A Few Quick Announcements

[themegaradical]

it stops some people from doing it.

a lot more people would do drugs if they were legal.

idk about the whole legalize everything idea some laws work to an extent. laws only work with the consent of the people and laws prohibiting minor drugs lack the consent of the people to the extent that prohibits murder does.

[KreatorRage]

@themegaradical Not true, no one is dumb enough to go out and buy heroin, that's fucking stupid.

[ArchersBowHaveBroken]

Yay, I'm an oddity! :D

[UshiromiyaReiji]

I LOVE your long videos probably even more than your regular ones.It's been like that since the first Long video Sunday, I guess.

[Drazeroth100]

@UshiromiyaReiji Agreed!@!@

[germanpacman1]

man asian babies really tear up my stomach

[bardox666]

yay im hardcore for watching two and a half hour video, i thought that just made me sad

[LucasJoshuaChiasson]

I was playing Red Dead Redemption when he mentioned Red Dead Redemption 0_o

[fuckingwiththestars]

hardcooooore and im english

[Shylphido]

1:40:25 holy shit!thats pogobat!i watch both of you guys,weird coincidence!

[2122Hellfire]

Your description of school doesn't describe my school or any school ive ever been to at all, in fact my american history teacher pointed out alot of mistakes america made.

[SonarWavePulse]

Why do you keep rocking back and forth?

[deathpill100]

watched the whole thing. fuck yeah.

I really enjoy these q&a videos for the most part. I just like hearing TJ's thoughts on stuff.

[kevrs2]

MR TJ can you tell me something,....when people such as yourself ,give examples of religions ,usually it starts christians muslims ,hindus buddhists ,...why not ever say jews ,are these nut jobs exempt in your eyes !

[turtle4llama]

Standardized IQ tests actually are designed on several levels of pattern recognition and logical deduction. Not specific knowledge.

[ThatsWhatTheManWants]

Im extremely hard core because this is my 3rd time going back and watching all of his vids again and i finished this vid for maybe the 5th time today

[Johnmorrisbeck]

A few quick announcements. --> 2 hours 30 minutes. Makes perfect sense tj

[GamerGuitarer]

i'm a hardcore fan of yours, apparently 

[jpotter333]

i had a stroke and died for 10 min and 15 seconds and i didn't see shit... lol

[ProblmSolvd]

Watching the whole thing, and my respect for you as an intellectual person is growing by the minute.

[TheCollegekid93]

How did you tell your family you were an atheist?

[WTFOMGFFSWOW]

i like to eat 9 year olds :)

[Ziny226]

I always watch your videos, but rarely comment ouo but dont worry, i always take my time to like them

[gmoder10]

chuck norris can watch this for 2 minutes

[Heklep]

@gmoder10 Then I'm better than chuck cuz I watched the whole thing

[ExtrackterYT]

Western films in the 50:s?... "High Noon" goddammit! Gary Cooper, Lloyd Bridges, Grace Kelly, Lon Chaney Jr, Harry Morgan, Lee van CLEEF.

[Smaxxen]

"hardcore viewers will watch the whole video and comment"

It looks i am... *glasses on* ... a harcore viewer AAAAAAWWWW YEEEEAAAH!

[johnlindley665]

I enjoyed sticking around throughout this video.

I love the way he thinks.

[APPOCALYYPS3]

Marilyn Manson <3

[soulsistah102]

I started doing my homework at the beginning of this video. I'm at 2:27:08 and i just got done. Fucking semester test week... well at least i have TJ to keep me sane.

[MiceHendrickson]

I watched this entire video playing Skyrim

[1MAKEDONEC1]

I watched the entire thing! I need a medal or a life or something like that. Enjoyed it nonetheless, and played some games while listening so, had a great time.

[siemka321]

>Quick.

>2 hours.

[lovingsingleton]

If fringe mumbles, you scream like retarded nazi gorilla.

[MJFAN666]

Its not outlaw Burka. Its outlaw burkas in like banks and shit. Public places.

[stonegiant4]

lol i discovered amazingathiest like 5 days ago and i'm already a hardcore fan by his definition just because i'v been watching all his videos in reverse chronological order and just watched this entire video.

[Babk0ck]

Ladies and gentlemen, the longest Amazing Atheist video ever.

[ThatsWhatTheManWants]

I made it! I popped some corn, dimmed the lights and watched it like a movie

[leeham991]

I watch absolutely everything you post because it all interests me. And I like long videos with people talking.

