DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED IN THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW YOU'VE STARTED TO READ THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS it works
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
I laugh every time it says "And she said club is about to end and you said come to my crib and she said i can't leave my friends." LOL!!! he got chopped screwed and OWNED!
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
@MinnesotaUnlimited Look jack ass...if you dont like the mother fuckin song. dont bring your wack ass on this song.! you dont make no fucking since. gone say this cong bull shit? your a POS!!! get out!! :// DUMB ASSES NOW DAYS!
Youve Officially been Beat And Bruised!! muthafuka Cant Fukin Sing! Been Audio-tuned! Yea dis Song Gho Hard Bhut He Needa Shut The Hell Up And Let DJ Screw Sing It!!!!
they took the name from dj screw this is not real chopped and screwed listen to dj screw cuz he made chopped and screwed not fuckin tpain he took the name
this niggas fucked up the named "srewed and chopped" they using the name in disrespect there is only 1 screwed and chopped and that it da 1 dj screw made he is disrespecting him by making a real work of art in to this bullshit mainstream dancing shit fuck t-pain aint even a real rapper i had respect for luda too but he should know betta
A girl who's with her friends never will leave them if she can help it, she wouldn't leave with him cause she had to stay with her friends, can't help but say I'd do the same thing.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Lol this is fun to me...
MrBadAxx777 22 hours ago
no autotune at all
AZN0Kami 1 week ago
He says strip club
TWIST3DGORRILLA 2 weeks ago
omq i luv thiss shydd..
KayeShort 3 weeks ago
Why doesn't he make songs like this anymore
happination 3 weeks ago
I LOVE THIS SONG GO T-PAIN!
IslandGirl152 3 weeks ago
2:38 <3 luv ludacris x)
kkminajdubest7 1 month ago in playlist Awesome (:
Yes, okay yes, I'm fucking watching this in 2012, please, just, just shut the fuck up.
29AbeD 1 month ago 10
@29AbeD Relax, I'm pretty sure alot of ppl agree wit ya. It is a rlly good song. I agree wit ya!!!! :D
Pugsramayzin 1 month ago
This song brings back some crazy memories. :)
AnnaMariaSophie 1 month ago
Who actually wants to see original comments speaking people's opinions?
Happymasks 1 month ago
Screwed screwed screwed chop chop then screwed
skillsforever1 1 month ago
Whos Still Listens To This In 2012! (;
viridianaherrera14 1 month ago
@viridianaherrera14
i DO!!!!!! =D
Brenduchi19 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you rocking this in 2012:)
keke7080 1 month ago
@Ciannacjluvseveryone its all goooood(:
biancaxbabyxx 1 month ago
I miss this ...
this was me ad my best friends favee song :P
MsDarkSide12345 1 month ago
Thumbs Up If You Still Listen To This In 2012(:
tabitha991 1 month ago 6
Nicee
candle88guy 1 month ago
@lightningxdisaster well now it is but i posted this comment in 2011 haha(:
biancaxbabyxx 2 months ago
That awkward moment when the top comments say almost the same thing
MidWestHazzard 2 months ago 3
@houseofblues9 well I mean come on, really? Street club? Haha
CeeEps04 2 months ago
@houseofblues9 haha well I mean come on, really? Street club?
CeeEps04 2 months ago
this my song
TruePaidQueen877 2 months ago
I wish i remember i had my other acc's pass Sonicforever57
amazing7273 2 months ago
Some people really need to stop hatin on t-pain, i forgot how much i loved this album
ZaBCock6 2 months ago
its lil shawty not nun
brianna657 2 months ago
Its favorite strip club not "street" club. Some people are just dumb! Learn the lyrics before u make a video!
CeeEps04 2 months ago
@CeeEps04 lol wel damn is jus a song longs u knw da real word it ku damn#smh youtube flipouters
Houseofblues9 2 months ago
@CeeEps04 people bitch too much. post your own video if you have problems with this one. Telling people how to make a video....
