knife or somthing , omg

[anitfa]

he cut a animal with a catana? xD lol i hate korea ^^

[schecter99]

dude its called magurokiri it means Tuna Blade

[iplehguitar]

lawl

me too

even if i am korean

they have tough schools

even my preschool teacher yelled at me O_O

[RichardTran0]

Thats no fish?

ITS A FUCKING COW!

Fuck that thing is huge!

[SOUTHSIDER1985]

lol yh i kno, i filleted a tuna the same size, fucking long...lol

[imabeast413]

that is the hugest fricked filet knife i ever seen!

[elijahmarcelline]

not a samirai sword but a katana

hmmm or what ever!

[floonede12]

is a frickin samurai sword

[Ermakster]

WhoaO_O

Nice sword!!

[milkdduds]

thats a mighty nice tuna u got there

[afstudlydude]

that aint no knife, its a sword

[tekken2170]

hehe a sword