I also had to watch this is 4 parts due to length of it.

So I suppose I'm sort of hardcore... But fuck your T-shirt, man.

[Meikitatakikarim]

That baby thing probably would've gave Albert Fish a boner.

[TompanX]

(C):

[ShaxAMV]

TL;DW

[Babk0ck]

@ShaxAMV thanks for sharing

[AtheistBuckeye]

I watched the whole fucking thing. I feel as if he should go back to the guy who made those shirts last year, and make me one and give it to me for free. I'm a 2 XL, by the way.

[morpheuskibbe]

"i like to eat barbequed babies. they are tender and juicy. HOM NOM NOM" -2 the ranting gryphon

[Triipticz]

"I'm gonna drink some milk."

[FZmustacheFZ]

"Fuck your virus database, you stupid cunt."

lolololol

[FZmustacheFZ]

I love the rant about eating babies haha

[pwnismaximus]

"Quick" haha :3

[peterdapurplepimp]

Man the power of ultimate persuation sounds fucking badass

[CYellowan]

I just saw the entire video. My neck hurst only a tiny bit (I am used to listen to shit all day long) but it was all worth it!

People, DO listen to the entire thing! I doubt that any Theist will be able to listen to it all tho, but feel free! Lots of interesting thoughts from TJ.

Norwegian Viking.

[stride7860]

Nice Title

[bart666a]

tj your chill as fuck. i know you smoke weed

[VonManavis]

This video is so long, the tracking bar is broke!

[HumphreyTheWolf]

"A Few Quick Announcements" 2 hours long.

[EriksB]

it's called dehumanisation

[EriksB]

I had rwo friends who smoked pot and they were the nicest people i know.

[RavenholmHunter]

Dead Rising and Amazing Atheist :DDD

[DonQuixotec]

Am I wierd for popping a bag of chips watching this whole video?

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

Two, And a half hours of TheAmazingAtheist, This is so very wonderful!

[BladeStrikes]

Hardcore viewer here:D

[skinnywhop87]

@jackanthem90 lol maybe you need to watch a porno (so you'd be doing something more productive), if you take every comment in a yt section literal. I was obviously making a reference to him going back and forth this whole time

[skinnywhop87]

LOL through this whole video it looks like you're railing some girl while talking about random philosophical topics

[LordHolton]

I listened to this while playing Super Mario Bros. on DS. Does that count?

[MeBeMat]

I watched the whole thing, but I'm a student with wireless headphones so I did housework whilst listening, I hope that makes me seem a little less pathetic.

[dalektaliban]

oh ho ho ho its funny because announcements are 2 hours long!, not short atall!, ehh

[sargantfrosty]

"Being black is like playing life on hard mode". lmao

[BWade1815]

I prefer the longer vids

[ympanson]

holy shit, i thought that was my virus program. :)

[rockyrigby]

Watched in one sitting. Fuck yeah TJ.

[Triaxionality]

=D I am a hardcore viewer

[joeykid11]

I Watched the whole video. Mind= blown

[SumayahMayah]

I find your videos addictive and fascinating.

[IWantAll99s]

TJ you said cows drink milk :) lol

[wittsmith]

@IWantAll99s They do. The milk that is produced from cattle is for the nutrition of their children, just like with humans.

[IWantAll99s]

@wittsmith How did you find my comment lol ?

[oiramldx]

I like Grilled babies

[DjNyht]

TA;DW

[fluutje112]

Can't you sit still? It looks funny xD

[Hippieboy1547]

I can never look at my cat the same way...

[cakeistasty4]

I'm on day 3 of your vids. I'm going to watch them all.

I haven't skipped any parts ever in any of them.

Just the adds.

[XavierOgura]

@cakeistasty4 You seem so proud

[cakeistasty4]

@XavierOgura I've never listened to a more intellectual being in my entire life.

[Gotrilliten]

@cakeistasty4 You should check out "TheAmazingTerroja" it has all of his really old videos on there.

[dumapies]

i watch your long rants on a daily basis....ur rants are quite calming

[TheFacelessActivist]

Laws can work: You just need to rehabilitate the prisoner instead of just doing insubstantial revenge.

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@TheFacelessActivist that's why in Europe, they have less crime.

[TheFacelessActivist]

@ArsonistInUrFirewall

Yeah, except for the rural parts of Russia where the mob rules, but that's because of the unbalanced economy.