PacManFan818 2 months ago
@PacManFan818 cry a little bit more why dont u.
CeeEps04 1 month ago
@CeeEps04 You're the one bitching about a typo.
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MsNomadz 2 months ago
My favorite part is the chorus! Like if you agree!
AmericanGirlLove2K10 2 months ago
Favorite part of the song 0:00 to 4:20 best part XD
TheJadapinketsmith 2 months ago
Luda -3
UGotStabbd 2 months ago
this song will NEVER EVER get old:)))) <3
xxjasminexx141 2 months ago
Haha Ludas part reminds me of this night i had at a fair xP
MrCalebcolkmire 3 months ago
Piece*
africanbeast21 3 months ago
1:55
He so said strip club.
But's its ok because this is the clean version
misslovinable 3 months ago
I can say we've all been chopped and screwed at some point, but we've chopped and screwed someone else too.
L0LSm1l3y 3 months ago
strip club* not street club.. eyes roll -_-
limeinthecoconut1000 3 months ago
yo ima fuck to this song i swear
DeaDTuPrImO 3 months ago 5
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thumbs up if ur tryin to sing it wit a t pain microphone
daRAWEST236 3 months ago
aww i remeber this frm 6th grade and my ex bf song this to me and i was like awww
ThePinky3d 3 months ago
- lovee thee font <3
itskirstenminaj 4 months ago
thumbs up if ur the 173,035 VIEWER
FeeninD4Poosy 4 months ago in playlist Rap
I think the second CHopped and Screwwed is bogus as hell
THATLL BE 50 BUCKS
FeeninD4Poosy 4 months ago
Best song ever
SuperTobi4 4 months ago
this is something that gets stuck in my head.. all day
TheOnLyHeRe4NoW 4 months ago
you've officially been OWNED and PWNED!!!!!! LMFAO
KryptonBorn1 4 months ago
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vampire4388 4 months ago
Gears of war*Chopped and Screwed xD
DeathWalker42 4 months ago
Still bang in 2k11
27171105 4 months ago
@27171105 same here bro
FeeninD4Poosy 4 months ago
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deliah749 5 months ago
it'll be 60 bucks now you've officially been chopped and screwed LMAO
suicidejocke1 5 months ago in playlist R&B
I love how the vid ends on 420 js
halfaznchick 5 months ago
Love Dis Sonq
MzChocolateXLover 5 months ago
I laugh every time it says "And she said club is about to end and you said come to my crib and she said i can't leave my friends." LOL!!! he got chopped screwed and OWNED!
Gallorenth 5 months ago 4
10 facts abut you:
1. You are reading this comment
2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
BanditXYZ21 5 months ago 2
this song is the bizzzness i dont care wht ppl say(:
kimmyloveeable 5 months ago
wat
tyriusjones 6 months ago
i haven't heard this song in sooo long :) & it still is gooddd music . Thumbs Up if you agree . :)))
NayeeBabyee 6 months ago 106
@NayeeBabyee FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
MinnesotaUnlimited 1 month ago
@MinnesotaUnlimited Look jack ass...if you dont like the mother fuckin song. dont bring your wack ass on this song.! you dont make no fucking since. gone say this cong bull shit? your a POS!!! get out!! :// DUMB ASSES NOW DAYS!
MizzSexy8520 1 month ago
@MizzSexy8520 u dumb? listen to some real shit, try Battle of the Iron Mic - NZA
MinnesotaUnlimited 1 month ago
@MinnesotaUnlimited lmao, that's your opinion.
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TaylorBvby 6 months ago
12 people got chopped and screwed by a:by their mom b:a hooker on the corner c:their teacher.
NINJABOY7167 6 months ago
Thumbs Up If Start Dancing Soon As You Hear This !
