ORAL REPORT

[MrAwsomemoose]

all i can think about is that song morning report from lion king.

this is the oraaaal report

[bkdmd]

The number one etiology for oral cancer is the HPV virus. It isn't tobacco and it isn't alcohol. It is the HPV. That is something to think about. Oral sex is sex and it can transmit the virus that can cause cancer.

[yandrich5]

Citrus fruit, pineapple, strawberries, mangos, bananas, oranges.

Fruit juice. Also, different types of spices, like (and including) cinnamon.

Lowering an intake of cholesterol, and protein.

Including honey into your diet instead of sugar.

Selenium, zinc, and B-complex will also help with an addition of male pleasure, and a bigger end result.

[AutoTerminator]

I don't want toooo D:

[jmw1500]

It contains fructose, sperm cells, and a lubricating base. The last one makes it taste nasty. The first is the only real benefit nutritionally.

(didn't watch video yet)

[allactive1]

Show us some skinnnnnnnnn already, its obvious to everyone that we watch you to see you puppys

[occultdude17]

@allactive1 Oh... I always wondered why she angled the camera so it didn't capture the top of her head. Now I know it was so she could include other stuff...

[hotpinkromero]

ORAL IS SO NASTY BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD LOL

[MrDillon0000]

id give u oral till my face was to numb to move

[xephyrthefallen]

Screw vegetarian, go vagetarian

[gentlemanREX]

@xephyrthefallen now that's a diet I can stick to

[adamtylerisom]

Your eyes are beautiful. They're so blue.

[1000dkt]

My boyfriend and I will be sleeping and the next thing I know either I am being eaten out or I will wake him up with a lovely blow job! I guess we are just a really open couple, but we got to where we are by a lot of communication about boundaries and stuff like that.

[TheMrgoku1985]

I love eating pussy!

Any guy who don't like licking clit is a "fag"

and any woman who don't like receiving a lick job needs to GTFO!

[sekcwunn]

@TheMrgoku1985 woooopppp!!!!! guys that lick out are real men :) !

[TheMrDChan]

@TheMrgoku1985 I don't agree.

[Troll1539]

@Dreadnaught1985 that's not what I said.

[Dreadnaught1985]

Is it weird that I prefer performing the act of oral for a partner than having her perform for me?

I mean, I'm not going bat her away and say oh no please don't do that... just that I'm usually happiest when she's happiest.

[TheMrDChan]

@Dreadnaught1985 I think that after watching the videos of Laci we all should have understood that there is no "weird", there is only personal preference! Me for example don't mind having an oral, but good Lord! how giving oral gets me going! I think it has something to do with seeing my partner getting excited also gets me going.

[MissPandaRox]

You're all feeding him ;)

[ricx37]

Actually there was a recent study which stated that semen has teeth whitening properties xD

[Troll1539]

@umzarsenal my religion is irrelevant.

[Dreadnaught1985]

@Troll1539 All religion is irrelevant... Religion had a good run, a few thousand years under it's belt. But it's time is up.

Cya religion!

[Troll1539]

@Rawc90 nope just moral

[Troll1539]

I do not approve of your sexual relations out of wedlock.

[Rawc90]

@Troll1539 Jealous that your not getting any?

[umzarsenal]

@Troll1539 No religion approves of sexual relations out of wedlock.

[TheMrDChan]

@umzarsenal Wrong.

[SuperBlockster]

@Troll1539 the first part of your name is Troll are we really going to believe you hmmm

[trident3b]

"for a male body they're in the glass"? (3.44~3.45) What i s she on about? I suppose it must be the american accent. I can't understand her. 'Glaaas'?? Anyone? Surely that wasn't "gland" was it? If so, makes no sense either. Need help. Can't understand her.

[ElectricError]

@trident3b

Glans, or the head.

[MenyaZovutSuka]

My boyfriend, as with all things we've done, just asked if I was okay with it. At first I wasn't, and he was perfectly fine with that. I've always liked that he asks. Even now that I'm okay with the things we've done, he still asks a lot of the time to make sure I'm cool with it in the moment.

[TheMrDChan]

@MenyaZovutSuka Happy to hear that, communication rocks!

[xxbrokexxable]

im bi and ive given and recived oral with another girl who i wasent even dating. idk how i even got on this video...

[xTheMysteryGirlx]

Recent studies have shown that oral can now actually give you throat cancer....

[TheMrDChan]

@xTheMysteryGirlx Recent studies have shown that those recent studies were wrong. You've got to be careful around recent studies and take them with a grain of salt ;)

[Eladrienia]

A gallon a day keeps the teeth bleach away.

[AntiMatterWave]

Thumbs up if you looke it up on Wikipedia!

[MaximumGKB8]

She Seems Like a Sweet Girl

But also Fucking Perverse

WTF?