[Petulancer]

I seriously doubt that cows drink milk, TJ.. (1:36:28)

[gamerdude8600]

@Petulancer of course they do, they're like humans.. they need milk for a few weeks or so after birth to be weined. Just like dogs, or cats.

[Petulancer]

@gamerdude8600 oh yeah, I knew that actually. how silly of me. :(

[Petulancer]

Hey! You have Avast Antivirus! Me too! :D

[MyKingdomByTheSea]

Just pointing out here that in actual fact the same-crime recidivism rates for child molestation are the lowest of all (apart from murder) at around 10-15%, when general recidivism rates are between 50 and 74% depending on the prison. This is for the UK, i suppose child molestation might just be more common in the USA

[MrTehcat]

2 hours AWW YES~

[Suberitome]

does only listening count?

I feel sick if I don't hear your voice at least once a day

[soulsistah102]

@Suberitome it's not just me? :D

[Suberitome]

@soulsistah102

can't resist his sexy voice <3 lol

did you notice you can't thumbs up and down comments any more?

[soulsistah102]

@Suberitome i agree <3 haha

[Babkockdood]

It's funny how this YouTube video is probably longer than TJ's documentary. Zing!

[sub2me4areview]

@Babkockdood it is, by an hour and 31 minutes, although, this video is longer than most feature films.

[Eyesareopen22]

Did anyone else have the last 40 minutes of this video freeze up and not play? How do you fix it?

[iusethelancer1]

A few quick announcments...

2 and a half hour runtime.

[walead12]

YOU ARE MY GOD. :D

[Logixmaster]

holy crap 2.5 hours!

[arori4]

FUCK I NEED TO CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW :(

[9kingmax]

2 and a half hours is a LONG F-ING TIME but I sat thought it and I'm glad I did

[TheDarkKreig]

Apart from the laws of nature and physics :)

[omgitsaghiles]

T.J you'r talk about what we should do to legalize marijuana was great and insperational. I don't smoke it my self but it really ticks me off when police arrest people for consuming something that harms neither them or anyone else

[xxyblocxx]

I was called weird, then congratulated for it. Thanks. =)

also AVAST!!

[CapSicarius]

I watched this! :D

[TheFacelessActivist]

You know, TJ. If you take out the garlic and go with french mustard... That's a whole different thing, I totally recommend it.

[ignoranttwat]

Who spends their life watching this shit?

p.s. this is on ED's tl;dw page.

[apex588]

@ignoranttwat you

[ignoranttwat]

@apex588

I watched all of twenty seconds. I mean who watches the full two and a half hours?

[buuski]

@ignoranttwat

It's called watching a segment, then coming back later to watch the next.

[ignoranttwat]

@buuski

OK, fair enough.

[chronicfc2]

lol, when I was 7 I was told Santa didnt exist, at which point I said "So God and the Devil don't either?" And my mother was just like, "err... yeah they dont exist either"

[TyphoidMonsterSH]

Hardcore fan. Nice vid Tj

[phooey357]

I watched the whole video, I feel f**king hardcore! Yeah!

[Kristoffergun]

I hope it makes me a HC viewer that i have watched this video twice....... XD

[jackskellington765]

Good vid but i hate when alot of atheists say they know there is no god. I mean i cant prove it and i also cant disprove it so its possuble that there is one and its possible that there isnt. So just say idk for fucksake atheists

[dprice1291]

@jackskellington765 None of us knows anything for sure. But the default position someone must take on an extraordinary claim is that it isn't true unless there is sufficient evidence... not that it is true because it can't be disproven. We don't claim to be certain.... we take the position that is logical. It's logical to say there probably is no god, because there is no evidence for it, in the same way it's logical to say there are no unicorns.

[Quinny977]

@jackskellington765 you dont know there is a God, but your happy to waste your only life believing in him ?

[tyber32]

@jackskellington765 The god of gaming.

He created everything himself, and then created gaming.

There is no world history, everything was created moments ago.

10 minutes ago to be specific.

Everything known was planted by the god of gaming.

Everything you remember is a lie.

you cannot disprove me, therefore my religion is possible.

_-_

[jackskellington765]

@tyber32 alright i get what your tryin to say but i just cant say that there is no possibility at all that there is a supernatural entity that created the universe ( and im not talking about santa claus(jesus). and im not trying to involve religion here, btw im agnostic, so thats why when it comes to a creator i just say i dont know,lol

[tyber32]

@jackskellington765 Well, it is more logical to not believe in something that is ridiculous and waste your life worshipping it if it is false.

