the world stands up Ben Bailey

[shotscore55]

this sounds like a mitch hedberg...especially the lazy eye bit

[jonjojo4]

He was beaten half to death... Twice.

[GTAfan07]

@jonjojo4 Cops: What has happened here.......this man is EXACTLY dead :)

[DJKID777]

his big nose make me laugh alot

[Jiguhbiduh]

He is so sexy

[xKandiKatZombies]

5:53 that cute brown haired person better be a guy..

[OfekTheQueenFan2]

"the only way we could know that for sure... is if we beat him again."

XDDD

[IACSC]

It's relatively bizarre seeing Ben Bailey with hair. Like, almost as weird as seeing Morgan Freeman when he wasn't old.

[Adidaas]

@IACSC

There was a time when Morgan Freeman wasn't old!?!

[danbrown565]

hes funny as shit

[OhThanksIWorkout]

lol his voice is like an announcer's

[sakura101avalon]

@OhThanksIWorkout are you saying that Dan Green should be an announcer?

[iScreamPWN]

3:10 "man you better be careful doin that bit down there in El Paso" *pokes tongue out LMAO

[Gen3tx]

when ever i watch this it reminds me of the bud lite real men of genius commercials

[Tristanhx]

"he was beaten half to death.. ... twice" best part for sure xD

[oesman]

I laughed my ass off!hahahahah

[SuperSixinches]

Ben Bailey is hilarious now and again

[NijenK99]

"This man is exactly dead!" BRILLIANT

[TheWCChronicles]

He has a niche!

[superplex333]

He's wicked ficken funny! So is danny bhoy!

[BlondeStar1000]

@RisingEdge111 haha no, I don't. That would be strange...I just don't get his stuff! It's just not funny.. Haha

[bobyo4]

@BlondeStar1000 its really funny! you just have to understand the jokes... plus his delivery is great

[santerre1974]

@BlondeStar1000 noway he is unreal funny man , really good . go smoke a joint and look at it again ...

[BlondeStar1000]

Omg he so not funny :0

[RisingEdge111]

@BlondeStar1000 I think you have a lazy eye that why you don't find him funny. Lol

[mumbojumbo766]

@BlondeStar1000 yeah you're right , he was crap .........you should take a look at tim vine

[VR24]

the "shake a stick..." bit was brilliant!!!

[johnnyjolijt]

Good for you, Lazy Eye!

[TheHeroInDisguise]

Don't pick on Texas.. It's not cool to make fun of retards :O

[geroy01]

his voice sounds like Dave Chappelle's "white man voice" Hahaha. But in all honesty I love his writing. Very clever and well thought out. I love it.

[SaintGabriel11]

I've been looking for this clip for a long time! My friend told me about the "half-to-death" thing years ago!

[vict0r1ous]

lol movie eye

[Mastersteef123]

"it means you are trapped there for eternity... and again"

[leslo2]

is it bad that i think ben bailey is super sexy?

[ionracus]

@leslo2 yes

[ionracus]

@leslo2 atleast if your a guy yes its bad

[63demonicmonster63]

its Mitch Hedberg fuckin right this guys awesome lol

[WackidWally2]

I love dry humor.

[Morgenster]

He sounds exactly like the burnt toast man from Ren & stimpy. and the "no sir I dont like it " horse

[BigLundi]

Truly its his seriousness about his comedy that makes it all the funnier.

[Stn3dRaid3r]

his tone of voice is so serious yet the stories or the comedy is hilarious. Also the way of speech reminds me of Baz Luhrmann from that sun screen song.

[milkman5155]

awesome

[milkman5155]

asdfbgfdasdfg

[Svinspy]

This man is awesome.

[VicariouslyCurious]

Kind of reminds me of Janitor from Scrubs.

[bareakon]

"this man is exactly dead"

that phrase should enter popular usage

[TheKillerOwnd]

I have a lazy eye, and even I thought the first joke was funny!

[iamarock09]

"what do you think you're doing?"

"why, I'm just shaking a stick at these mexicans..."

[warriorlb22]

he is way to underrated. get this guy back on comedy central

[TheBumpy1000]

funny shit.

[ritchguitar]

it's okay to say 'damn' but not okay to say 'god'?

[16moviefan]

very underrated comedian. not only is his material great, but his delivery is outstanding. he nails the serious expression, which makes his funny material even funnier. imo, great delivery can make up for bad material, but he's loaded with both.

[Brewkeen]

That is just awesome. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything because I'm pretty sure I would be spitting out the thing all over the place.

[IanfKirby]

Ben just taped a one hour special for Comedy Central that will air in the spring.



[TKMSeznam12]

@IanfKirby Can't wait!

[brandonholtuin]

ben bailey looks alot like greg shapiro

[sodafromyoda]

why hasnt he been given an hour long special? i want to laugh my ass off damnit.

[yeswithcheese]

officer: "this man is exactly dead. what happened?"

bill: "well, he was beaten half to death...twice."

[ChazZeromus]

Oh that was fucking hilarious XD

[vertoxz123]

So good...

[sneijdertje10]

beeping out goddamn? must've been an american

[khodo63]

@sneijdertje10

i cant stand the FCC...

[lucipher701]

"God" is censored if used before damn?

Oh dear.

[imbatman1995]

@lucipher701 yea that made me kinda mad...

[bananaphone07]

This guys delivery is just perfect. Completely underrated.

[tkdyo]

this man was beaten half to death....twice ^_^

[Elisakuchan]

he has got a perfect movietrailer voice :p

[AnnabellalovesJazz]

He's got a superhero's voice.

[Kueck10893]

Duude! Cash Cab guy is hilarious!

[lotyboy]

2:09 Is the best!

[bigmacindustry]

i want aids

[poistu]

He will always be in my list of clever comedians.