[TheMrDChan]

@MaximumGKB8 Oh, does enjoying sex make her a pervert? Well, then pervert is a positive word and I am proud to be one myself!

[MaximumGKB8]

@TheMrDChan

Yes. I too am a Horndog. my Friend I am PROUD! I posted that a Long time ago lol I forgot that I posted that...

[lashkaretoiba]

If girls don't give blow jobs I look at them like their a fucking betamax, THEY STILL MAKE YOU?

[julilovespurple]

"sorry there was a fly" best thing ever

[MacabreManifesto]

Are you telling me my cum can taste good?

[zellfalcon31]

@MacabreManifesto yes if you eat fruit your cum can taste more sweet.

[Rosazuly7]

@MacabreManifesto yeah.....I used to be with this guy and he tasted soooooo good, like apples...really sweet. He used to take care of his diet very much eating a lot of fruits... so I can say she's right.

[MrStumpi1]

if i would be a girl, i wouldn´t like to nomnom someting wich was in a penis before...

[SovereignStatesman]

@MrStumpi1

Yeah if you don't eat pussy either.

[WellBeSerious12]

@SovereignStatesman specially of it's hairy.... XD

[SovereignStatesman]

@WellBeSerious12

Oh HELL no!

It'd be like making out with a member of ZZ top.

[InfoUplink]

I've got yo' oral report.

[maskedavenger777]

I didn't want to do oral with one girl, cuz she wasn't "fresh".

[defrostfire1]

whats a gluteous? or what ever you said that cleteus? the most interventing places for a female are in the cluteous or somthing like that...

[hithere01002]

@defrostfire1 ....the clitoris? the most nerve endings are in the clitoris. It means that's the spot you want to touch on a lady to get a good response xD it's a part of the vagina and if you don't know what this is and are planning on having sex with a woman, you might want to do a little research.

[defrostfire1]

@hithere01002 THANKKKKK YOU!!!!!!!!!! :D

[2106BAMBAM]

i like mine nice and sloppy the wetter the better and she has a pretty mouth

[IamMentallyDisabled]

Haha The first time I was asked to give a bj, it was through text. -flashback- I was like "BRB" and he said "what are you going to do....?!?" "To take a shower." ".....aaaand?" "...wash my body.. o.O" and he said -drumroll- "give me a bj?"

[MerciMeMerciMe]

What do they say in the song at the end? I can't understand it!

[INTHENOMANSLAND]

Hahahahhaha GODSPEED! That made laugh.

[MrVaginalFlatulence]

Tits or Tits

[BlackAssassinBlade]

So to get any health benefits she needs to chug a gallon a day... I'm gonna need a LOT of fluids

[Fleursdelily]

And for the male body... 3:43 what?

[NJnaturalBB]

@Fleursdelily Glans, dick head.

[shivissar]

BEWBS ^_^

[littleenglish]

You've got good set of dsl

[eurohim]

The funny thing about oral is that I noticed that all girls are happy to get it. Even if they say they don't like it, it is because they haven't gotten it good before. On the other hand, not all like to give it. Getting = Yes, do it to me! Giving is hit or miss.

[sNaYkE15]

my girl loves receiving oral, but she hates to give it....she says she thinks it doesn't belong in her mouth....fml

is there ANY possible thing I can do here?!

[youngaria]

@sNaYkE15 refrain from performing on her until she reciprocates.

[sNaYkE15]

@youngaria damn that's a good idea! Stated in quite a formal tone but I like it :)

[youngaria]

@sNaYkE15 no problem :)

i'm a formal child hahaha.

[sNaYkE15]

@youngaria Now is it tried and tested by you or others or is it just some social science thing that you've heard about somewhere??

[youngaria]

@sNaYkE15 i have tried it. and it's worked. now as far as not being an asshole, say something like,

"I really enjoy making you feel good, and I don't expect to get it in return, but I don't really want to please you in that way if you're not going to return the favor." follow it up with a kiss and a cuddle and it will be peachy keen, child. :)

[sNaYkE15]

@youngaria I'm 17 so I am still a child, and by NO means an expert ^_^ thanks ma'am/sir :)

[youngaria]

@sNaYkE15 no problem :)

[sNaYkE15]

@youngaria And how exactly do I go about it without being a total ass hole?? X)

[trogadoney]

lacie did u know that if a guy eats pineapple it makes his cum taste sweet, my girlfriend told me that after oral sex :L

[TheVJProduction]

girls vagina? the smell?...im a guy

[kylerw87]

What kind of fucking idiot asked if you can get pregnant from swallowing cum?

[thephilchannel]

I mean this totally as a compliment - you look like you were built for giving oral sex.

[saber1105]

I must say the largest distraction from the video, which was good in of itself, were your incredibly bright blue eyes. Do you wear colour contacts?