DamnSheBaddd 6 months ago 15
dis is muh old jamm baby!
lilmizzmizzy 6 months ago 2
Sooo this song makes you wanna dance slow and pop & lock it (Tut Dance) #OldMusicIsTheBest
mmjjjs 7 months ago 2
@music4lyfe123 you did a really good job on the video man
gatorchomper07 7 months ago
thumbs up if your still ballin to this song in 2011;)
biancaxbabyxx 7 months ago 53
@biancaxbabyxx its 2012 :)
lightningxdisaster 2 months ago
@biancaxbabyxx I would thumbs up this, buttttttttt it's 2012 lol
Ciannacjluvseveryone 1 month ago
Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said it'll be 60 bucks
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Princeofflight 7 months ago 6
This is the most creative song of all time.
MurphyD25 7 months ago
love this song :)
lpsrock4 7 months ago
11 ppl have officially been chopped and screwed
mandyrainlover11 7 months ago
I Dont like t-pain BUT i like this song....
oceauna 7 months ago
Youve Officially been Beat And Bruised!! muthafuka Cant Fukin Sing! Been Audio-tuned! Yea dis Song Gho Hard Bhut He Needa Shut The Hell Up And Let DJ Screw Sing It!!!!
seasparkle10 7 months ago
@seasparkle10 but you still commentin and listenin and who hasn't been auto-tuned ? #hatin
mmjjjs 7 months ago 3
@mmjjjs this isn't twitt, d00d.
rachhul 6 months ago
@rachhul yeh obviously if it says YouTube, once again #FALLBACK
mmjjjs 6 months ago
@mmjjjs slash signs don't do shit on youtube, dumbass
rachhul 6 months ago
@rachhul yeh anyway yu can #FALLBACK once AGAIN...stop commentin .
mmjjjs 6 months ago
@mmjjjs dude stop putting hash tags this isnt twitter you fuckin douche pickle, you're not cool
mkherrera3 5 months ago
@mkherrera3 Yeh get the #FUCK out of here with yur late ass comments dumbass..
mmjjjs 5 months ago
@mkherrera3 lol douche pickle. teh fuck
dhay03 5 months ago
they took the name from dj screw this is not real chopped and screwed listen to dj screw cuz he made chopped and screwed not fuckin tpain he took the name
Drifting2458 7 months ago
L0VE DiS S0NGG !!!!. <3333
CertifiedBhaddBit 8 months ago in playlist MY S0NGSZ ((:
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has i been screwed
ThePrincessownsyou 8 months ago
all i hear it chopped and screwed
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ThePrincessownsyou 8 months ago
I am IN LOVE with t-pain idgaf if u think hes bad and auto tuned he has a pashon which is singing soo i love him for that f off
mrsakon1130 8 months ago 3
This is s100% auto tune :P
MrHdizzy 8 months ago 3
Imma straight up G, Shawty knows not to chop me. :p
Ytremz 9 months ago 4
i feel your pain :(
MsChubbypanda 9 months ago
Hot song but damn it reminds me of when i got EWED-EWED CHO-CHO-CHOPPED AND SCREWED.. Still luv that girl though..
StaticLandMine 9 months ago
@StaticLandMine I feel that...
koukirippy 9 months ago
10 people has been chopped and screwed...
3xtraTutorial 9 months ago
This reminds me of my friend and his girlfriend because my friend got CHOPPED AND SCREWED!!!!
Profanable 9 months ago
LUv It! If You Luv It Too, Agree And Say "You've Officially Been CHOPPED AND SCREWED!"
JuicyChick97 9 months ago
My GOD, this song has long choruses. @_@
MiesuKagami 10 months ago
Diz Songg Bring Bak So Many Memories..:] Miss DEm Dayz.
iDewssMhe123 11 months ago 3
dis sonbg is da bussiness
mizzshadmossohio 11 months ago
i like this song i just dont get it.!! well i think i do but idk
sippigirl98 1 year ago
this song makes me wanna shoot my girlfriend.......right in the fucking face!
diddylongdong 1 year ago
@diddylongdong damn. .