[choad45]

"what exactly does that mean...more mexicans than you can shake a stick at? Like there's a certain number..."

LOL

[xanderwat]

My god I love this guy's logic it's classic!!

[choad45]

this guy is so funny

[kebabuk]

lol his voice is epic and hes really funny XD

[Aaronlm91]

I wish someone would put up his comedy central presents special.

[thedoctorTARDIS]

i got that n the on demand a while back i honstly nearly died. couldn't breath! it was so funny!

[ihatebobsaget1989]

@Aaronlm91 yeah i saw it years ago ive been trying to find it on youtube.

[AdenDodd1]

i think i am going to go and shake a stick at some Mexicans

[ThermodynamicMiracle]

Ps, he talks almost exactly like J. Peterman from Seinfeld! Haha

[shire22]

thats exactly what I thought! lol ^__^

[ThermodynamicMiracle]

I'm in love with him, haha

[bruslyman]

hes better than dane cook

[jbxspartan]

My hermit crab makes me laugh more than dane cook does.

[yamila68]

I totally agree with you. Anyone is better than Dane Cook.

[WWECWWECWWE]

lol. He is pretty funny. Nothing like Cash Cab. Gratz to him on his Emmy.

[m2frogger]

He was beaten half to death...twice.Lol.

[s4perl]

the cash cap guy!

[lolspud]

You know what, Motivated Eye... I don't think so. Tell you what you go ahead and read the book, I'm gonna watch the movie. And I bet I'm finished before you are, who will be the lazy eye then?

Classic.

[hotjack99]

Sort of reminiscent of Jerry Seinfeld...not too bad.

[HectorTsolodimos]

very nice

[conadz15]

Wow i didnt kno Ben did stand up lol i thought he just did cash cab!

[stevoman16]

There's allot of things we don't know.

[panichemicalplan]

this guy has got to be the best stand up ever! i mean, some of the stuff he says isn't even that funny, but just how he says it cracks me up every time! lmao I love Ben Bailey!! ^_^

[Gibson889]

I think this shit is great!!

[matthewjez]

lol lazy eyes lol

[ProjectMcJ]

he sounds like a super hero HAHAH LOL

[sweeetuh]

funniest comic ever

[dillydan88]

OOOOMFG!!!! this dude almost killed me! i couldn't breath, i swear i was gona die of laughter!

[wentplatinum]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! I want one of him!!

[wasawolf]

lmao oh this guy is so funny!

hes jokes are really good!

[dragonsflame35]

i love his jokes. hes definitely one of the most under rated comedians ever.

[toonstar1988]

He's a funny fuck!!!he sounds like joe from family guy!!!

[jootai]

dude he looks like him 2!

[Echo135]

if they made a live action family guy, hed probably play joe

[cloudiadesuini14]

i love his voice.

i want to be a stand up comedian so bad.

[Cannedmeat420]

lol

[websurfer203]

I love Ben Bailey

[sasquatch435]

He's right along the same lines as George Carlin with the euphemisms. They're both brilliant.

[stromzo06]

nnnnaaaaaaaa

[chetbanks]

omg! he is so funny.

[Foxboy106]

...more...

[kebabuk]

lol his voice is epic

[iamarock09]

Can't take credit for this, someone else said it before me: "He sounds like a superhero".

[cowboysoultaker]

You just won 800 dollars in the cash cab!!!!

He's got a good thing going, rock on ben.

[spamodell]

Wow, his comedy is so mean.. but still... it's funny

[megagage]

Exactly dead, this dude is as clever as Carlin

[FuckFeminists]

one of the other guys is also called B Bailey come to think of it. how odd!

[FuckFeminists]

What a phenomenal talent. I must say its refreshing these days. I think Id rank this guy as the only American in my top 5.

[JustinG1988]

check this other video on the right:''Ben Bailey @ The Comedy Factory''

He's talking the same shit over and over again

[lowballmasta]

Hey Genius, it's because comedians have something called "routines". They have a set of jokes and whatnot that they do for a certain period of time, be it months or a year, then they change. There is no professional stand up that does different jokes every night. If you followed a stand up from gig to gig you would hear the same jokes each time. They change after a while. Idiot.

[JustinG1988]

He's a fail, like u

[HarpDaMaster]

Your reply back to lowballmasta was fail.

Your argument fails Justing1988.

[sk8rdan7313]

Lowballmasta is right. You have to think of it as a band. They go on tour and play the same stuff from that album over and over.

[wallflower419]

As a person with a lazy eye, I was apprehensive about this video, but it was hilarious! Thanks Ben Bailey. You rock!

[lissyBLAH]

he sounds like Adam West from family guy lol

[mwwideawake]

all his jokes are the same

[djind]

The Tick!

[emina921]

he has good jokes... but tells them in a weird way like... he's reading the news or something...

[LoboLoko007]

that is what a enjoy the most man; sort of filosophical.

[PhoenixBakura44]

Yeah, it's the serious lilt to his voice that makes the jokes more funny.

[Dracowrath1]

its called Deadpan, telling humerous stories and jokes with a blank or serious expression. Makes it all the more funny imo.

[Zear0]

i made the mistake of drinking soda while i was watching this, i laughed so hard and started choking

[leonard23s]

twice OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[dicknpussy]

that joke at the end had me in tears.

[RhysJ54]

This guy is ace!

[hunter1st1st]

hahaha i remember this awesome

[kingdavebarker]

i have waited ages for this video to be put on ben bailey is awesome, i couldn't find it anyway thanks

[kingdavebarker]

i have waited ages for this video to be put on ben bailey is awesome, i couldn't find it anyway thanks

[RCLOMBARDY]

Thnx for reposting!! I almost cried after it was removed :D