[Vetrid]

i'm gonna go eat some apples.....

[ko3r]

have u ever done oral?

[asphyxiateDrake00]

I couldn't help but notice your eyes, they're so pretty!

[AntiMatterWave]

@asphyxiateDrake00 Oh my god you're right! They're better than her boobs!

[darthkilligma]

do you like giving or reciveing oral laci?

[takemeaway408]

your eyes are really pretty and blue(:

[Davemercd]

My girl was against it. Then I just spread her shit and went to town, now she makes me do it. YAHTZEE!

[collegeboy760]

dental dams? wtf is that?

[NJnaturalBB]

@dbzman1985 If she never blows me than I would, I like oral on both ends more then fucking

[FriezaReturns00001]

well when she giving the brain when you jizz it aint in her pussy...but oh well...BITCH SUCK THIS COCK!!! LOL

[Kerethuk]

Never Look at your watch when going down on a Girl. That's like asking when's my turn?

[MrBebopChamploo]

So... do you give oral? Please answer. *Insert winky face*

[MrBebopChamploo]

I feel like if a girl's gonna blow me the least I can do is return the favor and eat her out. I'm curious as to what it'd be like...

[ErikaResponding]

I like her vagueness, it keeps the video tactful. 

[tyberiousjenkins]

I have a question for the ladies how fAr do you think oral sex should go do you think ejaculating in someone's mouth whether it be a furl in a guy or vice versa is rude or condescending or disrespectful just curious be honest

[MoFawca]

open wide baby

[aboood914]

I want to give you oral

[EatMyAssBitches]

I don't have precum and I am cool with letting a girl practice on me. Just be slow and keep me wet. Thanks.

[aries3531]

@1nqual dude aint gonna lie dat shyt made me laugh hard bt yet so true...props to ya

[McBlemmen]

I have a question and i would like a reply from someone.

Do women actually get any pleasure whatsoever from giving a blowjob or do they do it only to please their boyfriend?To me , the idea of a blowjob is gross and i dont get WHY women would do it.I wouldnt let my girlfriend do it to me UNLESS she escpecially says she likes it.So my question : Do women actually like giving blowjobs and if yes, why? Thank you

[NJnaturalBB]

@McBlemmen My girlfriend loves giving me oral, but I dont think it "feels" good for her, i think she likes it because I like it. Kinda like cooking your mom breakfast, get it?

[Ryushai]

@NJnaturalBB Maybe you give bad oral?

[NJnaturalBB]

@Ryushai She gives ME the oral.

[clunge69commander]

@NJnaturalBB yeah i perfectly understad oral sex is cooking breakfast for ya mom, cheers m8

[SovereignStatesman]

@NJnaturalBB

More like to make you MARRY the bitch so she'll never have to do it again!

[ShakeNBacon9Ely4]

@NJnaturalBB lol PERFECT example you gave.

[indigothecat]

@NJnaturalBB You should return the favor and give her oral back. Don't just shove your face in there though, and it helps to shave beforehand.

[savemypecanpie]

@NJnaturalBB Although you might be right in some cases, many people get a lot of pleasure and enjoyment out of cooking their moms breakfast.

[jordannoyes13]

You have SUCH beautiful eyes...& breasts!

[CPepin73]

That was some great oratory + video : )

[theultimatedestroy80]

WTF????ORAL SEX WITH A COMDOM???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME???? WHO WOULD DO THAT????

[ieatcliche]

Oral may be fun for a guy, but it sucks (no pun intended).

And precum tastes like snot. Gross.

[theultimatedestroy80]

@ieatcliche OOWWW!!!! REALLY???have you try'd it to say that???? if you don't like the precum then don't eat it :)

do you at least eat the cum??? and for some reason the precum smells like fish and i don't know why

[ieatcliche]

@theultimatedestroy80 yes. and all my other friends who have tried it agree with me. And when you're doing oral, it's kind of hard to avoid the pre, because you don't know when it's coming out. But i never tasted cum because my boyfriend told me, and i was done.

[theultimatedestroy80]

@ieatcliche well precum is for cleaning the inside before the cum passes thats why it tastes like shit!!!!!!!! realt no you don't know when it's coming out well the boy can sort off feel it but you can't stop it or control it :( but you have never tasted cum????? and what do you mean by saying *But i never tasted cum because my boyfriend told me, and i was done.* are you trying to say that your boy friend doesen't leave you eat the cum????? if yes why???? P.S I'M A BOY.....

[ieatcliche]

@theultimatedestroy80 he would let me, but i moved, because i didn't want to taste it.

[theultimatedestroy80]

@ieatcliche oww ok!!!!!! well that would be messy :D i mean cum would go everywhere not very nice to clean up after!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[markky46]

If the person talking was an old man, this would have probably 50 views max.

this chick is hot.