If i worshipped the gaming god, i could be wasting my little time alive on him. And if he doesnt exist, my whole life has been screwed over.

But if he does exist, that would be pretty mean if he were to put such pressure on us, and not prove his existance, saying that we must have blind faith in him.

[jackskellington765]

@tyber32 good point but im not talking about worshiping any god or gods, im just talking about acknowledging the chance that there might be a creator.

[OctobersOblivion]

Well. I'm officially a hardcore fan.

[DraganDrabic]

TL;DW

[foryoublue94]

Hooly fuck the part about the babies. Hahahahaha

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

i really don't get why the fuck people doesn't like the star wars prelogy :S I really liked revenge of the sith :/

watched the entire vid, btw :p

[apex588]

@tarrizzzzzzzzz i know right 1was the bad one

[critic480]

@apex588 You need to go back to your faggot channel.

[CHAOSin8bits]

wow, those WERE some few quick announcements!

[PhockBocks]

For the record, if anyone attacked you TJ, in words or in actions, I would leap to your aid whether the assault was for religion or just a common grievance. I support you sir, it's not much, but few others have my support.

[HRRyan2]

I'm with you on the education shit, TJ. I'm a senior in college now, and I'm a math major. Right now, I'm being forced to take a fucking retarded Spanish class. I do NOT give a FUCK about learning another language, and when I told the professor in her office hours that I don't really need this shit, she went off on some diatribe about how learning Spanish will be indispensable to my future career.

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

@HRRyan2

told me the same fuckin' thing -.-

[imaDRAMAqueen15]

WE <3 U DUDE!!!

[Methrt3]

There's got to be just more to it then this, or tell me why do we exist?

[misnoto]

lol i didn't pay attention for this long. i just paused it and went to porn for a bit.. then came back

[karlniggnogg]

this dude is gay for sure

[dogking100]

Hay I like to drink right out of the soda bottle too.

[dogking100]

I did the thumbs up when he answered the do I eat babies, and then I commented when I heard the virus update because I thought it was my laptop.

[sexilexi123ish]

JayWlliamJohnston wanna be!!!

[Plautus123]

because punishment is not hard enough, wake up Atheist

[XxwonderfifflexX]

Since this video has come out this is my 4th time watching it all the way through, mostly cause i like listening to people talk and TJ is very interesting and kinda funny.

[emattbax]

@XxwonderfifflexX wow...that's (2.31, 4.62 which is 5.02, 7.33, that's 1, 2, 3, ok 7.33 plus 2.31 is 9.64, which is) 10.04 hours of life wasted on youtube.

...

DUDE. TEN HOURS!?

[jpsplat]

A few quick announcements? This video is longer than most movies.

[Abbe235]

@jpsplat That's why it's hardcore!

[onepiecefan4life3]

tl;dw

[foryoublue94]

@onepiecefan4life3 @oC00nz you suck

[oC00nz]

tl;dw

[RosettaStonedX]

15:15, "a hardcore viewer will watch this entire video."

3rd time watching, i can haz hardcore?

[baganga]

A nice way to blow of 2 hours. XD

[number6of6the6beast]

your TWO friends? what about cody and your girlfriend.

[GMAH111]

about 15:00. does this mean you dont want anything but atheistiscs

[Loostifer]

Is this the longest video on YouTube?

[NerfTheBrightWizards]

I don't think I could sit and WATCH all of this - but I can listen to the whole thing while gaming :P thats how I listen to most of your videos.

[SONOrTALON]

Watched the whole thing.

[Ac3ofspades85]

This decade was terable for music but choclate rain the loney island epic rap battes of history and Eminem and parodys are the very few gems out of this decade of garbage

[LovesRoses13]

I love these super long videos. I listen to them while I do my homework (:

[WHIREAS]

@LovesRoses13 so do I, it inspires me. :P

[Euroliite]

too long; didn't watch

[raybritton2]

A wonderful video, thanks.

[ktownskates]

"Fuck your virus data bass you stupid cunt!"

Hahaha

[kegs95]

this is awsome

[pluszek75]

thank you for the great 2,5 hrs :)

[mshotie14]

I tried to do my hw while listening to this video but i couldnt concentrate and ended up watching the entire video and wasting my day away thinking about it... I failed my test...but im okay with that :)