Amaziinx14 11 months ago
@diddylongdong Sounds like such a healthy relationship. :'D
MiesuKagami 10 months ago
@MiesuKagami it got healthy around the time that she told me another guy sang this song to her at work,
diddylongdong 10 months ago
lov this song
briannaedaniels 1 year ago
this niggas fucked up the named "srewed and chopped" they using the name in disrespect there is only 1 screwed and chopped and that it da 1 dj screw made he is disrespecting him by making a real work of art in to this bullshit mainstream dancing shit fuck t-pain aint even a real rapper i had respect for luda too but he should know betta
screwedNch0pped 1 year ago
i though my cd was scratched when i first heard this haha
BigSpenderJW 1 year ago 8
I love this song :)))) Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me...
thebestsoccerplay80 1 year ago 3
thought it was chris brown after all these years
SmilinMusic 1 year ago
DAMN! Yo lyrics fucked up!!!
moneylover10000 1 year ago
strip club, not street club!
mmbroo011 1 year ago
uhh nuhh nuhh shawtyy!,(:
EleaBear96 1 year ago
This song is tight thubs up if you aggree.
kraze013 1 year ago 5
lyrics tight ass hek
lovlylena 1 year ago
this is cool
axel4351 1 year ago
strip club. not street club
redhandrail 1 year ago
my friends hate this song, i adore it
they say that it aint a song because it aint well known
in my head im thinking that if it isnt rly well known then who r these 100,000+ viewers that are listening to this song?
love it <3
ryerson4universiy 1 year ago
@ryerson4universiy Rofl 100,00+viewers? xDD last time i recall this vid only got 25,000- viewers.
NeverDiePrOducTiOnSs 1 year ago
You`ve officially been Audio-Tuned.
SkewbieSnax 1 year ago 192
@SkewbieSnax LOL YEA major audio-tuned!
slash0479 1 year ago
@SkewbieSnax Auto-Tuned*?
ossao12 1 year ago 5
this song is awsome
aznboii252 1 year ago 2
font fits with it
taquitos45 1 year ago 2
mei favorite song n world!!
MzLipsey 1 year ago
love it me and my bestiezz song <3 himm :)
powerrangerz13 1 year ago
i love it
martinmilesjr 1 year ago
i really don't care for ludicrous, but his flow is kinda tight.
SB7771 1 year ago
I luv dis song it's da best
pc12101 1 year ago
love this song
campbella1997 1 year ago
i always think my cd is messin up when i play ths song haha
RejectDotCom 1 year ago
A girl who's with her friends never will leave them if she can help it, she wouldn't leave with him cause she had to stay with her friends, can't help but say I'd do the same thing.
Roserietta 1 year ago
@Roserietta thxn fo the tip, helped me out O.O lol jk
taquitos45 1 year ago
Amazinngggg ♥
ryerson4universiy 1 year ago
this is the best song ever by t-pain!
musickid51 1 year ago
yooooo!
cybunnycutie1 1 year ago
LUV IT!!!
aleahm22 2 years ago
BTW, it also makes you feel G O.o
Darkwing1356 2 years ago
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toonz1993 2 years ago
BEST SONG EVER MADE. *Dances*
Darkwing1356 2 years ago
Great song :)
PrinceRock87 2 years ago
i love his songs
blakeshaw1 2 years ago 5
i love this song not like you 99SunRay -_-
toonz1993 2 years ago 3
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It's the crappiest song of all time! Run!
99SunRay 2 years ago
Oh shit. Not dance-dance screwed.
DragonicGod 2 years ago 118
Ya, its damn... i think.
Neonicss 2 years ago 3
@DragonicGod then what is it? 've searched it but cant find it =)
nintendotyphoon 1 year ago
@nintendotyphoon ...
I was saying "not" as in "Oh no I got dance-dance screwed?!"
Way to ruin the joke.
DragonicGod 1 year ago