[theultimatedestroy80]

@markky46 agreed!!!!!!!!!! :)

[griffml95]

I like the way you say grapes:)

[RosesReality]

Depends on the girl dude. I reserve deepthroat for the right guy, right mood.

[iLano79]

@1nqual Amen, brother.

[badboy4lyf3]

Laci will you marry me?

[CowboyNiceguy]

what no meat? thats just unbecomeing of an American.

[SmilingNaoko]

i prefer man eating lot´s of chocolate earlier on. Apples bring a taste of piss. Honestly! And why ask in the middle of action if it feels good? Usually you see it on physical reaktions.

[ShakeNBacon9Ely4]

@SmilingNaoko People ask bc sometimes the one receiving the oral is too shy to tell them that they aren't doing it the way they prefer and puts them in an awkward position. Asking them to do it better might be a little demanding to the person and/or if they weren't comfortable with it in the first place, they might just stop and it could kill the mood. Asking only takes a second or two and works out for the better! Personally I'm not for it but if I were to do it, I'd like the girl to enjoy it.

[ChristanPaige]

"I'm gonna end it awkwardly now" is more relevant to oral sex than you might think.

[LiveForFunny]

it's funny how they showed the ad for "cox" before this vid XDDD

[Dekan007]

i like giving a chick oral sex cuz they taste great when they orgasm (or am i just strange?) but i dont do anal with chicks thats just to far in my book but hey like i say to every person i talk to "each to there own"

[peacexlovexrecycle]

Is there any harm in giving oral if your partner hasn't been with anyone else?

[inperf3ct]

Ok... So that baically means that my jizz tastes like cheetos, Coca Cola and bacon.. D:

[audionautix]

thanks so much for the shoutout. It's an honor to be part of your videos.

[azie1234]

arr i love your videos!

haha, funny stuff about the nutritional value.

knew my partner was lying!

=P

[FatAndFunnyTV]

god gave us two heads, but not the ability to use them at the same time

[bryanstrain]

if you want your lady to give you oral this is what you do. wait till shes not looking, strip naked, get a good running start then thrust it at her... like a falcon punch.

[clews207]

OMG you ruined my line. of course it makes your teeth whiter :)

[DamnAllSoulsDeparted]

Don't use your teeth! That fucking hurts!

[wickedpower6]

what is this shit?

[wickedpower6]

@1nqual hahahaha thats the truth

[SWGuruu]

LMAO I FUCKING BUSTED OUT INTO LAUGHTER at that chucking a gallon of cum shit... omg

[xXBleachxUlquiorraXx]

Mute the video, fullscreen, sit back and enjoy the show. Not more need on this video.

[AZNBLINGZ]

she looks like miley cyrus

[Jumazor]

tits or gtfo

[Jumazor]

tits or gtfo

[supafly85204]

ur boobs jiggle when u move ur hands

[Zhaan4ever]

@supafly85204 classy

[JasonVladimir]

...And you have the most wonderful lips for the job Laci!

[Yoonjin90]

she looks like that one chick from iCarly

[freedomland11]

I am a 17 year old...and I love to give oral to my gf...She has this pussy that looks perfect..And you gotta put honey, choclate, maybe a little peanut butter. U can also use fruits and just insert it and make her eat it or you eat it!!! YUMMY YUMMY

[Ccaven]

@freedomland11 dude. wtf

[freedomland11]

@Ccaven wft? what..

[HearTheBlue]

"Go the distance, man!!" LMAO

[EDKsurly]

Shave that bush... oral is automatic ;)

[vitalisx3]

ur so amazing, love ur vids;D

[noybw333]

my old bf hated bjs... he thought they "tickled" - just goes to show you everyones different

[iDirtyDianaX]

@noybw333

wow seriously?

that's so .. well.. it's definitely different loll

[TheNighthawk00]

@noybw333 That means you suck ... wrong ^^

[noybw333]

@TheNighthawk00 lol, naw bro i'm pro :P he'd always been like that, even w all his other gfs, it was always the same. thats just the way he was. he made up for it in other aspects :) & like i said, just goes to show you that everyones different :)

[TheNighthawk00]

@noybw333 I was just joking. Like you said, everyone is different and it's best to accept those differences and find "satisfaction" in other ways ^^

[mastermegabyte]

"...wikipedia or something." Nice throwback to Bo Burnham.

[thenerdhugger]

The best way to learn is to have Alaska Young teach you with a tube of Crest Complete.

Looking for Alaska, anybody?

[mouseinsneakers]

@thenerdhugger YES. <3

[antiunis]

3:11 LUL ?

[thejww96]

id let you give me an oral report any time :D

[WheresmyCucumber]

Why does everyone think she is so hot? I mean she's good looking but not hot.